What are you going as, and can you reach it?Critique!>How do I lose weight in time for Halloween to VAGUELY not look like a fatfuck
fast until October 31. It's like asking how do I run a marathon completely untrained by Halloween.
>>76736034Try next year big fella
>>76736034Damn i have those giant protruding ribs too, it looks weird unless i tilt my pelvis and ribcage forward while rolling my shoulders back which sucks my stomach in way too much
>>76736034dog who gives a fuck about halloween. what are you? happy or something? got friends and a party planned? faggot
>>76736034maybe in 2030 brah
I was planning to go to shibuya and be part of the biggest halloween fest in the world but the jap gov banned halloween.Old people need to die.>>76736054Old fucker or some small dicked incel.
>>76736054My gf has planned it all, she's got three different outfits for three parties, this is my one outfit.>>76736073They...banned Halloween? I'm not young, I'm 31 :(>>76736049Yeah, I am ABIT barrell/pigeon chested unfortunately, thanks to my old man's maori heritage. >>76736060>>76736041>Pic related I managed this in 2022, albeit I weighed 80kg, not 88, but I made it to 76kg in two months ISH.
>>76736034I ordered my costume in September and its a lost package now.Guess I get 1 more year to get bigger for the costume. >$64 originally>$150 if I wanted it by Halloween after being lost
>>76736106oh nvm than time to cut brah
>>76736034you don’t have the traps or the tan for this. you can pull off robert paulson though
>>76736313I don't see much in the way of traps on mr durden, he just looks lean.
BANE
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>>76736377he has some (at all). OP does not
