Pooping is healthy and helps you to lose weight and not explode. This thread is for any fit bros that have pooped today
I pooped today!
Once I didn’t poop for 9 days and I thought I was gonna die, but then I did the most massive shit of my life following by a torrent of hot lava diarrhea and all was well. I think I just got a poop plug but thankfully the pressure built up enough to push it out
>>76738134When i only ate meat and diary i had no problems pooping it all in one sitting in the morning. Ive been eating fiber lately and now i cant get the job done in one sitting, now i gotta pay the poop loan 3 times a day. You niggers lied to me about fibre
>>76738134sometimes my poops are so painful, i weep on the toilet and my anus pulsates after the battle
>>76738310I told you that you would have better poops with fiber.I didn't say anything about how many poops.
>>76738315Imagine her on the piss. She gets plastered on everything, taking a particular liking to stouts and dark ales. Also during the night she eats McDonalds for dinner, (fuck vegan when drunk asf ya know?) After her night of drinking she gets a kebab at 4am. She gets home and devours some broccoli.She gets up in the morning touching cloth. A poo is already awake and rubbing itself on her panties. She hobbles to the toilet holding her guts struggling to contain the tidal wave of shit lapping against the shores of her inner poohole. A few risky farts are squeezed out, so thick they linger. The air has a brown hue to it as she breathes back in her poop, coating her lungs. Now, the moment has arrived. Her ass waters have broken, her pink anus dilated and the grog bog is ready.Before sitting down on the shitter, the stew starts flying out prematurely on the tiled floor. After slipping on her liquid shit and getting faeces in between her toes she managers to crawl to the toilet. She paints the bowl brown. Her legs shake. It comes out of her like thick pumpkin soup. Chunks are flying, full of corn. There is so much that some splashes back up between her smooth white butt and the toilet seat and hits the ground. Her ass prolapses. She is sure there is blood in the bowl. The smell is nothing like you've ever imagined and gets thicker with each pulsating action of her anus. Tonnes of waste explodes from her little pink anus. The hole is red raw from the amount of waste projecting from her body.Without wiping she returns to bed where I wait. She lowers her dirty bum on my face and the remnants of poop drip into my mouth and up my nostrils. I can see her butthole winking at me as it tries to regain strength. The Greta Thunburg farts and a nug flies into my mouth. I choke on the ecstacy of the moment, knowing how jealous you would be of me.For good measure I shit myself and gently doze off with the sounds of Greta's guts gurgling next to me.
>>76738134Shit, son, I'm pooping right now!
>>76738336Nice!
>>76738354I'm done now. Waiting to air dry a little after using the bidet.
Hold up. I’m grabbing the mic. Ahem…. >I HAVE POOPED NOT ONCE BUT TWICE TODAYYYYYYY*the crowd goes WILD*
