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it's too powerful

>>76736810
The most Reddit beverage ever invented.

There's absolutely nothing special about it. You fell for a massive marketing campaign

>>76736810
Is 1.19 not good enough for you?
Are you some sort of hippie?
I have to pay like 4.50 in order to crack open my monster and have my first sip of the day
starting to really consider cutting back to just two or three daily, I'm getting priced out

>>76736819
what exactly does it mean for a beverage to be Reddit? How does a reddit beverage compare to a 4chan beverage?

>>76736840
It is reddit because there is nothing special about this drink. It is literally just an extremely average energy drink. You drink it because le memes

>>76736836
Cut back to two or three a day? Nigga how much of these are you drinking. That is retarded for your health and your wallet. Just get a large tub of preworkout or drink coffee like a normal person

>>76736840
A reddit drink can be defined as a drink for fat retards. A 4chan drink is a drink for skinnyfat retards.

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>>76736877
if being average makes something reddit, then aren't you reddit? also, I don't drink white monsters. I was just posting to point out how stupid you are.

>>76736810
Imagine drinking cancer in a can

>>76736840
I don't know. I used it to emphasize how people only consume it because of propaganda.

It became trendy to pretend to be fit and addicted to white monsters

>>76736897
Cancer is a meme

>go to buy a red bull
>it's like $4.50
like man i can make a cup of coffee for 5c

>>76736925
You don't understand. Mr shekelberg says you should drink 3 cans of white monster to work hard in the gym

>>76736894
It being average is not what makes it reddit. Drinking it because of memes when it is just an average drink is reddit. You misunderstood me

>>76736810
Logistics... you realize that drinks ingredients are worth like 3 cents, the retail price is after manufacturing, transport, tax and so on.

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>>76736883
explain this then

>>76736810
get a better job

>>76736925
but where are you sourcing your bull semen to put in your coffee?

>>76736836
>starting to really consider cutting back to just two or three daily
radioactive pissing kidney stone having greasy ass motherfucker

>>76736897
Show me specifically which ingredients in monster zero cause cancer. I'll wait.

>>76736877
>nothing special
its the best monster flavor, thats why its popular.

>>76736840
Calling things reddit is for mindbroken retards and has no real meaning. Even Jeff Nippard is doing it now, lol

>>76737036
he can't, because he's another full of shit retard

>>76736810
In my country monster cost more than beer can because sugar tax and other shit taxes.

>>76736810
Way too sweet. Redbull mogs

Caffeine in 2025?

>>76736810
A lot of people don't know this, but if you're on SNAP, you can literally buy these with food stamps. And I guarantee you 85% of this board is just people who live with their parents. So guess what? You qualify. Apply for SNAP and have the government buy you monster.

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>>76736836
>I have to pay like 4.50

Have you never heard of dollar stores?

>>76737699
>incoherent nonsensical post

>>76736810
I've never had one of these in my life. What's the difference between a scoop of pre workout which cost like 20 cent?

>>76736810
It gives me panic attacks and heart palpitations

Just buy kong strong

>>76737760
This is fizzy

>>76737785
aight I'll stick with the pre workout cheers

>>76736810
Honestly it's too big, I tried one and could not sleep at all.
I like that redbull sells smaller cans, which is more than enough.
You will get a heart attack if you drink this shit daily.

Is $2 a lot if you live in a scandinavian country? They go for $2 at Normal.

>>76737816
>You will get a heart attack if you drink this shit daily.
this had to have been typed by someone that was homeschooled

>>76736810
I getem 3 (16 ouncers) for $7.56 out the door.

>>76737816
>You will have a heart attack if you drink something with less caffeine than a Starbucks coffee daily

>>76738111
it's the other stuff not the caffeine

>>76736810
It tastes like rancid fermented piss mixed with syrup and does absolutely nothing to me

People think these are bad for your heart, but the true killer with energy drinks is the kidneys

These things absolutely wreck the kidneys

>>76738141
Yeah man all those people dying from naturally occurring amino acids and b vitamins

>>76736819
I did, my life got better and my tummy hurt less and my jitters went away
why the fuck did I use energy drinks other than being memed into it
it's akin to sobering up to quit I really don't judge others some people have hard jobs, challenges I didn't. I dont need these fucking make my heart jitter and paranoid

>>76738183
>naturally occurring
i don't see cans of monster growing on trees

>>76738236
Super great that nobody said that then.

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Better

Finally tried a white monster after all the endless online meme shilling and immediately dumped the entire thing into a drain after the first sip, how the fuck do any of you genuinely think it tastes good??

It tastes and feels like chemical industrial waste, absolutely horrendous. Tastes like someone dumped 250g of chinese artificial sweeteners into a window cleaner. I have no other explanation but that you're all brainwashed zoomer addicts, no way a healthy sane human being actually thinks it tastes good in any shape or form.

