you guys said she wasn't natty
>>76624433>She
>>76624433how is this making millions a year?
Natty or not, she's what, 4'8"? why would I care about a hobbit and an e-celeb at that?
>catladyI could have saved her (I couldn't)
>>76624459She's cute, autistic, jacked, and has a nice round bum and glasses. What's not to love
>>76624554>female>autisticlmao
>>76624608She's a turbo autist, in a really nice, wholesome way. Patty is too pure
>>76624659I find it fascinating how nature made it so that the average male is this naive and falls for female grifts this easily
>>76624666Not today, Satan. She still doesn't have OF, so I believe in her purity
>>76624433Literally what is the appeal of this chick? Is it just because everyone on this board is sexless and lonely that they totally idolize random women who aren't even remotely attractive? Like I genuinely do not understand the appeal of this person.
>>76624739Lonely guys and guys who struggle with women in general tend to worship females who share any semblance of a hobby with them
>>76624433Funny how she had bad acne - but 6 months later nothing.Still would though if she clenched it'd rip my dick off
>>76624433Yeah that cat is on the juice.
>>76624779Maybe she was bulking and eating shit. Eating shit makes you look like shit. I get acne from too much sugar
>>76624739Personally, I would love to clean her ass out with my tongue
>>76625150After I'm done filling her ass full of hot cum
>>76625155nah, just her sweat and farts
>>76624666To be fair women also fall for their own shit.
>>76625155If you have an 8 incher sure
BUY AN AD SHILL
>>76625174You want it to be dark brown/black color too?
>>76624433I've had three cats in my life. Not my case, but do NOT do it if you leave in a small apartment without proper ventilation. No matter how often you change the litter.
>>76625185Doesnt matter as long as he bruises her womb
Looks like a 12 month progressed m2f. Stop simping
>>76625229That's what makes her hot
>>76625261No, her ass and legs make her hot, her face makes her cute
sara is objectively better in every way
>>76625271Wrong i want a manfaced woman with voluptuous muscular forms to abuse me
>>76624666It's because men are the actual romantic sex, Satan. Men are the ones who get lost daydreaming about their crush, idealise the perfect girl, fantasise about building a life together with a cute, average girl they share a second of eye contact with on the subway or at the coffee shop - all because we have nothing to fear and everything to gain from women.Women are the ones who see 80% of men as sexless objects, that is to say, subjects so devoid of any sexuality that they do not even register as potential voluntary partners, and the thought of them forcefully impregnating them is subconsciously present in every interaction with them, and that thought, however blurry and out of focus in the extremely limited experience that we can call the female psyche, is such a sobering thought that it kills any potential for true romance very early on in their development.
>>76625281imagine getting to inhale all her brap when she slides those workout pants off after a tough sesh
>>76625308For me, it's the protein farts
>>76624433how can someone have 0 lips
>>76624659She hangs out with terrorists like Hasan so she can't be that nice.
Patty is super hot but most likely low self esteem and thus a burden on any normal man. She's the perfect victim for 3rd world penii.
>>76625431the size of your lips negatively correlates with how white you areif you have big lips then well i have bad news for you
>>76624554
>>76625510Hasan is controlled opposition
Look at some of her before and after. She looks like a man now
>>76625289>It's because men are the actual romantic sex, Satan. Men are the ones who get lost daydreaming about their crush, idealise the perfect girl, fantasise about building a life together with a cute, average girl they share a second of eye contact with on the subway or at the coffee shop - all because we have nothing to fear and everything to gain from women.Man... How many times do I have to suffer through life just so I can make it out with a nice woman. It pains me so that we are the ones that have to believe in something beyond us to not fall in despair.
>>76625618just go to SEAwhite woman are a lost cause
>>76624459At it turns out the majority of the populace are not jadded faggots like you. Appealing to you probably involves being a schizo callung out fitness conspiracies fron a trailer in the desert, pissing on water bottles while selling mewing and looksmaxing devices that the jews banned
>>76624459She's cute and talks in a manner idiotic enough to be liked by the commoners.
>>76625289Where did you get this conclusion from?
>>76625229Terminally online take
>>76625289>men are the actual romantic sexTrue>because we have nothing to fear and everything to gain from womenNot true
>>76625650lol great way of putting it
>>76624739Yea that’s about right.
