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How do you respond without appearing visibly upset?
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>>76700233
wonder what her feembraps smell like
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>>76700233
She was ripping loud and smelly farts.
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>>76700240
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
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>>76700233
I'd probably marry any woman who assaults me that intensely.
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>>76700243
even if her asshole stinks?
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>>76700233
>Inb4 he wasn't even looking at her
He was staring directly at her asshole with his nose.
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>>76700233
The correct answer is complain to management.

The more entertaining answer is sex.
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bros...it's so fucking over..
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>>76700253
Are you chasing fat girls who would bebinsecure with a ripped guy?
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>>76700253
damn, I want her, gym incel BTFO
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>>76700253
they are both fuck ugly, who cares
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>>76700233
I think it's funny, so she most likely didn't think of it herself.
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>>76700253
He should have asked without showing his face, only then proceeding to show his mug. I'm assuming that's some omegle type shit.
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>>76700246
Especially if her asshole stinks
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>>76700303
I like this chart.
>make all your noob gains on something easy like a brosplit
>intermediate lifter has to try something that actually works, like PPL
>once you're at goal you can slack back off to brosplit
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>>76700269
So much demonic filters on that ching chongs face
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before i played the webm i thought he was asking her about her haircut and ugly dike face
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>>76700337
Natural law doesn't lie. Perfection.
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reverse psychology doesn't work on me. white women can't compete with asian women.
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>>76700253
she gasped a little on reflex and then her salty cunt defence interrupted.
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lmao
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>>76700392
>sincerely dongle
Always gets me kek
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>>76700314
what face?
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>>76700253
>I think you're ugly but I'm going to say it's the abs
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>>76700233
I mean if this wasn't a gay tiktok, you imitate a grand mal seizure after lightly bonking your head, then when the ambulance arrives, spontaneously regain conciousness and clutch your lower back and head while groaning like a retarded moose in severe pain, immediately press charges against the gym and femoid and act mentally dulled till your lawsuit completes. After that buy a bunch of gold and hide it offshore so when they notice how suddenly normal you are again, they can't effectively counter-sue for their money.
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>>76700331
I don't know why but this made me lose.
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>>76700253
women are easier to understand then cats or dogs. Questioning them what they think is low iq.
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>>76700325
Didn't Scooby get aids from being a faggot?
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>>76700378
she is perfect.
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>>76700599
still natty though
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>>76700598
what did you understand about this woman from the webm?
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>>76700282
I wish I could lick Zendaya's face while groping her erotic little perfect ass.
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>>76700371
got the ick after she noticed his pleading body language
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>>76700253
>literally smirks when she sees his body
>ummm, abs?
>noo
lmao, this is like the most obvious woman saying one thing and meaning another.
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>>76700253
He would slay if he didn’t have a fucked up lower-third, nose, and chimp ears
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>>76700408
Damn he's pulling the entire wall over
Strong as FUCK
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>>76700265
I hate Nippard so fucking much, bros. Mike may be the King Lolcow but Nippard and the bootlicker Milo Wolf take the cake for being insufferable personalities.
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>>76700325
actually lol'd
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>>76700731
>Recent studies done on 10 people suggest that sucking dicks increases testosterone
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>>76700315
I only allow myself to browse /fit during workout - in between sets, keeps me motivated
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>>76700518
when will they learn?
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>>76700408
why'd you make magnus so hench
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>>76700627
Holy cow I've never seen this. I hope it's real.
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>>76700269
Lol lifting 0 weight
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>>76700877
lots of girls at the gym use the machines empty
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>>76700253
She's correct in spirit. Women do prefer a good body but you can't pair it with a weird and off-putting gymcel personality. Everything he did in that clip (popping open his shirt to show off, wearing that that cheesy tight shirt in the first place, getting defensive when she correctly pegged him as a gym autist etc) indicates a lack of social competence. You can tell immediately this is a corny guy. Furthermore, his whole setup (the bare, dorm room background, the wired headphones, the trashy $10 chain etc) suggests that he's broke on top of being lame. Face aside, this is not an appealing man at all. It's not complicated, just lift weights and get fit while being nonchalant about it.
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>>76700731
Same. I despise those faggots who claim everything they do is "science-based" and "optimal". As someone who actually works in STEM and is actually able to understand and properly decipher those scientific articles/papers they link, I can tell you it's all bullshit - either because the study itself is laughable flawed due to poor methodology or because the morons only present one article as "proof" for whatever they're shilling. Just stick to the time tested classical exercises and the exercises that make working out fun for you. The most optimal routine is the one that you enjoy and will do consistently.
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>>76700883
Gynocentric mindbroken pov, to be honest.
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>>76700253
brutal, face > everything
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>>76700894
What could be more gynocentric than opening up your shirt and basically begging a woman to find you attractive? The androcentric move is to just be fit and normal.
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>>76700253
There it is. What I always tell retards that say
>GIRLS LE PREFER DAD BOD!!
It's fucking cope.
>I WANT SOMEONE WHO LOOKS JUST AS BAD AS ME!!
It's an ego thing with bitches. She loves the abs but her insecure chopped as shit self can't admit that.
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>>76700253
Why should I care about what female Napoleon Dynamite likes?
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>>76700879
>sumo
zero. zero.
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>>76700253
She is projecting her mindset on him.
She has some other obsession and it is her whole personality so she thing that going to the gym is the same.
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>>76700233
I want a gf like this
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>>76700957
That was a good thread.
https://desuarchive.org/fit/thread/76649951/
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>>76700253
Was wearing a polo shirt and the girl I chatted up at a bar said I look like I just came from my shift at 24h fitness :(
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>>76700286
that's the legendary /fitlit/?
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>>76700308
just stay in bro split dude.
what they don't tell you with PPL and other gay shit is the amount of down time you're spending doing your micromanaging == less gains than just doing brosplt and carefully increasing macros until goal weight.
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>>76701158
he's a small guy
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>>76700579
kekked.
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>>76700879
Is she trying to transition into regular influencer status or something?
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>>76700894
If he would grow out his hair he'd be fine.
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>>76701236
You say that, but I've been doing PPL 3 days a week for 6 months and am having the best gains of my life. Low end of intermediate, if I do say so myself.