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I wish there were more flavored monsters. I miss ultra gold

>>76738517
You ever get tired of posting this?

>>76738598
You ever get tired of shilling this absolute garbage?

>>76736810
skill issue, i made 120k in the last 2 months
> sales

>>76738600
So no then. Weird.

>>76737753
Yeah, I try to buy them from seconds stores when I can, same as protein powder.
I find the only other time they end up cheap is in those stores that sell imported viet product that all tastes really weird. It's too cursed to do that.

>>76736810
> rots your teeth
> hardens your arteries
> spikes blood pressure
> elevated blood pressure and abnormal electrical activity in the heart for hours afterward
> disrupts sleep
> energy drinks can disrupt normal heart function
https://www.health.harvard.edu/nutrition/are-energy-drinks-bad-for-you

I drink that trash too, but let's not pretend there is anything good about it.

>>76736819
Absolutely this.

>>76738183
There is a bunch of shit that breaks down into caffeine with a longer half-life.

>>76738600
Feels like genuine paid shilling.

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>>76738827

>>76738827
>There is a bunch of shit that breaks down into caffeine with a longer half-life.
Firstly, no there isn't. Secondly, even if there was which there isn't, that is totally irrelevant to the post

>>76738853
first of all suck my dick second off you’re a fag lol

>>76738858
Look dude, I'm sorry you're so upset, but if you don't want people to call out you just blatantly making stuff up out of literally nowhere, then don't just blatantly make stuff up out of literally nowhere.

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ALDIgods stay winning

>>76737749
I do this but I also sometimes just shoplift from walmart because my gym buddy who oversaw asset protection got laid off so I can just steal from them

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skill issue

>>76736877
Na, i drink it because it tastes good (i really like sweet drinks), i self medicate with caffeine, and its low calorie. Sugar free redbull doesnt taste as good amd is mode expensive, most other brands dont have as good of flavor selection or have a weird aftertaste. Its easier to carry around than preworkout mixed with soda water. Not everyone falls for viral marketing.

>>76737749
Should I apply for SNAP, free shit sounds cool and my Dad pushes the bank buying food for me and him while I NEET. Would I be a spiritual nigger for doing this? Don't want to lose my white skin and transmogrify into a nigger

>>76738868
So many faggots get offended when you call them out on obvious bullshit lmao. It’s actually crazy how common it is. The fucking nerve of some of these people.

>>76736810
>he looks at the price
the brokie board is 3 blocks down

>>76738847
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

source?

>>76738517
You always dump your first monster, welcome to the club sipper.

>>76741077
/his/?

>>76736810
>vav vav vav
They knew exactly what they meant by this.

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>>76736810
I've stopped buying PRODUCTS like this almost completely as everything's become so expensive food wise. I can afford nice meat, dairy, eggs but not with all the extras any more.
I've become noticably healthier by how I feel now having cut those out, though, so if they ever want me to go back it'll be an even harder sell. Monster probably won't be able to price themselves into the shitter due to all the fanatics but I wonder how many companies will fail from this shit.
>Ahh who am I kidding?
>They'll just do a big ass corporate bailout

>>76742057
yes

>>76739970
This, a bottle is less than $10 after tax where I live. I split them in two (easy by design) so I get 200 doses of 100mg of caffeine for less than $10. ALLMAX Taurine is also inexpensive if you want the cardio and vivid dreams benefits.

>>76736810
>£1.19
in this economy?
>>76736819
>You fell for a massive marketing campaign
and I would again

>>76736810
This is one company I should have invested in. They were advertised about everywhere from motocross to UFC to X-Games.

>>76736810
I was sure I got Monster or Rockstar at Winco for $0.85 or so.
I got a dozen at Kroger as they were pretty cheap and I broke even.

>>76736810

What does it taste like? Literally never tried it.

>>76744353
Soap and the synthetic metallicy aftertaste of artificial sweeteners in diet soda (not the actual sweet part but specifically the filthy feel it leaves afterwards)
In short, it tastes like ass.
The only people who drink this are the gullible retards who listen to grifters, retards that fell for guerilla marketing and retards whose tastes are dictated solely by soicial media algorithms.

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>>76736810
>2 days and 6 hours

>>76736925
Red Bull is the worst tasting energy drink and I'm tired of retards not knowing this

>>76736819
>If you like something you have fallen to marketing and is a loser

I guarantee my guy that you fall for marketing all the time. But you're one of those bullied kids with an absent father so you developed narcissism to protect yourself from being a loser. You think you're all that when deep down you know youre a loser

>>76744549
Nta but you sound like a narsissist

>>76743431
same thing happened to me. it's like they did me a favor.