The late-night lanky Zoomer DYEL gets to start it edition.Post your physique, rate others, offer advice, etc. I've been (obv natty) lifting for about three years, and eat anywhere from 3-4k calories a day. I'm nineteen and a serious hardgainer. Crazy-fast metabolism, and I have trouble putting on size. My pic doesn't show it all that well, but I have pretty severe pectus excavatum so I need to hit chest extra hard to compensate. I also haven't followed a specific program in the time that I've been lifting. Any suggestions? I'm looking for something that combines strength + hypertrophy and is geared towards oly lifting, which I've done for a short period of time but love. A deadlift/squat-heavy program would be great. I'm going to be getting a coach soon.Hope all you anons had a manageable Monday.
>>76722999zoomers are starting to look like those stoner white dudes from the early 2000s, i dont know how to explain it
>>76723017Are you confusing your life experiences with movies like "dude where's my car?" again?
Holy shit white zoomies are dyel
Looking good, h/w?
>>76723017makes sense as they were into 90s grunge aesthetic a few years backy2k stoner is just the cheap corporate version of that
walked 6500 steps on Sunday,4 eggs breakfastVeggie balls and 200g broccoli for lunch,one shake with oats one banana some protein.Not eating enough and no heavy lifting for some days now....need someone to kick me in the ass. anyone? I weigh 61kg at 1,79 m.....pic is me not long ago
>>76722999already looks good enough, just add some. at least you have hair, I dont lol
6' 170lbsI don't like this picture very much but it's the best of the batch I took and wow oblique vein. I should really get a tripod because my raised arms poses are better.>>76722999Fellow pectusbro, you should make dips your main pressing movement. Focus on a full ROM.
>>76723255I also have pectus >>76723067 (You)hardly noticeable in your case
still new maybe 5 months lifting and bulking, how much arm focus is necessary to make them grow? I do at least one arm-centered day per week, they might've grown a quarter inch
>all the white dyels:/
at the end of the day i just wanna have fun, men make the world unfun they have to be beaten and internalized because they're crazy as fuck
people argue "well that's the world dude, what do you expect, a bunch of people who just want to party?" but like yea, that's what i expect, that's what life is supposed to be.
story, it can't always be pleasant, you're supposed to fight & bite, you're supposed to have _fun_
i'm just gaming with my mom x0idk what's going on, men seem to be going through some shit
strings are back with me :l
bad thoughts = bad things happeningactually try something and you explode!
trump is cool ya
the entire world belongs to me girlswe made it~
my first order of business: leave me the fuck alone
men are physically retarded, they think somehow my death = freedom when it's just gonna unleash every woman on this planet in a way you can't deal with
they got an old law for like everything, they can figure something outi just can't make it
the amount of mad is insanethey are poping eyes out of their headthey can't figure out what happened, they feel schizo, they've lost every woman in their life, they're mad as fuck, they're worthless
key reminder: i have not spoken directly to anyone in the past 4 years minus some low level discord interactions and a hangout in a server for 2 weeksi'm like 10k in debt, my phone barely works, my pc is a piece of shit, i code in python for ebay
i can't please everyonei'm sorry but nobody talked to me except that girl, everyone else fucking played me
look this process has been on-going for thousands of years, let me bring you up to speed: women hate you, they have always hated you, they will always hate you, and there's not a single thing you can do about it
people look at me like i have the answers to just shiti don't, i just play a game that works out for me emotionallyi have no idea what happens, if i did, i wouldn't play the game!
women have the same protection i doi do know that bitchstop worrying
how the fuck am i supposed to have sexyou're going to lose your mind, and not in a good waythere's just no way
as long as men still project death, violence and destruction, there's no way this can be spread, it gives way way way too much noise, and you need -years- of practice to understand how signs and the system of communication works
no no no i'm aware you can feel it, i'm quite awarelisten, this is another levelif you understood what was going on, you wouldn't really want it
ur telling me u have it already? that my actions here are COMPLETELY cognitive?? you have my ability as we speak? damn my job is done!
nothing happens when i have sexNOTHINGit's just a personal gain, wow
anyway i don't give a fucki'm going to a mental hospital and gonna get labeled critical schizothat's my card[critical schizo]end
women who die want to diethey will be able to come back laterdon't worry about itsome don't wanna see this shit play out on the groundwe are literally overwatch
i'm not gonna get into a fight relax i can control myself alright, irl =/= internet alright it's my businessi don't need paper, i just wanna go, i'm so bored and sick of everything
men in this situation DISGUST me, i don't wanna deal with it anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway show is overif you wanna fuck you gotta come irl, the internet is deadthere isn't anything more to do, this is global, and i am literally nobody okay, you all are me, what seperates us is completely cognitive!
there's no threat to me besides emotioanlly invested boys who got embarassed in front of a womandon't embress boys in front of women, that's app a big dealthe more you know
wtf goin on in this thread
Ever since I started eating Nutella daily there's a layer of fat covering my abs, is there any way to make it go away without ditching the Nutella?
