>Morbidly obese Low IQ narcissist (autistic)>Have layer of fat over my skinny frame >No muscle mass>Hate myself>Probably low testosterone>Always been the fat one despite not having the frame of a heavyset guyI've tried so many times to lose the weight the right way. I am a pussy and don't have enough going on in my life to care enough. I'm too old for the women I want to date and they're not interested anyway. So whats the deal with ozempic? Does it cause cancer? Does it cause side effects? I'm sick of looking at every video of me for the past 6 years and seeing this skinny frame with fat all over my chin and stomach but not on my arms or legs. I'm too stupid to take it in. I've had so many people tell me the same generic advice here or on reddit and when I actually try it. It's not like a film where it all works out and I get disciplined. I just fail at a random point and give up. Whether that be 1 week or the longest which was 3 months (even then I didnt change diet, just lifted in my garage and saw no results). I always fall off the wagon. I didn't see any improvement to my physique so therefor it didn't exist. I think my brain is just fucked regardless and even though working out feels good. I hate it. So yeah, ozempic. I'm in the UK so how do I get it?
my wife(male) went from 138 to 108 in like 3-4 months on tirzepatide with onyl ever getting up to a 7.5mg a week max dose. the only side effect she really had was never shitting
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>>76664267Tirzepatide is better in every conceivable way except its 3x the price.Google ozempic burps. It’s all kinda gross.If you haven’t already, just try alternate day fasting, aka 36 hour fasts every other day. Do that 2 months and you’ll look and feel great and impress everyone. Also you’re stomach will shrink and you’ll be able to keep the weight off.
>>76664288So I already tried this a million times. I feel sick on the fasting days and keep needing to pee and shit water. So like.... Nah
I took tirze last year, lost 50 pounds easy. >very little if any muscle loss>fixed constipation through diet>didn't feel like shitOzemopic is for the poor and stupid, but it still works well. Anyone still arguing against a GLP-1 in 2025 is a literal drooling retard. >>76664288Memes are for morons
>>766642961) develop willpower, your constant desire to be comfortable is why you’re a fat piece of shit and hate yourself2) these drugs will make you feel terrible, have fucked up bowel movements, sulfuric burps, and vomit.
>>76664301It’s not a meme just because you lack the willpower and intestinal fortitude to do it.
I'm on tirze and it works great for appetite suppressionBut side effects are real, the slowed digestion is annoying to deal withCan't even shit once per day its more like once every 2.5 daysAnd always a stomach discomfort going on
>>76664281>never shittingThat sucks dude, shitting is the second best part of eating food.
>>76664296>feel sick on the fasting days and keep needing to pee and shit water. So like.... NahThis is called the keto flu consume electrolytes. The pissing and shitting water is from glycogen depletion. Your best option is a ketogenic diet along with the fasting. It will also help with hunger cravings making adhering to your diet easier.
>>76664764Save it mate, I'm tired of hearing this fucking bollocks. I've tried a million times. If it were as easy as you meatheads say it is. I would be swole by now. Fuck outta here with that shit. I aint been laid in 6 years. Why do you think I give a shit about health?
If you are into endurance sports can you still use ozempic?
>>76665106Well lets see, I aint got a single athletic bone in my body. Not an ounce of muscle or anything. Balance of newborn bambi on ice. Love boxing but I;ll be bullied.
>>76665052It’s not “bollocks” just because you’re an English loser who lacks the intestinal fortitude to not shove curry into his fat fucking face constantly. Develop a spine, your country is being invaded by Muslims and pakis who are raping your women. How will you protect them if you can’t put down the fish and chips?
>>76665885The irony being I eat neither fish and chips nor curry. I hate them a lot more than you'd ever understand mate. I am more than aware of the invasion. I am a weak string of piss anyway.
>>76666044The irony is you think the named food matters. Whatever you can’t stop shoveling in your mouth, you need to stop. Don’t eat, it’s simple. You won’t die, and in fact your mind will get sharper and your motivation will rise. Action begets motivation, you have to be disciplined. GLP drugs won’t save you, you will need to avoid food on them as well.
>>76664267I considered ozempic until I actually started tracking calories and found success without the need for medication.
>>76666100Well good for you thats not how it works for me after the millionth failed attempt.
>>76666080After I've tried 100000s of times. What am I supposed to do now?
