Whats the best preworkout you've ever had
>>76647652Titty milk straight out the booba
>>76647662You've never had that thoughbeit. Not even from your mom because she formula fed you which is why you're a dyel.
>>76647652Anavar
>>76647652Jack3d
>>76647652Just drink a coffee, nothing else has been proven to do anything. Or at least not near the cost for effect of what these proprietary blend mango guava BEAST MMM MM MONSTER PREE TEST BOOST workout bullshits claim.
>>76647667>thoughbeitshut up you fruit
>>7664765220 minute nap, splash face with cold water, then I go to the store next to my gym and get white monster and spicy chicken maruchan instant ramen
>>76647733>proprietary blend>caffeine doing all the workLook at this fucking stupid bullshit. It's exactly like what I said before I even saw the label. And idiots guzzle it down like horse cum.
picrelin all seriousness tho the hyde line - specifically hyde nightmare and hyde max pump - are solid
>>76647746You arent even human you cant even bench 4pl lmao
>>76647652Hunger, actual hunger working on an empty stomach ans drinking water mid workout
>>76647652Cup of coffee and a donut
>>76647758YOU. ARE. A. DYEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>76647758Last time I did this i felt like I was dying and I was just doing arms
>>76647764>>76647765Bloatcels are NGMI
>>76647758>working out fastedCongratulations you have catabolized your muscle as your body attempts to find an energy source and done a negative workout.
>>76647772You're a genetic dead end if your body consumes amino acids first instead of using the glycogen/fat reservesProbably means you're full of water and have 0 connective tissue because you train on machines like a twat
>>76647652DS Craze v1Delightfully methy.
>>76647771You are a DYEL faggot, unless you are doing some machine only sitting down all the time faggotry you will feel tired and drained independently of what gay bio hacking trick you are doing thinking "you are heckin using fat as fuel like my ancestors!"
Why cant we all just get along and be nice to each other and share preworkouts we've taken
Snorting coke off a skinny asian hooker's flat chest.
I really like the CBUM one
>>76647752That's not real jack3d, retard. The original had dmaa in it
>>76647772Your body has several kg of glycogen in it too use as fuel, which is more than enough for a typical workout
Preworkout is a meme and if you use it you are no better than a roider
>>76648117Kys dyel
>>76648121>no argumentI accept your concession. Using stimulants to get out an extra 1-2 reps is not going to cause more muscle growth.
>>76648128anyone who is a dyel isnt human therefore does not have a say in anything. if you cant bench 4 plates stop talking
>>76647652not even for the meme but a monster energy zero ultrahit 3 reps of 3pl8 squats after my working sets of 2.5pl8. my previous max was 1 rep. i strained my quadratus lumborum though on both sides and now i get sharp pains when i do twisting motions sometimes, so im cooling off until it recovers. i think it's better that this muscle is getting twinged than my actual spine/discs
>>76647744>t. someone who has never had a good pre workout
1 jack3d 2 craze (huge foxu tunnelvision, but taste awful)
also Monster Energy is 10/10 too
>>76647652Running on the treadmill when i was a kid, literally zero gains, zero brains and I'm pretty sure i damaged my knees, but back then i was having fun, now i get some results but working out is depressing
>>76647652Iced tea with honey.
>>76648366Im trans btw
>>76647744> nothing else has been proven to do anything.That’s completely bullshit
>>76648128Post body
>>76647652Jenkem meth and rape
>>76647652A good night of sleep
>>76648533Im gay btw
>>76647652Half a can of coke
Bump
>>76648273>>76648507>t. source: I just made it up
>>76648634This but dr pepper
>>76647652What's this troon show
>>76649126>he says after making claims without a source Post body
>>76647652Coffee.
Allenby a cute>>76649165G Gundam you underage pleb
>>76650861Why do so many people say coffee? It doesnt give you a better pump than preworkout or more energy. You are gay.
>>76647652GAT KAOS Stim free. Was great for cardio.
>>76647752I'm just curious as to what you think the bigger number is 135 or 4145
>>76647652Coffee
>>76650954I'm just curious if you understand what the words proprietary blend mean? Pick whatever ingredient there is cheapest and it's 4000g of that and a sprinkle of the other shit. All of which does nothing or has an infinitesimally small chance to increase workout performance. And if you do believe in the extra ingredients then buying them yourself so you can actually measure the dosage is ten thousand times better.
>>76651114So are you going to answer the question or
>>76651229Hey bro I just came up with this new preworkout it's got a proprietary blend of all that shit in Jack3d and Triticum aestivum but it's 15000g per serving. Bigger number = better right? Let me know how many cases you want.
>>76651252OK so no then
>>76651261Post a picture of you and a female in the same room
>>76651267Sorry you're so upset and can't answer a basic question.Have a good day man
>>76651282That's what I thought
>>76647652picrel will blow your nuts off but the taste is pretty awful. i recommend nonetheless
OJ with a dash of salt, and a rice krispie
>>76647652A half used crack pipe I found laying on the ground behind a Wendy's in Atlantic City back in 1994.
>>76647652I took some ecstasy once before working out and it was a pretty fuckin great timeBut everything is a great time on ecstasy
chocolate cake
Ruckus.itt and every preworkout thread, people who have never tried it implying it doesn't do anything.
>>76651284I accept your concession
>>76647758>lifting fastedYou are indeed a DYEL
nofap
i look at titty pics
>>76647652Coffee I guess? I’ve never needed a pre workout beyond just waking up
This isnt even the version with dmaa in it and it still mogs all other pres
>>76652219>Coffee I guess? I’ve never needed a pre workout beyond just waking up
>>76647652Watching videos of skinny, fit, beautiful Asians on youtube. The high it gives me to be good enough for one is unmatched.I want to be good enough for these woman to like me and be on their level.
