How many eggs today bros?
>>76734840>salt the water and the doritosWhat the Gordon Ramsey shit is this?
>>76734858>The micro plastic cooks the eggs
I would kill her if she served me that
>>76734858did you accidentally take the tiktok of the broad cooking eggs in a doritos bag seriously?
I always wondered if the type of people making these just grew up in the ghettoest most white trash households and think this is normal or it's all just social media rage bait for views
mmm blue dye
>>76734967>it's all just social media rage bait for viewsI have a friend who tiktoks, you get paid for every video with 12k+ likes. The incentive is to get likes at any cost.
>>76734840I'm gonna vomit. This is a culinary equivalent of Martyrs.
>>76734840>Dumps in a tub of highly processed liquid cheese>Then adds in packets of processed cheese slices
>>76734840Oh say can you see
>>76734998Well that is awesome to know and makes me love where society is headed even more.
>>76734840
5 Dozen eggs.
>>76734903Modern women do this kind of shit unironically all the time. They are slaves to social media
>>76734840Fucking americans
>>76734840>white handsincredible. anyways I've had 4 today.
>>76735732We could turn your country completely to glass before the end of the year with conventional weapons alone and nobody would or could do a thing except impotently bitch.You are an insignificunt turd. Never forget; You continue to exist only because we allow it.
>>76736088Ye but youre fat tho
>>76734840Can you imagine the amount of cancer inducing hormone disrupting shit is leaking from the doritos bag into the food
>lets mix these eggs with a bunch of plastic why
>>76736131ye but u suck balls tho
>>76734840>woman cookingchecks out.
>>76734840I usually have 5 to 9 eggs per day, in milkshakes. I may cut down to 1 milkshake per day though, because eggs are high in fat
>>76736131Dollars to pennies you would be if you were not so dirt poor.
>>76736131Ameribros... How to recover from this without sounding mad?
