this guy slaps your girl on the ass. what do
piss on him
>>76639901Stop my girl from breaking his neck, I guess. Dealing with the cops becomes annoying quickly.
>>76639901Rape her in front of him. Both get punished for their bad behaviour
>it's just a pair of legswhat the fuck can I do? It has no heart? It has no brain? Where even is the control center? If I cut it in half, will I have doubled it's power, unshackling each leg from the other?How the fuck do you fight leg day?
>>76639901Apply a slight amount of violence. Not too much
>>76640022You have to lift a nearby furniture and slam its edge against his little toes.A dumbbell could also work.
>>76639901If all i can see is his legs then I'm leaving him alone because he must be a fucking giant, I'm 6" that nigga gotta be 30+
>>76640325this, if he "slaps" my gf's ass I'd probabily grab a mop and clean up her splattered remains from the floor
do a 360 and cockfondle him from behind
>>76640325It's Brock Lesnar. People make fun of his legs but he's 6'3 285 lbs and runs super fucking fast and has a high as shit vertical leap. Big legs are for retards that dont fight. Big legs in MMA just means you're getting kicked there more often and kneebars are easier to tap you.