I guess I actually do ULU, if I'm being honest, with the first U emphasizing more push and the second U emphasizing more pull.

Regardless, brosplit seems like too much focus on little things.
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The ideal male body.
[spoiler] fuck I’m old what am I doing [/spoiler]
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>>76700253
Why does it matter what some 4/10 skank finds attractive?
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>>76701143
i'd like a gf like this too but attractive
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>>76700253
She's pretty honest and didn't say the abs were a turn off, but the guy an ugly, autistic gymcel and she was being polite by saying she wouldn't be interested in a guy that's overly into the gym.
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>>76700894
He's correctly theorising on the mindset of the woman in the clip so obviously he it will sound gynocentric. Is it preferable just to deny reality and come up with s cope like an the other responses instead?
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>>76700386
This is legitimately impressive
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>>76700286
this cunt is fucking RIPPED honestly
clearly natty too
he SHOULD be on juice to age his face to fit his body more.
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>>76701320
>she was being polite
she was attempting to bluff superiority by pretending his status indicators were mal-aligned
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>>76700296
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YrpmZFixp0
>the UPSguy delivering my set of 45-pound plates
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>>76700253
why is he talking to her? women want a dominant man, not one stupid enough to defer to her
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>>76700253
>>76700371
>>76700667
This was forced on by him, she didn't like it.
If he wasn't try to show off, it would be a different reaction.
If he was asked to take his shirt off or it caught fire and had to take it off, the reaction would be positive.
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>>76700253
She's cute and want to play vidyas. Would.
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>2010 era hair quaff
>eyebrows done up like a flaming metrosexual
>nintendie glasses
>shirt two sizes too small
>probably trying to speak in zoomzoom accent

Once an incel always an incel. Any girl worth a damn can spot this desperate shit lightyears away
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>>76701359
m8, there were like a hundred much crueller things she could have said to put him down. Saying she doesn't like the fun so wouldn't want to go out with a guy that goes to the gym a lot of incredibly mild.
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>>76701433
>nintendie glasses

