>soap up asscrack, wash out>gel up same asscrack, wash out>soap up asscrack again, wash out>get out of shower, dry off, asscrack still smellsWhat the actual fuck? Something wrong with me?I AM taking blood pressure meds so there's that but i dont see how its related.Im not a faggot, I just got a girlfriend after 5 years nogf and 2 years no sex and I want to be able to have sex with her in whatever pose without fear of stinking up the room with ass scent.Anyone have a similar experience?
Shove a finger up or toothbrush up your ass when you shower to get rid of the feces there.
>>76676460Do you any hair there? Do you trim or shave it?
>>76676460Lean over so your shoulders touch your knees as you poop. Wet a paper towel and wipe before dry wiping with toilet paper. Or get flushable baby wipes, they're at the dollar store. Drink more water
Scrub your taint with a loofah and spread your cheeks for the shower to rinse. Dont spread too far you will get water up your ass and feel like elton john
>>76676460Like most westoids, you probably shit in a sitting stool and thus walk with fecal marter in the lower part of your rectum 24/7. You should be able to shove a finger and not get a speck of shit back. Shit in a squat potty, wash thoroughly inside with warm water while in the deep squat position, dont use soap inside unless you want some gnarly inflammation, get a towel specifically to wipe your ass. Also eat less fiber and drink more water
>>76676460Like shit or sweat?
>people still don't know about the electric bidet
>>76676462There is no feces there>>76676484I have hair, shaved today maybe it helps>>76676485I shit squatting, i literally drink water/lemon water/mint water with elderberry and nothing else>>76676491Read OP, have rubbed soap and gel all over
>>76676492So a bidet?>>76676494Shit>>76676508Dont want my parents to think im some kinda fag... and how do i explain to them i dont like the smell of my own asscrack without implying i smelled it and open a discussion as to why
>>76676460Personal hygiene starts with complete body hair removal. You can wash your ass all you want but it will still smell bad as long as your butt is hairy.
>>76676508that shit is for grandmas you fgt
Buy Dr. Bronner's (or any castile) soapBuy hibiclens antibacterial (chlorhexidine 4.0%)Buy foaming hand soap dispenser1/2 water, 1/4 castile, 1/4 chlorhexidine solution???zero body odor of any kind, ever
>>76676460spray your ass with a tushyyou aren't cleaning all the shit out and it is just caked inside your house for hours at a timealso get better soap (I used natty olive oil based soap) and a wash rag, lather up your ass and scrub it with the ragbut get the Tushy. spray out your ass every time you shitif you can't do that at least use wet wipesdisgusting really thinking you can just wipe shit with dry paper and that's enough
>>76676616aren't you worried about killing the beneficial bacteria colonies that inhabit your skin?
>>76676460put a bidet attachment into your toilet's flush circuit, i've got nothing but nice things to say about mine
>>76676616 poster hereAlso 2nd/3rd the bidet recommendation. You can get toilet seat with a bidet built in, they are 100% worth the $50 + potential headache of installing (mine didn't come with the required gaskets and I spent a while trying to figure out why it was spraying water everywhere)
>>76676623no, that shit is a meme
>>76676460how do you smell your own ass?
>>76676485Flushable baby wipes still fuck up septic systems. "Flushable" isn't true
>>76676460unless you are using a bidet your asshole if DIRTYclean your asshole!
>>76676485>Wet a paper towel and wipe before dry wiping with toilet paper. Or get flushable baby wipe
Sweet an autism thread
Do people in this world seriously do not wash their asses immediately after taking a shit? I have done this since I have memory and nobody taught me. I simply found the notion of walking around and about with crusty shit in my ass completely unacceptable
>>76676794The overwhelming majority do, you’re the weird one for being such an autist about it.
>>76676804>The overwhelming majority doFlies flock to shit too
>>76676460American subhuman thread. Wash your asses after taking a shit you fucking pigs
>>76676460Get a more rough wash cloth or a loofah and scrub harder. You have to exfoliate.
>>76676460You gotta get two fingers soaped up inside the ring. Wash the chute out.
>>76676794Worse still are the people who shit and do two wipes and go, or the ones who even shit and don't wipe at all. We live amongst animals.
>>76676460Sexo
>>76676794You’re a fucking spastic unemployed cunt who the fuck isn’t shitting at work? Oh yeah I forgot that all workplaces even construction yards have a full washing ass washing station, grow up you rat.
