Humorous bread
tap water goblin
Fuck I have loads of shit but it's not fit related so here is sexual health and wrestling
>>76727584>STDIt's STI, don't stigmatize them.
cut some random fitness fail clips
>>76728580Huh, a woman's natural instinct really is to bend over and submit huh.
>>76728580This plate shit is already retarded, butSteel?
>>76728580Shake it off LOL
>>76727577bread?
good bread
>>76730198I would do unspeakable things to this woman.
>>76731811Did anyone find out what activated almonds are? Was it a typo?
>>76732391It was a scam where some meme company would add a Britta thing on your faucet to "alkalize" your water. They tried to sell it as some healthy diet thing, hence all the gratuitous adjectives. I especially enjoyed "really activates the almonds" as a riff on the pedantic "really makes you think" thing.
>>76732433Makes sense it was an ad.
>>76730198Physinogomy.
>>76732433A filter would *neutralize* water though, unless it was already acidic to begin with. Is the general population really so scientifically illiterate they don't even know what's in their water?
>>76732887He never said filter, you stupid fuck.
>>76732772I really don't understand the idealized gook form. They mutilate themselves into weird plastic mannequins.You'd think they'd take a hint from the japs, who are the most attractive east asians, primarily because of their johmon admixture who had facial structures similar to europeans.
>>76732956Any vote on the internet is always going to be adversely affected by just how many gooks and chinks there are
>>76728729It clearly says iron on the plate
>>76732391iirc it's germinating them. enzymes changing up molecules and shit like how malting grains makes the starch more digestible to yeast
Does anybody have the "Is this possible" greentext?
>>76727577>OP sageing his own threadanyway here is my contribution
>>76731811almonds aside, the other ones are just as crazy
extremely rare funny women
>>76732391Like so
>>76734034By far the best meme in /tv/ history
>>76734034those threads were kino
>>76734123Kek I still laugh about them sometimes. Can't believe that meme never took off, it was perfect.
>>76734124It took off on 4chan but it's not a meme that can spread to normie circles since youd get banned for making fun of troons. Memes like calling fast food goyslop could take off since you just drop the goy part which is why everything is called slop in normie circles nowadays.
>>76734131lmao,can't believe i forgot about that one, it's pure gold>>76734131>It took off on 4chan but it's not a meme that can spread to normie circles since youd get banned for making fun of troons. Memes like calling fast food goyslop could take off since you just drop the goy part which is why everything is called slop in normie circles nowadays.yeah good points
>>76734010were those earbuds or teeth? i hope they were teeth.
>>76728594She uploaded it anyway to show off her ass
>>76733625Iron or steel is what you need, leave that fancy elven stuff to the elves
>>76730227The funny thing about this one is that irl all the bros at his gym probably really do love that dwarf. If he can do it, so can we!
>>76727584hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*breethe*hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>76734056>Those two guys just chilling on the rim
>>76734010>>76734317HIS EYEBALLS POPPED OUT OF HIS HEADHIS FUCKING EYEBALLS POPPED OUT OF HIS FUCKING HEAD
>>76734317Earbuds. Watch his ears closely and you'll see them.
>>76734459Elves make the best steel
>>76734080That man is so fucking based, also wife probably really enjoys it.
>>76734544Based clickbaiter
>>76734034
holy fuck this thread is fucking garbage
>>76734401Laughed. Then I realized how terminally and derangedly online one has to be to understand this pic and now I'm sad (but still laughing).
>>76735805You don't really that's the problem with Zoomer e-daddy shit. You don't have to go look for it. It finds you. Your one timid well natured friend or younger co-worker has got on this stuff and won't shut up about it. Years later I still call him Sigma Sam.
>>76735798t. dongle
Couple more clips
>>76734418>You're not sweating
>>76735785Scooby?
>>76727621the kind of shit a german (autistic) would unironically do
>>76730247this thing has the life expectancy of a pigcrazy how their diet has obliterated them into dysgenics
>>76732772this is him without 10lb makeup
>>76734034LMAO
>>76734080legendary thread
>>76734006Sad... Who's more at fault here ? What could the spotter have done ?
