You have been appointed absolute dictator of Mexico and tasked by the UN with fixing their obesity epidemic.What policies will you implement to do so and get one of the fattest countries on Earth in shape?
>>76650004Deport the fat ones (basically everyone) to the US, and get a harem of attractive gooks with whom I'll repopulate.
>>76650004Send BBC Bulls to impregnate Mexican girls
>>76650004Is there a term for a chick I'd absolutely fuck doggie style but not in any position where her front/face are on display?
>>76650031Fat?
>>76650004Kill all the men
>>76650032Not all fat chicks have great asses. Some do, mainly the ones that teeter more on chubby, and only went bent over and the cellulite hides.
>>76650031butterface
>>76650004>lock up all the cartel people>turn all the prisons into state-run barberry farms>set minimum berberine thresholds in all fast food and processed food>????>PROFIT!Shrimple as.
>>76650004How can she wipe properly with that fat ass ? Her crack must have poop residues
>>76650051Yea but that usually means the whole body is hot, which it isn't in this case.
>>76650085Exactly. Fucked a fat girl and she left a mark... that I had to clean up with soap
>>76650004>nationalize the cartels>close the US border>stop exporting cocaine>give it away for free to females aged 15-45>???>PROFITI accept payment in willing hapas.
>>766500041) sniffy2) licky
>>76650004Ban suggar. Ban cooking oil for deep fried stuff. Every citizen can only get 1 liter per month.
>>76650085you just smear your shit around your crack til the TP come back dry? learn to wipe buddy
post the one where she kills the bug on the wall
Bunda!
>>76650004As a Mexican there's two very simple answers, make water more accessible for the poorer communities, there's part in Mexico where there's not enough clean water but there's still coke.Fund and promote sports in all education levels, we have p.e. classes but there never was a sport club in any of the schools I went to until college and sport competitors in mexico often have to fund their own travels and expenses to be able to compete, funding sports in mexico would serve as a career opportunity for many people.
>>76650118Butterball?
>>76650004plapsex
>>76650004raise premiums on taxes and healthcare on everything that is unhealthyreminder: body building is not healthycreate brackets based on height (rounded down to closest cm), add weight, bodyfat percentage and create an acceptance range for "healthy body composition", "obese" etc.find some lads from best STEM uni in country, rearrange current tax + healtcare spendage to sliding scale to current body composition data within the country, so that in t=0 it is a +5% increase in taxes in initial stage. Create incentives that from obese to healthy body comp would lower your taxes; which means higher free income for healthy people + lower (expected) general medical expensetl;dr: the only way to fix this is to create monetary incentives (in this case due to lower taxes and healthcare premiums)
Plapperoni
>>76650004I promise to insure the implementation of inefficient and corrupt policies that ultimately fail but at the same time syphon all funds from any legitimate attempt to deal with the issue.
>>76651065>As a Mexican there's two very simple answers, make water more accessible for the poorer communities, there's part in Mexico where there's not enough clean water but there's still coke.There's a huge mafia here regarding Coke and the exploitation of natural water reservoirs. This is about curbing corruption.>Fund and promote sports in all education levels, we have p.e. classes but there never was a sport club in any of the schools I went to until college and sport competitors in mexico often have to fund their own travels and expenses to be able to compete, funding sports in mexico would serve as a career opportunity for many people.Assassinate Ana Gabriela Guevara and her cronies. Again, a corruption problem.
GOD I FUCKING LOVE FEMALE ASS
>>76650004Why is everyone saying she is Mexican? I imagine her as a thick Asian with glasses.
>>76650004>What policies will you implement to do so Euthanize all the males. Reduces obesity rates by roughly 50%. Then as dictator, I make it mandatory for all the obese tortas to come bounce that shit on my weewee iykwim
>>76650004Step 1. Holocaust the jews, but for real. No transport to camps. Just on the spot.Step 2. Implement mandatory anti jew training to keep their synogague of satan/Trans mentality out of our nation.Step 3. No more corn syrup or onions in our nstion.
>>76651996>Again, a corruption problemI come from a similarly corrupt country. The only actual solution to the CQ is grim: eliminate by all means necessary all people in power and forcibly take their families wealth banning them from any role of import, and build a new political class from the ground up entirely comprised of sterilized autists. After this, meet all corruption with a summary execution, until eventually most people get the message.
