Mentlegen I am pleased to report after years of being a fat fuck, for the first time in my life, I actually stopped eating because I felt full
i haven't seen someone say mentlegen in forever
>>76639948i really really, really really reeaaaaaalllly really really want to have sex with an athletic women, /fit/
ok i don't like the trend of women being super muscly and lean but this one looks pretty good
>>76639948Cool story bro, want a cookie?
>>76639948i would do anything to get to worship and clean her ass with my tongue
>>76640017No, a cookie is empty calories
I had sex with a prostitute in Germany that looked like this
>>76640142how did her ass smell
>>76640145like shit
>>76640150did that cost extra
>>76640158it came stock
>>76640161i'm imagining the smell right now
>>76640013Sorry, those dont exist. The most fit type of woman is skinnyfat lazy slob. It is what it is. Say thank you to feminism and leftism
>>76639948wow imagine popping up behind her and getting her in a headlock
>>76639948Imagine forcing her to lick your ass.
>>76640016Asians look good with muscle
>>76640275i'd fart for a laugh
>>76640013Same. I'll never know the feeling.
>>76640016There is no "trend." Any such women are outliers, as the trend is for girls to sit around eating and packing on fat.
>>76640399shut the fuck up, nerd
>>76639948I just came here to say that I have that same cup. So, somehow I am connected with her. Thank you universe.
>>76640158Essence of Ass the New Fragrance by Dior (for a very limited time only).
>>76640378I have, but it wasn't as good as the gf I had before that was incredibly weak, and soft. She only danced, never exercised properly. Athletic gf had a harder body. Her pussy felt tighter, and she could ride me really fast and hard (which was kind of good) but the soft, weak gf just felt more womanly. The post sex cuddles and cuddles in general were the best I've ever had. She wasn't fat at all, she was just... squishy and soft. Whenever I laid on top of her pronebone I used to cum so much. Wish I hadn't fucked up that relationship.
>>76640563I'm mad beyond words.Fuckina failed normies, sex havers even, polluting this website.THOSE GRAPES WERE PROBABLY SOUR ANYWAY.
>>76640585I was a virgin until 24 fwiw, now I'm 33. Was honestly the most pathetic foreveralone loser (and even posted pics of myself to lookism) when I was like 22. I literally hit the gym at like 28 and it changed my life. Turns out I'm not ugly at all, it was just in my head. I was bullied a lot in school and it made me hate the world and everyone in it. I never recovered from that fully. But I can fake being normal to get laid.
>>76640637I'm still a virgin at 27, soon to be 28.You would never know, since I have a job and am fairly lean, typical normalfag shit but I am pussyless.
>>76640637>>76640682Im sorry you guys are like this. Im Gen X and I feel like we fucked up and faield your Generation. We should have fought harder for you, but we didnt. We let the Boomers run roughshod all over this fucking country and ints instituions and did pretty much nothing.You know there has never been a GenX President, right? Fucking Obama was a late Boomer.You guys are going to have to tear and claw it back somehow. The current free speech fight is yours to win and it WILL affect the costs of pussy in the near future. Godpseed.
>>76640534Try Hugo Boss next time, it's german.
>>76639948Bros, I bet she can't straight CLOG a turlet with a massive, single log.
>>76640746You guys had it so good. I wish I grew up with green day etc in their prime. I was about 8 years old when we got dial up internet in like 1999.Me and some friends looked up porn. It's been downhill since.
>>76640682Tinder? Bumble? Just hook up with some 32 year old desperate women.
>>76640851Dookie was awesome, I remember that with the sesame street puppet on the back cover and this was before that bullshit political affiliation. Man, I can't stands them now.
>>76640796oh yeah?what period?
>>76640871I was like 15 years old when the iphone 1 came out. So I've never been to a concert or festival without people all holding their smartphones up. I envy people that got to experience pre smart phone life so much. I'm just grateful they didn't exist when I was a kid. All I had was a gameboy, but even that clearly affected me. I would have played with other kids way more if I couldn't have sat at home playing pokemon for hours every day. Millenials and gen X are the only two generations who really understand what's happening with zoomers and gen A. Boomers grew up pre smartphones and game consoles, zoomers were little kids when they became mainstream.They don't know what life was like before social media. It's why they're all so fucking weird and self obsessed.We're cooked. Absolutely cooked frfr.
>>76640682I was a virgin until 33. have had sex with 16 women in a bit over a year since then. use dating apps
>>76640858>Just hook up with some 32 year old desperate women.I might as well get a whore at that point.Everyone tells me that dating apps are where male standards go to die.I don't have interest in the humilation ritual that is being a piece of meat on a dating app
>>76640637This post hits too fucking close. First day back on /fit/ after god knows how long and I saw this.
>>76640908>So I've never been to a concert or festival without people all holding their smartphones up.It was ok. You had a few jackasses with camcorder but it was rare.
>>76640206But skinnyfat is the ideal female bodytpe. Its literally what women are built for.
>>76640985This (virgin to 33 also) but only had sex with one woman, my current gf. I am in love with her though and perfectly happy if I never have sex with another person but her for the rest of my life.
>>76642281lmao gay
>>76642282fine by me, happiness isn't fleeting for once in my life
>>76642295never listen to anyone who tells you otherwise anon. there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see. stay shrewd and make sure you (relative) lack of experience doesn't blind you into being used by your girlfriend, but if you are happy and you make her happy, then fuck everyone else and hold onto her tight. I wish you the best. always stay joyful.
>>76640464Touch a nerve fatty?
>>76642281YOu only had sex with one but your gf didn't, she is a slut.,
>>76639948AI is crazy now, thought she was real.
>>76640908I miss gigs with no fucking smartphones. I took my little bro to the Gameboy Camera launch at a Toys r Us in my city and the state manager of Nintendo bought everyone pizzas. A week or two later I saw Metallica live and it was life changing. Things ain't the same as they were, it's not the zoomer's fault. They were born into this shit. But yeah, Dookie was awesome. Get the first pressing with Ernie on the back. I have become Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite and Jack Nicholson in About Schmidt, muttering to myself nonsensically and laughing (the crystal time machine doesn't work).
>>76644666it's not A.L. generated. that cup is the starbucks cup for some city/state i frogot. I have itA.L. wouldn't know to use that design