>>76723859fucking incel takeover
>>76723859I'd say it was a bot malfunctioning but it's probably just one discord tranny
>>76723859sad? happy, i have complete protection and can end threats to the cause
>>76723901good boys can be patted and cared for but if u die or turn i'm not gonna give a single fuck
ur allowed to be mad at me lmao, i'm quite imperfectbut, just don't be hateful, that's about itemotions are fine, don't express hate, that's the only thing not allowed, don't hate me, understand i'm hyper complex
i don't know what geninue hate is, i don't know how to explain it, i just know when i feel iti've never hated anyone in my life, not even my brother, i view everything as a help, as a benifit, something you can't
i can be disacplined, i can be told to fuck off, that's fine, it's all about intentions, literally all it's aboutgeninue hate is that, and if you have that, it doesn't end well your only option is to avoid
i think she gave up, she's not respounding and the vibe in the air is "it's over" so, i did have hopes for some kind of power couple but we're working with the vibe as always
i don't wanna trip this cuz i don't want this to be cannoni gotta respect the story, i just like to say whatever the fuck i wantonce i'm actually named it becomes a bit harder actually, ppl will be reading that shit forever
slow burn, brother, slow burnpeople can try to piece together the anonymous bits as well, but the named bits gotta be specifici have no idea what i'm doing, as always, i'm just doing
men thrive on the internet because there's no physical considerations, in person they are completely different (ya)i'll be completely fine in the hospital, things are way easier in person this has been nightmare mode
she'll probably be the most difficult card i'll ever grind, yea, i can't imagine someone harder or more hateful/damaged than that womannothing has gone right for her, her mother is -5 pillars, and her mother allowed her father to fuck her the fuck up with 0 protectioni don't think it goes a lot harder than that
simp doesn't always mean be nice or don't be challenging, but i also offer guidence through that bond, it tends to help you make the right choices and do the right things for themit also helps you creatively and makes you enjoy media moreyea it's a nice bond, it's not evil
the downside is it may not protect you from predators, and that's a downerif you look at ika and don't think ""RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN RUN RUN RUN" then yea i'm sorry
the thing about women is you have to believe what you're doing, you can't lie, you can't really "act" you have to be fully in character or it doesn't workyou can't be me, i'm sorry, you have to completely become somebody else
don't let me stop you tho, feel free to try this shit, what do i know honestly, i've dealt with only extremely difficult girls it probably passes on the lower end
the thing is i become what they want me to be, that's why engagement is so easy, i speak what they wanna hear, act how they want me to act, do what they want me to do, and they can't get enoughit's live acting, it's not a plan or anything like that, you just roll with it, vibe
my mind does slave for women, it depends entirely on who i'm connected to, and it changes literally everything in my life; what i enjoy, what i can lsiten to, what i can play, what city in wow i enjoy running around in... everything
i'm told the goverment is 100% aware and on borad, they''re for this and behind it, protecting me from any legit physical threatofc i have no proof of that, as of right now i'm just a really cool guy who knows a fuck ton about bonding and connection
3+ months no gym, how bad is the damage?
if they were aware they would also be aware that i'm 100% pathed automatically and if they interfere with that i would just schizo out and shut downthis is how it works
>>76724035rest assured they do not give a single fuck about anyone else, at all, like even a little biti am the only target of interest, and it's all in favor of making sure i'm protected physically so i can focus entirely on mind
i can end humanity by toxifying my bond, turning men into crazed animals that chase moving objects like it was the last second of their lifekaboom
i respect story though, that would be boringi like the idea of being empire, that was the best moviei gotta leave room for jedi
ngl it feels pretty neat being mc, it really doesdon't think i'm simping cuz i'm answering questions, you abuse my need for attention like all those other dumb little boys!!!
