>anon, I don’t care about macros or splits or any other autistic shit like that, I just asked you for a good booty workout ok?How would you answer her?
You made up a premise that's already been lost inside of your mind, it's like knowingly going inside a dead end while being chased by armed bandits. You will forever be a virgin because even in your most insane wildest drug fueled fantasies you're still a loser cuck
booty workout > no workoutstart there expand laterby expand I mean her vaginawhat I mean is having sex with herdo you understand?
>I'll give you a good booty workout bbgirl*unzips dick*
>>76724303>I, uhh, I uh really like your Yugioh necklace…
>>76724303Pull your pants off and ride my fat dad cock. Keep your panties on daddy likes that dumb bitch where's your brother make him wear your panties
>>76724309Did you not like the boobies I posted?:(
>>76724310>>76724315>>76724334Um, in English, professor?
>>76724303"Oh so you aren't really concerned with getting results? You just kind of want to work up a sweat?">jdsfkhaslkdjfhaskljfdh"I'm confused because you made it sound like you wanted results but you don't really seem to care about getting them. Can you please help me understand where you're coming from?">fadjshfkjasfhlakjdf"Fuck you bitch I hope you rot in hell"
>>76724310Stop speaking like a pretentious faggot and talk clearly si we can understand you
>>76724319*She calls you a racist bigot for insulting her culture*
>>76724303Will getting /fit/ get me a large breasted Iraqi gf?
>>76724853gawd dam
>>76724303barbell hip thrusts 3 x 8 w/ 1 min rest time
>>76724303too big already, stop eating
>>76725943Got booba on my mind fr
>>76724853Jacked off to this slut so many times brehs
>>76726088Name?
>>76726100Sarah Arabic
>>76724303hip thrust machine 3x8cable pull through 3x12hip abduction 3x15Do 3x per weekTry to add weight every week or two>>76726100Sarah Arabic iircshe has a "SLUT" tattoo right above her vag
>>76724303Id do less squats and more toes in leg press end of rom for a few weeks/months and kind of briskly run.Smooth muscle workouts and fat in the muscle are what will not make you too muscular. You dont wanna go too hard because strength training and shit super hardcore is gonna destroy your hormones. Learn to make a tuna avocado roll for christ sake. Chicken picatta.
>>76724303Lunges and kettlebell swings. Do a lot of them.
>>76726118>Sarah Arabic iirc>she has a "SLUT" tattoo right above her vagHow badly do you have to fuck up as a father for your daughter to end up like that?
>>76724521>>76724853wtf why did nobody tell me there were massive boobies under those burkhas?!??
>>76724303So that what you can fuck gaylord and spend all your money on whole foods? I need sex now you can be the nigger and i can be the jew.
>>76724521Who is she?
>>76726561elysandra.ali
>>76724310I fucking hate these academic types that speak in riddles and fucking rhymes to make themselves feel better. An idiot admires complexity a genius admires simplicity. Just say it straight
>>76724309fpbp
>>76724303Fitness your dick in my mouth
>>76724303Do 3 sets of bleacher runs to failure 2x per week now leave me alone foid.
>>76724303Bend over*unzips dick*
>>76727900Why does your dick have a zipper?
>>76728832>boner-blocker
>>76728832You mean yours doesn't? Weirdo
my face
>>76724303i hate women.
>>76724303Just give her the booty workout dumbass. Then when she comes back and complains its not working you tell her about nutrition (your cock in her mouth).
>>76728832Anon I think you might have a problem. They assured me at my 4th grade penis inspection day that this is normal.
