Halloween is just about a month away, what are you going as this year, anon? >Pic unrelated
>>76609363Ive never been to a halloween party in my life.
I bought some fake tattoos and I will be going as a guy who has a scorpion tattoo on his neck and some fake earrings.
>>76609363are you a child or a manlet?
>Omg le.heckin based over saturated zoom zoom anime Baka the grappler!>Le heckin Halloween outfit!I'm really surrounded by zoomer and gen alpha gremlins
We dont do halloween parties here in the balkans. The only "parties" that exist are the ones where they just blast shitty turbofolk at 300 dB in a dark basement and everyone gets alcohol poisoning from the hard liquor within 20 minutes. I hate it here. Absolutely nothing worse than being straight edge in an alcoholic society
>>76609399I thought balkans were muslim?
>>76609399Join a religous gym or something
>>76609399Try not being a straight edge beta lol Getting drunk is fun and gets you laid.
>>76609399Normies drink alcohol to lower inhibitions and anxiety and blame any bad behavior on alcoholIf you aint into alcohol, move to a muslim country unironically
>>76609400Balkans are mostly south slavs, they are either insanely devput christians or muslims (centuries of war with the ottomans does that)>>76609422I know they do, ironically normies are mostly autists and spergs, they can't even socialise. They can only mingle with other people if they are all heavily inebriated. You know how fucking annoying it is to be the only sober person at a table of drunks? They are just catatonically giggling and vomiting for 4 hours and then the next morning they send messages like "last night was sooo crazy brooo" yes brooo it was soo crazy how you fell asleep on the dirty floor yooo you really are wild brooo
>>76609457Maybe move to a Muslim country then
>>76609363I'm going to wear what I wear every halloween. I'm going to be a yoga mat.
Divided between several; the costumes that my physique compliment so I get to subtly show off, or the blatant physique showcases.Subtle costumes;>thor>geralt>snake plisskenIE fully dressedBlatant show-off costumes;>conan>leonidas>he-manIE half-naked barbarianDepends on the party and how appropriate I need to be and if I plan on trying to fuck anyone at said party.Geralt is probably gonna be my choice tbf
>>76609363Pirate
>>76609363>Halloween partyAre you 5 years old or something? I think I grew out of playing in costumes by that age. Might take some a little longer though
>>76609546Your mother is slutty
>>76609546I like fucking twinks dressed like girls.
>>76609560We really have a delayed or straight up arrested development in the West. Manchildren still dressing up in costumes, going to "parties" which are nothing more than elaborate mating rituals, consuming media made for children, cartoons, anime, superhero movies.Listen little buddy, I get that you enjoyed your childhood, you loved to dress up as a princess or Aladdin or an Indian or whatever that garb is meant to be, I get that you loved your childhood and teenage years, the novelty, the discovery, the optimism, but it's time to grow up. You are over 25 years old, you are an adult, it's time to grow up mentally and live an adult life, and none of it involves dressing up in a silly costume to drink poison in the vain attempt to "have fun" by socialising.
>>76609546Being a kid is thinking something is the coolest thing in the worldBeing a faggot midwit who thinks being a grown up is rejecting that thingBeing an actual grown-up is realising that that thing you liked as a kid is indeed the coolest thing ever.Also girls love dressing up as sluts and feeling up fit guys dressed up as movie characters
>>76609575People been doing this for centuries just under a different nameMove to Iraq if you dont like it>>76609578Being a grown is up is realizing that fucking twink bussy is fun
>>76609546This guy does NOT fuck and has NEVER fucked lmao and he probably never will
>>76609575Kek what a miserable bitter faggot.It's a good thing you don't socialise you'd ruin any event you went to lmao
>>76609575Kek. Gigabased
>>76609601You can hire him as a security guard in case if nigs want to rob the place
>>76609586>Being a grown is up is realizing that fucking twink bussy is funThis but slampigs dressed as cats
>>76609575It's a Zaporozhian Cossack uniform
>>76609778No it isn't, you stupid bastard. They never dressed like that
>>76609363 The greatest /fit/ costume is Jason Voorhees. He was always played by big stuntmen.
>>76609575What the fuck do you mean by the "West"? People to the East of Poland dress up as commie murderers and rapists once a year and watch fairy tales about muh Great Patriotic War. People in China watch shitty shows about the Romance of Three Kingdoms. People in Japan... well, you already know. So what else is there on the East? Middle east? India? Yeah they're right up your walley i think.
>>76609575Mods! There's a 14 year old itt
>>76609363I don't celebrate made-up burger holidays.
