I, Kike SISSYtel-sama, JOBBER of the bodybuilding community humbly kneel to:Solomon Nelson-sama, my master whose hour-long expose video on my dissertation gave me uncontrollable orgasms so massive even the anal rape from Lyle-sama can't compareLyle McDonald-sama, my one and only true love and other master.Mentzer-sama, who I shall never become stronger, bigger, or smarter than.Greg Doucette-sama, who my PR manager warned me about.Love-handles-sama, who easily ruined me to the point I needed cosmetic surgerySpray-tan-sama, who ruined my first bodybuilding show and first awakened my wish to become a pathetic bitchJonni Shreve-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard I started being attracted to black men almost as much as I am attracted to Lyle.Leg extension machine-sama, whose unbearably crushing weight I will never go to failure on.Instagram comments-sama, whose incomparably forceful hate messages crushed my ass-womb entirely to the point I cannot bear Lyle-sama's children anymore like I wished to.Genes-sama, for they ruined my chances from birth, compared to the superior genes of my MASTERS.Water weight-sama, whose power I am scared of (I hope he doesn't kill my bodybuilding career, but I am also too scared to help it…)
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>>76700862so true xister
get jidf backup now!
>>76700862Lyle keeps winning and he hasn't done a single damn thing other than call Mike a retard.
>>76700862Nice to see someone improved my copypasta.
You're laughing. The whole exercise science industry is in tatters and you're laughing.
>>76700862kek
>AAAAAAAAAAAA>AAAAAAAAAAAA>AAAAAAAAAAAA>AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>76701212You guys think this is a game while it's burning Gym Teacher academia to the ground.
>>76701234Imagine putting this much effort into looking like a weird unaesthetic orge creature.This is mental illness.
>>76700862/dbs/ refugees, we must be better men (rape everyone)
Based JOBgeta poster
>>76701234Dude reached level four, give him a PhD!
>>76700862I kneel in presence of my scientist cyborg overlord
>>76701234If you zoom in it looks like he's barely using any weight.
>>76701234The worst part about the video is it's all theater. He was trying to look tough when he's barely using any weight and is at like 20 RIR.
>>76701212>science industrywas that a Freudian slip?
>>76701416it's so cringe
>>76701416crazy how far he went because he couldn't admit lyle was right about something so simple
Kike Israelbros.... when does the humiliation end?
>>76701234Who the fuck every actually screams? You face wincing a lot and some slight noise alright, but full blown screaming? Who the FUCK ever does that as a sincere reaction to a hard set?
>>76703400It's a roidtranny thing
>>76701407if you zoom in on his head, it looks like he's getting fucked in the bussy
>>76700862
>when you make your whole personality and career based around exercising but you don't even like exercisinghe still makes INSANE money so it worked out i guess.
glis douciss was right about everything
It blows my mind that as recently as a year ago, most of this place and every other gymcel site was sucking this fat kike's nuts. Reminds me of that brief period of time around 2013 when people thought Jason Blaha was actually a drug and training expert. Just goes to show the extent to which people will believe any bullshit if it's backed by a muh PhD. But I guess "covid" made that sheepery obvious.
>>76704058How very inner city of you.
>>76700862>always do the opposite…
>>76704300Wait, he was 32 in 2017? So 40 or 41 now. What?
>>76704300didn't even notice the batman slippers until now
/sp/ memes are a different breed
>>76705652That's a /dbs/ meme thoughever.
>>76703400The same people who scream when having sex
>>76701234it looks like he's on a roller coaster to hell. lmao
>Lat spread>fart.sfx
>>76701245He looks like a cut character from Extreme Dinosaurs. Mike the Pachycephalosaurus.
>>76700862absolute kek
>>76704058Everyone finds their new eceleb to wank over until they do something stupid. Layne Norton was viewed as a god until he cheated on his pregnant wife. Jeff Cavaliere was viewed as a god until he used fake plates. MPMD was viewed as a god until everyone realized he was just some fucking retard liar and not a doctor (somehow this took 5 years...). Greg Doucette was viewed as a god until he started maximum overshilling his bunk supplements. Mitchell Pooper was viewed as the ultimate wholesome chungus god until *he* cheated on his pregnant wife. There will always be a new one.
>>76703400He build his home gym with the grift money. It's his own little rape dungeon where no one can hear your scream while you rape your own grotesque body.
>>76707102>Layne Norton was viewed as a god until he cheated on his pregnant wife.What I still like the guy, story timeWhat about Menno Henselmans?
>>76707102this is still a coach greg board
>>76703400it's all performative bullshit.you involuntarily grunt when lifting heavy, typically just short of lockout. screaming means you lose your brace.the bar speed here is way too fast for him to be even nearing the threshold where an involuntary grunt occurs. it's all theater and fraud.
>>76707102>Mitchell Pooper was viewed as the ultimate wholesome chungus godI pegged him as deceitful from the get go. Fake enthusiasm and performative moralfaggotry is nearly always just a facade.
>>76701212Solomon is an even bigger exercise science nerd
