At what age did you finally realize that fitness is a complete meme?
I realized too late that fitness is in fact the best thing ever
if you don't need it to be fulfilled then I'm not going to cope about how you're wrong.
>>76651289Same here, I always was the one who thought that lifting is for retards, and I'm way above it enjoying intellectual pursuits. And turns out the biggest retard was me.I am eternally grateful I found lifting and learned that intellectual and physical are not mutualy exclusive but rather compementary: one enchances the other.
>>76651285Jesus this comic is even worse than I remembered it being. Artist is legitimately retarded.
At 56, it's not so much a realization as a slow watching how fat and unwell and chronically miserable my age group has got by not prioritizing it. Funerals in the next 5 years at this rate. Boy they sure showed me.
>>76651355I think he was just humbled the fuck out by a gymbro and had to cope in the only way he canBy snickering with a comic about him in the comfort of his home
>>76651285jewish hands drew that comic and jewish hands started this thread.Denounce the Talmud
>>76651285Who pays you to try and demoralize the fine people of this board? Do you do it out of your own volition? Is it cope for being fat?
>>76651285I'm begging this comic on my knees to please be satire.Yes, i am an effiminate, weak, skinnyfat pussy incapable of violence and that's okay!I won't be able to resist when an actually strong man harms my mother/wife/children and that's okay because i'll read books!I won't be able to get off the shitter by myself at the age of 70 and will require paid help to wipe my ass for me and that's okay!I have seen many of these cringeworthy four panel comics where the artist demolishes a strawman with facts and logic from their soapbox, but this one easily takes the cake. Bikecuck stood no chance.
>>76651373Not everything is related to jews, poltard. The artist is just a fat, coping redditor
>>76651285Obligatory
>>76651289fpbpThe fact that gym class in school was peak bullying time led to me innately hating any kind of sports for far too long a time.
>>76651285>shit reads like it was created by some chink / commie propagandist to demoralize the evil westFuck off.
>>76651478I dont understand how its possible, what type of class would allow it to turn into a bully simulator? those classes are usualy a circuit and everyone is stuck rotating the entire gym
>>76651554>play dodgeball >focus on the fat brown kidI believe it, we did that shit all the time
>>76651285in 50 years you gonna be dead ffsand i always find it saw when self-insert dont even look like the author, but that would requires AWARENESS
>>76651285Brainiac will not do any of those things, he will watch the latest capeslop and quote it ad nauseam.>>76651398Denounce it!
>>76651285begone crab
>>76651478We played dodgeball on Fridays in gym. Our school bullies got seperated into "could get over being annihilated by rubber balls" and "got bullied into hanging out on the bleachers", just like everyone else. It was like a school sanctioned revenge period. Sometimes the coach would get in on it and send hypersonic balls at kids who acted like hot shit.
>>76651289fpbp
>>76651554>what type of class would allow it to turn into a bully simulator?It was generally centered around playing team sports like handball, football etc,, so it starts off with the humiliation ritual of picking teams ("eeeewwww, we havt to take that guy") and runs its course by the guys who play sports in sports club using every opportunity to humiliate you and demonstrate that you suck terirbly and will alawys suck. Imagine th eexact opposite of what a trainer would do to encourage and teach you. >>76651582>It was like a school sanctioned revenge period.Kek, thats a great idea. Unfortunately, bullying was strictly verboten atthe schools I went to, and as we all know things that are verboten don't happen. So there were not bullies to take revenge on and we all have to resolve our differences peacefully and get along with rainbows and ponies tee hee
>>76651478PE is pretty shit in my country, it often involves the overweight gym teacher tossing the class some sort of sports ball and telling them to entertain themselfes for three hours and my school was especially big into team sports.No gym, no swimming, no self excercise, only football, basketball and handball. It was awful for my younger self because it constantly reinforced that fitness=team sports and if you're bad at team sports you may as well not bother with fitness. Took me until college to break that mindset
>>76651740>it often involves the overweight gym teacher tossing the class some sort of sports ball and telling them to entertain themselfes for three hours and my school was especially big into team sports.Same here. >It was awful for my younger self because it constantly reinforced that fitness=team sports and if you're bad at team sports you may as well not bother with fitnessThis was made a lot worse by the fact that all the "Chads" dominating in team sports were, of course, all in sports teams outside of school where they recieved proper coaching and played as part of an actual team. I spent decades believing that you are just magically "naturally" good at sports because you don't realize thats how you learn to be good at sport when you're just a school kid and no one from your family is into sports in any way. So I ended up believing you either have an innate gift for Sports or you can forget it. Thanks for nothing I guess, sports in school should be taken off the curriculum allgoether because its good for nothing besides teaching nin-sportive kids that they are hopeless.
