I'm so glad this dude got exposed, I knew from the very start something was wrong with him
So are you ganna tell me what sensationalist thing you guys are obsessing over now? Are you just adcertising for him?
>jewishnever fails
>>76710608You cannot defeat the CyKikeLopse hahaha
>>76710613His PhD dissertation was apparently not good. >How does that change anything?It doesn't, but all these retards that have him living rent free in their heads now have something new and concrete to complain about as they continue to give him revenue and even more visibility through their hate watching views and shitposting engagement.To all the retards seething about him: If you don't like him, just ignore him. He hasn't shown up on my feed in at least a year: you fucked your own algorithm.
>>76710614>Kike Israel>Jewish Surely he could have thought up a better identity?
>>76710729>His PhD dissertation was apparently not good.How dismissive of you.It's not just that it was not good, it was absolute dog shit, even child-like. I kid you not my three-year-old could probably write better than Mikey here.
>>76710608>Blinks at you repeatedly
>>76710786What are ypur specific criticisms?
>>76710608i never understood why anyone would get fitness advice from someone who takes steroids but at the same time people buy food not fda approved off tiktok.better to learn the hard way i guess
>>76710608I think 99% of /fit/ has always hated this dudeit's schizos vs psychosalways has been
Funny thing, I saw a reddit post critiquing his credentials and PhD, made 2 years ago. Every redditor was shitting on the OP. Well guess he feels pretty vindicated now lol
>>76710608you didn't know and still don't know shit. you're just a faggot who got triggered by his 160 IQ comments and the fact that you're too dumb to understand his videos.and then you found a reason
>>76710971reddit has the worst takes, you can basically just go against whatever the majority says and trust that it's true
>>76711084>you can basically just go against whatever the majority says and trust that it's true>this product got 1 star reviews, which means its a high quality productMake better judgements rather than making up a rule after 1 example
>>76710945It’s one thing to take steroids, but to take steroids and still look worse than the average middle-aged man that doesn’t even go to the gym is wild.
How come it's this guy I cannot stand even though, relatively speaking he's less of a clown than Mike? I do not like Mr. Mike but I can actually stand to watch clips of him talking. Nippard? Hell no. I hate him, it's such an immediate dislike too. Doesn't matter what he does, says, etc. I will always be repulsed by him. But why? It isn't height because I like plenty of manlet lifters/actors. I still cannot work out wtf makes me hate this particular guy so much
>>76710786I've seen some of his defenders pivot to 'yeah his thesis was weak but he's learnt and growed so much!' - glossing over how it is fundamentally broken and a scandal he got awarded a PhD for that. Plus he parroted nonsense for years and years and coasted on being a heckin Doctor to shut people up and lend validity to his words even though they were retarded. Fucking 30 sets a week Maximum Recoverable Volume for a muscle like chest with 2-0 RIR but using some autistic non-standard and stupid metric for what something like 0RIR looks like to him
>>76711102>But why?Sounds like a (You) problem. You might as well ask why something tastes good to others but tastes bad to you
>>76710945I watched a bunch of Nippard’s stuff when I got into fitness last year. I didn’t want to watch some guy like Bugenhagen yelling about lifting more. Of course I didn’t know that Jeff was just naturally strong too and fucking took roids in high school lol. I don’t want advice from some dude who benched three plates in high school. It means nothing, shits easy for them. I’d rather listen to a guy who started weak and actually BECAME strong.
>>76711102He's short, fake natty, and his fucking voice and mannerisms are those of a faggot. He is a literal weasel in form and deed. Just the worst type of person imaginable.
>>76711129Geoffrey Schofield Verity started out skinny as hell and you can see an evolution in how he trains and thinks over the years but here it's very much debated if he's a fake natty or not. Been a while since I was on one of those threads so I can't remember the detailed for/against arguments
>>76710945>>76711094It's not just that, it's that he claims his goal is to get a pro BB card, has all the resources and drugs in the world for it, yet his showing is legitimately PATHETIC. I'm not joking - Genova's bb show was better
Ive said it once before and ill say it again. The fitness community is the easiest community to scam.If anyone is trying to start a business, its best to start in the fitness industry and grow some wealth to fund your next legitimate business.
>>76711139I find it mentally very hard to place him into a normal ass social situation like have a drink at a bar with some friends. In some ways he's even stranger than fucking Mike.
