goblinx general - jump scare edition
What's your major /fit/?
>people
>>76737465
>>76736741At least link the previous thread. >>76711634
>>76737662
>>76736741Based
>>76739078awooooooga she got big ole floppers <3
>>76737214He was probably also wondering why they were all being filmed
>>76736741you know what I'm thinking cholo? I'm thinking this is based.
>>76737211That food does look pretty damn good.
>>76737465>>76737660is this the one that died?
>>76737660Imagine going to college just to learn theres only 2 genders. They hand out degrees for anything these days.
>>76736741can someone explain to me the lore behind this gif?I seen it multiple times but i still don't get the point of it outside of a woman having fat fingers for years.
>>76737214She looks like a nice person desu
>>76737288Donno why they are getting all upset. It's super accurate.
>>76739292Am I not wrong to pity this person?
>>76740096I don't see why not, that is a pitiable creature. Begging for validation from strangers on the internet has to be some rock bottom behavior.
>>76736741Thank you for your service
>>76739078Honestly, its surprising to me this bitch hasnt done OF. Its not that i want to see it, but you gotta give her props for keeping her standards
>>76740705how is she not in jail is what i wanna know lmao
>>76736741All you guys secretly love chubby and fat girls
>>76740736nah there's only a couple with not at all veiled fetishes in this thread.
>>76740049she was a fine as hell tripfag who used to post here but got bullied away
>>76739672anti-CICObros... our response?
>>76741335Our responses were already given. Women, especially menopausal women, don't have the same biology. Experiment invalidated. Sorry C(ICO)huds.
Thankfully sweater weather is upon us
>>76741335its well established that in the short term calorie deficit diets lead to fat loss. But what is also established is that the body will adjust its metabolic rate and also increase hunger hormones like ghreliin and that the short term fat loss leads in the end to an even higher level of fatness than before the diet.
>>76741497SAUCE
>>76737288Pumbaa out there just slaying.
>>76737288Why did the hot chick get two males?
Jaimie weisberg
>>76739078>>76739675
>>76742332>bergerimagine just being able to lean back anywhere and have a counterbalance built into your stomach
>>76737465>>76737660Why posted twice?
>>76742332I can't imagine what horrific spine and joint issues that beast has or will have.
>>76742332i can’t resist women in nylon suits even if they weight a ton HELP!
>>76742813what about the horrific stretch emanating from her nethers (front and back)?
>>76742926what do you suppose that bra cost? like $200? or is it not really any more expensive even with that much more fabric?
>>76742943its not just the fabric, it's an entirely different cut and design. there's a point where the size is just so big that the cut can't just be proportionally increased
>>76741180I hate biggers so much for doing this to their children
>>76739996It looks like the most basic, bland food in the entire world
>>76742332(((weisberg)))
>>76736741How bout some cute monkee here
>>76736741she became a hotie after the weight lost. her work as a part time barista in the starbucks inside her local target + nursing school keep her active enough to keep the weight off. Also she get lot of sex with her boyfriend with whom she just moved in, apparently she hope he will propose.
>>76745003Fingers no longer fat. I believe it.
>>76745003wow! it even converted to Islam!
>>76744940Why is the armpit like that?
>>76745790Genetics
>>76742332so for those wondering, she is def leaning back a bit, but also, she sits a LOT. most likely leaning against something. She's immobile so much that as she grew fat, her body contoured to the shape.
>>76737660>winnipigI always thought it's Winnipeg
>>76744940lolis this how they bleach assholes?
>>76737465>>76737660she would have been cute if she didnt make herself into a fat tub of shit
>>76745816Like a tree growing around a fence post
>>76747116Is that a male or a female?
>>76745003Fake news
>>76747124Probably one of those non-binary type shit
>>76743618This is why people who are on glp1s are on it for life. Who are you fooling, if you didn't have the willpower and fortitude to stop eating in the first place, you're certainly not going to have it when your 40 pounds lighter and all the sudden are assailed by hunger pangs.
>>76743618It's a lack of willpower.
>>76747233The gall to use an image like that when they're the ones that slapped the "Out of Order" tape on a perfectly functional door.I would pity them if they were just deceiving and killing themselves... but they drag others with them for no other reason than to make themselves feel better about hurting themselves, and delegitimize the drive for actual justice and change by weaponizing it for that purpose.Actively harming other people and our society itself, just to avoid the truth's sting. Death to all HAES folx and the fat fetishists who enable them - immediate and unnatural, not the slow march they're already on.
>>76747342here in our very midst, posting plaphog "content" and architect "memes" and samefagging bullshit to derail...SNIFF>>76736741my eyes are on you, goblinx poster
Currently at 23 hours no food just water and black coffeehow long should I keep it up? How long CAN I?