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>>76651842this is the cuck comic that does comics about his kid sharing the bed with mommy's friend
>>76651900lel
>>76651558>>play dodgeballAlways a day of glory. >The wry smile on the face of the lesbian P.E. teacher thinking of what's about to happen...the distinctive smell of that red rubber ball...the sound it makes bouncing off the face of the loser that can't avoid or catch it...the tears and the blood flowing from the fool that gets a direct hit in the nose.Once a year our leather for skin faced lesbian P.E. teacher would force the girls to play against the boys, and we'd kick the absolute fucking shit out of them until the same 3 future lesbian, sports playing girls remained at the end. One by one they'd fall, until only the boys remained, losing only the two most pathetic boys in the class. Truly a life lesson learned by the girls at the behest of our lesbian P.E. teacher.Fun times.
>>76651900>his kid sharing the bed with mommy's friendIs mommys friend at least a hot milf or something?
>>76651948No it was a homeless black man named Jaquarius
>>76651924genuinely hurts my heart to see this comic. as i get older more of my friends' wives and gfs seem to be turning into that kind of woman. this comic artist is cringe but also i feel for him.
>>76651951Would YOU like to get hugged by that?
>>76651950>my smile and optimism: gone
>>76651951He deserves all of it
>>76651381It's unironically discord troons fighting fascism in its evil heart. Not being a dysgenic freak is incredibly fascist, btw.
>>76651840>sports in school should be taken off the curriculum allgoether because its good for nothing bWhat a shit-tier loser mentality take. Sports develops team work, humility, sportsmanship, and fitness, and they're fun as hell to play. All the shit you cite against sports are exactly what make them great, because they're all teaching opportunities for kids on how to learn to deal with disappointment, excellence, and shitty people, like you.
>>76651285This cartoon is so on-brand for victimhood culture. This poor fat slob is a victim of his own circumstance, unable to keep himself fit because he "doesn't have time", despite spending 5 hours every day on his phone, eating goyslop at his desk, and hoping for the best on Tinder.Your physique is a visual representation of the standards that are acceptable to you, not just in your fitness, but your discipline, self-control and appropriate level of goal-oriented effort.The metabolically unhealthy slob who lives the "curious life" here is going to be too sick and unhealthy to play with his grandchildren. Maybe one day he'll have too much to drink out with the boys at the bar at catch a DUI. Maybe he will injure his back doing some basic housework and it will never heal, so he will have chronic pain all of his life. Maybe he will have a stroke because his blood vessels are blown to shit because of years of hypertension. The list goes on.The point is, the swole dude will always demand more of himself and others than the fat dude. And you can tell just by looking at them.
>>76651285Shit looks like some chink / commie / Jew propaganda designed to demoralize and encourage the white western world to be soft, pathetic faggots.Sadly, it works on a lot of you faggots.
>>76651478I have find memories of winning against bullies
>>76651285It takes like 30 minutes to do a full body workout with supersets.
>>76651423I listen to NPR while I work out
>>76651951Are your friends turning into this kind of man? Be honest.
>>76651979>Sports develops team work, humility, sportsmanship, and fitnessAbsolutely!School "sports" whcih consist of some fat PE teacher slob telling the kids to go play football while he takes a snooze do the exact opposite.My kids are getting signed up to a sports team, with a coach who makes sure the children learn and progress instead of being taught they are worthless ,hopeless and that even them trying is an insult to everyone else. Which is what school "sports" do unless you are already good at sports from another source. >>76652018Well I did learn fighting by catching them where they couldn't gang up on me, so theres that.