>>76735760Haven't seen this in ten years, still lol'd
>>76732956To my knowledge, east asians have the lowest genetic diversity. If i had to guess, there's some hidden gook gene that attracts them to exaggerated versions of their form. "Asians all look alike" is actually somewhat substantiated by reality.
onions based diet
>>76734080i hope she left him
>>76732391Heated. You cook them a little. I used to go oit with a lady who is in ti that kind of stuff
>>76737974that's not nice
>>76737974It's true, there is no unattractive behavior, just unattractive men. An "average" man talking to her implies she is at his level, and most women are wholly delusional about her own level, from years of her DM's being filled with horny Indian men and hooking up with hot guys. None of them want to commit but she starts fancying herself as the prize
>>76735798Does anyone the one where fit was making routine one word at a time?
>>76734017That woman behind who saw it happened just still casually okays with her phone and being nosy. Absolutely fucking useless. Stupid bitch!
>>76734006He died here and the spotter apparently was his dad. I don't see anything humorous about this, a lot of "people" in this board are psychos.>>76736236>Sad... Who's more at fault here ? Both are at fault>What could the spotter have done ?Not being present, so the guy could just dump the bar behind him
>>76738774>50 most influential peopleYeah, on gravity maybe
>>76728594
>>76730198Gadzooks
>>76730198Short girls problems:>Teehee, let me make a Tik Tok of me falling head first into the washing machine. So quirky!Short boys problems:>An apology to my parents and why I'm going to end it all (part 1 of 17)
>>76727577wtf do you mean showering daily is not an option? these people are so fucking hopeless
>>76740401what?
>>76739951>>76739952that's the gyms fault
>>76740401If men got off by lifting we would all look like Superman.
>>76734470There's no justice bro she's going to keep doing open relationships and getting away with it forever.
>>76728449literally the only way to win with women is to not play the game
>>76730242lmao
>I hope she left him
>>76739951Olympic weightlifting is so fucking stupid.
>>76727621Is this the guy who fell from the stage?
>>76739061lmao
>>76740420>"praying no one saw that">posts it on the internetMake it make sense
>>76728574Real talk, how fucked is that man's knees
>>76740420What happened?She pissed or orgasmed?
>>76741223She pretended for clicks
>>76740638i dropped 120kg on my knee doing pendlay rows when one strap broke, it swelled up and had bruising all over my entire leg for a few months, now its 6 months later and its pretty much healed, i can however still feel lumps where i dropped itconsidering he almost threw it and it was around 4 plates i think its fucked
>>76739952i like how you can see a single shard of glass fly on camera before the turnhonestly just cut it there and its perfect comedic timing
>>76738110People who proselytize for defeatism should be hanged from street lights.
>>76740414She's pretending to have an orgasm
>>76740420>>76741223It's not real, retards. It's videos for social media, she's not actually vlogging her real experience or whatever
>>76741383Is that what I said? I'm pointing out women's hypocrisy and delusion
>>76738774Based Simpsons reference
>>76739868Gesundheit!
>>76732090Rape is not unspeakable though. Nor is a Dirty Sanchez.
my reflections on learning to lift
>>76740420I was browsing porn and edging a bit between sets. I went to do some pull-ups with leg lifts and was probably still a little hard, but almost I came.I would work out a lot more if that happened often and without porn.
>>76742567"not just your favorite" has a bit of wiggle room though. you can have a "best-in-slot" mentality and pick your favorite for each muscle group.
>>76732391I believe the idea is to soak them in water first. "Activated" = starting the germination process to get the seed's metabolic and biological processes started, but still eating them before they germinate and become sprouts. That is my own take on it, IDK if it is right
>>76738849Anon, it's a nigger. Who cares if it is hurt?
cut some more clips
few more
>>76743062lmao damn
>>76730242Based
>>76734080Hero
>>76734006I still dont understand whats the purpose of a squat spotter. If anything the "spotter" should be in front of the dude to push the bar away from him
>>76743080lmao not even close>>76743048>>76743055weeeeeeee!