>>76710608If you have an emotional reaction to anything that happens to an influencer or a celebrity, it means that you are deeply unhappy in your life and you're desperately extending yourself to try to connect with people who will never know you. You really need to sit down and reassess your priorities in life.
>>76711151I wonder what scams I'd consider. Maybe train up my Indian friend via tiktok journals to get all the pajeets to lose their minds over supah desi genetics saar or supplements that don't come across as deliberately edgy to are enough so to make people kvetch online so the controversy comes from them attacking you for something you have good plausible deniability over - set a trap basically. Shit like 'The Khan's Curd' leaning into literal Genghis Khan-esque imagery re: milk/yogurt supplements.
>>76711154>sees another news story about greta being exposed as a fraud>happy about seeing a fraud get exposed>anon you are extending yourself to connect to gretayoutube psychologist at its finest
>>76711163>>sees another news story about greta being exposed as a fraudQrd?
>>76711159It can literally be anything. The entire world got scammed with ice baths. Literally selling ice to an entire world at such a high mark up. Just think about that.
>>76710715
>>76711163irony of this post is ridiculous
>>76711163>Me being emotionally invested in some random autistic girl proves your point wrong.
>>76711171Also good if you can make a mountain out of a molehill out of something foreign and heckin' exoticrino. Bubble tea, sriracha, Dubai chocolate. I am probably not remember many off the top of head. All these things are fine but fuck me were they overhyped and trendy for a time because foreign and exotic connotations. Also, speaking as a Bong, there was this big fucking gin craze in the late 2010s. All these gin popups and so on selling the stuff as the alcohol sat in the barrells to eventually make whiskey, and women became big consumers of it. I'd have to go back and take a look at how they got the populace and especially women gin-mad in that period after it was previously seen as some old fashioned old person drink.
>>76711185>>76711191>you can't be happy about frauds getting exposed>im an expert psychologist, the irony
>>76711193I love how much Israeli officials confirm they think like this openly. They outright say shit like how the law applies different to Jews and gentiles. Whatever else he may be, God bless Musk for freeing up twitter
>>76711198The more you respond, the worse you look, and the more you point out that his statement was true.
>>76711206>trying this hard
>>76711206Are you actually trying to defend the guy in OPs pic?
I really really really really really fucking hate this ugly jew manklet goblino on roids
>>76711141True, I hate being roid paranoid but if you’re in front of a camera you’re probably roiding.
>>76711196Ironically, gin was historically seen as the drink for the depressed housewife, so your connection to the modern roastie gin drinker is on point.
What are some specific criticisms of his dissertation?
>>76711102>I still cannot work out wtf makes me hate this particular guy so muchIt's NPD. Most time when someone rubs you the wrong way and you can't identify why, it's because your subconscious is picking up that the person has NPD, and the conscious part of your brain hasn't realized it yet.Nippard and Israetel both have it. Learn about the traits of NPD, and you will start to recognize it in every day in people more often.In my opinion, recognizing it in other people is the best filter you can have for who to keep in your life.
>>76711326To start off with, it wasn't an actual research paper. It was just his interpretation of other research work being done. So right from the start that idea of drawing conclusions off works of others should have been thrown out.
>>76711327please do not encourage people to believe they can spot an actual narcissist. women do this all the time and the result is that they think they were perfect and others around them are always wrong
>>76711327Most people display traits of npd
>>76711327I dont like the way you post, you must have NPD
>>76710608>hellboymaxingBased Mikhail Aleksandrovisch
>>76711233No idea how you got that idea
>>76711392>No idea how you got that idea>but you cant make fun of people who got exposed, it means you are extending your life onto theirs
>>76711409Yeah, I didn't say that so.
>>76711411>the more you post, the more you prove my point
>>76711428I don't know what point you're trying to make, And I don't think you do either so I'll just end the conversation here
>>76711338Are you ibtenrionally being vague because you havnt read it?
>>76711455*intentionally
>>76711447>you cant make fun of people who got exposed>no i didnt say that, just dont scroll up
>>76711293Lol use it as like an evolutionary ladder for the label. Gin Alley 18th century era waster to depressed housewive to parying roasting. Ginvolution
>>76711455Do you honestly think its okay for people getting PhDs to only read others people's work as their thesis? Or do you think they should be doing some research of their own to further the work of current research?
