just bee yourself

>>76657623
Find the prettiest looking guy there and force that faggot to listen to you ramble - works best if he is a noob
Never done it before but I think this would get you a friend. I only talk to the women at the counters because I cant make friends.

>>76657623
I sometimes stare at a woman's ass and she looks at me and says "what?" or "what do you want?", and then that's a cue for me to start dialogue and make friends. When someone talks to you at the gym it's because they want to be friends, need help with spotting or want general advice. Obviously don't be an autist and say "nothing" because you're not going to go far with a conversation killer answer.

Dont do it. Do not interact with anyone unless you absolutely must, do not make friends with people at the gym unless you want to end up needing to have many many many forced boring shitty conversations that make your gym sessions last 2X longer than they should with people you'll only ever see in the gym

>>76657663
But I want people to hang out with and lift with

>>76657623
In my experience, lift heavy. Other people who lift heavy will come talk to you about how cool it is to lift heavy. Some others may come by and ask about your routine and shit. But basically you have to do impressive looking things in view of others. This will not help you talk to women though, just other gym bros

>>76657623
nobody goes to the gym to make friends. there's always going to be that one narcissist bastard who wants you to listen to HIM talk, but he wants you to be his fan not his friend.

>>76657623

choose a random person per day and chase him to whatever machine he is ask to share

eventually one of them will want to be your friend

>>76657663
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>>76657623

I like to go up to women at the gym and ask them if they know the number to a good veterinarian. Then I flex my arms and say, "Cuz these puppies are sick." If they laugh, we talk then have sweaty post-workout sex in their car afterwards. If they don't laugh, I ignore them for the rest of eternity. It's really that easy

Easy way for autistic males to make friends at gym:

1. Get strong, but dont get fat. you may or may not get muscley looking and yoked looking, which is really ahrd. But get to 1,2,3,4 using any number of the decent linear progression decent PL programs that exist.

1.1) Get yoked. Probably requires you to get strong, but maybe not. Not be fat.

2) Wait for some Bro to start talijng to you about how strong or yoked you are. Start talking about traing. Ask him questions about his traing.

3) Every time you see Bro, ask him how he is doing, what exercises he is doing that day ("What you hitting today?"), and/or whether he's already eaten a big meal yet ("What did you eat today?")

4. Contiune thi shit for a couple of weeks.

5. Eventually, after at least 4 weeks of talking t this Bro, after the small talk identified at Pars
3, supra, start asking him about weekeknd plans OR about gym girls within your sight line or age range. For example "Whats the deal with pink top over there - I saw you talking to her?" (Note - do not make vulgar comments right away - it may be his sister/cousin or girlfriend.

6. Eventually, if youre not a dick, someone with a social life and real world friends will let you know what they are doing over the weekend and ask you to join OR will start spontaneously intoducing you to friends ("This is Big Dawg - hes an absolute unit on Bench")

7. Hopefully, after traing yourself in this manner for a while, you have developed some skills you can then use to make friends in other locations. If not, just keep making friends at the gym. It help to join two gyms, because then you can do this at two completely different locations with different rosters of people.