>>76664288Just develop diabetes and have good insurance.I pay $25 for 12 pens of pharma tirz (Mounjaro)
I’ve been using compounded Tirzepatide for around 5 months. I’m down 50 pounds. Cost me around 700 dollars for a 7 month supply.
people on this shit end up looking like bobble-heads
>>76664281> wife(male)what?
cado did not use ozempic :)
>>76666115>>76666119Develop a spine. 1 million failed attempts=“im dieting” and then changing nothing
>>76667127Explain to me how you could possibly know that
>>76664267I've been 3-4 weeks on 1mg Reta but I have barely experienced any effects. I think I need to up my dosage. Anyone have experience with it?
>>76664301What mg did you take anon?
>spaced for readability I used mostly glp1 peptides. Super morbid obesity for over a decade Semaglutide: was okay, better than raw dogging hunger, but seemed to crash my blood sugar, waking up with night sweats and having to pound orange juiceTirzepatide: Amazing lost 20 pounds the 1st month, lost around 150 pounds over 2 years. Main side effect was constipation the 1st week but nightly magnesium oxide fixed it. At higher doses fatigue. So have switched over to retatrutide to see how it worksRetatrutide, losing 1 pound a week but I'm very near my goal. constipation gone , fatigue gone but now have occasional insomnia(its 4am) and liquid poop, not uncontrolled just once a day.I say go w/ the tirzepatide . Do not listen to skinny people or gym rats with eating disorders, you're obese take the obesity drugs. Willpower blah blah blah respect derp derp derpMake sure you don't have a family history of medullairy thyroid cancer or pancreatitis and you're good to go. Try to get it prescribed by your pcp and get insurance coverage, $25. Compounded is $500 for 3 months, brello . Peptides goto stairwaytogray reddit and follow link to telegram. & glp1 forum dot com. Read, calculate & recalculate.You need to lift weights a few times a week and force down a protein shake or 2 everyday for best results. Try to use it to totally rewire your eating habits. You can "est whatever you want" just 25% of your Fatty brains usual serving. But it's best to use the limited stomach capacity for protein, fiber, fruits, veggies and water. Oh and electrolytes mixed with your water on workout days. Sweets aren't even appealing to me anymore and I used to eat rows of oreos and pints of Ben and Jerry's. My old panda express order was the bigger plate with the 3 entrees plus 2 egg rolls now it take 2 or 3 meals to finish a small.bowl of teriyaki chicken and greens. Shit is a miracle. You will realize why thins think we are gross, you won't be able to comprehend your former portions
>>76667667Thanks for the write up anon, appreciate it. Can I know what your dosages were for each one? I'm this anon >>76667562 and I've experienced basically nothing on Reta. Still feel strong sugar cravings too.
>>76666903my wifes got a cock
>>76667685Sema: .25 and .5 switched to tirz after 2 monthsTirz: 2.5, 5, stayed at 7.5 for 6 months, 10 for 6 month, 12.5 for 1 month, tried to go up to 15 and vomited for the 1st time since starting glp1s, went back to 10Reta: 2, 4, 6 now at 7.5 and will probably stay here. you need to increase you dose if you don't feel any effects after 4 weeks. Don't titrate up too quickly because reta can.increase resting heart rate
>>76667728>you need to increase you dose if you don't feel any effects after 4 weeksYeah, I just moved up from 1mg to 2.5mg earlier today. This is my 4th week I believe. Hopefully I start feeling it from now.One probably irrational fear of mine is that the liquid somehow isn't going into my body, so could you reassure me that I'm doing it right? I'm using an 8mm 31g needle into the right side of my belly button at a 90 degree angle so it goes as deep as possible, and I've never drawn any blood. I'm definitely injecting it into my fat cells right? There's no way I'm fucking it up somehow?
>>76667813I use the same syringes. As long as it's fat that you can pinch, yes you should be good
>>76664267I think the first generation GLP-1s are worse on lean muscle mass and you should try to lose a few pounds yourself waiting for VKTX to come out, the new ones spare lean muscle mass and ozempic its like 5% of them have serious GI issues and cant gain weight after, Ozempics internal files are sketchy honestly many people dropping out of the trial which suggests unreported adverse effects, I'd say lose a bit yourself and wait for the new VKTX stuff, the trial is more like 60% of people have diarrhea = better to commonly trigger a mild side effect than mildly common a severe issue that doesn't seem to go away. Average person on Ozempic its good for removing Lipedemous fat but also lean muscle mass, look at Ethan Klein he got IBS from it and twitches weird, I think GLP-1s are good tools but ozempic is like a first generation anti psychotic obviously the new ones are supposedly better.