>>76650031Slampig
>>76650004well for one we could get them to stop literally practicing magick or whatever with coca cola like it's a fucking sacrament.
>>76652081Why are the Jews scheming to make Latinas fat?
>>76650004I feel nothing towards performative e-girls anymore. Like wow bitch you're playing mario kart on Gamecube? You're so quirky, I'm sure you're just like me, I'm totally gonna give you money for you to lazily take pictures of your ass in your bedroom now. Fuck off and get a job.
>>76650004If was dictator of Mexico I'd bomb the UN and make all the hot teenage beaner chicks my sex slaves so your thread is retarded
>>76651142Now that's what I call maintaining standards.
>>76650032
>>76650004coca cola ban
>>76650004The most efficient thing to do would be to centralize life around the public school. Make breakfast and lunch free at schools for students while subsidizing those schools to cook everything from scratch on premise. Shorten the school day, but expand the pre and post education physical activities (eg football, track, baseball, &c). Provide dinner to anyone for a subsidized price. Build multi person apartments near schools and have tight rent control.Essentially the goal is to encourage children and by extension the community to congregate around an institution that both promotes physical activity and provides cheap homemade food. The more people you can get involved around a community center, like a school, the more you can influence them.
>>76650004I'm not gay but every time I see this photo I swear the first thing I see is the gamecube
Annual running of the Tortas
>>76650004Outlaw grains>¡P-pero, señor presidente, ellos se morirán de hambre!Good.
>>76650004Ban coca-colaForced checkups every month where if a woman weighs less than 110lbs and/or has a bmi of less than 18% they get a $1000 reward. For men they need to weigh less than 180lbs and/or have a bmi of less than 15% for the same reward. Anyone who is over those numbers must pay a base of $1000 plus an extra $100 for every 10lbs or 2% over they areFinally incentivize the hunting and killing of jews and niggers with a $500 reward for every head they bring in
>>76652148Quién
>>76650021This is a great idea. Get rid of all the fridge bodies and send in all the tall skinny asians who refused to marry short dudes. Knock them all up. Like filipinas but taller.
>>76650004>>76652148too big maybe if they were teenagers again
>>76650031Slamhog
>>76652148A baby was dashed against a tree 500 years ago for this to happen.
>>76650004any videos of this goddess taking a shit?
>>76650004Can someone caption this with>mom found my old GameCube, she’s been trying to find the analog ports for the last 30 minutes now”Also sauce?
>>76654445Bambiicita
>tax sugary drinks and other slop by a lot>educate about the effects of bad nutrition, beginning in primary school. Educate about how nutrition works in general>invest in advertising and media so fitness and health is portrayed as virtuous and as a necessity to be socially accepted>open up the economy so in time, people can become wealthier and have access to quality food
>>76650004I kill all the jews
>>76650031braphog
>>76650004>Outlaw seed oils>Ban ultra lprocessed food- you can add something to make it expire later, but you can't add any fake color, flavor etc>Number of ingredients in packaged food must be single digit>Government benefits can only be spent in government run whole food storesIf you don't work you don't get to buy slop.If you want to buy some slop, >Mandatory government physical>Minimum fitness requirement for citizenship (exceptions for those who've been in accidents)You need to be trying hard to get rights and benefits>Boarding schools>You need to pay for your kids room, board and tutoring>If the graduating kids pass high-bar physical, practical and theory exams, your family gets half the money back>If the kid passes a stricter version of the exam 1 year later they get the other half backImagine the familial pressure to do good in school, not fuck around and actually become excellent, because that money could get you started in life and business. The alternative is your family say you pissed it away and made them ashamed.Same deal for junkies. Pay the current going rate of heroin for methadone, but if you complete the course, and prove you've stayed clean, you get the money back as a lump sum.
Ban high fructose corn syrup
>>76650004absolute dictator, you say?>draft all male citizens>calorie counting, cardio, weight lifting- get them soldiers swole>invade arizona, california, and launch naval assaults on florida and the south>conquer all of the carribean>take all of the western states and march up into canada>project power southward, influence south american politics and economies>challenge europe and china for global dominance >fake my death>retire to Jamaican estates
>>76650004Offer $3/2 hours for each day spent exercising at an applicable gym venue. They could rake in $90 just for walking on the treadmill a month. You think they wouldn't take that shit real fast?
>>76659958>USA: nukes you
>0 assHow fan you be fat and still have no ass?