>>76738774I read that last bit in Ralph Wiggum's voice
>>76738774>heavy social media presence
>>76743073>SIZE(punch)>DOESN'T (punch)>MATTER(cooler full of his mom's dildos falls from the rafters and breaks his untrained neck)
>>76743049Ah yes, perfect form on a deadhang for once
>>76734461>If he can do it, so can we!but he can't, that's the thing, when people see him they don't think "oh look at that guy, he really takes care of his body", they think "look, a fucking midget lmao"
>>76743064lol
>>76742718This retarded response is why you see smolbois doing goblet squats, RDLs, dumbbell incline, cable rows and wonder why they aren't making gainsYou CANNOT substitute squat/dead/bench/bb rowYou can train other movements with them, but you'll never reach your potential bitching out
>>76743040The Rise and Fall of Chris Watts
>>76734399I don't get it.
>>76740638Unredeemable, saar
>>76743107>Blocks his way to jump forward.A spotter is fine if both people know what they're doing. If worse comes to worst, the spotter should pull the bar off the lifter and let it fall to the floor while the lifter jumps forward. Unfortunately the majority of people are too retarded to understand this.
>>76735798>Complains about garbage thread>Posts least funny pic in threadWhat did he mean by this?
>>76741416go back to r9k you fucking chudcel. you faggots are the cancer killing this board. 100$ says you havent touched a weight in years. 200$ says you couldnt do a pullup. kill yourself. erase yourself from the gene pool.
>>76734004https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szdziw4tI9o
>>76740424simply never cry into a womans arms
>>76739868Is she Jeremy Allen White's sister?
>>76738956>He died here and the spotter apparently was his dad>dadholy fuck that guy must be broken
>>76739931it's like the bigdickproblems subreddit vs smalldickproblems
>>76743600Rorschach images are ink blots that are random, and you are supposed to tell the doctor what you see. It's a way of teasing out your subconscious biases. The joke is that the poster himself is the one obsessed with bbc.
>>76735798>Sincerely dongleAlways gets me kek
>>76744408his neck certainly is.
>>76736177funnily enough he called himself out on it when an interviewer was gushing over his skincare routine he said "What's my skincare routine? 7 layers of makeup."
>>76743080expertly timed
>>76743076Straight up Michael Jackson'd his way out of danger
what is this exercise called ?
>>76735745are they noticeable
>>76727577
>>76746419
>>76736177He looks much better here. His performance getup is like a bogged lesbian.
cut more webms, i will post a few more in batches so i'm not sitting here all day
>>76746921I did this when I was a kid. Used a step stool and was luckily facing the other way so the hooks caught and I didn't crash to the bottom.
>>76734399i do get it
>>76745194Well put
>>76743040Is she trying to kill him? Why did she start pushing backwards?
>>76732090there's porn with drugged girl who looks just like herr
>>76727621Based patron saint of rules and regulations
>>76740638About three fiddy
>>76747511>>76730198No there isn't, and you can't prove it
>>76746921>>76746950but why would you even do that?
>>76740424I have a wife and children, I won by playing the game.You're just an incel that's afraid to play.
>>76738849I wouldn't get up if a nigger passed out near me.
>>76729592>>76728580have they never heard of backpacks?
>>76746396>bomb arab pussy
>>76746922Preparing for black friday
>>76746924KekThat'll teach those row-tards
>>76745737Natural selection
>>76746918How the fuck does the bar slip with chalk and thumb around grip?
>>76730198>Jeep girlStay away
>>76749599I always wince at leg press videos, but what even happened in this one ?
>>76749619Eighth repping, weight matters more to him than training.
>>76734017The bucks are breaking themselves
>>76738849If the roles were reversed the nigger would have checked her pockets before stomping on her head. I would never help one of those animals out
>>76741414I dated a girl who said she has orgasmed in the gym from machines.
>>76740423>foreverUntil she slams face first into the wall
>>76743048Looks fun honestly.
>>76749603final destination shit but the grim reaper just phoning it in
>>76730198What a cutie
>>76748390>bomb, arab pussy
last few for this thread, maybe
>>76749580>car crashing directly into a building>FUNNY GYM FAILS COMPILATION
Seasonally appropriate humor?
>>76750898Looked like that guy in college 3 years after college I looked like Bradley MartynLife's a wild ride guys
>>76750540Kek>When you roll in a sit-up thread
>>76738110>tfw 5'6"
>>76747511
