ITT: Goal Bodies
>>76686227i fucked him
i know a guy who fucked him
>>76686227fag
I know a guy who knows a guy who fucked him
>>76686227Roid tranny subhuman
id fuck him
I fucked a guy who fucked a guy who fucked a guy who fucked a guy who fucked him
>>76686227Would. Or would be woulded. Not sure which yet
>>76686227this 5ft tall golem unironically was on tren for this body and switched to estrogen after losing his hair LOOK IT UP HE POSTED HERE AND /FA/ ALL THE TIME
I posted in a thread with a guy who fucked him
goal body right here
I rooted a girl, who rooted a guy, who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy, who rooted a girl, who rooted the guy in OP
>>76686231lol you're gay
>>76686480it's not gay if he's lean and shaves his body hair
>>76686360Whats up with all the acne?
yeah its always the weirdos who go straight to anal instead of maybe foreplay with some feathers and a blindfold after being spun around in a spinny chair to dizziness
>>76686557not uncommon in gearheadswhy do you think they tan so dark for competition?
this isnt my goal body but still wow how tf is this possiblehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/ufJ6yPUeR_w
>>76686227>>76686231>>76686246If you have a body like this and a modestly artistic sense, you should create an OF. I'm sure there are a bunch of retarded fags who would pay for it.
>>76686227There's gotta be a sense of feminity here because looking at this, I'm rock hard, but any regular bloke does nothing for me, even though this dude is still chiselled
>>76687101fr_calil
>>76686227Can someone tell me what it is with gay people and the purple lighting and the masks?
>>76687237They want to appear androgynous and the eyes are usually easier to make it look pretty than the lower face. People were usually more beautiful during covid with the mask hiding this part. Guess purple helps too
>>76687101I'm straight but I've been told I have a great ass by gay men. Would it be profitable to make an gay onlyfans?
>>76687249>People were usually more beautiful during covid with the mask hiding this partIdk I see good looking people now, people lost weight
>>76686557Acne is a side product of out-of-whack hormones. Which is why you get it during puberty and why gymbros get it when they blast obscene amounts of gear>>76686697Tan doesn't really cover up acne. They tan because it increases contrast under stage lights - pale skin would look "flat" and they'd lose a lot of the visible definition
>>76687251Yes, go for it. I've considered it myself, though I think I lack in muscular definition and my skin tone is too pale. I don't particularly like gay men, so the idea of getting them to pay to see me tease naked pictures is pretty fucking hilarious.
>>76687359Average white boy lol
>>76687359>my skin tone is too palePeople love pale skin
>>76686360I'll never understand why this guy is "famous." He looks like shit and he looks like he smells like shit.
>>76686360The embodiment of health and fitness
>>76686557probably dehydration, choccy milk on top of boxes of cereal a day isn't enough, you need some water
>>76687420On men, not necessarily. I don't think I'm ready to make the commitment to go full hairless twink mode for OF.
>>76686227
>>76688123peak male but needs to troon out before he ends up like>>76688129
>>76688123Sigh... is this available?>>76688129Peak natty achievable body
>>76688129Why does this fag get posted constantly? None of his features are actually that special, save maybe his lower armsyw8n2
This is peak natty, none of you can deny this
>>76688397
>>76688129Chad
>>76687432Because he is a friendly and pretty reasonable guy who makes chill vlogs
Why did they put an ugly guy next to me in the picture?766862317668624676686267I'm the dude on the left and no one fucked me7668628176686298Never happened76687237Not gay and the warm light makes you look beautiful, the mask hides your face76687101Unironically yes but it takes a lot of time. I'm thinking about doing it again
>>76688983why are you denying our passionate gay love affair? why are you pretending i didn't clap your buttcheeks and nut inside you?
>>76688139that ftm you dumbfuck
>>76689044Ywnbaw.
>>76688123why would a guy get a womb tattoo
>>76688983Knew you were jewish
>>76689189you know why
>>76686298Last time I heard he just did AMRAP bodyweight exercises, which sounds realistic because I kinda looked like that as a teen when I didn't know any better and just did AMRAP bodyweight exercises.
>>76686227>>76688123God I hope scientists can make artificial wombs soon.
>>76689182I'm a woman though. Idk what's the seething about. Don't be so bitter my dude.
>>76690500post body
>>76686227>>76686706>>76688123Great my penis is confused again.Also swimmer body. Michael Phelps
>>76692432Tf you mean, its not gay to want to eggs them. Liking >>76688129 is gay as fuck.
>>76690539You wish
>>76688983why do you do this? are you scared of giving out (You)'s??? its free
>>76688399THIS is peak natty you fag
>>76688123when I look at this picture, my tongue starts making licking motions on its own.
>>76692733>no limbs>no nose>no peniswtf i'm hopping on steroids ASAP
>>76692744>just imagine... what we used to be... how different things could be...
>>76692733>>76692773>>76692744having this physique while having no limbs is fucking crazy though
>>76692773wtf are those bulging muscles to the sides at belly button height?