>>76624459its not that hard to appeal to desperate lonely men out there
>>76625281Shes brown
>>76626004All women are brown once you take a shit all over them.
>>76625281>>76626004Take the Colonizer pill, breed brown women.
>>76624433why are american houses so soulless
>>76626040
>>76626041Because we have air conditioning europoor.
>>76624459zoomers are niggercattle
>>76624554>>76624659>Retards talking about autism for people that are just socially stuntedNever gets old. It's evident you don't know what autism actually looks like, she's just a no charisma having socially awkward shut in that covers it up by pretending to be le quirky and fake nervous because she has no idea how to respond
>>76624433She is walling in real time. It must be terrible being a girl and turning 22 and looking a lot worse each week.
>>76625588The wall.
>>76624739She has a hot physique but she has this pseudo-autistic socially awkward personality and does anime shit that gives the apperance she is attainable to the average gym nerd
>>76624666Checked trips. Also nature made it so that the average man loses 20 or so IQ points when aroused. It shuts down the frontal cortex as well. Fuck nature.
>>76624659Now where are her nudes?
>>76626336People say this, but I’m well aware she’s unattainable, and it honestly bums me out. The appeal of the awkward personality and gym obsession isn’t that she seems attainable, it’s that she actually seems fun to be around. I have zero in common with the average influencer. She’s a ranch chick who loves animals too, which is always a positive trait
>>76624459>>76624739She’s cute in the face, in great shape, seems fun to be around, doesn’t take things too seriously, and loves animals. What’s not to like? For what it’s worth, I also had a thing for quirky muscular chicks like this back before the whole uwu muscle mommy era, so I can’t explain that shit>>76624666If it’s a persona, it’s a startlingly convincing one, for how badly the average influencer chick can act. I don’t usually fall for that type of thing, never gotten parasocial for an OF chick, etc
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>>76627348oh forgot pic
>>76627341its not really a whats not to like type situation.. its moreso the illusion that women pushing content give out. its this feeling that "yeah i could actually date this girl" meanwhile millions of other dudes are thinking the same thing. even worse it inflates their egos to where someone like leanbeef would be intolerable to be around, and their whole marketing scheme is to hypnotize you into thinking they are wholesome and obtainable. yeah... obtainable to fuckin 100 million dudes, fuckin gross man; roast beef patty
>>76627354Yeah, the degree to which the whole thing is probably a conscious persona on her part is a little uncomfortable. I maintain that she’d be an absolute catch if she had a regular job though, and it’s not like I’d turn her down even as a celebrity lol
>>76624554cute is pushing it like hard
>>76624459le epic meme humor!
>>76627421>and it’s not like I’d turn her down even as a celebrity lolthis is the illusion that girls on the internet portray to get our attention, time, and money. its not real.
>>76627494I’m not falling for an illusion, I’m saying she’s hot enough that it’d make up for the fact that she probably has a high-strung weird personality like most celebsSame way old boomers used to say “wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers” or some shitIn no way am I under the impression that she’d shoot her shot with me lolAnd I don’t pay her or follow her IG, so it doesn’t really matter
>>76627341this level of simping is biblical
>>76627692>not simping for a cute autistic girlWhy live?
>>76627692Does it still count as simping if I don’t actually follow her or pay attention to her posts? But yeah, I’m down cataclysmic
>>76627712go back to r3ddit you fucking fag
>>76627720At least I don’t simp for tranny ass like the rest of these bozos
>>76624433>>76625229>>76627351GIWTWM
>>76626082Living in the desert is not a flex
>>76627341>She’s cute in the face, in great shape, seems fun to be around, doesn’t take things too seriously, and loves animals. What’s not to like?>never gotten parasocialSure
>>76627341Hi Patty, want sum fuck?
>>76624433natty patty pets the catty
>>76627968Isn’t parasocial when you’re acting like someone is your irl friend and commenting on their posts all the time, buying merch, etc? Thinking a famous person has a likable persona is pre-internet
>>76628234if you know more about someone online than you do compared to your neighbors it's absolutely parasocial. time has marched and so has behavior
>>76628240I know more than 4 facts about my neighbor, which I’m not going to post on 4chanKnowing that Patty likes animals and has a dumb sense of humor and a nice physique is like 2 things. I mean, I guess it’s still a celebrity crush, which is a loser move, but it’s not “oh, step on me queen, if I buy ur supplement line and other sponsored products will you notice me?”