>>76747473Make sure to take vitamins , drink 'snake juice' or equiv and you can go for many many days like that.
>>76745790Acanthosis Nigricanshttps://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/acanthosis-nigricans/symptoms-causes/syc-20368983Its a sure sign of insulin resistance.
>>76737465I could save her >>76742552Look at the university name, anon.
>>76742250I think the Beast canonically has both kinds of genitalia She was very hot though :D
>>76747124Thats a female, married and has kids. Its blackpilling as fuck that this fucking abomination has all of that and most guys nowadays cant even get looked at by a woman. Shits fucked beyond repair
>>76747706Smug looking motherfucker
>>76747706That's rich coming from a dude who is usually depicted as a big fat guy
>>76747661It would take direct divine intervention to stop me from using this cat as a beanbag chair
>>76737288At least Pumbahontas could laugh at himself
>>76744940Imagine the smell
>>76748238This is great
>>76737288Pocahontas, Ursula, Princess Aurora, Mirabel - Pumbah lays pipe
>>76747797That's a baka gaijin misconception, "fat Buddha" is not Buddha, that's budai, basically Buddhist Santa, this guy is Gautama Buddha, basically, THE Buddha.
>>76737288These videos are a lot less funny when you realize that they respin it a hundred times or they upload the pictures themselves
And nobody posted the released footage of the 550 pounder resisting arrest?! Sad.
>>76742190I hate you for reposting this pic every thread
>>76736741what's the story on her?
>>76747124Pineapple
>>76748544Not really.
>>76747661Is this real?
>>76749161I think she won
>>76749165it's what happens when you feed cats too much food. let it be a warning to all cat owners
>>76748167how tf do you end up with a body like that?
>>76748544better late than never, I guess
>>767497921. Get no exercise, not even walking around a store. Have all your groceries delivered. Work from home or collect disability. Watch netflix and play vidya all day.2. Eat processed crap for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Frozen walmart breakfast crap thrown in a toaster or microwave for breakfast, a dozen krispy cremes, fast food (supersized) for lunch, large pizza for supper. Do not neglect snacks, a party size bag of chips and a whole carton of doublestuff oreas a day are vital. Don't forget to drive through starbucks for 500 calorie "coffee" on occasion. 3. Angry blog about queer fat positivity as much as possible to obtain peer support that makes your shit lifestyle seem normal and desirable. 4. Repeat daily until your early death.
>>76749798this dumb motherfucker is just going to ban vaccines, time to bring back measles!
>>76749161this dumb bitch thinks not eating between breakfast and lunch counts as a restrictive eating disorder
>>76750115
>>76748947none really... years ago a tripfag kept insisting on posting "progress" - see fat fingers in all the picsbigger story is the obsessed retard who, years later, posts it every time and samefags the same handful of responses (you). at some point upgraded to the mp4 of someome who i guess the stalker thinks is her?just another fatass trying to ruin fph, presumably
>>76750294(I'm thinking) based.thank you for your service (sir or madam)qrd / story on this?she was a fine as hell tripfag who used to post here but got bullied awayI wish they were more creative like the "accidentally binged" frogposter. Pitiable creature must have some kind of compulsion.
>>76749798RFK Jr. holds the only shred of hope I have left in any governance.>>76750115Shut the fuck up.
>>76750346The nursing, coffeeshop thing is a fresh bit of stalking, at least. I wonder if goblinx even still lurks here or if the sch.izo is haunting the board pointlessly
>>76750358go eat some roadkill, wormbrain
>>76750115Basic pattern recognition says they'll act like this will never happen until it does, then simultaneously claim it's not a big deal and that it's some minority's fault. Unless it happens to them, of course.
>>76750390the buck stops (((there))) lol
>>76750294Were her progress pics literally just her fingers?
>>76750346why do you type like that? can you leave?
>>76750390on one hand, extoll the virtues of western society, medicine, science, etc. on the other hand denigrate the clearly good outcomes things like vaccines have had in the world. "society" indeed.
>>76749798so uh don't take tylenol or something lmeo
>>76750487silly anon, none of us can leave
>>76747116wow that level of heart disease is usually only present on people 60+
>>76740736>t. goblinx
>>76737465Why does it say winnie pig?That seems a tad harsh...
fresh webm straight out the oven
>>76751936The only answer is euthanasia.
https://youtu.be/IsYJofdpeLw
>>76751936What a pathetic worthless piece of shit
>>76751220KEK, incels (rightfully) complaint about woman being dismissive of ugly guys, but what they are doing to other ugly woman is straight up demonic.