Legitimately do not understand people that don't wear wireframes. Motherfuckers out here willingly choosing birth control glasses
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>>76701417
Awful meme but this is unironically a good position. Fat people are generally very, very stupid due to the cognitive effects of sleep apnea which a lot of them suffer from.
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>>76700233
Can anyone post the video of that roastie with hanging skin puting shapewear on and making his ass look decent?
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>>76701314
girl in op ain't bad at all
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>>76701473
>making his ass
faggot
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>>76701265
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>>76701477
>faggot
her, lmao. English is not my first language
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>>76700253
>and their personality is the fucking gym
What's her personality?
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>>76701434
Were cruel it, wouldn't be taken to heart. Making it mild cloaks it with the appearance of truth. She is mid and insecure and is interacting with someone from a different cultural sphere.
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>>76700253
He has a great body but his face is so round and fat looking, he isn't particularly ugly but his face looks so weird in contrast to his body.
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>>76700253
Reminder to never do anything for women.
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This chapter unironically made me want to be a sprinter as a kid, idk what a sprinter was but i wanted to run fast so I told my parents i wanted to go to the gym and they said no, i wanted to go outside to run and they didn't let me, i started running at home and my mom beat me for being too noisy.
I could have been an olympian bros.
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>>76700407
This entire scene is the perfect cartoon analogy to what is like to live in a jew dominated world.
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>>76701251
For me.....wait.
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>>76700269
Imagine being in China on acid and seeing this. Fucking whoah.
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>>76701356
Hes in INSANE shape. So if we were judging him, would we dock points for his left (as we're looking at it) shoulder being bigger than the right shoulder? Is that how that works in competition?
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>>76700255
Fat girls love my body desu
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>>76700233
Repeal the 19th
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>>76701612
you repeal enough women for all of us
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>>76700233
I didnt see the guy staring. What am I missing? Other than its fake, but its a bad fake.
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>>76701654
>What am I missing?
the joke that isn't funny
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>>76700883
>the wired headphones
Insanely good bait.
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>>76700233
>How do you respond
pepper spray and punch to the stomach
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>>76701696
Looks like a lovely family. Hope you will consider removing your hateful and toxic genes from the genepool on seeing people like this.
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>>76700253
>he works out not to better himself, but to try and impress the most average looking woman imaginable
ngmi until you fix your heart, bro. You owe it to yourself to be the best version of you in the one instance in which you will exist
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test
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>>76701566
im so glad that bitch got kicked out of that gym. man there should be influencer gym so these fuckers can leave the rest of us alone
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It's because his face isn't really attractive, not ugly either just barely below average. She likes the abs but wouldn't fuck him because his face isn't attractive, saying that would make her sound like a vapid whore though so she lies as women are known to do.
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>>76701467
I unironically quitted my last gym because of womens behaviour. Im homegymmed since the last year and im having way more fun and making way more progress.
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>>76700253
It's cause his face sucks. I wouldn't call him ugly, but he is not attractive.
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>>76700286
HAHAHA man this pic is legit funny af
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>>76701013
Something about these images are funny to me. Like it's mot super funny, but tickles me just enough. Reminds me of the memes I would save during high school
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>>76701467
Lmfaoooo I love this shit. But ya, I go at 4am. I'm trying to get myself to go at 2am tho during odd days since I work grave. That said if I wasn't such an autist I could probably find a woman by going at like 8-10pm since I look good, but my autism is crazy strong
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>>76701177
>you could do w/ some 24hr fitthis nowatiamsain
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>>76702368
it reminds us of a time when memes were weird things people drew on 4chan. i remember trying to show people memes in ~2009, they all thought it was super weird, now everyone's addicted to tiktok
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>>76700265
>Be a fucking retard
or
>Be fucking insufferable
Kek
>>76700337
Unadulterated truth on powershitters.
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>>76701467
>drive back to university from parents place 4 hrs away
>get back at around 1amish
>kinda want to workout
>go to the gym at around 2am
>it's a golds gym corporate
>no one at the front desk
>maybe 10ish people
>the music is at a normal volume instead of full blast
>space galore
Honestly it was kinda fun. Swimming in the pool by yourself kinda felt creepy though that late
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>>76702415
Wait can polar bears actually eat fruit I thought they were obligate carnivores
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>>76700286
This is the funniest thing I've seen
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>>76700253
It's his face and her attempt at rationalizing is just cope.
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>>76702515
they can eat everything a grizzly can they're so closely related that they can produce fertile offspring it's just there's no fruit up there
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>>76702515
Animals eat pretty much anything, the whole "obligate x" thing is misleading. It means "they depend on x for certain macros they'd die without" not "they'd die if they ate anything that ISN'T x."
Yeah it'd die if it didn't eat any meat, but eating meat then having some apples because they taste nice is fine.
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>>76700879
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Huh
I would've figured whatever systems they'd need to process the sugars of fruit would've atrophied or some shit and they'd get bear diabetes. I hope they at least have the tastebuds to appreciate it all
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>>76700253
Kek what a retard he even called her a female he might as well have said foid.
Also, never, ever listen to what women say with their mouths, the only thing that matters is their eye and body language.
Her eyes raped him for a single nanosecond before tumblr bitch mode regained control but his tryhard incel attitude fucked him from the start.
If he'd been chilling in a casual tee or some shit, eating a pizza and "accidentally" flashed his abs by wiping his mouth with his shirt and pretended like he forgot he even had abs because all he does is a few pushups and plays some catch with his nephews he'd have actually got her attention, but no, he has a shit incel haircut that makes his sticky-out ears even more prominent, awful glasses, a woman's shirt, and makes it obvious that he had to work very hard to get that physique.
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>>76702552
>bear diabetes
Kek

