>no gym bag today anon?Well fit, your response?
It's a rest day
>>76677508It's in the car :)Also, Pam did you know Jim is a Jew?
>>76677514>>76677515You wouldn't be that calm and collected if it happened to you irl
>>76677508>no, I went this morning.>*flex a 'cep, turn 360°, walk away and watch them seethe*
>>76677520Why wouldn't I be? It's just small talk.
>>76677508>your mom squirted all over it last night, so its in the laundry>flex a cep>spank pams ass>tell HR both were making racist and antisemitic jokes
>>76677508>chicken and rice AGAIN, anon?
>>76677530>it's just small talkYou never worked a day in your life
>>76677669I have though, I just usually leave my gym bag in my locker or my cubicle, sometimes people mention it but I don't see why you think this would be upsetting or anything.
>>76677508Still hitting on other people's girlfriends, Jim?
>>76677669Autists don't really notice snarky questions or backhanded compliments or anything of the sort desu. If somebody at work asked me that I'd assume it was a normal question and maybe realise what he actually meant hours later
>>76677684Jim stealing Pam was the best thing that ever happened to Roy
>>76677686I generally treat snarky comments at work as genuine because it takes less effort than trying to match their energy. My coworkers probably think I'm retarded but I don't care because I don't respect them and don't value their opinions.t. autismo
>>76677508Follow him home and stick the biggest beet I can find up his asshole (dressed as Dwight with a skimask)
Try to fuck around at work is peak loser behavior. I think I have more respect for drug addicts. .
Never understood how that chick could be so cute and sexy while being also pretty plain looking and modestly dressed at the same time
>>76677508Anytime someone talks to me I scream really loud and punch myself in the head
>>76677508They're not my friends and are owed no explanation, will probably just say "nope" and go get my wagie job done as quickly as possible so I can leave.>>76677520>>76677669Holy projection batman
Jim and people like him are the biggest pussies ever >picks on Dwight because he thinks he’s an easy target>folds like a cuck the minute Dwight hits back and cries foul during the snowball fight>flirts with an engaged woman for months thinking nothing will happen, has to have someone he bullies defend him because, again he’s a little bitch who folds the moment he gets called out
>>76677508I'm wearing a backpack....
>>76677690And Karen married a doctor lol
>>76677713Based
>>76677669I’m at work right now
>>76677669NTA. Did you?
>>76677686Nah. We recognize them. It's just not worth getting into a dick measuring contest over. You know how you get a response here and say, "I'm not going to respond to this retard"? When you see some future doctor or lawyer chimping out and you decide to walk away? Some guy wants to street fight you and you don't wanna get your head cracked and/or get sued because this retard got his head cracked? Same concepts.If you want I can go autistic shitposter, but please don't get mad at me when I directly call you out. >hey jim, how pam's bf's sloppy seconds taste?Wait that's too much? Like I said, not worth engaging in.See >>76677744 and their amazing digits of truth.
>>76677692Kek this. People definetly think i'm "simple" because i dont rise to their insults. I generally dont think like that. Seems like the average person goes around analyzing what they dont like about each other. Sounds awful.
>>76677686Oh I learned how to understand social bullshit, and now I see it constantlyNormies just lie and try to trick each other into saying something forbidden. Can't stand it.
>>76677508Im working out in my wig tips and khakis today to assert dominance on the basketball shorts peasants. Stay in your lane jabroni.
>Nope
>ITT autists and other retards raging at "jim"
I must be crazy because I literally do not care what random people think about me even a little bit. I barely (if at all honestly) care what my family or friends think of me outside of my mom.
>>76678590And you're the one here calling them out You're cool like Fonzie
>>76678598You're such a Chandler
>>76677515how did the producers convince everyone that Jim wasn't the villain of The Office, i cant even rewatch the show, i hate him so much and i didnt feel like that on my first watchi also started to hate the actor a lot and i refuse to watch anything related to him, i hate when they astroturf normies fan favorite
>>76678624Back then not every man was Dwight and light bullying was okay when someone was an autistic faggot. Jim was annoyed by Dwight so annoyed him back. He saw a woman he wanted to marry and stole her. He is the Ubermensch and weak-hearted men like yourself lash out upon seeing him.