>>76710608.
>>76711468Care to give me a specific example where he does this in his dissertation?
>>76711327greentext 'em
>>76711474Sure but i need you to first prove you are serious before i invest that much time to prove his thesis was bogus. Watch this video first, then come back with some arguments, then ill point out specifics.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elLI9PRn1gQ
>>76711102maybe you see yourself in him
>>76711474Unfortunately in an attempt to start preparing to point out the areas to prove my claim, I can now see the actual dissertation was removed because the author restricted access to it by the public. So I guess this is where my argument stops. Its up to you to watch the TLDR video which is an hour long
>>76711481You could have written out a short answer in the time it took you to respond if you had read it. But you didnt, you (ironically) were told what to believe by a different youtuber. How do i know this guy is accurately representing the actual material?
>>76711111Quints of purity and truth.
>Dr Mike here>PHD in exercise science and jew jitsu grappler and former proffesor and apparently molesting children>scott cut this part>tell max the editor boy to cut this part>so is X true?>well it might be>but let's tell some dick jokes now>scott isn't that hot right? right?!>my asian wife tell me my penis is small>anyways here is why X might be wrong>but you know what is true? our glorified spreadsheet app that is subscription based!>another gay sex related joke>X is true if you use those overrated straps and buy our snake oil salt>HOWEVER if you want real results use ozempic>hey scott, have I told you about that one time I used ozempic before gay sex? yeah it was great>that's it folks, join our member section for more gay jokes and me trying to sell you drugs from companies that I invest in
>>76711500The video I sent you is literally a TLDR. Its an hour long. Writing out a short answer is me saying he is drawing conclusions off the works of others, pointing out where and proving would take you hours to do and argue against. Keep defending a fraud doctor tho
>>76711500Also read my other post, I already told you I was preparing to give you the long answer after you went through the TLDR video. But his paper was removed by him so I can't even point out the actual areas throughout his entire paper. There is nothing to argue at this point other than to argue against the video which is now the only proof.
>>76711520Kek i never defended him. Just asking for your specific criticism, assuming you had read the material you were shitting on.
>>76711527Read my other posts, I already explained he removed his paper. How am I supposed to do that now? Watch the TLDR but we all know "you didnt, you (ironically) were told what to believe..."
>>76711515does he really shill Ozempic? based if true
>>76711515>scottHe's now referencing and bantering with some production guy off camera? What is this, some retarded attempt to ape Rogan talking to Jamie?
>>76711527not the same anon but another thing to point out is that the publish thesis was a draft. not even his final revised paper. well thats what ive heard, i dont know if that was true or not
>>76710715Underrated
>>76711562Drafts usually look like shit. That's why it's a draft.
>>76711344ironically most women are narcissists
>>76711562Here's a little tip for you - if it gets published, it's not a draft anymore.
>>76711787Drafts are often submitted for peer review
>>76710715Incredible
Task 1 performance + Task 2 performance + Task 3 performance = Your total performance, which tells you how more gooder you are at physicaling than someone else.That's basically what Mike was awarded his PhD for after you correct the hundreds of obvious errors.
>>76711111The body who awarded the phd to that thesis needs to be investigated. It’s standards for shit like this that separates us from the third world really.
>>76710715You are joking now. In 10 years people will look like this in pursuit of the aesthetic revolution. And it will be easy thanks to modern surgery.
>>76711899It's been said already but the bar for exercise physiology is so low that Mike's paper is not an outlier. You aren't expected to show undergrad-level or higher knowledge or mastery to be awarded a PhD in the field.There's no research grant money for "lifting science" because it doesn't contribute anything to human health. If you can get some retard to give you money for an exercise science study you've already qualified for being handed a PhD.