>>76609457Devout Christians my ass. Which country are you from? Im from Бългapия. So i know you ain't talking about my shit hole. My father thinks himself of a Christian but doesn't even know thr ten commandments. He drinks like a fish and supports Hitler, he genuinely believes Hitler did nothing wrong and was the best politician ever. What fucking Christian is that?
>>76609363Goth festival, a girl i know will perform on the scene. >what are you going as this yearGonna find out if it's an actual Halloween party or a goth party with Halloween flavor. If former then Michael Myers, if latter then uh... i dunno, i don't have an outfit.
>>76609392The anime's good as a gateway to the manga but that's about it.
>>76609399I lift to turbofolk, my friend. You should try it. Really gets you fired up
>>76609851The good kind of christian. Your father is based
>>76609903I'm also from the balkans
>>76609908Didn't ask+you're brown
>>76609910>>76609908>>76609903Where do the balkan bimbos hang outLike that cherry kiss girl from japanese porn
>>76609422No thanksIll stay sober and remain in a first world country
>>76609575This. So much this.
>>76609801This. I was just rewatching some clips and classic slashers like Jason, Michael Myers, Leatherface or Ghostface are perfect if you're a big (tall/bearmode-ish) guy with an unremarkable face.Might try and cop a Jason mask and machete and put on some old ripped up clothes since I'm reaching peak bulk right now (215 @ 6'2) which is about where Kane Hodder was at when he took the role of Jason for several films
>>76609575Your mother enjoys barbarian codpiece
>>76609575Puta Madre, fool
>>76609400>I thought balkans were muslim?the muslim there also drink copious amounts of alcohol, its a prerequisite for being a slav. Its somehow compatible with islam, dont ask me how does this work
>>76609875I lift to oldschool folk, i love šaban and shit, i tried turbofolk but hearing ceca and other modern slop shit makes me vomit, i cannot fathom how people my age listen to that garbage.
>>76609392>ugh people like thingsYou're an insufferable faggot & no one likes being around you, in case you didn't know.
>>76610137Ew
>all these anons bitching about being an adultI'm going as Omni-man because my wife asked me to. First time I've bought a costume for Halloween my entire adult life.
>>76609399shitty balkan parties might be one of the reasons I'm str8 edge as well, I'm not gonna get drunk just so I can be numb to how dogshit most turbofolk is
crossdressing
>>76609363Rasputin, and yes I got the long equipment to match
>>76610596Keep in mind that the penis you see displayed, is dried and shrunken. So it was even larger when he was alive.
Get ready to see this guy everywhere this Halloween
I was hoping to have abs by Halloween.Went from 220 lbs 28% bf to 185 23% bf since march.I guess it was some progress.BF number is from my smart scale which I think is full of shit because that would imply I lost like half muscle and I know thats not possible because I've gotten stronger.I wanted to go as Adam Jensen.
>>76609392>OMG NO FUN>ONLY WORK AND SLEEP!Slit your throat tranny.
>>76609392>>76609575Your going to get eaten by the Halloween spirits if you don't scare them off with a costume
>tfw too poor to go to Shibuya Halloween aka the biggest most chaotic party on earthOne day.. One day..
>>76609363It's a new year, hoping I'll get to go to a party or find something.Nothing /fit/ related, but I've had part of a costume for a Stranger Things character. I've never watched the show, I'm thinking it could be a great opening as a way to meet women.I was also thinking Travis Bickle.
>>76610596Imagine the smell
>>76610816Yes, opium smell
>>76609546>>76609575Were you never invited to parties?
>>76609801>>76609946Svengoolie usually hosts costume contests every year, there's always a popular Vorhees or Myers.https://youtu.be/Pg0Vp4RcJXs?si=KAhscADDu3-fQa4E&t=155
>>76609575>NO FUN ALLOWED ONY THE HUSTLElol zoomers
>>76609400Some are, some aren't. Why do you think they hate each other so much?
>>76610066Oh yeah, kafanske for that heartbroken teen strength. I found that turbofolk from the 2000s hits best for me
>>76610063US soldiers in kosovo called them "party muslims."