>>76678642You are thinking too deep over a show made for normies. Also I am nothing like Dwight, I am a mix of Meredith and Creed for how little I care about my job. I think Jim has few redeeming qualities but the show works really hard to make him better than he seems.
>>76677508Every poster itt admitting to having seen one single solitary episode of this normieslop should be range banned permanently
>>76677508This makes no sense, I'm not a poor so I would just leave my gym bag in the car. I also wouldn't mention coworkers what I do in my free time.
>>76678678The Office is a good show.
Wash yo ass white boy
>>76678700If only 4chan would range ban India. We would all be better off
>>76678678The office is funny, you're just being a contrarian because you think it sets you apart
No but check this out *shoulders Jim out of the way*. Hey Pam check out these guns *flex* bet your boyfriend doesn't have ROCK HARD muscles like this. Go on, you can have a feel.
>>76678700Europeans didn't bathe naked, they still cleaned themselves.
>>76678642>light bullyingDude went out of his way to mess with Dwight. Moved Dwight's desk an inch each time he got up, took classes and hired an actor. Big D lived rent free in lil'j's head>>76678678t.never dated a woman
>>76677686I don't get it, where's the snarkyness here?This is just random smalltalk
>>76678624>Does absolute bare minimum to get paid>Bullies his autistic fag coworker>Fucks another mans fianceIf he wasn't a dyle he'd be pretty based
>>76677508for me it's the mystery meat mutt from season 3
>>76678766As an evolved autist, I believe the snark can be seen if you interpret the comment as being laced with malice. The indirect communication (which I often miss but which I think I can see here) is that the speaker is taunting the autist for being a gym-goer. It is crabs-in-a-bucket -esque behavior to do so, but that is what they are doing through that comment.
>>76678788>gets cucked by sound guyYou forgot that one.
>>76677508Gym bag?Do people do this?
>>76678678Stop watching anime. You're a grown white male
>>76677712Those girls are giant hoes, btw
>>76678804Weird way to see it To begin with I thought the scenario was that I would often have my gym bag at work and today I didn't have itI don't think I would ever feel taunted over something like going to the gym
>>76678797yeah she is so much hotter than Pam
>uhhh I just came from the gym, Pam, you fucking slut whore. How about I tell Ron about how you're cheating on him? And Jim, you spineless cuck, don't you have an autistic man to torment in order to make you feel better about your pathetic life selling paper? Absolutely fucking disgusting, the both of you, I wish Hitler were here so he could make things rightHow's that? I've been trying to work on my conversation skills recently
>>76678955you cant pam to be a slut whore, i blame michael and the writers for allowing her to be a vendor, she doesnt have it and it felt forced, like they wanted her to progress because becoming a mother doesnt count, IT HAS TO BE CAREER OR ELSE !
>>76678970She cheated on her hardworking/loving fiancé with some douchebag from work, therefore she is a slut
>>76678678The Michael Scott seasons were good though. Show falls off a cliff after that though because everything that isn't Michael and/or Dwight shenanigans is unfunny and cringe.
>>76678973>Ron >loving His name was Roy btw
>>76679022I don't care to remember reddit television slop for millennials
>>76679033sure budback to your chink cartoons
>>76679038Farewell
>>76679033sure bud back to your gook cartoons
>>76679051Farewell, again
>>76679053sure budback to your nip drawings
>>76679059Goodbye
>>76679047I was going to start watching Black Lagoon on Saturday, but couldn't make it past the 1st episode, absolute garbage anime, trying way too fucking hard to be beebop.
>>76679072Black Lagoon is so fucking good dude, just rough it out and try a few more episodes and you'll probably like it. It's honestly nothing like Bebop at all but the pilot is a little rough. It's one of the only anime that feels like it was made by adults for adults, instead of made by pedophiles for children and other pedophiles
>>76678797African jew
>>76678874>weird way to see itIndeed, but it is easy to notice if you view all interactions as a matter of abstract status signaling games with dozens of hidden, implied signals from each word spoken. In other words, it is the peak of normalfaggotry.>I don't think I would ever feel tauntedIndeed, but this is the mind of a normalfag who has a crab-in-a-bucket mentality. In other words, seeing someone who is bettering themselves is offensive to them.Then again, this is all under the assumption that they are actually speaking with this malice. There is a decent chance that the normalfag irl isn't this far gone and hateful. Though if they were, then it would be easy to overlook it if you blind to implied communication (ie. autistic). The solution is an uncomfortable balance of skepticism; it's very tricky and has given me an anxiety disorder.
