if you're still consuming this slop, you're retarded
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Yes I am, thank you
>>76728062Mean had higher test when they were full of lead instead of microplastics
>protein powder full of lead>tuna full of mercury>everything else full of plasticAt what point do we become artificial lifeforms?
>>76728062>eat stuff with lead>lead is heavy>body becomes its own resistance simply existingit's like you don't even want to make it
>>76728268Kekked
>>76728062>implying the levels were enough to mean fuck all>implying heavy metals aren't naturally occurring and pretty much fucking everywhere>implying you aren't exposed to them almost constantly and a certain amount over your whole life is meaningless
>>76728062Thank God they didn't test creatine.
>errrm is that 5 micrograms of lead, that is ummm LE BADanything that comes out of the ground has lead in it and it tastes good because its metal and so am i
>>76728062Literally just eat high protein foods its not that fucking hard. you dont need your morning milkshake
Yeah I won't be buying another bag, this one will be the last
>buy shitty chink vegan protein powder>get sick and die>buy all natural red blooded patriotic american whey protein powder>massive gains and no negative side effectswow shocking who would have seen this coming i truly cannot believe it
>>76728062My brand tested safe so eat shit
>>76728062They took the lead out of paint because it blocks them imaging your house through wifi. I take protein powders specifically for this reason.
>>76728070true. the ancient romans used lead as a sweetener and all their pipes were lead. the jews don't want us using lead anymore
>making a fifth thread on this instead of searching for "lead"why?>>76726677TL;DR it's a publicity stunt, their "level of concern" is 20x lower than the strictest countries' guidelines. take your scoops and get big.
>>76728062Romans ate lead and they conquered the World.
Protein shakes are for pussies that can't handle the natural flavor of water. Criticize me about being too based and alpha for my way of thinking all you want; in the end of the day I'm right (as always)
>>76730399Generalising my guy. Americans slam meth into their dick veins and die at 40 and have the best military in the world. Turns out not everyone is a trailer park meth junkie. Nor were all romans crazy on lead
>>76728070>Mean
>>76728062You already got btfo last thread when it was found that the tester's "high" lead levels were lower than the acceptable ranges of any government body which regulates these things.
>>76731691Romans used excessive spices in their gastronomy, because their lead plumbing lead (eheh) to decreased sensitivity of taste buds.sauce: read it somewhere, must be true
>>76728062I only buy from sources that do yearly checks by third party laboratories
>>76728062For those of you who haven't seen the report, the overwhelming majority of the "protein" powders/meal replacements which did contain unacceptable amounts of lead were "plant-based". Basically if you weren't a faggot redditard and/or uneducated woman blindly copying social media trogs then chances are ur good.