Probably get the shits tbdesu, but so do I after too much fruit.
Fuck I love fruit so much bros I wish it was high in protein so I could just eat pineapples and watermelon and pears and guavas and shit, meat and cooking is a pain in the arse.
Gorillas are the correct great ape, just chill bros minding their own business in their own patch of jungle with their harems of bitches not having to piss around hunting and killing anything, just sitting around getting jacked eating leafy greens and fruit
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>>76700233
She gets a notice to appear for court in the mail a week or so later, because I am suing her for assault.
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>>76701494
>She is mid and insecure and is interacting with someone from a different cultural sphere.
He's also ugly and insecure though, he's lower status than her in fact.
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>>76702522
it's over
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>>76702767
jesus christ, was too busy staring at his gut before I realised he's lifting a pathetic amount of weight. I still look DYEL and I started with a 120kg RDL.
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>>76702828
Its a real girl on the third picture. I am serious, I was shocked too.
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>>76701420
thx apu
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>>76700635
Zenyatta is a jewish mind trick played on zoomers to convince them ugly, flat chest, no ass brown girls with a shitty attitude are enjoyable
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>>76700282
I need to see an edit of this with the "I Love Willies" song dubbed on
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>>76702886
she cute sticc
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>>76702565
>working hard to get a good physique is le bad
are women genuinely retarded
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>>76701696
Fuck man, I see shit like this and think we should've kept the eugenics programs.
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>>76702475
Wish my gym had a pool where I could swim alone. But the only pool in town is at the rec center and it's always filled with nonwhites.
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>>76702540
Yes, even gorillas (which vegetarian retards always bring up for some reason) are opportunistic meat eaters.
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>>76702868
Sure it was.
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>>76702919
Damn, just the way I like em borderline anorexic.
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>>76702968
They're getting stronger
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>>76700422
Lmfao.
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>>76701566
If you pay like 5-10x what normal members pay to film, this behavior might be acceptable
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>>76702946
Are you new here?
Women see men making any effort and it gives them the ick. To a woman, whose life is nothing but choice and abundance, seeing men striving is an ick to them.

Men see the value in determination and discipline because that's what life as a man is.
Women only see value in being given gifts for free, they want our muscles to be effortless and just there.
Read some women's fiction anon, it's all 7ft tall gigachad bodybuilders who own billion dollar companies that made its fortune giving money to the poor who never, ever work out because they are just THAT naturally manly.
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>>76701502
Stressed Kwamashu,
Given your complete lack of understanding of the situation, I would suggest you kill yourself.
You would not be a lawyer without him. Had he known you were going to be a retard once you had your degree, he never would have paid for it.
With all due respect,
Pat Bateman
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>>76700879
She looks like about my perfect weight for facecrushers
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>>76700265
Both guys are bigger (horizontally, not vertically) and stronger than me
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>>76701463
I'd like this to be true but it isn't, I posted my body a couple of times and it still didn't mean shit to the schizos posting here, they kept saying it wasn't me, it was AI, and one time a guy accepted it was me but called me insecure for wanting to start an argument just to show my body "how insecure are you? lmao" and that type of shit, "why are you posting your body here?" as if he didn't ask me to.
showing your body never solves anything because retards get upset because what they want is to "bring you down" to their self steem level in order to feel a little better about themselves even though they can't.
so I stopped posting body.
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>>76702999
That behaviour isn't acceptable no matter what.
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>>76702549
>zoom
>enhance
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>>76702919
Sticc Zendaya with a tail-plug wasn't something I thought I needed...
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>>76703287
i'm more of a Pocahontas Zendaya fan
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>>76701177
the only acceptable polos are the skinhead ones (with a buzzcut), long sleeve ones, or just covered with a sweater
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>>76703110
Lol did someone shop his balls falling out of his shorts or is that real?
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>>76700422
That's Squatman, and his sidekick Raven.
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>>76703289
Hey, that's good too, so long as she'll still wear the tail-plug.
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>>76702824
they're pretty matched imo
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>>76700269
I need to put my head under her shirt immediately following a rigorous workout until the scent is fully absorbed by the cells in my lungs bros…
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>>76700303
I'm simply too lazy to do anything except ppl. i have just settled on it because i go to the gym and all i need to know is what i did yesterday
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>>76702545
she is wearing shapewear.
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>>76700253
The final redpill is realising they want this guy as long as this guy is not opening his fucking shirt.