>>76651345There is nothing better in life than a str/int build
>>76651740I was forced to play basketball because I was tall. Hated it.>>76651979Go live in russia you commie fuck
>>76651285Mike Mentzer was fucking Mr. Olympia and he lifted what, once per week? Women are so fucking stupid man.
>>76652326A fat male nerd made that comic like 15 years ago. The last panel is his self insert.
>>76652279Seethe more, pussy.
>>76651289This. I wish i didnt listen to normies around me and started 10 years ago. I dont even do it for vanity reasons or to look good, its fun and makes me feel good. Normies and women look at me like im a psycho because they think fitness and dieting means eternal torture, but its not that at all.
>Im such an intellectual, being strong and muscular is for retards, being weak and skinny is for intelligent people So called intellectuals when confronted with nature
If you aren't doing it to unironically feel good then you're doing it wrong
>>76651285All the things this "artist" enjoys seem gay and boring.
>>76651423Is NPR worth listening btw?
>>76651900>picrel
>>76653149This can't be real
>>76651574I denounce the Talmud. Now what?
>>76651740the only PE lesson I got in school was one fat gym teacher taking time to explain that you need to drive with your hips in golf. I have and will never golf, and we didn't even golf in that class, it was just his hobby so he talked about it. Everything else was "do sports" which I sometimes enjoyed but never benefited from, or "do run" which I hated, or "do group fake-calisthenics", and all of it without any instruction or program. Kids didn't want to learn and teachers didn't want to teach. If you didn't join a sports team with a coach and some support, you just didn't learn anything at all about fitness in school, just like you wouldn't learn any music past playing with a recorder if you didn't join band.American school is significantly worse than nothing at all. I think this is generally true of all subjects, but it's undeniably true for fitness.This is where adults like >>76652226 come from. A whole year of useless training with no results. He doesn't need roids, he needs someone to tell him that feeling like shit after 100 crunches isn't a fitness program.
>>76651979Yeah and you know what it doesn't teach you? Fucking fitness. A fat load of good sportsmanship and humility who's thirty and wants to get their health back in order, but was never taught how, what's he gonna do? Assemble two whole teams to play a few matches of basketball three times a week after his deskjob?>>76653764The only thing of value P.E taught me was to stretch after a warmup, nothing besides that.
>>76653079s'alright i guess
>>76651289Same. On the other hand, I got in shape just as most people my age started letting themselves go. The mogged has become the mogger.
Book in my left hand, dumbbell in my right hand. Czechoslovak New Wave on my monitor, CGDCT on my second monitor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYpCy61c8JE on my headphones.Hatred for fat people in both of my cerebral hemispheres.
>>76651285Fitness is necessary Vanity is not
>>76652034>>76653079It used to be good but it's becoming increasingly political
>>76651285You can't read or draw if you work out? Too bad it isn't 2005 anymore where people would pretend these snarky webcomics weren't retarded to try to fit in
>>76653079Old episodes of Prairie Home Companion might be worth finding, but in general NPR sucks.You can tell by the uninspired pseudo jazz they play between segments that they want to be worldly, sophisticated, inoffensive, culturally sensitive, and superior all at the same time
>>76651951It's because the guy is so faggy she's not attracted to him. Imagine your wife gaining 200 pounds and then getting affectionate all the time.
>>76651285Ahh yes, the age old>going to the gym/doing sports takes up ALL your free time and doesn’t leave any time for interesting hobbies, therefore you must be boring.>I, on the other hand, do not go to the gym, thus have more free time and EXCLUSIVELY spend that time doing interesting, creative and productive things So fucking annoying and disingenuous I feel I’ve got more latent energy since I started working out, and spend more time doing things I find interesting, whereas before I could waste away entire evenings playing Balatro/browsing aimlessly on the couch
>>76653149lmfao i almost feel bad for the bull
>>76653811>doesn't teach fitnessIt did, but in a way a kid understands. It taught children that playing games and being active is fun, and something that should be done regularly. That's all kids need. That sportsmanship and humility you're shitting on is EXACTLY what excuse making people need to get them into a gym and start asking questions of trainers and other members to point them on the right path to fitness.Regardless, I think there should be a better focus on training bodyweight exercises and developing personal fitness plans starting from the elementary level, rather than focusing primarily on games.