>>76676460Post more clothed sire
>Thirdie thread about Thirdie problemsLmao.
>get bidet>shit and flush>relax asshole fully>high power spray shoot water into ass>hold water in for 30sec >spit out the last remainders of shit with a power blast>rinse and repeat until clean as a whistleYou haven’t begun to live anon
>>76677064>Oh yeah I forgot that all workplaces even construction yards have a full washing ass washing stationno they don't? also i have never shat in a public toilet i'd rather have my intestines blow than get AIDS. I just hold it in until I get home or the hotel room if I'm staying in one
>>76676460How do you even know that your ass smells? Is it bad enough that you smell it all the way up in your face? Do you use ass deodorant?
>>76676460Same question >>76677175. Do you put finger up your ass and smell it? I noticed that some people just smell bad, I don't know if it's their breath or sweat. It's mostly brownoid types - indians, slavs, all types of Mexican gyppos. Smells like a rotting corpse when you stand next to them and they seem oblivious to that smell.
>>76676460Cleaning guide from an escorthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFsQ-S1A1tI
>>76676641"Not my problem"
>>76677286I have literally had these things fuck up my pipes and blow up in my backyard leading to literal shit and sewage stewing in the sun for 3 hours when I got back from work one time Those things are trash
>>76677175Ever have sex in a position where you asshole is exposed to the air?
>>76676460Well, it's your asshole so...It shouldn't be noticeable unless she's literally betwixt your cheeks, which she shouldn't be because that's gay
>>76676460You need to be hosing out that crack properly. Two things:Get a cheap bidet. You don't need it heated, I promise. Think about it, your water sits in pipes in the wall for hours - you're not firing 55 degree ground water at your hole, it's room temperature, and that's plenty.Also get a wand shower head. It's super fucking easy to change out or even add a second shower head.Both of these can be installed with one big adjustable wrench, if you're a tool-let. Wrap fittings in tape or cloth or whatever to avoid marring the chrome.
>>76676460>I AM taking blood pressureyou are a lardass. that's probably why
>>76677532Yeah im gonna start watering the hole after every shit i gather thats the best way.>>76677535Im 195 at 6'4. I am taking BP meds for myocarditis aftermath to destress the heart(had it twice in 1 month after not having had it for 3 years)I'm unvaxxed too.Luckily i lost the weight before that so now all I do is not eat and stay leanHurts to watch the delts just melt away into nothing tho.
>>76677593>I'm unvaxxed tooRegardless of your thoughts on the vax, that you're putting this in the thread like it matters tells everyone everything they need to know.Abandon threads folks. We got ourselves a Taterbater here. Leave him to his fate.
>>76677638Kill yourself goycattle nigger retard lmao
>>76677685Say what you will, I'm not the one thinking his vax status affects how stinky his pooper is.
>>76676610you’re a fucking retard
>>76677638lol, factsOP is probably the guy from this Reddit post
>>76676460imaš onaj tuš sa uskim mlazom to ti probija do kraja debelog crijevadobra mala btw
>>76677155ever done a 12+ hour shift on an oil field with nothing but porta johns and a rumbling belly from the coffee you drank from your thermos at 5am whilst you were riding out to the job site
>>76676460There's a guy at my gym who refuses to shower or use soap because he only does "primal living." He also constantly complains about his nonstop skin infections and how little scratches won't heal.
>>76677239Of course it's a jew. Just wash yo ass nigga it's simple as that.
>>76676485>>76676778Just take a shower after going to the bathroom.I feel clean after my four daily showers.
>>76677522>Ever have sexWhat website do you think you're on
>>76677239>I cannot tell you the amount of times I had clients leave shit stains on the sheets or have dick cheeselol fucking disgusting bro, whores are really insane
>>76676460Wash yo ass white boy
>>76676602why would they think you're some fag when you have a gf? just tell them your gf want to bury her face in your butt
>>76677152I do this every single day
>>76676460recommended toothpaste brands?
>>76676460your bussy must be blown out
Why did god fill my buttcrack with hair? Wouldn't it make more sense not to have hair there?
>>76679242the hair prevents chafing by reducing skin-to-skin contact
>>76676460Gotta clean deeper
>>76678442>four daily showersholy based. I aim for three, but I'm fine with just two. It's hilarious when I tell this to people who are big into skincare and they're like >NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT, YOU'RE DRYING YOUR SKIN OUT RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >>76677706holy shit lmao