Be a handsome, confident and kind guy, who's clearly in shape but isn't begging for attention. They can tell your body fat instinctively from your jaw, neck and collar bone area. You do not need to take your shirt of for them to know you're ripped.

A chick can be as hot as she wants but if she looks like she definitely has an only fans you're not going to value her at all.
But if she's hot and just kind of nice, below the radar, you'll want to marry her. Same shit.
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>>76701848
>>76701850
not another cog in the machine
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>>76701570
>would we dock points for his left (as we're looking at it) shoulder being bigger than the right shoulder?
yes
but its probably just due to him being right arm dominant so its bigger without him even realising it
or its simply a posing issue caused by the dominance, you can see it on the right leg too, its tensed more but i dont think its actually "bigger" than his left leg.
so because of the right side dominance, he has more comfort and maneuverability with his right side and so is able to pose or "tense" properly
his left side muscles are the same size but he just doesnt "know" how to tense or pose with them to the same degree.

you can also notice a very slight tilt of his whole torso (counter clockwise from our pov) again stemming from a right side dominance.

building both sides of your body to be the same size is important but you also(and most people dont understand this) need to be essentially "ambidextrous", you need to have the same level of control to all of your muscles/muscle groups.
like you can have the best body in history but if you dont understand how to pose or flex/tense correctly then you will never win a comp

you can see this with sam sulek, just being a gym bro and looking huge and then going on stage and being clowned on because he clearly has no fine control over each of his muscles(although i do believe that he has gotten better recently)
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>>76702408
>LIGHTWEIGHT BABY!!!
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>>76701492
>What's her personality?
She doesn't need one, she's a biological female. You're not dumb enough to think women are held to the same standards as men are you?
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>>76703402
I believe looks wise they are marched, but he's lower status because of the desperate incel personality and probably poor. Women are judged solely on looks, while men have to meet a criteria matrix based on looks, wealth and social hierarchy.
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>>76703711
>Women are judged solely on looks
maybe you and every other dolt who ends up with a bitch wife do this.
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>>76700286
my man Vingegaard is fucking jacked
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>>76700253
>>76703402
>>76703711
>they're pretty matched imo
>muscular tall well kept dude looks matches a fat dyke with short ugly hair and ugly glasses
what the fuck is wrong with amerimutts...
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>>76700759
that's Hunter McIntyre
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>>76702919
>>76703289
Is whitening in Hollywood popular again?
That Arianna Grande tries to be pale in Wicked.
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>>76703815
>fat dyke with short ugly hair and ugly glasses

Leave our tomboys alone.
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>>76700233
>I'm such a stoic chad that I'll just let anyone hurt me without doing anything back at all and having any reasonable response
okay buddy
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>>76700253
Reminder that if you look like this, you are only attractive in context.
Women who are around you will find you hot if you are a competent, kind and powerful man. Women only find men hot right off the bat if they have a really good face and aren't fat and weak.

TL;DR
It's so over but it's not as over as you think, just don't expect to get a good rating over the internet and from women who don't know you.
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>>76703917
idk i still prefer her brunette, and with bangs she looks kino
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>left foot
>right foot
>left foot
>right foot
>just be cool
>forget there's a camera
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>>76702360
>meme is taller than the author
>less funny to look at
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>>76700253
Dude looks like a retard

Ears stick out like the handles on a pot
Glasses with 10x zoom
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>>76700627

Kek - got a loicense for that heavy attitude?
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>>76700253
Are niggas responding to this post unironically believe her? That she would rather have some fat dude as a bf rather than someone who works out? You guys are retarded as fuck to believe what woman says. They only say things that will give them social credits, not what they actually think
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>>76704130
Oh she does want some fat safe provider with a low sex drive for a bf, anon.
All women do. Women don't generally want a man who has a high sense of self worth who'll put himself before her, they want a completely loyal puppy who'll drop everything in his life to humiliate himself for her amusement whenever she is bored. But they do, however, also get the giny tingles for men who do look after themselves and live selfishly, because they produce stronger children.
They want the aggressive selfish men to impregnate them, but they want safe harmless to stay with them to raise the kids.

