How would a World's Weakest Man competition be like?
It's pronounced esports
>>76693362Keto "influencers"
Points awarded for>Least amount of chin ups>Pain during or after dips>Encyclopedic knowledge of lifting
Probably a bunch of jeets
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>>76693362Ask them about their political beliefs
>>76693490>falling for either side of the polarization psyoplow iq. love your fellow men and don't let (((them))) pit you against each other
>>76693362They do them already they are called "debates"
>>76693362Least amount of work to cause a verifiable injury.
>>76693446>Pain during or after dipsYou son of a bitch
>>76693362The real weakest man wouldn't be there
I’d be interested in a strongest-looking-yet-weak competition
>>76695047its called bodybuilding
>>76693362> grocery bags carry> shoe tie (aka bw deadlift)> loading books on the shelf> Steps of Death (go up the stairs to second floor)> Herculean Task (hold two baby sausage dogs on leashes as they pull to the sides)
>>76693503There's a demonstrated correlation between physical weakness and being in favor of redistribution of wealth. The reason why should be obvious.
>>76693379fpbp