>>76679072What anime you recommend? Im gonna try to finish black lagoon
>>76677508I always hated this show. It normalizes and romanticizes cheating, but at least Roy ended in a better place because of it
>>76677508Take one of those pens and stab him in his eye
>>76678624You are based.Hook noses are always evil villains
>>76677508>"Nah, not today. What's new with you guys, how's that [thing we talked about last time]?"I'm actually friendly with everybody in my office because I'm a middle manager, my direct reports all like me, and the 30-something bags give me big doe eyes because I work in a field where most people do not work out at all.It's a nice life. Use your physique to get promoted and then enjoy being a big deal in a small pond.
>>76679172oh boy reddit gets SO upset when you point out up that in the original script Jim was supposed to cheat on Pam with Cathy and that it would have been perfectly consistent and on brand for him, as Jim and Pam's relationship was pretty much built on both of them emotionally cheating on their partners to be with each other. it literally would have been the most natural and realistic way for the story to progress.
>>76678605>You're such a ChandlerKraemer or Dell, is the sitcom archetype to aspire to.When living in satanic world of globohomo;You want to be considered crazy by the weak sheep meekly submitting to the hell on earth
>>76679310>redditBunch of cucks, unironically.
>>76678788Nope, that's a jew faggot.You wouldn't want to go to war with him, or have him as a neighbour. You can't have 1st civilization with scumbags Benedict arnolds.Don't promote evil like satan's chosen people
>>76677744Based.Christ is king
>>76677692>but I don't care because I don't respect them and don't value their opinionsPretty much. Insults hold little value in modern society to begin with, even less when you take one look at the person and basically see a 3 year old with shit in their diaper.
>>76679038>>76679051I never understood why hook noses push anti Chinese or anti russian shit Russia and China didn't flood our countries full of orcs and foreign invaders.Everyone knows the real enemies are hook noses.
>>76678955You are based friend.Speak like that to satan's chosen people and they will leave you alone
>>76678879Yeah Pam is a 5-6 out of best and radiates divorce raped energy.They fact she has no problems cheating on guy with a guy that openly abuses people shows she would be a narcissistic mother
>>76677508The trick to this sort of situation is to passively aggressively (emphasis on aggressive) press them for long enough that the situation becomes uncomfortable. Ask them what they mean in a slightly irritated tone of voice, play dumb and ask them to clarify what they mean, accuse them of having an issue with you, etc. Make sure to attack every little thing they say. Do this for long enough and they'll really want to get out of the conversation. They only bargained for a quick jab, not a long struggle session. Don't try to epically own them, just nitpick. If they try to leave, then insit they stay and talk it out. Fair warning: This makes people not want to be around you, so don't do it to or around anyone you actually want to be friends with
>>76679310>partners
>>76679072
>>76679362Narcissists aren't capable of friendship
>>76679155Legends of the galactic heroes.
>>76679356Thanks Anon!
>>76679155The transformers movie 1986
>>76678678Currently watching it with my gf
>>76677508"Nope, I got Jim and his bag right here."
>>76677692>>76678254>>76677911>>76679350>>76678804please learn how to have lighthearted banter. it's not a big deal.
>>76679506I'll learn once they do
>>76677508>"Hey, I just jacked off and came all over the wall of the second stall in the bathroom while watching AI-generated porn of you!">"And some of you too, Pammy-girl!">walk to my seat while whistling
>>76679072ngmi, watanabe wishes he wrote kino like black lagoon
>>76679506I don't mean to be confrontational, fwiw. As the last anon replied to, what I outlined was more about understanding how different social contexts can imply completely different meanings from the same words.>lighthearted banterWe would hope so. The only reason it took such a dark turn in this thread was the discussion of snarkiness and the high negative potential of any given comment depending on the intentions of the speaker.>it's not a big dealThough I know you meant "bro just vibe" with this statement, it can be fun to think about possibilities. It is very important to understand how different situations influence the meanings of words, especially for the autistic who are socially blind (to varying degrees), so that proper communication can occur.
