Name a better form of cardio.Side note, my quads are on fire right now
>>76729896Sex.
>>76729896Biking or jogging up a mountain
swimming?
>>76729896tennis, boxing, a lot of circuit training mixups.
>>76730121i remember when autists were posting these gifs. this is the western equivalent of fat otakus recording themselves swinging around fake katanas
>>76731948You're trying too hard. That or you're just a baby
>>76729896wrestling, sex, swimming.just gave you three.
>>76729896This scene was awesome.
>>76731948I have a real katana and I'm not an otaku, so?
>>76731956bro.. spinning around while shooting off dual-wield handguns is kind of retarded.
>>76729896Fencing is anaerobic, though.
>>76731948>i remember when autists were posting these gifs. this is the western equivalent of fat otakus recording themselves swinging around fake katanasYou wouldn't be saying if you knew that through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The Gun Kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents, while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increased lethal proficiency makes the master of the Gun Katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
>>76732606Kek based. I would unironically fear someone who trains quick draw
>>76729896how do I practice this cardio without catching assault charges?
>>76732642Get permission from a sparring partner. It can actually be hard to find someone willing to hit you or get it. Had to go to a different town to find someone to give me a black eye for a story.
>>76729896Fencing isn't cardio chud
>>76729896I like skateboarding as short distance commuting. It doesn't feel intense because it's all short bursts and coasting but it gets your hr up there. Especially when you're using something like a longboard and pushing uphill. Faster than walking/running, needs less equipment and is more portable than biking. Just pick up the board and go in and get your groceries or whatever. I wind up getting most of my cardio without even setting out to exercise that day. Just look at fitness tracker boom 150 zone minutes (above resting range is 1 per minute held there the more vigorous hr ranges count as 2)
>>76729896>Name a better form of cardio. A real martial art that doesn't use outdated weapons? Sex?