T. fucker of harmless men's gfs.
I used to feel bad about it, but I make sure the bf is indeed a harmless beta cuck before I go creampieing his gf. Asking probing questions about how much a girl's bf likes star wars is part of my tinder script lol.

The guy in the video has the body of the aggressive selfish guy but the face and demeanor of the harmless nerd. He just confused her.
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>>76700378
Fuck I wanna be her
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>>76702767
I like how the guy even looks like Rippetoe in the second pic
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>>76700378
I would let her get poop on my dick fr
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>>76701566
God I'd love to take a hammer to that hags skull
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>>76703963
shes Lebanese
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>>76701654
it's a joke spergbro
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>>76703815
The guy is ugly and dresses like shit. His only redeeming feature is abs, which women barely care about
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>>76700253
shes ugly great value version of leanbeefpatty
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>>76700233
whats her ethnicitiy? black, asian, latina or what?
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>>76704617
very clearly some mestizo south american. Probably peruvian or some shit.
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>>76700233
Get a boner and ask her to do it again
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>>76703144
My friend, "post body" is meant to invalidate your argument or opinion. It doesn't matter if you do end up posting your body. You have already lost the fight. Also, you're feeding homosexuals with images of non-famous men.
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>>76701566
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>>76704328
She's 21 btw
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>>76705102
False. If you're bigger than the other guy and he does not respong with picture of his own physique, that is at least comparable to your own, than you automaticaly win. It's not a lose-lose if you're not a dyel
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>>76705107
You are sending your naked body to a homosexual. That's an L. And if you're also gay, that's a double L
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>>76700269
Porfavor señor, quién
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>>76700314
Fewer filters here. Are you happy now?
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>>76703616
trvke and excellent image
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>>76704266
let's not kid ourselves, he lost her the moment he cried where she could see
the bald spot is just her finding excuses to dip
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>>76703144
Post body
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>>76705336
This. Who tf cries in a woman's arms like a child. A man can shed a manly tear, but sobbing like a faggot in a woman's lap?
Over.

Cry alone boys, or with another man. You can cry when your kid is born, at funerals of VERY close relatives, or when your dog dies, and even then, never in her fucking lap, be the one holding her when you cry.
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>>76705364
>>76705336
>Who tf cries in a woman's arms like a child
an imaginary person a woman made up on social media for attention
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>>76700378
That's a woman
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>>76700392
Thanks I have been looking for a 4chan buzzword index for years
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>>76705364
> A man can shed a manly tear
pussy
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>>76700233
>How do you respond without appearing visibly upset?

I'd call the cops.
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>>76702549
You can see what
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>>76705188
What the fuck happened?
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>>76705474
orgasm
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>>76705474
She farted hard enough to shake like that
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>>76704500
I'd let her Lebanese Deez nuts
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>>76705474
she was fantasizing about all the buff gymbros staring at her and lusting after her and doing things to her in their minds
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>>76703527
absorb this *farts in your face*
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>>76705336
>>76705364
I saw The Voice the other day and guy was choking up talking about his mom who just passed and the impact she had.
That's one of my biggest fears, breaking down in front of people when talking about family members or worse at a funeral.
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>>76703921
No those are just real ugly lesbians. You find real tomboys where you least expect it.
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>>76700627
Top Tip: act like a complete cunt to have your gym membership cancelled before the 12 months is up.
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>>76701390
how do I create a "t shirt on fire" moment that's both believable and safe
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>>76701473
Holy beaner
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>>76700386
Harrison Bergeron
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>>76700233
how do you piss without appearing visibly wet?
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>>76701486
This reminds me of an employee from I believe Afghanistan who referred to all the women as "he" or "him" which was very funny to me because it hurt the women
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>>76700821
I miss Ronnie Wheels too. not easy to see them go
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>>76700303
all 3 are retarded
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>>76700253
Based cute chudette
Gymcels are on pure copium, women don't care about big muscles, they want lean, tall men with good faces
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>>76700233
Cannae believe AIslop infiltrated gym Instagrams as well. Back in my days we used to get mad at real humans doing real dumb shit
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>>76706019
kek. I make this reference a lot but no one ever acknowledges it
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>>76706019
>>76707096
I love this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjQUIxPXuXQ
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>>76706837
Fuck off r9k tranny
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>>76705474
She's doing assisted pullups with a rubber band. The rubber band got caught up in her crotch and rubbed her clitoris to orgasm.

She's masturbating in a public gym. This is illegal and would get any man put on a public sex offender list as a permanent record. But she's a woman so she gets away with it.
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