>>76668213Its also probably like CT scans where the risks are more the earlier you use it but this is just a hunch, I still feel like its preferable to Gastric bypass surgery which people just eat around anyways and stretch the stomach, because lets be honest they are going to drink mountain dew again.
>>76664267got approved for zepbound (tirzepatide) in june of this year when i was 242lbs. i weighed in at 202 this morning with minimal strength losses. i started at 2.5mg and they'd up my dose every renewal since I wasn't experiencing any side effects. I am also lifting 5x a week and doing cardio afterwards.no clue how britbongs get it prescribed, talk to your doctor first and foremost. if the medical jews don't approve, you can buy it backdoor through some peptide companies if you want to take that risk
Went from 90 to 79kg on reta.
>>76668233>no clue how britbongs get it prescribedI bought mine grey market
>>76664267Maybe you have adhd, it’s comorbid with autism. The legal prescribed meth is really helping me screw my head on straighter.
>>76667710Hawt gock
>>76664267it gave me medullary thyroid carcinoma
>>76664267Been a while since I've seen a coinslot post... :(
>>76667551Because you're not a special unique snowflake you think you are. Everything you tell yourself is something we all been saying to ourselves here. Then we dropped the bullshit and started grinding like it's an MMO.You should be grateful to the good lord above that a lifetime of gluttony can be redeemed with 1 to 2 years of discipline.
>>76670329You could've gotten literally the same progress in half the time and with way less stress or care just by getting on Tirz and having your cravings and food noise reduced. I'm not saying what you did isn't respectable, I'm telling you you made life harder on yourself for no reason.
>>76670435> I'm not saying what you did isn't respectable, I'm telling you you made life harder on yourself for no reason.Exactly this. I’m 40 married with kids and a job Inhave to travel for. Losing weight used to be easier when I was a college student with nothing else to do all day. But now there’s too many things dicking me around to worry about losing weight “with honor” or whatever the fuck. Losing weight is still about diet and exercise but GLP-1s just make it so much easier to do that
>>76664267Ive been on tirz for a month now, got blurry vision everytime i injected the forst 2 weeks. My water weight is extremely dependant on if I just injected, being at its lowest like day 3 after injection.Since starting i went from 79 to 73kgIt literally just makes you eat less, you feel fuller and food is i would say 30% less enjoyableStopped almost all cravings i have, snacking is a non issue now
>>76670959awesome, thanks for the report, I'm starting tirz in 2 weeks. I'm currently 142kg. I want to have exactly your experience of>It literally just makes you eat less, you feel fuller and food is i would say 30% less enjoyable>Stopped almost all cravings i have, snacking is a non issue now
>>76664267>Has anyone been on Ozempic and did it work for you?not fat but a friend of mine used it and lost weight>What are the side effectsfelt a bit sick at first, obvs reduction in appetiteIt could change your life as it changed hers, go for it I reckon. You will probably need to combine that with building healthy habits so you don't relapse if you quit it for whatever reason.
>>76670991One thing i can recommend, try to get your daily allotment of calories through mostly proteinAfter the 2nd week, i only drank a coffie in the morning and ate like an 800kcal mainmeal in the evening and I straight up nearly passed out at some point one day inbetween as my bloodsugar was so low.Protein helps smooth out the crashes and highs, as i also felt wobbly eating a high sugar cookie. You want to minimize blood sugar fluctuation.Obv ymmv
Who the fuck am I competing against that I'm cheating for using modern medicine?
>>76670329incredibly based
>>76671018thanks for the pointer. that tracks with other reports of what people have said taking tirz.before writing me the prescription my endocrinologist is making me:1. blood exam2. urine analysis for cortisol3. Ecogram for abdoman4. Cardiologist visit + ECG5. Nutritionist visit.I've already done the first two, and I have 3-5 scheduled for Tuesday. Then she'll write me the prescription for tirz
>>76671039totally agree with you. it shouldn't matter how you lose weight. the health benefits are tremendous
>>76670329losing weight without glp-1s has high recidivism rates.