>>76711111Holy quints of truth
>>76711686>>76711787that was the point anon. why would someone submit a draft as the final revised paper? you might as well submit a template of the thesis
>>76711490I frequently imagine myself taking his bussy by force but that has nothing to do with my dislike
>>76710608Anyone who couldn't already tell that he was just a retard and a fraud is themself at least one of those, likely both
>>76711535He advocates for all kinds of drug interventions in the pursuit of optics. He even shills for myostatin inhibitor drugs that are still in development.I kind of see why after checking his source. They combined 2 myostatin inhibitors with ozempic in a trial on obese patients and saw a loss of 25 lbs fat mass, while losing only 2 lbs in lean mass over 26 weeks. That is way better than the 15 lbs of fat and 8lbs of lean mass in just ozempic treatment https://newsroom.regeneron.com/news-releases/news-release-details/interim-results-ongoing-phase-2-courage-trial-confirm-potential/
>>76710729Do you have a link to *checks notes* dissertation? Yeah I was wondering what all the hoopla was about. And yeah, what does it change? Also whats the difference between a dissertation and a thesis?>nb4 go to Google, asshole
>>76711951>as the final revised paperIt wasnt though. It was submitted as a draft. You havnt even seen the thing.
>>76711542It's a stalling tactic. He doesn't seem to prep very much more his videos and runs out of things to say and makes gay jokes and talks to Scott to kill time while he thinks
>>76711911>because it doesn't contribute anything to human healthI mean, it does, the issue is that 95% of people are too lazy to exercise so we instead focus on pharmaceutical solutions that don't require willpower to achieve results
>>76712018
>>76710971link? not that I don't believe you, I just would like to read it
>>76712051It doesnt say anything about if it's the final form or draft in here
>>76712098Mike had the university block access to it
>>76712102He was addressing the fact he did in fact submit the rough draft you dunce. stop trying to defend this, eveyrthing was already confirmed by the fake doctor himself
>>76712193>he did in fact submit the rough draft you dunceSo you confirm it's a rough draft. Who cares about a rough draft. They submit them for peer review all the time.
>>76712216>he never submitted a rough draft, you never seen proof of that>okay but this isn't proof that he submitted a rough drat, this message means something else>okay he confirmed it was a rough draft but who cares? fake doctors exist everywhere>thats why we should still respect him and listen to him
>>76712369Are you drunk?
>>76710715>CyKikeLopse>not just kikelopseone fucking job you autistic retard
>>76710608He's a meme, a manlet, and has a horrific body but I never understood people shitting on his head. He has one of the most masculine heads I've ever seen in my life. Looks like a fucking human pitbull. The only part of his body that actually looks good.
>>76711535Novo is dogshit. All my gang rep Lilly. FUCK OZEMPIC, MOUNJARO AND RETA FOR LIFE NIGGA
>>76711006Maybe I'm not 160 IQ but at least I can spell "triangular."
>>76710729it was inconsistent, wrong, sloppily written, incomplete, contains hundreds of typos, had the most basic thesis, and still failed to prove anything. the cover up is more rich however, from versions that were final, then were not, were edited, his agency got involved, then WHOOPSY it was the actual version that was dogshit. there is a version out there he had which has new text and photocopied approval on it. WTF. it all smells of jewery scam and he probably knew he was going to pass so he just turned in whatever. complete scam artist and doesnt deserve the fame, only shame from this.
>>76711102he has a fake nice guy tone, yet seems to be talking down to you in his videos. he also is quick to jump on the next train and be a cheerleader for other people while he himself is reeking of resentment. short guys with a chip on their shoulder and act too friendly aren't to be trusted at all.
>>76711111based digis. let's not also forget that he's fat, takes roids, promotes getting surgery to look better while selling your programs that are supposed to do that, and has suspect health. he can't run or jog for shit. his sets to failure look fast and like he has more in the tank, he just yells loudly. guy is a fraud and this phd scandal was the iceberg
>>76710729>>How does that change anything?>It doesn'tIt clearly does, since his entire marketing is that he's an "exercise scientist" and authority in the field. Turns out that's completely fabricated and he's just a regular gym bro with a shitty phd from a bottom of the barrel university and his tutor wrote half of it for him.
>>76711327I could care less about them having npd, it's something else.
>>76713119the lack of care given to his phd thesis seems to suggest that either he didnt care about it, or the guy he paid to do it didnt care, and last but not least whoever approved the paper didnt care at all. it all stinks to high heaven.
>>76711141Probably not natty but his advice is ok. The problem with admitting you use gear is that normies have no understanding of naunce, so say you do a 500mg test cycle once or twice a year you're still frauding and they expect you to look like ronnie coleman. It's better for moderate roiders to just pretend to be natty.
