Hey guys.So I'll be heading to prison for the next 8 months.Wondering if anyone has some good advice on what kind of workouts I can do to maximize my time and not lose my current gains given their available equipment and facilities.Thanks.
beat a fellow prisoner over the head with a sock full of bar soaps, tie their hands and feet up then use their body to perform compound movemenrs
>>76656824watch superjail with the bros on the inside and film a reaction video
>>76656824the other prisoners with your same skin color will make sure you stay strong. dont worry about it.
>>76656824Anal gaping 5 x 8 months
>>76656824Fucking dindu.
why are you going to prison?
why aren't you in prison?
>>76656824If you're in for 8 months you won't be around the people pictured.
>>76656824That's not prison, that's jail.
>>76657024My state local jails are worse than your prisons
>>76656824500 NAVY SEALRIPPER COUNT EM
>>76656824I'M not afraid of prison, i'm afraid of dying in poverty in this dumpster, when after prison i can have an awesome life in my home country where i grew up, and where i went through ALL of my educationthis place is absolute trash
>>76656824>I'll be heading to prison for the next 8 monthsWhat did you do, fail to cry enough at the Charlie Kirk memorial?
The prison might have gym. If not, then calisthenics.
>>76657323Lol C.K. derangement syndrome is some wacky shit
>>76657358It's cool C.K. is dead, but now he's best forgotten.
>>76657323>>76657358leftoids the Trumptards learned it from you but now I expect you to work to get all the Trumptards who got doxxed for petty shit in 2018/2019 and fired for making fun of George Floyd, a loser who died from a drug overdose in police custody, their jobs back. The J6 defendants too 72% of them were Veterans and they need help. Considering your shitty opinions on the topic I expect you abhor hypocrisy so get to>>76657388you brought him up retard LMAO this is that famed 94IQ uncle timmy/house wigger shit I am talking about
>>76657393Wtf u on about racist?
>>76657150I've heard from one of those ex-con podcasts that most jails are often than prisons, because they're more crowded, chaotic and violent
>>76657150>>76657443Eurofag Here, what's the difference between jail and prison?
>>76657433house wigger here is the one who brought up Charlie Kirk then was like>oh he needs to be forgotten after he was easily mocked post physique
KIRK LIVES MATTER
>>76657456Jail is county, prison is separated between state and federal
>>76657456Jail is where you go when you're first arrested. Prison is where you go when a trial determines you guilty.
>>76657292No one knows what the fuck you're talking about. This is not your personal blog.
What is best crime to go to prison? Pedo?
>>76658011Are you retarded? That's the worst reason to go to prison. The best would be something highly technical or weapons related since people will want to be your friend.
>>76658011Only if it's consensus
>>76658025Consensual*>>76658023Pedos get their own wing, protected from gen pop
>>76656824Shouldn’t have done it
>>76656824Look at these saggots, disgusting. Pull your pants up, boy.
>>76658011You know which it is
>>76656824Give up your bussy to the biggest strongest dude in there right off the bat. This will guarantee you protection in the future.
>>76657150>state local jails are worse than your prisonsThat's true in pretty much every state, as the jail system serves not only as a place to hold convicted non-felons, but also as a temporary holding area for convicted felons waiting to be assigned to their prisons.
>>76657456>what's the difference between jail and prison?Our crimes are considered to be either a felony or a misdemeanor, where the felony crime, like murder, is more severe and punishable by more than one year of incarceration. A misdemeanor crime is usually only punishable for 1 year or less of incarceration.Jails are used to house those convicted of misdemeanors, while prisons are used to house those convicted of felony crimes. Jails are also used to house felons awaiting their assignment to a prison, which makes them tend to be more overcrowded then a lot of prisons.
>>76656824Don't drop the soap kek.
>>76656824Calisthenics are king. 8 months? Is your local county jail full or were you already on probation? Your main problem will be protein. Money on your books will be important. If jail. Apply for trustee. Ideally some sort of outside detail for sunlight. If not available kitchen is okay too, either way you'll get extra food. If prison pretty much the same, except you might be able to score roids
>>76658023You think in wrong way. I asked more like, what crime to do to feel pleasure and something from the crime, like what is it worth to do to get to prison.
>>76658305Suicide.
>>76658189In my local system a lot of people in local jail for felonies. It can take so long to see a judge youve served most of your sentence by the time you get to court.Breaking and entering isnt a felony but knew a dude who went to state prison for it.
>>76657456in eurofagland jail and prison is two different things too just so u know
>>76658342Federal prison is considered better than my state and local as far as conditions. Dudes around here used to threaten to kill the president so they could get moved to a federal facility.
>>76658314Not a crime. At least not in my country.
>>76658350eurofag here, how can i end up in a federal prison in america? rob banks in different states or something?
>>76658373Feds can choose if they want to prosecute federally or if they want the state to take it. There is state prison, federal prison, local jails. It can be arbitrary. Who wants to prosecute the most. Most federal crimes are also state or local crimes as well.Best way to get federal is drug trafficking across state lines.
>>76658373I think discharging a gun during bank robbery gets you federal time unless Prison Break lied to me. He even requested the particular prison in the show, which can also be technically possible.
>>76658397>Best way to get federal is drug trafficking across state lines.noted
>>76658453I knew a guy who got probation for federal drug trafficking because he had a son he too care of
>>76658189In my country all people sentenced are thrown in the same place. Unless you're rich then you get house arrest
>>76658011My friend got into prison because they thought he was selling steroids.It's was okay as stuff like rape is illegal in most prisons, but it was crowded
>>76659182rape is illegal everywhere, bro.
>>76659616Are you sure? In Islam if you rape a girl, if you together marry, there is no punishment.
>>76656834You want me to go around bars and collecting the soap? Is it made of something tougher than regular soap?
>>76657323>>76657358Kek>>76657393All those videos mocking leftists being murdered, attacked, shot etc and now the same happened to the right and they're bitching and whining like cows in labour.
>>76657323He thought that US shouldn't give money to Israel.
>>76656824
>>76660896That's antisemitism.
