I am the Gym Genie and I will grant you one wish. With that being said, I can determine if your wish is not fitness adjacent and deny said wish...I AM THE GYM GENIE ASK YOUR WISHES UPON ME!!!
>>76740431I wish that I authentically WANTED to exercise.
>>76740437Wish declined. Sorry baby boy but bitches be bitches.t.GymGenie
The Gym Genie knows all.
>>76740431I wish that chicken thighs had macros equal to chicken breasts so that I can enjoy skin and bone with my meat and still hit my nutrition goals
>>76740431i wish that my strength wouldn't dip so bad during a cut
>>76740445Wtf are macros? Stop being gay and do cardio to burn fat. I drink beer and go on morning jogs because I am not a faggot pussy.>>76740448You are a faggot pussy because you think that bulking and cutting is a real thing. What are you... trying to pose for American Eagle at the mall? Eat and drink what you want and run.>oh but muh knees hurt>i hate runningI bet you have a small cock too pussy. Cardio is for the men that will procreate in 2025. So speaks the Gym Genie!!!
>>76740457there was this asian businessman that lost $350 million to gambling at caesar’s palace in Vegas and they said he accounted for 5.6% of their revenue. do you think they comped him for the best suites at the casino since he was losing so much money to them in an attempt to make him stay longer there and give them more money?
i wish OP would kill himself
>>76740471Not fitness related. Also get a life?
>>76740482Not a chance faggot. Also Samurai Jack killed that faggot so gape your butthole for Tyrone pls.
I wish for a blessed turkey sub for my post workout meal, and let it be not dry inshallah.
>>76740483this is why you don’t get pussy nor have friends. just a nasty attitude. you’re up on a saturday night roleplaying as a genie
>>76740520KEK they stopped replying
>>76740431I want to learn about a muscle-building supplement that actually works and isn't in all the freakin' grocery stores and pharmacies already.
>>76740532Post body pussy. You are fat.
>>76740431I wish I can get bigger everywhere ;)
I wish to be strong enough to bench 3pl8
>>76740555I'm not fat, and your attitude is shit.
>>76740600I am genuinely sorry dude. I think you look good. Nice abs btw!>>76740579Done wish granted just get a hold of some cheq drops and you will be gtg!!!
>>76740431Please, all mighty gym genie, blast my lovehandles out of this universe. They are the only thing fucking my shit up, people are telling me im too skinny already, im gymmaxxing all i can, yet, these motherfuckers refuse to leave or elaborate
>>76740671I am the gym genie. Quit being a bitch and do cardio. Fuck you can even eat Burger king if you want fatty just do cardio everyday. At least 1 hour. Drink water pussy. Fuck off with your bitch complaints.
Gym genie, triple earth's gravity.
>>76740431I just wish for no injuries. The rest is up to me.
>>76740684Im gonna shit in your lamp
>>76740431i wish i didn't feel like i look really goofy when i work out
