This scar is cool, but the story is lame (arm wrestling). What is a cooler story I can tell people
>>76685905but arm wrestling is a cool story
>>76685909It is? Oh...Aren't I kinda like the guy's bitch until I beat him though? I knew I'd lose against the guy I was arm wrestling to. I wanted to see how long I could hold him.
u were just born like this
>>76685905u are the son of jewish king zelensky and you knocked out whole zigger army in 2 weeks with ur arm
>>76685905My scar is cooler. Story wise it was stupid too. I punched throw a window as a kid because i had to sleep but waited all night for tom and jerry but instead saw it was the jerry springer show.
>>76685905Do you shave your pits?
>>76685905You fought off a pack of blacks
>>76685920Here's your revision: After that arm got fucked you wrestled with the guy with your other arm before the paramedics arrived and won.
I have one like that on the inside of my forearm from self harm. I make up random stories like I reached over a running table saw or got into a tussle with a small bear. Just have fun with it.
>>76685905>I was doing reverse zerhers and uh...>oh that, it's an exercise I created, I'm something of a scientist myself...a SPORTS SCIENTIST!
>>76685905LMAO. Sidepressurecels breaking their arms trying to win.
>>76685905You got it from running into a burning building to save a dog and a baby. A random piece of the ceiling cut your arm bad as you rushed in.
>>76685905Car accident. You werent actually hurt in it but your girlfriend at the time got trapped and you slashed your arm on some metal getting her out
>>76685905You got gonorrhea riding a tractor in your bathing suit.
>>76685905Tell them you were wrestling in the locker room and got it snagged on when of the lockers right as your opponent was ripping off your underwear
>>76685905tell the truth you pretentious faggot
>>76685932kek's
You had the skin cut off for your ftm surgery
>>76685905You fisted a midget's ass and she bit down.
weed-wacker accident
Bro who cares. My arm is full of self harm scars and I do well with females. If the date goes good then I just tell them afterwards if I wear long sleeves. If I dont wear long sleeves then ill tell them in the app. Or if they know me in person then they'll see them anyways...idc
>>76686739dang man those look gruesome, hope youre doing better nowadays
>>76686739Red pill psychology has me fucked up. What if the huzz know I lost to another man. Wow I am neurotic
>>76685905Shi look like a big stretch mark lol
>>76686743That was back when I was 18 ... was dealing with schizophrenia and massive depression. Now im 30 and about to graduate asca computer engineer. Life does get better. Thank you for your concern fellow 4chaner
>>76686781Im a 30 year old boomer so im not sure what buzz means... is that hoes?
>>76685920but what like actually happened to your arm? i need more deets. full story naoalso women dont care that many levels deep. they just think its baller you had that much determination (or stupidity, depending on the woman)
>>76685920and chunk had his fucking jaw broken in a fight (arguably lost) and still ended up the biggest bear this season. is he a söy cuck, anon?
>>76686791Hoes grandpa hoes! They're a nightmare now!
>>76686797>Be me>Have friend who is super into lifting>Look up to him, challenge him to arm wrestling for shits and giggles every year>Start taking lifting seriously>Meet him again at birthday party my other friend threw for me>Wrestling time!>Huh, this time I can actually hold him>Think about how I recently read somewhere that leaning was the secret to winning (I don't think this is true now)>Let's Lean baby!>Close my eyes and pull>Hear what sounds like a gunshot>Oh hey that's my arm, I can't move it huh>On the bright side, my friends all tell me I took it like a champ>Tell jokes about hitting going lefties on the drive to the ER>Parents drive over and tell me I'm the biggest retard ever>Try to explain having that dog in you to my mom>That'll be 4k for that scar thank you>This is the sixth bone I've broken, I start to wonder if I just stopped caring
>>76686804See though, that bear is cool, cause he won. I NEED TO WIN if I want to become that bear...I will win...
>>76687044Have you taken the splint off your broken arm?
>>76687128Like the metal to keep the bones together? Nah. I got the surgery done in march.
>>76685905Say you play terran
>>76686804God I wish I was born a bear. They're so cool.
>>76685905Jacking off world record
>>76687371holy fucking starcraft. i've been lifting too much and stopped playing sc d/t sore arms from working out arms to the max twice a week. may be i shud start laddering again. i pwnt bisu and best a couple times (lost shitload more). hopefully can achieve high S again.
>>76687666At the very least, you could go and beat Artosis with protoss, Satan.
>>76685932Lol
>>76687044Fuark miring your joocy tricep in the scan though
>>76685905Just say you got into a fight and the guy slashed your or you fell on a sharp edge while wrangling him. It's not that hard retard.
>>76687044incrediblethank you
>>76687396its not too late anon...
