so people say that muscle requires more calories to maintain compared to fat, but at 5'11 205 12% bf my tdee is still like 2300 compared to when I was 5'11 205 16% bf years agosurely gaining 25 lb of muscle has some type of effect on maintenance calories? How do I find that out? I know 2300 is bullshit for me because I'm still not really gaining weight eating at 2600~not natural so save your time posting some retarded nattycuck cope shit about my stats
>>76682548>holding your phone while you're weighingthat's a heavy phone
>>76682548isn't that if you are rotting in bed? ive found my maintenance to be around 3200 with similar enough state to yours of course im relatively active trying to stand most of the day lifting pplxpplx and running about 3-4x a week for 5km or so
>>76682548Snu snu?
>>76682548I was hoping there was going to a giant turd in the toilet
How do I find a giantess GF?
>>76682548honestly dating/fucking around with a big (not fat) chick isn't that nice. I'm currently fucking a girl who is 5'8" 170 lbs, nice slim curvy body but car sex fucking sucks and she can't get on top of me in the back seat.
>>76683224Car sex has always been a fucking meme. A bit less of a meme than pool sex.
>>76682571Based.
>>76682548TDEE calculators are estimates, it should take bf% into account but maybe the one you used doesn't.Since you know that you're not gaining at 2600 you just up your calories slowly until you gain the amount of weight you want to gain.I would just add 300 calories to the maintenance calories that you already know, do that for 2-3 weeks so that water weight can stabilize and see what my weekly average weight gain is, if it's too much you lower calories, if it's too little you up them and wait another two weeks to stabilize.
>>76682548We aren't computers so the only way to calculate tdee is by tracking calories consumed and the effect on your weight.
The calculator you’re using is shitty and doesn’t factor in body composition properly
>>76683359Unfortunately both true. Used to try it out in the car countless of times with my ex and it was not only crappy because of the little space we had. Always had to be careful enough to use towels because only lunatics spray their cars after sex.Pools are a whole different thing because the water really ruins all the fun, nevermind pool water actually being dangerous to women
>>76683224I'm 5'9" and hooked up with a 6'1" chick a few times and it was pretty fuckin sick dude. The long thick legs got me rock hard
>>76684043Long legs are fucking based, the one thing that ruins shorter women for me is their stumpy ass builds with shorter legs.
>>76682571she should have taken a diarrhea dump on the scale as the camera is pointing down at it, just splashing everywhere
>>76683359Car sex is better than no sex
>>76684093>no sexY-yeah haha that sucks
>>76684043Are you me? Still miss her sometimes should've used her for babies
>>76682548my friend actually matched with this girl on tinder but said she's wasting her potential to birth enormous warrior sons and just uses it to bait her onlyfans
>>76682548Just eat more, retard. Yes, TDEE is notoriously hard to pin down exactly. If you're not gaining weight on what you THINK your TDEE is, just eat MORE.
>>76682548>weighing yourself in a moving elevatormassfrauding
>>76682548How tall is she?
>>76682571>>76683365>>76684087Grow up.
>>76684043>>76684051I would love to get with a tall girl.
>>76684454>her onlyfansOff to search for her leaks.
>>76686011marietemarafind out for yourself.
>>76684051I like short/same height bitches but I need to find a giantess gf. I'm 5'7 5'8 I MUST redeem my bloodline.
>>76682548Would it hurt more than normal if she stepped on my balls? Asking for a friend.
>>76686087Thanks6'2"
>>76686594She's actually 6'1 per her athlete profile:https://morrisvillemustangs.com/sports/womens-cross-country/roster/marie-temara/2702
>>76682548>marietemaraThere is 100% no way she is 200+lbs, she isn't particularly muscular or fat, she's likely 170-180
>>76686635Watch it again, she tucked her gut into her underwear. She's also leaning forward to hide her chin and she has hair covering her arm with the being folded holding her phone.She's just fat.
>>76684043You are me, except I've been with the 6'1 girl for 6 years.
>>76682548DEATH BY SNU SNU
She's good looking but she's more like 5'11 - 6 ft she did the 6'4 or whatever she claims for likes.
>>76683224>Fucking in a carHow's high school going? You actually going to graduate or what
>>76687348That closet door behind her is 81-82" to the top trimShe very well could be 6'4
>>76682557Her hand covers less of the phone than my tiny 5'10 hand does. She's supposed to be huge and her proportions look normal, do women need to be 8 feet tall to have hands bigger than a small man wtf?
Sauce
>>76682548I bet she could clog that toilet with ease.
>>76682577unironically move out of the cities to a more rural place
>>76688187insanely hot, bad advice thoughwomen are way more inclined to move towards big cities when single in their 20s
>>76688187She would be perfect with lower bodyfat and no tattoos
>>76686013Make me, faggot
>>76686674>She's just fat.She's not fat, she's at worse just not in shape. >>76688187This woman is around her height, I know she claims 6'7 but she's clearly not since she's wearing 6 inch heels and still not at the height of the door frame which is 6'8-6'9 in the US even less in other countries and she looks obese while the marie lady does not.
>>76683224oh boo hoo im drowning in success
