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>be me
>26, scrawny dude, 5'8, 130 lbs, total twig
>new year's resolution to "get jacked," join local gym
>gym is meathead central, reeks of sweat and protein farts
>rock thrift store sneakers, baggy cargo shorts, look like a lost nerd
>spot Chad, 6'3 Black dude, built like a tank, could deadlift my house
>he's curling 100lb dumbbells, gym bros hyping him like he’s Thor
>try to flex, grab 10lb dumbbells, arms wobble like jelly
>Chad struts over, "yo, Timmycel, you lifting or tickling those weights?"
>gym erupts in laughter, face redder than a tomato
>"j-just warming up, bro," voice cracks
>hit the bench, empty bar, still get pinned like a bug
>Chad lifts it off with one finger, "toothpick olympics champ, huh?"
>bros filming, hear "this is X gold"
>treadmill next, set to "jog," trip in 20 sec, faceplant
>belt drags me off like bad sushi, Chad: "yoga’s your vibe, Timmycel"
>nickname "Sushi Roll" sticks, kill me
>in locker room, changing, alone, vulnerable
>Chad and bros barge in, corner me, evil grins
>"time for real reps, Timmycel," Chad growls
>rip my shorts off, force me into pink thong from lost-and-found
>thong rides up, feels like butt floss, pure shame
>Chad: "your gains get raped tonight, Timmycel"
>dumps protein shake on my face, sticky, bros chant "chug, chug"
>tie my wrists with gym towel, bend me over bench
>slap my ass till it’s raw, "warm-up set, bitch"
>feel Chad’s bulge, panic mode max, heart racing
>"chill, Timmycel, just teaching discipline," he laughs
>force me into "thrust reps," bros cackle, filming it all
>body betrays me, shamegasm hits, hate myself
>left in thong, ego in the dumpster, soul broken
>X later, "Gym Rape of Timmycel" video at 50k views
>comments: "Timmycel got fucked harder than his PRs"
>cancel gym, hide at home, jerk off to the memory, cry
>tfw dignity mogged and dicked down
>mfw lifting tissues is my new PR
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>>76737078
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>>76737078
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>>76737100
he didn't, it's an aislop post
>>76737078
Fuck Off Nigger
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>>76737078
BBC IS KING
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>>76737186
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
OMG
FOUND OUT YOU DUMB KIKE FUCKERS



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