im scared
i think i do change my name, i transition into something new, idk what's gonna happen but i am changingi'm pretty sure it's a darth vader angle
i am laughing so hard
i get to be the most complex of the threeone was boring as fuck, so straight forward, basic bitch for reali'm me, and what can anyone say, the fuck is thisthird will be like glowy, unavoidable, just wow
i think he has to be gay, #3, the pillars are true dudefather -> love (boy) -> child bondwhy
i get to have sex, ya, it will happen eventuallyi'm in no rush, it's probably gonna be something that just happens, no plan, just happens
all physical efforts are a luxury right now, i wanna be something more than i am 100000000% but it's 100000000000000000000% about mind for this period of my life, i want it to end but it keeps going what can i do
at this point it's whoever knocks on my door first
>>76724102Why, because you don't leave your house and you're 800lbs?
Looks like kam forgot his meds again
I wish mental institutions were allowed again, this anon needs to be committed
6'1" 190, 35 yo lifting for 3 years. Never done a bulk or a cut, or follow a routine. Go to the gym 5-6 times a week and do whatever I feel like that day
>>76724440He has been committed to a mental institution for beating up his elderly father back in 2023. His name is Kam and he’s been spamming cbt since 2021. The lore runs deep and I’m surprised nobody has made one of those youtube lolcow documentaries about him yet.
>>767240353 months hrt? maybe hop on enclomiphene, dont do roids you will end up a roid tranny
>>76724811My T is fine now, I had undiagnosed thyroid problems until I was about 15.Managed to lose weight and get some shoulder width in the following 10 years but yeah they caught it too late so I'm stuck forever with these hips and gyno...
>>76724769I meant the mental asylums where crazies never leave not a short commitment at the psych ward.
>>76724087based on all these posts you will never have sex
Kam won
>>76723029Thanks, anon. I'm 6'1 ~150lbs. I hate it, want to weigh more.>>76723255Thanks for the tip. Dips have been a big focus of mine for the chest + triceps work, and it had good carryover to the Oly lifts. You look great! Fucken huge >>76723017Yeah, I've made that same observation. I'd like to hope that no one looks at me and immediately thinks "stoner," thoughbeit. >>76723293It's my side profile that's fucked because of the flared ribcage. You don't look too bad.>>76724035Hop on HRT and let me fuck you.>>76724610Hell yeah, you look great! Your physique is a lot closer to what I'm aiming for.Anyways, what the fuck happened to my thread lmao
>>76725918Kam happened
>>76725924This is the first time I've ever browsed a /cbt/ thread, let alone browsed one, so I'll be weary of this creature henceforth.
>>76725931*let alone, started one Fuck
UP
6'4176 lbsPost-cardio tummy flex
Shredded in the work bathroomOn a little cut because I feel like doing so2000 calories per dayLast meal of the day at 6 pmEating every two hoursJust fuck right off
>>76727108Of course too stupid to post a damn photo
>>76725924men who have my bond but reject me are gonna suffer terribly and probably lash out and shit, but it should all be internal and directed at themselves, no scatter shots
men who gas and accept me are going to become transsexuals and shit, they're still not gonna be attractive to women, they won't be accepted, everdon't fuck with women
elon is clean
ya i can clean men it's a lot of work tho and frankly i'm not interested without heavy payment or having to be there for my own growth (like this, enjoy)
if you're clean, get my bond, and accept me, you become chad
there's levels of dirt man, many levels, obviouslysome guys can't be cleaned, i put them into the groudn with my bond and take them out of rotation
sure everyone "could" be cleaned but like saw trap status, it's very rough out there
>>76727037MODS PLEASE GET THE SCHIZO OUT
my bond is still evolving over time, it's not finished, ways to goslow burn
>>76727285this will be the first time i hunt, i go in, i make the first 'oh hey, fancy to see you' move
if you warn her you just make me more appealinggo do it
what about the other girlsthey got my contact, they can write me letters, everything about me is public domainthey got shots, they can play, i never reject an invite to play
They think I’m a monster nahMonsters aren’t real Demons aren’t realIds all about wisdom and baby I’m the teacher
no idea how it'll start, but it''s gonna startrn i gotta focus on decompression, it's a huge wave right now, i gotta find a way to rest it and bring myself back to planet earth
men are born terrible, they're made goodif nobody makes them good, they'll be terrible
so from my understanding, it's up to men to make me want to save them, to sac my entire life and gift for their sorry asses after 35 years of torrmentgood luck
i got one half of the population, the other half tho, very iffy, so she's/he/it is simply not interestedstupid bitch
ya we're on our own for this one
ya everyone's cool with itto get #3 we gotta go thru #2here we are, girls rule!!!!