>>76711515Ugh
>>76712018Hello Mike
>>76712530you're right but you can't expext /fit/ to be redpilled on greek pronunciation
>>76713227Hello, just wanted to thank you for generating interest in my content by bumping images of my face on on /fit/ for weeks
>>76713124Exercise scene is already a very lightweight field where degrees and doctorates are handed out pretty liberally. It turns out Eas Tennessee State isn't a very rigourous university either, and is more of a diploma mill. And again on top of that it seems Mike had some sort of personable relationship with his tutor who held his hand throughout the entire dissertation process, choosing the subject, writing large sections and pushing it to be approved. The quality would otherwise have failed as a high school report.
>>76713240How does it feel to be a lolcow embarrassment like blaha and liver king?
>>76713246My views on youtube are up and that means so is my revenue. Im open to debate soneone who read my dissertation if you have the time. Can you quote a part of my dissertation you found unprofessional? Or are you going off of the word of a youtube grifter?
>>76713250You didn't answer my question
>>76713252>taking the word of a jewtube grifter because he supports your dislike of another grifter>they're probably working together to boost views>op is contributing to both of their views>people who have been known to use /fit/
>>76713255Retarded take
>>76713240I know you are a LARPer but in the off chance. Mike, you gotta stop the surgeries, body dysmorphia is a dark path. I watched your podcast with Dr. Mike, and your arguments are flimsy, if you truly believe in 10-20 years we will be able to inject some CRISPR bullshit and turn into whoever we believe into, why would you bother with doing stuff like getting looksmaxxing chin surgeries now?
>>76713272Well you clearly know what i look like. Level the playing field by post your body. You won't because you're a dyel and a coward who could not handle tge same level of exposure. You would crumple under the scrutiny. Or prove me wrong and lets see what you look like.
>>76713300I was talking about your face, not body, why are you bogging yourself?
>>76713305Tell me one thing I had surgery on.
>>76710608>name is Kike Israelobviously something is wrong
>>76713365Why did you get lip fillers?
>>76710608>>76710613He's been hiding his height from us
>>76712530I automatically pretended like he said it the other way
>>76710608
>>76711102He's a pro fake meat hecking le science covid jab ass licker manlet
>>76711535Dude, he's a GIGANTIC pharma shill. At first it kinda made sense, supposed scientist believing in other scientists' work, but his believes are legit schizo-tier. He believes that in like 10 year we'll all be immortal gods thanks to AI pushing scientific brekthroughs that cure every disease. He also thinks Big Pharma and other capitalist ventures are inherently altruistic and their main goal is to help humanity
>>76710971reddit is a den of retards, getting downvoted means nothing when you see the shit they upvote
>>76714998lollll
>>76713514>He believes that in like 10 year we'll all be immortal gods thanks to AI pushing scientific brekthroughs that cure every diseaseThe clankers are not actually helping biotech very much, but the latest research on most diseases is WAAAAAY past the current clinical practice guidelines; you can usually find hundreds of experimental therapies for every one that's FDA-approved. The biotech blackpill is cell assays did this decades ago, they just got really automated recently. So he's a bit right and a bit wrong, kinda.
>>76712012Not him but>Do you have a link to *checks notes* dissertation?No, he had it pulled from publication. There is a link to a different version of it, which mike published as the "final" version but then admitted that it was not the final version (implying that corrections made to it were made recently as damage control)>I was wondering what all the hoopla was about.When faced with criticism over his poor published work, he doubled down, had his marketing firm and cronies run damage control, then admitted under pressure these lies>And yeah, what does it change?It calls into question the basis of his authority>Also whats the difference between a dissertation and a thesis?No clue, tbqh, I wrote an undergrad dissertation and then a master's thesis, but they were pretty similar in structure as I recall, then again this was years and years ago, and I never wrote a doctoral thesis either so
>>76713453I'm not sure but I really hope that every time you post this pic you Photoshop him eeeeever so slightly shorter
>>76710715kek
>>76711455It is hard to read it now that Mr. Mike has blocked it from being downloaded
>>76710608>always do the opposite…
>>76710715fuckin' PS1 graphics
>>76715027it's a running meta-meme, the humor is a slow burn of karmic joy
>>76713132dummy, the natty lie is mostly for advertisers and so their supplements don't get tainted with the idea that the seller is a roider (also to sustain the illusion that their supplements will get them that jacked)
>>76711090>Make better judgements rather than making up a rule after 1 example>1 examplego back
>>76712018>>76712102>>76712216>>76712391it's wild to me to witness people with sub 70 IQ actually existing and functioning, sharing their "thoughts" with others without shame or fearawesome, keep at it tiger
>>76713272Because I can afford it, I'll just buy one fewer Lamborghini this year
>>76713365Your loose sphincter
>>76715396It sends chills down my spine. I've tried hard to fathom/unfuck these people to no avail. What's worst is they're not immediately recognizable unless they're already antagonistic towards you or someone else
>>76713514Mike's main reason for advocating for pharma is actually quite sound, he just doesn't realize how much he's confessing when he says it Mike's argument is that giving people surgery or a pill is infinitely easy than trying to get someone to comply with a proper diet and exercise plan.
