Lifting weights will never be this cool or awe inspiring on normies.
>>76739420Less attendants than your average underground obscure cambodian powershitting meet and half of them arent even looking at his direction
>>76739448Erm, I think you mean "fewer"
>>76739458Less because crosshitters arent humans
>>76739420Implying this is not a million times cooler or awe inspiring to deformed gymrats and roidtrannies.
>>76739420It's cool, sure, but one wrong move and you snap your neck
>>76739420Didn't think parkour could get gayer and then it did.>Hey guys check out my routine, I worked really hard on itLmao how embarrassing
>>76739420Where's the one where the Scandinavian looking guy is swinging from hooks and trampolining through hoops and twisting knobs in the air?
>>76739480tell us how you inspire awe, you useless dyel
>>76739576gb2school. Re-read his post.
>>76739420And if that dyel could press a button that instantly makes him look like Arnold he would press it even if it mean he could never prance about like that again.
>>76739420See: >>76739502. It's cool if your luck is maxxed out somehow. Everyone I used to free run with got injured in some way. One guy became an actor in universal studios and married an ugly asian, but his dad was rich. Another is a low level accountant and does shitty indy movies for free.Lifting is basically cope - it's one of the safest "sports" to do by far, so you go do it and stay decent looking. I say this as someone who primarily lifts. Also, it's a fact that no one will be impressed by your lifts unless you roid or bloatlord. In which case it's all kind of moot anyway.The other reason for that is all these other things require genes, perfect health, etc. Kind of like being a pilot or SOF, that's why everyone is impressed by it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85Lro4frYk&list=RDk85Lro4frYk&start_radio=1
>>76739420You guys such fags, all this is just exercise, doesn't have to be more than that. You want validation? Use twitter or something like every fag in the world.
>>76739420You will never do either.
Where are this guy muscles? How is he able to do this without muscles? Are muscles overrated?
>>76739599this shit is literally just dancing but with more jumping.Not saying it easy or that I can do it, but if you like dancing I guess its nice to watch.
>>76739710You must be incredibly weak if you think you need big muscles to hang onto a bar and swing around a bit
>>76739723You can literally say that about anything.>>76739736Right, that's why the world's strongest man (lift wise) can't do a single strict pull up.Lifting is incredibly specialized.
>>76739480I use stairs. You spend a lot of time in capeshit fantasies huh?
>>76739420 I can actually do the weightlifting and you do not do the jumpy thing. I lost 50 lbs doing the weight thing and in the 60th percentile of strength for my age on the bench and you didn't do shit. I look great in of-the-rack suits and women smile at me. Women do not even acknowledge you exist.
>>76739742>a literal singular outlier proves my pointThe average dyel isnt 400lbs
Calisthenicsfags are cringe
>>76739420that is pretty impressive
>>76739502Just like lifting weights
>>76740276not really
If you really care then you can compromise with weightlifting. Normalfags are far more impressed with seeing 2pl8 thrown into the air than 5pl8 deadlift or 4pl8 squat.
only on this homosexual board would people say that this is "just the same as dancing"god you guys are such fucking cocksucking homos
>>76739420Normies are braindead idiots. They clap at niggers throwing a ball around. I couldn’t care less
>>76740551It literally is in terms of how much people would care about it, it is really cool when you first see it but the second time is what else you got and the novelty immediately wears off.
>>76739420>crowd of dudes>hugs dudesI dont like that
>>76739736Can you show me your videos of you doing similar flips and jumps?Average person is so weak and fat can't jump at all.>>76739742>Right, that's why the world's strongest man (lift wise) can't do a single strict pull up.He is not the strongest man if he can't do a pull up. Strongest man should have all around strength, like strongmen competitors, not fake powerlifting.
>>76739420Thay was cool but what the fuck is the context text here? Is this a competition where you just have to do retarded shit for points or was he just like"check this shit out" and everyone went fucking ballistic?
>>76739579I genuinely believe this is false and I think you're (you are) understanding of people is retarded
>>76739420right, but... the purpose of weightlifting surely is not to perform circus tricks to an audience.
>>76740275Right? I don't know why are all these retards seething.
>>76739420We could have more parkour facilities but instead we have to have market dominance by commercial gyms. Vulgar Masculine gets this W.
>>76739420Okay? I was never trying to impress normies
>>76739420when did lifting ever "look cool"?most people lift for superficial reasons, wanna look good.
>>76739502This. For every 1 parkourtard who makes it to the point of showing off cool tricks there are 99 who had to drop out due to getting rekt. Human bodies just aren't designed for it and one trivially bad landing and you have fucked ankles, knees or spine for life.
>>76741451Parkour is dangerous.Gym is also but only if you do powershitting.>>76741733I made a backflip after roundoff and landed it on my head. Survived and didn't even call doctor.
>>76739420>>76739480>>76740551What a sad existence to live by comparing what you do for a false sense of superiority that only you perceive and then get upset when no one else recognizes it.Whats worse is that the guy in the video actually does his stunts because he enjoys it and has never felt the need to compare himself to weightlifters for a misplaced sense of superiority.
>>76739420I'm not sure you really understand the normie mind. They're going to watch your video and still mostly say "big deal, I could do that with a little practice" out loud but seethe internally, just like with any other thing someone else can do that they can't.
can someone help me understand OPimagine going to a boxing gym and the first thing you hear is some dude saying that "YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BE MIKE TYSON"ok, and?
>>76739420I like the actual Wipeout/Ninja Warrior type fitness where you can encounter a tough obstacle for the first time and have a chance at actually getting through. Show a good balance of power and coordination. OP image is just more gay parkour in a safer environment.
