>be me>be proud gymbro>work out everyday>track calories>track diet>lift weights everyday>20 minute drive to the gym for years and years>damn. I'm finally /fit/. Feels good man.>I'm strong as fuck. I can lift heavy things.>walking out to my car on some random unimportant day>suddenly feel cold metal in my chest>no idea what's going on>look behind me>100lb DYEL nigger just stabbed me in the chest and punctured my lung>collapse to the ground. Nigger steals my wallet>gasping for air. I've never felt like this before.>crazy feeling, not being able to breath properly>feel like I'm holding my breath but my diaphragm is technically working fine.>Start praying to God>every bad thing I've ever done floods to my mind.>paramedics arrive in what feels like 5 seconds. (don't know how long it actually took)>can't believe I'm alive>be at hospital>wake up after passing out. Chest hurts and breathing is uncomfortable>doc says. Wow, you got some big muscles.>"yeah", I say. "But they didn't do my any good".
>>76736739i love walkable cities
around blacks never relax
>>76736739OMG that's terrible, is the poor Black King okay? Did you have a lot of money for him to take? I hope so. Getting stabbed in the chest was a small price to pay for helping a Black King. You should be grateful that he chose you.
The total happiness in the world increased :)
>>76736739holy wall of text dnr
I'm a paramedic that picked up a gymbro that got shot in the face yesterday when he tried to fight with some guy lol.
>>76736751>>walking out to my car
>>76736739you would have died if you weren't fit.what the fuck kind of post is this?What possible sort of individual would have the desire to post something like this?I don't understand.
>>76736850kek i lol
>>76736739i own concealed 3a armor to wear under clothes for stabbers, if you have a big back already it doesn't printi have worn it several times in public when necessaryi live in a city
>>76736953>you would have died if you weren't fit.?
>>76737045>stabbers