>>76651356Now he's the one with wrinkly old man balls. How the turn tables have turned.
>>76653079As someone who has to listen to NPR at work? No. Yesterday they had the Eat, Pray, Queef writer woman on. Holy shit she was so insufferable. Talking about her dead lesbian lover who she used to help shoot up heroin into but she's the real victim scoring her drugs and having to deal with a drug addict that she enabled. Probably the first white woman they've interviewed this month. In my area they have 2 blocs of classical music but you're never going to hear any VVAgner or Beethoven or anything good you're going to hear reimaginings by brown people. They've probably spent about 3 minutes on Charlie Kirk while they went on hours and hours about Abrego Garcia boohooing about a human trafficker. They claimed they only got 3% of their funding from the government which was a lie and now they've upped their begging for $ by about 300%. I remember the first time I ever saw a Cadillac Escalade (yes I'm old) was it cutting me off and brake checking me to swerve into our local NPR affiliate station. They're overpaid undersexed corporate hyper liberals. I'd rather be forced to sit through Hasan touring his mansion that's so large he has to ride a segway around it or watch Destiny do his meth mouth routine (the bottom jaw wiggling back and forth like a skeleton in a movie).>>76654048The prairie home companion guy truly has a face made for radio and I'm glad you mentioned old episodes because even he's become and insufferable faggot.
>>76651285>in 50 years he'll be saggy in boringGymtards won't be alive in 50 years.
>>76653988>Czechoslovak New WaveValerie a týden divů is one of my favorite movies>Book in my left handWhich one?>CGDCTTitle?
>>76653677Your foreskin has been restored.
>>76652018I got bullied for about a week after moving from Germany to the US. I finally fought back, got beat up, but they never messed with me again.
>>76651398>Not everything is related to jewslol
>>76651285You don't need exercise. Just walk, dance, and eat an animal-based diet. Maybe some light calisthenics, but it's best not to induce too much stress. It's all about being lean, >6ft tall, and having a good face.
>>76655290>being lean, >6ft tall, and having a good faceOne of these is not like the others
>>76651285My favorite part is the condescending, judgemental asshole in the bottom right panel has to whisper and hide what he is saying so gym bro (who might actually be cool af) doesn't hear him and make him his bitch.
>>76651285Never. I'm in my 40s and other guys I know are fat and tired and having joints replaced while I still move as well as I did in my 20s and have no problems with energy. Granted, my physique is nowhere near where I want it be and I'll probably hop on trt sometime in the next 10 years to keep things going at an optimal level, but it beats the hell out of the alternative.
>>76651285>Guess what? I could go to the gym too.No, he couldn't. Maybe once or twice, but never enough to make something of himself.
>>76651285This makes /fit/ angry and because the can only lift metal they can not respond to it!
>>76651285Imagine having to whisper for fear of getting your ass bear and thinking it's a win
>>76657455>imagine spending the rest of your life in prison because you did beat up some random guy over words and he also gets your money.>Only because you decided to be a retarded ape instead of leveling up your thinking skills.You can not prove the comic more true even if you tried!
>>76657449>>76657462You type like a braindead facebook boomer.
>>76651285In 50 years hell be healthy and fat retard will be crippled or worse and the last 50 years for muscle guy will have been awesome while fat retard will have been fat and retarded
>>76653953congrats anon!
>>76653079No>>76652034Grim
>>76651285Fitness is the foundation of life anon.Everything you do is based on that.It's not everything, but it's part of the whole.
>>76654730>always used to joke about old man balls>over the summer on an especially hot day I go to use the toilet>plop down and suddenly my right testicle feels a twinge of cool>it had grazed the water just barelyI'm only 38. It's only going to get worse.
>>76651285Based crypto-lifter discouraging his audience from lifting so he can keep all the gains to himself
>>76653149>lets the bull play with his kidNext level cuckoldry, kek
