>be me.>29. >sad voice in head since 6.>started lifting at 22.>picking up up heavy things makes the sad voice quieter. >gym became my prescription. >could almost pass for a normie if it weren't for the autism and homeless samurai haircut. >dollar-store Toji meets functional fitness youtuber physique.>slowly improving self. not optimistic, but less doomer.>maybe I'll make a dating profile? not confident but maybe i can find a nice gremlin.>gym closes down. >3 months pass. haven't found a new gym.>addicted to video games, youtube and porn.>sleep at 8AM. wake up 3PM. barely eating.>only a couple of night shifts per week. enough to pay rent. not for living.>physique has nearly regressed to teenage years.>5'8 twink body, norwood 3 head.>no gf in 12 years. no sex in 6. >the last glimmer of hope just shit itself and died.>fuck. >can't keep living like this, but promised myself i wouldn't rope. still got family.
>>76731406Yeah just give up
>>76731406cont.>today>find a new gym.>it's good. bigger. newer. >2x as expensive, but it's the cheapest in the area.>fuck it I'll make it worth it.>time for a comeback.>turn up at 7PM. place is still buzzing.>give the receptionist the bro nod.>select GYM playlist.>weeb beats.mp3 >fuck yeah>pop earbuds in.>low battery. forgot to charge.>ohwell.jpg>i'm on a mission, music be damned.>group of hot chicks walking by, just finished their workout. yappin.>booty shorts so tight you could see the pores on their butt cheeks.>sweat glistening off their exposed chests.>ahh. if only I didn't have myopia.>distractedly pull my trusty workout towel out from the bottom of my bag.>despite the gym beats I hear the sound of something flopping out onto the floor like a pile of wet spaghetti.>it's my my piss-yellow aliexpress ribbed-and-knobbed-for-your-pleasure pocketpussy.>WHAT THE FUCK>took me a second to realize what the fuck just happened>must have wrapped it in the towel to dry and forgot about it.>stuff it back in my bag.>I hear the girls laugh.>I look at the receptionist. >bro cannot look at me.>look up at the security camera.>dear god. why.>did 3x12 for bench, pullup, leg press and RDL.>see you tomorrow at the gym, anon.
>gym closes down. >3 months pass. haven't found a new gym.I bought home gym for 100 dollars, can train every muscle.
>>76731413>fuck yea
>>76731406at least you had sex you fucking faggot
>>76731413
>>76731413there is no way
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