What went wrong here?
>>76639857I didn't think it was possible to have too high of an upper pec to lower pec ratio, but Mike pulled it off.
the tan, obviously
>>76639857I would say he was too old here but plenty of Mr. Olympians have been in mid 30s so idk
>>76639857the saddest tits
>>76639857what didnt?
>>76639857He's compensating for not being attractive and not being tall. That's all there is to it.
>>76639857being jewish
>>76639857Prime genova unironically mogs him
>>76640009That body would look very good on someone with normal face. Genova unironically has good insertions.
>>76639857>flabby>too much water>no definition>ugly>terrible tanWhat didn't go wrong here, OP?
>>76640029Nippards bulge is way too big
Vespasian and Titus didn't finish the job
>>76639861That's actually his lower pec. His chest skin is way too loose from the silicone impalnts he had in his student years, while working as a gay prostitute.
>>76639857i always find funny that he talks in his videos that THIS is the best shape he has ever been and it was almost impossible to maintain for him
>>76639857how does one even get rid of that loose hanging flabby chest?
>>76639857I feel bad for him, having body dysmorphia that severe must be agonizing. Still have all his retard bait YouTube channels blocked thoughever.
>>76639857His stature and proportions help, but it is his shifty look that really makes the comedy.
>>76639857Hubris. He's a fucking stupid retard with a big ego. "I can start doing what you're good at and become an expert in the field in 6 months" and in 40 years he gets mogged by 18-year-olds on their first cycles in both bodybuilding and weightlifting.
>>76639861Has to do with the way he flares his ribs and shifts the weight to his upper chest on every single pushing exerciseHe does something similar but with his pulling too where it shifts all the weight on his spinal erectors
>>76639857unironically, jewish genetics
>>76639857nothingeverything
>>76640529How can they tell these teenage-tier things with a straight face. How do their interlocutors not burst into laughing?
>>76639857Why does he never look like he is flexing. Looks like he is just holding a pose without statically contracting his muscles.
>>76640634I think it’s a body fat thing? Must have failed his cut or something. The only place you can even sort of see striations are his delts because roid shoulders lmao.
>>76640615why do jews love cereal? seinfeld was a cereal lover too, ate it for din dins.
>>76640647Like, look at his hands, he looks like he is gently touching his hands together, when he should be tightly grasping and forcing hands together to get the muscles to pop.Lime, nobody taught him how to flex or something (even though it's something you could teach yourself by accident as a child)
>>76639857> tfw have the same loose fat/skin on my lower chestHate this shit. I'm not even really fat. Only have a pouch of belly fat and love handles and that's about it. Hate this fucking shit.
>>76640661probably remind them of foreskin
>>76640615>>76640661>>76640821
>>76640009Prime Genova also mogs 99.9% of /fit/.
>>76640029I love the tiny boots
>>76640009everyone talks shit on this piss goblin but he unironically mogs most men on earth. How has he been? haven't heard from these guys in like 7 years other than big lenny fucked black trannies than gracelessly expired living in filth
>>76642021Um bros who's gonna tell him...
>>76640879Why did an entire generation roll with the ideas of a caricature of a psychopath?
>>76639857Khazar genetics
>>76640029I kek every time
>>76639857>thinks gorging on cereal and gatorade is good for his diet>thinks gatorade is a performance enhancer>calls weed a nootropic because it calms him down from his roidrage>thinks back work is enough for the long head of the triceps>shit form >prioritizes large roms that deload his muscles or do nothing extra over roms that keep the muscle loaded>prioritizes stretch thinking that stretch with light weights is anywhere close to lifting heavy>uses his erectors in all motions >uses his traps instead of delts>believes his own bullshit>entire effort is just to sell an app>5'1"
He sees jay, ronnie and dorian when he looks in the mirror. Hes that ill.
>>76642191I wish i had this super power
>>76639857if i would have known this is what 90% of people end up looking like i never would have started doing weights. Just would have done boxing or rock climbing
>>76639857He just needs 23 more plastic surgery procedures
>>76640406Excess water weight from a misguided spirit bulk
>>76642323it's called dreamy bulk retard also lmao does that look like a sonnenrad
>>76639936You say this is as a joke but it's honestly true and Mike is an amazing case study in stubbornness and delusion. Mike will legitimately and with a straight face tell you he's 4% bf in that OP pic.He reads scientific studies constantly and knows what he should be doing and what he should look like and is openly a supporter of Hitler and his philosophy but simply cannot apply it to himself.He knows he needs to eat less and cut down more for a show, and will endlessly criticize actual IFBB pros and their routines, but can't see how shit his own is It's like a guy who watches basketball every day and can tell you absolutely every star about any NBA player ever and perfectly detail all the best practices the most elite coaches would tell you to improve your performance but then you play a pick up game with him and he can't even make a free throw.He has too much ego to self improve no matter how much he learns, and even brags that he's uncoachable because his IQ is too high
>>76639857Crippling self-esteem issues. His jokes aren't jokes.
>>76639857He has some of the worst bodybuilder genetics. He should have unironically been a powerlifter if he wanted to chase clout, but he clearly has deep seated issues with his appearance, as well as bigorexia
>>76639857>roiding for this
>>76642466>He has some of the worst bodybuilder genetics.people with le worst bodybuilding genetic don't become NEARLY as huge as he was natty and REMOTELY as huge as he is now. You will NEVER have ANYTHING CLOSE to this much muscle on ALL OF THE DRUGS
>>76640009holy kek
>>76640406dont get fat to begin with, dont fall for bloated powershitter memes
>>76640692I thought the same thing until i actually lost 40 lbs and didnt really realize just how fucking fat i was for years.
>>76639857Not enough gatorade>>76642347This
>>76644025how much did it take to see your abs? Right now I'm on the very brink of being able to make out my abs lines
>>76639857either too lazy or retarded to properly cutgenerally just dogshit genetics for bodybuilding
>>76643945The amount of muscle isn't the issue, it's the distribution, insertions, and lack of willpower to diet down. Mike takes way more drugs than even the top pros so yeah, we expect him to have significant mass, but the mass he has absolutely looks like shit.Mike's calling was to be a pro powerlifter but he instead got it in his head that he has to be Mr. Olympia when he simply doesn't have the body shape and willpower for it.
>>76644660for science id love to see mr israel hop on the wesley vissers patented "my fucking tummy hurts" diet of almost nothing but rice flower, whey isolate, fish, and low fodmap veggiesi gotta imagine the lack of bloat and relatively low calories per cubic inch of stomach capacity would do wonders for his bloat
>>76640019>That body would look very good on someone with normal faceGod, it really is the face. Looking at the prime janoy and I do see a good physique but his goofy ass face actually ruins it
>>76646229Afraid so
>>76639857Jared Feather once said that Mike fucking hates bodybuilding and wants the pro card just to feel validated
>>76646229>>76646410Brutal. No gym for your face. Despite a good body. He almost looks like a really skinny, whiter Serge Oliva.
>>76640692Thats gyno you retard
>>76642347He's Jewish you mong. Hes not openly supporting Hitler
>>76646962He has said multiple times in interviews that Hitler was right and he agrees with his philosophy but thinks he went wrong by committing genocide.
>>76646957I dont have gyno thoughever
I was watching a clip of this retard trying to explain why he got a surgery instead of just cutting and afterwards he said he wanted like 8 more surgeries This dude is so deep up his own ass he is NOT going to survive another decade
