Hip thrusts

>>76741163
Jiu jitsu, so you can control their body and rape the bitch.

>>76741166
>Hip thrusts
isn't it in posterior tilting of pelvis ?

hip thrusts is all quad hams and lower back, got nothing to do with real frictional motion of posterior pelvic tilt which is abs and glutes

like lie down on your belly and pretend u are fucking the mattress without lifting yer arse up - it's posterior pelvic tilt and abs and glute max flexes

>>76741163
and this position would be what? horizontal lat pull >>76741214

>>76741163
Love and affection, every day, until failure

cardio and good core & back

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>>76741279
Definitely this, when she loves you and you love her you can communicate openly. To be honest though I can't compare firsthand because I've never had emotionless/FWB sex. From what I hear though it sounds pretty shitty.

>>76741285
The only time I went for FWB sex I couldn't even get it up. Never tried again, not out of shame, but because I didn't see the point in it.
Sex is better when the bond with your woman, and not the actual sex, is the main focus.

>>76741283
And stretching

>>76741163
depends what u going for but id say
>abs
>adductors stretch
>wrist/fingers
>horizontal pull
>posterior chain - esp the muscles around glutes and glutes themselves
people often mention cardio but honestly id say its more of muscle endurance than cardio so stay in like 20-30 rep range if u really work out for sexmaxxing

You could wear a weighted backpack, get on the bed and dryhump your blankety in a missionary position. I'm pretty sure it'd condition your abs, glutes and shoulders reasonably well.

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>>76741285
>emotionless/FWB sex
Eh, it's more like getting someone to help you move a couch but with busting nuts. Does it delight you the same way as romantic love? No. Is it nice to have someone come over and help out? Still yes.

>>76741214
>Hip thrusts
>Nothing to do with abs and glutes.
You're doing them wrong

The lower abs. Activate them by standing upright and attempting to touch your bellybutton with you cock.

>>76741163
I had sexo for first time at 34. And couldn't figure out how to thrust. She was a whale too. Spend years in the gym just to stick my half chub into a bucket of lard.
Tell me how you are supposed to sex so this doesn't happen again.

>>76741163
Get a cheap flashlight knockoff and replace all your masturbation with couch fucking. Vary positions for maximum benefit. Never get caught, and never tall anyone.

>>76741285
>emotionless/FWB sex
I learned how to succeed with dating apps, how to get dates from them (not just matches) and how to turn those dates into sex.
Turns out it's skill-based, not purely looks-based like incels pretending to be dating experts here claim.

My initial goal was to get multiple girls in rotation which you'd be surprised how simple it is to do. But once I realized how disappointing "FWB sex" is, I literally stopped bothering.
The amount of effort it takes to get laid in this way is not worth it compared to the quality of the experience. Jerking off, purely for pleasure, feels better than that kind of sex.

I blame pornography. There's literally no point in chasing emotionless sex unless it's served to you on a silver platter, when you can pull out your phone, jerk off and stop being horny in 5 minutes.

I would actually pursue women if there were any worthy of sharing a life together and turning into mothers. But that is incredibly, incredibly rare in this day and age.

>>76742874
I feel this. But I got burned by it. Women can't be trusted.

>>76742952
Story? did one or both of you catch feelings? I have a fwb rn and have experienced it with others.

its cardio, shoulders, and core. Missionary unironically gets tiring as hell after a few mins.

>>76742957
If you are lean you should be able to rest on your shoulders and knees while putting some weight on her. When I was a fat I was always scared to put my weight on women and it took me a while before I realized I was still trying to fuck like a fat.

>>76742874
wts your strategy? did you have a set date routine? wts your race / height / weight? im about to enter this life (have 3 dates lined up next week)

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>>76741279
STOOOOOOOOOP

>>76742956
Long standing relationship thrown into the trash. She cheated and acted as if everything was normal. Engagement just gone too. Women are all the same even if you think this one is different.

>>76741163
cardio
yoga

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Does jerking it 1x a day kill your drive to have sex with other people?

>>76743008
>Women are all the same even if you think this one is different.
I really don't want this to be true. Convince me it isn't anon.

>>76743263
I befriended an autist girl who had low body count and generally was very sweet, kind, caring, no tats, no social media, wanted kids and a white family, already a "knower", etc. Basically every quality you could ask for. Ideal in every way but looks, even if she's objectively not the prettiest, I found her very beautiful. Almost 3 years and a very taxing long distance relationship later, she wanted to leave me for someone else she had just met. She sought out her fantasy rp shit (which she wouldn't really discuss or think I am capable of doing) and talked to him behind my back for a while. Then broke it off. I had to force the truth out of her. I miss her dearly but she is a fucking whore. I've never seen a woman move on without a monkey branch to hop to first.

