>went to the gym yesterday>scrawny zoom zoom retard (my age btw) is sitting in front of the squat rack looking at his phone>I do my warm up while waiting for him to gtfo>he finally gets up and does 5 half assed partial squats>proceeds to go back to his phone for >10mins>repeat 3 timesNever in my life have I felt such rage
So what did you do tough guy?
no cope answers, no whitepill bs, how would you salvage Tyler?
>>76669803steroids, heavy lifting, shave it off or get a wig
>>76669803he takes HRT and becomes my scrawny short boywife
>>76669803Week end all expenses paid in TJ so he doesn't shoot the school up.
>>76669803Incline dumbbell bench press.
>>76669803Shave, get a tan, double his caloric intake. Wouldn’t have to even lift and he’d find someone before any of us
>>76669820>just shave it bro
>>76669820Bro looks like he's 5'2
>>76669809I hope you kill yourself IRL
>>76669834hello Tyler, didn't know you browsed /fit/!
>>76669803Give him an upper body focused workout routine, give him a high calorie, high protein diet, buzz his head, and have him wear a baseball cap everywhere.He's not unsalvageable, he's just full Auschwitz mode and has an unfortunate hairline and forehead. He has a great jaw and decent facial features.
>>76669840He has no jaw wtfAlso no lips
>>76669840>>76669850You are both queers, listen to yourselves.
>>76669803Caloric surplus high in proteinHeavy liftingShave that hair, that hairline is unfixable
Yeah none of that is gonna cut it.Lift for 6 months then go volunteer in the Ukraine, for either side, and pass on his genes via rape/ war bride. It's the only way.
>>76669840>buzz his head, and have him wear a baseball cap everywhere.this
>>76669974better yet beanie pulled low
>>76669803Tan, gym, shave head, grow beard.
>>76669803fin + minox yesterday asap. front bangs can save a 5head easy but you need the hair for it
>>76669803put him on finasteride when he turns 18dutasteride 1.5 years after finasteride if it didn't achieve noticeable regrowthtopical minoxidil immediately, oral minoxidil if topical didn't achieve noticeable regrowth in 6 monthshope for the best
Just ask to work in and be friendly about it.
>>76669803he's skinny and has no acne which is already amazing for a teenager. He should just grow it out and try a combover for now.
>>76669840>unfortunate hairlineblud has a 50 year old mans hairline>decent facial features I guess if your this man
>>76669803so his major problem is he doesn't do any physical activity at all. you can tell from the bony upper body. unless he has a genetic deficiency, he will very quickly grow muscle if he puts in any actual strenuous exercise work. there's no fixing the pinched face and balding pate but putting on 30 pounds of muscle, 15 of which will come in the first year, will do a lot.>>76669791you now notice millennials overuse "absolutely"
>>76669820Well yeah, he's not 40 years old
>>76669803A decent arm and chest workout.
>>76669803>how would you salvage Tyler?Make him into a new Lenin.
>>76670430Kek
>>76670183>you now notice millennials overuse "absolutely"That isn't used once why did you mention itAlso this guy could gain a lot more than 15 lbs of muscle in a year, he's emaciated
>>76670624
>>76670183We also use def(initely) and obv(iously) a lot.
>>76669791He probably lifts more than most of /fit/. Without lifting a finger, too.
>>76669791Based Tyler
>>76671424I see a lot of myself in Tyler, I too was handsome and polite in high school. I'm still a very nice guy, you can even say I'm still polite and of course I have remained very handsome Good on the lad
>>76669791this is how everyone screaming "im 10% bf with six pack" !!! looks like LMAO
>>76669803Hair transplant and unironically tell him to improve his posture.
>>76669840>He has a great jawHe has a recessed chin and a severe overbite, his jaw doesn't even exist.
>>76670043>tranny drugs
>>76669803hes 17 theres decent odds he'll look completely different by 25 without doing anything
>>76669791I recently moved and had to join a gym after more than a decade of lifting in my basement. the biggest change since my last time in a gym is everybody takes a really long time between sets because they're doing something on their phone. the other day it kinda freaked me out because I finished an exercise and was catching my breath and noticed that literally no one in the entire gym was doing anything for like two minutes. there were 11 other people there, all sitting, looking at their phone and not moving any weights. the place was just dead silent.
>>76669791That kind of subhuman subsidize both my gym membership and mental health by not having it in them to outwork me in any way, i do't see the problem here. If they're willing to work but have no drive or gusto then that's what angers me.
>>76671582That's not the hairline of someone who began cumming yesterday. His transformation already happened. It's over.
>>76669803He has a massive fucking skull and a pretty weak chin/jaw so his life is over if he goes for a buzzcut or bald, he needs to pay for a hair transplant first or wigmax. After that he needs to get a tan, his pale skin looks unhealthy and makes him look weak and sickly. He could stay pale and be aesthetic and even exotic but that would require him to have a mogger frame and have good facial genes. Shoelifts, bulking up, getting a bro to teach him basic social skills, improving his style, better fitting clothing, necklace, watch. And then he needs to start going to gym.
>>76671342What are you talking about. Is there a competition here to just say the most retarded thing possible?
>>76669803You must find a way to trigger a drive within him but he kind of has to want it himself too. Everything else routine etc etc is afterthought
>>76669803FIx his diet and environment. Clearly nutrient deficient his entire life.
>>76669803Chad camp, where his weaknesses are starved
>>76669791That town looks pretty comfy, many country roads for cardio and there's a fitness center near the school. He can do it
>>76672034He crushes your PRs with the power of his mind, do you even telekinesis?
>>76669803He needs to go abroad and commit crimes. He can thugmaxx, go tribal, maybe come back with some muscle and stories and the confidence to shoot on a woman 1000 times. He at the very least will land someone, she won’t be great, but she will be someone.I wouldn’t lie to him. He needs serious intervention to change. It sucks being ugly it really does and it feels like there’s no hope. Something serious needs to happen. Especially for men like that. Serious as in hunted by InterPol.You live one time. You have one shot to have sex, you die a virgincel and that’s it.>no I don’t want to go to prison for 47 yearsI know. But you get one shot. If 47 years in the slammer is the price of reproducing, better to live a day as a chad than a lifetime as an incel.
>>76669791Progeria?
>>76669791mr burns lookin ass
>>76669791>in high school>already bald wtfi at least made it to 30 before i lost my hair
>>76669791that's his momno other female would call him handsome
>>76669825There's nothing else you can do with that hairline. Dude's Norwood 12.
>>76669791is this the photographers first paying job? Why would she showcase these garbage photos
>>76669791>plausible text>bait imagethe same people making the same threads to prevent organic /fit/ discussion.report and move on.
>>76672426I knew a guy in middle school that was almost as bald as tyler
>>76669791More about Tyler's interests?
>>76670183>you now notice millennials overuse "absolutely"fuck me I do say that a lot
>>76669803grey alien maxx
>>76669803You can't fix manlets. sorry
>>76669803Unironically needs to show teeth when he's smiling. I stopped looking like a retard on photos when I started showing my yellow crooked teeth.
>>76669803Anavar, Testosterone, HGH, 150grams of protein a day, 7 days workout for 1 year.
