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Been experimenting with extra virgin olive oil... starting cucumbers next, what should I expect?
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Should glide right in
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>>76673545
I meant eating...
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>>76673714
Right. I guess it depends mostly on how strong your gag reflex is.
In terms of realism it's not really all that similar as cucumbers have a different texture and it won't be warm.
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>>76673545
>>76673714
You need to use the olive oil as lube. And make sure the cucumber is fresh and firm or it risks breaking in your anus. DON'T accidentally use a courgette instead. The tiny hairs will shred your asshole. If you're going to eat the cucumber afterwards make sure you wash it thoroughly.
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>>76673534
Cheese and bread
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>>76673534
You made this thread already.
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>>76674074
Wrong
https://desuarchive.org/fit/thread/76647084/#76647084
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>>76674080
>yes
>but actually no
>but yes
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>>76674087
She didn't mention cucumbers in the first thread
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>pretending to be someone else on an anonymous anime website
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Hi OP here. I fucking love science!!!
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>>76673534
Don't lose your grip on it. If it slips inside you'll be visiting the local ER. The medics will have a good giggle.



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