>>76743290
>wanted kids and a white family, already a "knower"
I can't believe your /pol/tard ass got cheated on by another /pol/tard. Shocking.

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niggas always talk about exercises for fuckin but what about tongue exercises for pssy eatin?

>>76743304
I wonder who's behind this post.

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Normal girl?
Normal sex, but you have to last longer than 1 minute, which invalidates most people in general. You need to practice not orgasming or use delay wipes.

Some women are really hard to get to orgasm through penetration. When this occurs you can't use thrusts in and out and you have to go up and down using Coital Alignment. The first time you try Coital Alignment it's not going to make any sense and you're going to be confused. The 2nd time it's going to make a lot of sense and it will make women who have issues with penetration creme almost immediately.

>>76741285
>I've never had emotionless/FWB sex. From what I hear though it sounds pretty shitty.
This is what virgins say. If she's fucking you, then there is going to be some emotions involved. However, if there isn't love then the good thing is you can just spin to another chick, which is what they are there for.
The advantage of fwb sex is you can swap out for fresh new pussy every two weeks or so. They are there to be your cockpit, nothing else.

>>76741285
I have very strong loving emotions towards women I’m with and when I was a young adult I thought I was a stud for sleeping with a couple women at once unbeknownst to them. Still carry feelings for both of them even though I cut it off.

It’s just what sex is, unless you’re brain damaged from molestation, it’s a deeply soul binding act not like high testosterone version of jerking off, even if it feels like that at first. Despite the inexperience insecurity psyop, in many ways I wish I had saved myself for marriage.

>>76743316
Here's the biggest issue. Women are no longer saving themselves. It's a lose-lose for men. The only ones who win take their v-cards and even that isn't fulfillment, it's just hedonism. There's no pair bonding. There's no emotion, everyone's a brainless hylic chasing the dopamine and ignoring the sensuality. Porn has ruined society.

>>76743308
you'll have a better time learning to relax your neck and jaw, you shouldn't actually be straining your tongue hard
t. would eat pussy for literal hours if my wife didn't get worn out

>>76741163
Run your tongue around the outside edges of your teeth over and over and then do the same in the other direction

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>>76742965
I am White, in a European country. I am very average in height and weight. Not rich by any means. Nothing really special, maybe an okay-looking face.
I also live in a small city which makes dating apps much less useful (used multiple apps to make up for it) so according to all these blackpill "experts" it should be impossible for me to get laid.

It's mostly about understanding how everything works and doing it well, instead of trying once half-assing everything and whining that the game is rigged.
Most of the know-how I got it from various blogs and books I won't mention to avoid being accused of shilling (most of that shit is free, though).

It works like a sales funnel, there are different stages, and you need different skills to move girls from one step to the next.

First you use dating apps to get leads.
>80% of your results come from your pictures, the guys that succeed get professionally made pictures, you can hire a photography student to get them for cheap
>choose a style, a male archetype, and dress and act accordingly, this is important for a coherent image
>description has to be concise, to the point, talk about your passions or something like that, and include a CTA (call to action) at the end
I'll usually include something like "I've you've read this far just text me Hi and I'll do the rest! ;^)".
This usually gets many of my matches texting me first instead of me opening them which puts me at a slight advantage.
I ask a couple personal questions about her to build some rapport and familiarity before pitching the date.
The iron rule is to pitch the date in as few text exchanges as possible. Ideally 3, maximum 5.
The one and only purpose of the app is to pitch the date. Less is more. If you give her lots of attention and validation through the chat, she won't feel the need to actually meet you.
Know your local area and all the good places to meet. Know their schedules and have backup options.

[cont'd]

>>76742824
Just keep doing it youll get it. Get some viagra to help with the half chub, and buy a better whore. Get something 20-25

>>76741163
Squats, hip thrusts, bb rows, farmer carries, arm work, neck work, and cardio

>>76743316
>in many ways I wish I had saved myself for marriage.
>it’s a deeply soul binding act
lmao, yes and all those women are doing "deeply soul binding act"s with the very first chad that comes along and gives them attention.
Literally only virgins think this way about sex. Your morality is indoctrinated by liberal feminism masquerading as conservatism.

>>76743326
>Women are no longer saving themselves.
When were they saving themselves? Virgins live in a fantasy world where women are these pristine creatures that before 2000s were always saving themselves for marriage. This has never been the case. From the very beginning of humanity women were whores. Your mother and daughters included.
>It's a lose-lose for men.
No it's a win-win for men. It's a lose-lose for women. Attractive men get fresh pussy and social attention. Non-attractive men don't get any pussy which allows them to focus on other aspects of life.
Both attractive and non-attractive women are getting almost nothing out of the current situation, which is a good thing. Women are getting twisted and used each weekend, before they get passed on to the next guy. They don't get a stable relationship, meaning men don't have to take care of them or their problems. They also don't get great sex most of the time, most men are terrible at sex, even the attractive ones.
>The only ones who win take their v-cards
Who gives a shit? You literally believe in magic that there is some metaphysical quality to virginity.