ya it's really not that shocking, it was pretty clear from the start what was gonna happen
ya idk i get to be some kind of superhero, fighting gas and giving proper bonds to boys who need them
women do their own thing, completely automatic, they are pure
my goal is to become an unavoidable mother, so even grown ass well connected completely set for life men obey, it's gonna take more juice
men are fucking themselves UP
you can't make me madyou can't get me invested in youyou can only kill yourselves, you can do it and i cum to your suicide, like your friend tonight
realistically the only defense you have is to become completely gay, isolate from women COMPLETELY and never interact with them, including me of courseif you make one wrong move, you will get stung in the head by thousand bees, basically
you can't be meyou can never be meyou will never be a woman
at this point all hate expressions causes great damage to you, boosts me, and reduces you to all womenat this point i can't go up with women, i'm maxed out
well i mean of course i can go up more, i'm #1 tho, but it's like overkilling, eventually they'll just be stunned in my presence or some shit
you make these annoying complex plans to try to trigger me, it's really sadit's cute, but it's sad, i like the effort, but the hate expression is very badif you're gonna do it, don't hate me when you do itplay is play, trap is not play
I do not accept "I'm sorry". I do not offer forgiveness.You will pay for this.
i thought we had good guys in the roomy'all been gassing this entire time i can't breath
some of you are goodsome of you are badsome of you are really bad (isolate or suciide only)i think it's always good i focus on, then bad does something for attention, and i punish them, then really bad does something and commits suicide
i mean at a certain point you're gonna have to realize who the bad ones are, you really are going to have to trust yourself, at some point
i'm not here to sort out the audience or clean men, i'm here to dump my mind, fuck with yours, and build for the future
your only option is to slave, that's my bond, it creates slaves to women, esp. medisobey, express hate/rejection, get stung, execute yourself
yea that kinda happens right nowit depends? idk, it varries on just how much i dislike you, how much damage you were trying to cause to me, it's not straight forwardor maybe it is, fuck around and find out
you've been losing your mindsyou can't rest, you can't get a dateyou can't get a hug from mama, mama does'nt like you anymore :[you fucked up!
no appolgizingno forgivenessnot a joke, not a memeyou are straight fucked, disobey women once, you lose your lifethat's my world
i gave you a preview of what it's like when you're liked, when you're accepted, when you accept the bond and don't misbehavenow you see what happens when you don'tlive or die, make your choice
if you provide really good utility and are super helpful, you might be able to get a girl sure, but behave and never talk back
"we're dying kam"you think i give a fuck? kill yourselves
give me the entire website, email me the login details, and maybe i'll cut you some slack
it's so painfulit's so hurtfulit's so uncomfortableimagine how you look to womenimagine that for a secondhow useless you arehow stupid you arehow done you areit's over
Man, I was really hoping kam had finally killed himself. This sucks ass.
>>76727580He hates anything healthy or beautiful because he knows he will never be or attain anything comparable.
>>76724610Great core, and that vascularity!>>76727091strong! and good beard!>>76727111abs coming in well!Good to see Kam's alive and kicking.183 cm 86 kg
based schizo thread
There’s a demon in my soul his name is jesus
>>76723255Neither of you have pectus. Holy shit this term has been beaten to death.This anon has pectus >>76723293
>>76729682I do, dipshit. It fucking sucks.
>>76723255Looking absolutely spartan'd>>76724610Also very good>>76727091Looking good! You look like a bit more muscle would suit youKeep pushing brahs
>>76723017>people of a certain age look like people of the same age from another time
>>76729974>only complimented the white peopleI know what you are
>>76729974Excellent physique dude. Wow
>>76730246Ty!
Now what?
>>76729682I trained my ass off for years and only having top tier chest genetics was sufficient to make the funnel chest less visible. It's still ruined what would have been an Arnold tier chest by making it asymetrical. You're a fucking faggot fuck you.>>76729974thanks u 2
>>76730672Now build a good career and buy a nice house and slay pussy
>>76730672Now that you lost the fat it's time to build muscle and look big in a shirt
>>76730093Smart?
>>76723255you should stop benching and switch to standing barbell press as your primary upper body compound
>>76731676I don't bench; also I have 2 dedicated shoulder days and add volume every other day with raises as well as pyke push ups.They're just that bad.