>>76737662Fucking kek
>>76741497Who is the cumslut on the bottom and does she have nudes?
>>76751936Thank you for the quality content, sir
>>76747661OH LAWD HE COMIN
>>76747116Sure, it's the fault of CovidReminder that most people with covid issues are fat. Meaning it's not really covid the problem, but fatness>>76749798His boss is fat too>>76752091Ugliness is born, fatness is a choice. Girls laugh at ugly guys (no fault of their own), while guys laugh at fat chicks (it's their own fault to be fat)
>>76740096>>76740150No, you’re wrong to pity. A person that knows they are very fat, feels like shit all of time because they are fat, and isn’t doing anything about it except fishing for bullshit compliments isn’t due pity, they’re owed contempt.
>>76742332Where is her ass? She has like, a negative ass. An anti-ass if you will.
>>76747116>it’s not congestive heart failure (yet)>i.e. I know my heart is about to fail>but I’m going to do nothing to prevent itstupid biggers
>>76747661This always makes me so sad. People keep feeding their pets because they equate it to loving them, but it’s really animal abuse.
>>76748167
>>76753102What combination of genetics and calorics is required to make this abomination?
>>76753135you retardthat cat has pcos, it wasn't over fed
>>76751220man, look at that beautiful face. just a joy to behold
>>76742332Would... i mean wood... i mean ew.
>>76752995>His boss is fat toowe knowthanks you for your service tho
>>76742220If you're a weak willed retard that can't stand to be a little hungry then yeah I guess.
>>76747661Garflief ate to much lasaga
>>76754170>say their names in rooms they are yet to still enterSo fat they can't even fit through metaphorical doors
>>76750368Except it's not because that's a fake picture.
xio the dreamer
>>76752211I too would like to know this
>>76754253lmao
>>76739672I used to always think that entering your 30's/40's inevitably meant getting fat when I was young, but now I've realized it's just people getting lazier as they get older, and eating more. That, and when I worked with women, fat people (women) are literally just snacking all day. Bringing in packets of biscuits several times a week, etc.
>>76752005Lmao
>>76754175I am actually in favor of these new semiglutide drugs to lose weight but holy fuck they are already getting fucking preachy about it. Women can't avoid being bitches even when they are improving their lives.
>>76755225i think the guy you're replying to is sadder than GLP-1 users. they're trying to better themselves while he's logged into reddit and downvoting shit lmao
>>76753598This is probably something like water retention. Being fat just fucks up everything in your body. From a medical website;"What is the link between obesity and lower leg lymphedema?""Obesity can cause damage to the lymphatic system, which is responsible for removing toxins from the body. This can lead to a buildup of fluid in the lower legs, which can then cause swelling and pain. Additionally, obesity can put extra pressure on the veins and arteries in the lower leg area, reducing blood flow to that area and leading to further swelling."
>>76747661Me coming back home after going to the sushi buffet with the boys.
>>76755242I think that's just gigafucked fat distribution, lymphedema would be more evident lower in the leg(the further away from the heart the harder it is to remove fluid) while that person has reasonably normal looking ankles
If your abs disappear in bad lighting or at 10% body fat it means you don’t have any.
Look at this fat piece of shit I bet he can’t even walk up a flight of stairs.
>>76754175>I am so glad I took the initiative and got on this medicationfuuuuuuuuuck this steams my assfuck you
>>76756049Don't get me started on MLB fatties. All of them would be better off leaner. There's zero doubt about it. I hate the culture of fatties being acceptable. Not as much as I hate the Yankees, but close.
>>76756081LOL bitter failed athlete dyel
I’m sure Roger Clemens would have 13 cut young’s not 7 if he had lost 30lbLOL
>>76756090Not even close.
>>76756114Oh I’m sure what team did you play for
>>76751936i had to rewatch this in fullscreen for maximum kek
>>76756116I'm one of a 12 member team of fine young immigrants with bbc that services your mum for points. she plays absolutely no defense, just let's us right in.
>>76756178Loser
>>76756190she is but a hole's a hole, right?
>>76742220>im fat and dont want to take responsibility for my gluttony
>>76756460I can understand this feel. Luckily at least fat women have a niche group that want them, no one wants fat men. Only way out of fat hell is to put the fork down any way you can, and pray.
I hate myself and I need more people to hate me. I’m a /fat/ty retard who went on Zepbound cope because I couldn’t stop shoveling food in my mouth. Please let me know how shitty I am
>>76756480If you’re counting calories and not just relying on the drug it’s one thing; but if you’re not changing anything you’re going to see the consequences once you stop taking it.
This is the woman that gets upset she has to buy 2 plane tickets
>>76737660LMAO
>>76756672HOLY BASED