>>76715410ewwww... this is supposed to be a worksafe board, bro.>>76715416problem is some of the pills are really shit-tier while others are kinda based, but getting surgery for fatness complications is just massive skill issues.
>>76715419Medicine is work safe, Chud
>>76715419It's not a skill issue when he and his wife have more willpower than any other human in Earth. Sometimes you just have water weight that can't be removed by any amount of exercise and dieting.
>>76715447That's not medicine, that's anti-semetic butchery!>>76715449>MUAH WADDUR W8I made it up to 265lbs at 6'1" after the rona hit and cut back down to 200 just hitting the track and gym again when lockdowns lifted without getting any loose skin, yeah this surgical shit be skill issues. You can even manage a pretty serious goyslop habit with the right amount of exercise and small molecules.
>>76715504The thing is Mike did a "dreamer bulk" which resulted in physiologically impossible to remove pockets of water. He's a doctor and you're not.
>>76712530>not just kikelopse>not kyclopsOne fucking job, you autistic retard.
>>76713505>tfw phrenology has more evidence backing it up than "exercise science"
>>76715542He probably doesn't even know what molecules reprogram white fat into brown fat, and his "surgeon" (aka butcher) should have given him a bottle of picrel instead of a cig for post-op recovery.Also cryolipolysis is a thing and the pig doctor meme could equally apply cuz Dr. Mike ain't Mexican, kek.>yes cryolipolysis is racist against Mexicans and that's a double ice joke
>>76713505I swear it's all genetic. There's just something about him that just makes my skin crawl when looking at him. My internal physiognomy radar is flashing red on all indicators. I just can't trust him. But I do think he's funny for trying to get on stage despite having dogshit genetics. Dude has serious insecurity issues and should just focus on being lean, no more oiled up thongs and showing off backtussy.
>>76710715How many of these guys do I need to beat up for a dragon defender
>>76715419>5'6Imagine lying about being 5'6. Guy is 5'2 MAX.
>>76711129Zack Telander is a guy like that you'd be looking for. Unfortunately most of his content is based around collabs and engaging in fitness "community" drama. Not so much information on how to be fit
>>76715904You are detecting the jew. Your senses are clean and clear.
>>76711327Please do not start with this bullshit. Modern terminally-online women have already blown the prevalence of NPD and autism completely out of the water. Every guy with "NPD" is just a regular selfish dick, and they think autism is them being "quirky"God i hate women sometimes
>>76710786>It's not just that it was not good, it was absolute dog shit, even child-like. I kid you not my three-year-old could probably write better than Mikey here.I think the problem is that some people are uninformed on phd standards and academia in general - so as someone with some experience on this I think I'm qualified to clear up the confusion and misconceptions here. Mike's work actually isn't anything unusual or notable at all for phd dissertations, in fact it's a very standard work. Most informed and intelligent people always expect Mickey Mouse standards from phds like that. There are tweets that are more coherent and say more of value than most people's phds. And not just women's studies and interpretive dance - STEM also, STEM might be the worst of all a lot of the time, particularly /fit/ stem. At least women's studies there's the possibility of learning something or thinking about something from something someone said.So it's ZERO surprise, much as I hate Mike I can't summon myself to hate him more for this because I simply would not have expected anything more. If he purchased a printable phd "certificate" online from an indian company, fine you got him on something. Other than that, there is literally no depth of standard it could be that would make me or many others surprised.
>>76715911good one