>>76692084>listening to a woman on what they wantISHYGDDT
>>76693016never seen obliques before?
>>76693016>>76693023Obliques, but the guy also has slightly feminine hips.It's making them look a bit more pronounced.
>>76693047>Obliques, but the guy also has slightly feminine hips.The Greeks seemed to have really liked that look back then, it's common in a lot of their old statues.
>>76693047it's the exact opposite, they look so pronounced because he has such narrow hips. that and just being extremely developed because modernoids can't compete with bronzechads
>>76693054You think? At my best - years ago, now - I looked like that and I have been told I have feminine hips.>>76693053I think it's just an accurate representation of what the people look like. Go to a beach in Greece or Southern Italy and you'll see bodies shaped like that. Albeit, much more skinny fat these days because europoors eat too much nutella.
>>76692773what was their ab routine like
>>766930665 sets of rough sex with men
>>76693063the actual hip bone is decidedly narrower than his core muscles + his stance is popping out one leg, making his hips look a little wider than the bones actually are
>>76693080Huh... you know what it is? On me, at least, the fat has a habit of depositing there. It's fat distribution, fat pads.So even though I have a BMI of 20, I look like I have huge hips.It's a trick of the eye.I'm a NYC-Eyetalian. I'm willing to bet this applies to the model as well.It looks good when you're fit. It looks like shit the minute you eat a little too much.
>>76693096NiceI wish sumos looked more like this instead of being lard balls
>>76692718Giving too many (You)s marks your post as spam. You can thank gookmoot or whoever is in charge nowadays
>>76693427Great body but what the hell is that haircut. What's your routine
>>76693463That was 5 years ago. I don't look as good anymore. I will in few months though. Was doing light bodyweight
>>76692773A physique like that is easy if you continually skip arms and legs
>>76693532Am skinny as fuck yet love this kind of body so am curious if you got any tips
>>76693567Sure, play any nature sports for years and you'll get a physique close to mine
>>76686298ok, so what?
>>76686908>unironically watching shortsyou are too far gone my dude
>>76693532Are you gay? You look it.Shave that nasty shit off your chin.
>>76688129>tfw my body gets postedIn case anyone is actually serious about me being their goal body, for reference: 6’0”, 215 lbs, 35 yo.Here is a pic with more normal lighting.
>>76695925>Here is a pic with more normal lighting.And non-gay undergarments.
>>76686706Based and goals
>>76695925>all those molesAre you frequently getting them checked?
>>76692084>Photo on the left is stock/staged, girl is pretty enough for a model>Photo on the right is candid from real life, girl is still hotter.Judging by the article contents, being fit is a great way to discourage emotionally unstable, low effort and poorly disciplined women.
>>76688129>>76695925Can I see your penis?
>>76696185seconding penis butthole too
Male optimal body: >>76688399Female optimal body.
>>76696202are you a gay nigga?
>>76695949Still pretty gay I think (Jed North)>>76696123Yeah, it’s purely genetic but I get screened frequently just in case. I really don’t get a lot of sun at all, and wear sunscreen as much as I can.>>76696185>>76696202By allah you people are dogs>>76696539By allah you dogs are people
>>76686557He is thirteen years old
>>76697014What’s your leg routine?
>>76695925Do you actually lift in a jockstrap?
>>76696312Yep. This triggers my autogynephilia.Routines for a male who wanna look like this?
>>76697014>By allah you people are dogs
My goal is to twunk max as long as I can. Once that ship sails I'm gonna switch to Don Frye mode
>>76686557There's really no excuse for roid acne in this day and age. He just needs to take some EQ or mast
>>76697787Godspeed
>>76696544projection. it is you who is gay.
>>76697787Me too. If we ever meet, we'll recognize each other by our mustaches.
>>76697419Basically I hit every body part twice a week, once going for weight, once going for volume. So over each week I try to do a squat movement, a hinge movement, and a thrust movement—each at high rep and high volume.>>76697425For a long time I never did, because even though they are a real athletic thing, I don’t actually find them comfortable. But now I wear them on leg days, because I go pretty deep on squats and I destroyed like…dozens of underwear and liners due to crotch / ass tears. Eventually I got sick of it.>>76697646No bby this is a blue (and straight) board.Anyway picrel is my actual, impossible goal.
>>76698309>No bby this is a blue (and straight) board.Nothing gay about admiring the male form, 'non. Based on that pic, I'm willing to bet you're open to it. >:)If it matters, I think you look fantastic.
>>76693102There are some guys with great physiques right now.
>>76686227This guy was 5'2 and claimed to have accomplished this was calisthenics exclusively.
>>76698846Yeah, I'm seeing more and more of these
>>76696312Who's the girl?Need to copy her routine
>>76698846>>76698907Social media has mindbroke everyone.Builtfat sumos? What's next? What will the world come up with next?Straight powerlifters? Ugly marathoners? Over my dead body!