Spooky bump
I'm going to dress as the scariest thing on earth... An average Indian man
>Tyrone? Tyrone...? TYRONE GET OFF YOUR LAZY PORCH MONKEY FAT ASS AND GET IN HERE I NEED YOU! Oh, there you are Tyrone. Heh, no I didn't call you a porch monkey Tyrone my boy you must have had your jungle beats on too loud. Now Tyrone, you know what day it is right? NO TYRONE YOU DUMB FUCKING NI- Tyrone... it's Halloween! The most spectacular and heckin awesomest holiday in all of the year! We get to be just like children again and forget all adulting while we dress up as heckin marvel and star wars characters. I've got you a darth vader costume and my nazi bitch wife a Leia slave costume and you're going to breed her white supremacist cunt on the front porch for all the evil white children to see while I hand out razor blade candies to all the little white devils that come to the porch. We're going to show them their place in this universe as slaves to the black God's desires, and you're going to fuck my asshole with your massive black fist too so I can sissygasm all over their shocked little faces while they see you ruin my wife's nazi slave owning bloodline. The sight will truly be burned into their little nazi minds for their whole lives! Tyrone... I don't heckin care if you don't feel comfortable doing this. Now get your costume on you stupid jigaboo nigger while I put jefre cantu-ledesma's love is a stream on the front speakers to set the mood, or ill have to threaten to kill my wife, myself, you, and your godlike black spawn again. I'll fucking cut you all into pieces before I blow my brains out all over your black cock. Heh... calm... just give me a puff of your niggerlicious weed... calm...
>>76612970Me eyes hurt
>>76610078>>76610751Hahahaha little goblin zoom zoom who think they're Baka the grappler and throwing themselves down the hill for conditioning lmfao so cringeI read that shit back in 2011 before every zoomoid gremlin started spamming it everywhere. same with berserk. At least berserk was good but Baka the shittler was boring crap even back then. You ruined anime and manga in general, brocolli headed clown world mutantsSoulless golems... Sad, many such cases!
>>76609575Fucking based. Truth hurts
>>76610249I too enjoy being in an open relationship! Take this gold, fellow Redditor
>>76609363>so many sour grapes in this thread lmaoFriend throws a massive halloween party every year. Couples costume, I'm Wriothesley and my GF is Clorinde from genshin impact. We cosplay, so this one was made for next year's con, but we got it done pretty early and we are wearing it to the halloween party. Always a blast.
>>76612970I look like this and I say this.
>>76613360
>>76609363How come nobody can pull off the aura of Baki? I've seen lots of cosplays but nobody has been able to capture that confident arrogant fighter look he has.
>>76609575first two sentences are good then you fagged it up
>>76609801I do Michael Myers personally. Have so many randoms beg me for photos.
>>76609392Go buy some land and use your time off the internet, or is it that you've managed to fuck up your life for 4 decades and now you're seething because you're malding and unfuckable? It's ok no one swipes on you on tinder. You're not that interesting anyways.
>>76609363He actually mogs the statue because he's anatomically correct.>big (tall/bearmode-ish) guy>peak bulk right now (215 @ 6'2)6'2" 215 fat isn't very big. I'm 6'2.5" ~210 lean and feel small. It's hard to maintain and grow at this size for me though it's a little pointless for me getting bigger.
>>76616716BMI matters. look at your favorite bodybuilder bmi and then bulk up to that bmi to match it
i dont have friends. i dont get invited to halloween parties and i dont remember ever doing so, im 33 now. i envy people who have friends to invite them to parties, the fun these parties probably are, the drinking and drugs and sex that happen at them. i never experienced any of them
>>76616716Damn I fucked it up forgot to link to this >>76609946>>766167206'2-3" low 200s just looks small unless you skip legs. Compare the Connor Murphy 6'3" 205lb physique to the 6'3" 220lb NFL quarterback physique and there's a big difference in where you put the weight.
>>76616726Most parties do not end with sex at the party. It certainly happens but you are t missing out on that. You're mostly missing out on the socializing with your peers, even if you are intellectually/physically superior.
>>76609854>i dunno, i don't have an outfitGo as jacked skellington
>>76616742Oof
>>76610044good choice
>>76610249would be cool to go as omniman or a viltrumite but I can't grow a stacheI'll probably just end up staying home and jacking off and dressing up as an incel
>>76617212I will not
>>76617212I can grow a stache and intentionally modeled mine after Omni Man's. I'll probably be doing so this Halloween.
>>76616716>>76616742I'm not fat fat, I'm at a fluffy 18% bf right now. Still have visible abs cause I have fortunate You have severe body dysmorphia if you think being over 6' and anywhere north of 200lbs isn't bigger than 95% of peopleYour standards are completely warped by the fitness industry which reminder, despite all the content you consume from it, is still a minority of peopleThe gif you showed as proof is retarded. Connor look huge next to that manlet, even with his shirt off.
>>76609363
>>76609392it's way better than comic book slop
>>76609363I'm going as a single friendless loner. My costume will consist of my normal outfit plus a large bottle of bottom shelf liquor
>>76620484Pay attention, I say, pay attention! It's a holiday, son. You got to splurge on somethin' a little bit better than that rotgut hooch ya usually drink!