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>>76743326
>There's no pair bonding.
The only pair bonding that exists is between parents, children, and siblings because of shared blood and genetics.
You don't share anything in common with your lover.... unless......

Almost everyone in humanity has had more than one lover at some point in time. You think the supremely rare of situations is the norm, where in reality it's the opposite. People have always had multiple lovers and will continue to have multiple lovers.

>everyone's a brainless hylic chasing the dopamine and ignoring the sensuality.
>Porn has ruined society.
Nothing has changed. It has always been this way.

>>76743422
>It works like a sales funnel
based tbdesu

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>>76743422
[cont'd]
As the man, the logistics and choosing the place are 100% your responsibility.
Dinner dates are strongly discouraged. Big provider beta vibes, wining and dining her will just make her lose respect for you and make you wait forever.
The best date is to take her for a drink. One drink. A short date of not much over an hour and leave early wanting for more.
This gives you
Some might think it's "beta" but It's preferable to attempt to seal the deal in the second date because if you have sex with a woman in the first date she'll often feel slut-guilty about it, get "buyer's remorse" and it'll likely end in a one-night stand.
Even if she liked you and had a great time, she'll often be ashamed and won't want to meet you again. This is something that happens to many players, it's not just me. Women are weird like that.
You want to avoid one-night stands, those are a waste of time. Your goal is to lock in girls for recurrent sex. We are farming pussy, not hunting.

I suspect that for cultural reasons many bitches in the US will likely complain and demand that you take them for dinner. That is a GOOD THING.
It means they don't really like YOU, they just want to use you. You should ignore these women.
If a girl really likes you or is interested in YOU, it doesn't really matter where you take her. If she doesn't, then it doesn't matter how much you spend.
Attraction (which is not just looks but also behavior+attitude) cannot be bribed or negotiated.

Just typing all this shit I realized how much nuance there is to it all. No wonder so many guys are lost and don't know WTF they're doing.
I don't feel like explaining more since this website is full of ungrateful faggots and there are mountains of books required to read to get all of it right.

I'm extremely over-caffeinated today and I've brainfarted thousands of words worth of effortposts all over this site. Maybe I need to chill.

>>76743326
I agree it’s bleak but I hate the blackpill. I ended up marrying a virgin with a strong Christian family, she didn’t even have a phone when we went to school together, I know it’s one in a million to have a woman completely dodge the ZOG programming, but they exist. We have two blonde haired blue eyed sons and she’ll be pregnant again soon if that whitepills anyone reading this.

That being said things ARE so bad that you really shouldn’t wait around for that. For whatever reason it arrived for me, maybe I’ll ruin it and learn something or maybe our kids will be important, maybe it’s random chance, I don’t know why it was given to me. If it wasn’t, though, if I were anons, I would be grinding the jew and cheating the fed for every last ounce of power you can extract from it. In the form of money or weapons or health or knowledge. Not to get old /pol/ prepper larp but the system cannot last and the recent run on gold and silver should be telling you that faith in the markets by people who KNOW has faltered. Be ready for any chaos event where power can transfer. It won’t just fall into your hands

>>76743008
>>76743290
Similar situation:
>Meet unassuming looking (great body) woman at the gym
>She is very modest in dress and demeanour
>Get to know her
>High earning professional, regular church attending Christian, loving well off parents.
>Holy shit, unicorn!
>Date for awhile, everything going well, amazing sex
>She proposes to me, I never intended to get married, but she asked me, so why not?
>Get married, life is good, I am happy
>One day I am using her computer
>Out of random curiosity, or could have been my gut, I decided to dig into her folders
>I find a folder containing SMStoText files that she saved off her phone proving that she has been cheating the entire time we were together
>Separated now, pending divorce
>8 years down the shitter...

>>76743452
Yes. Preserving sex for marriage is so feminist and liberal. You are very intelligent.
> From the very beginning of humanity women were whores
Nope, from the beginning of female autonomy. Once we all started pretending they can make their own decisions and they weren’t directed by their father and brothers and then husband as the sole leader of the home, their nature as chaotic destructive hedonistic materialist Eves couldn’t be controlled. They’ve always been fucked up, like you say, but it actually was kept in control and they were at one point almost always untainted, because the men of the house made it that way. Now the man of the house is the federal government which wants your children raped and brainwashed.

>>76743452
>you have to be a virgin to want someone who hasn't been run through to have a family with
seek help. nobody ever said they were pristine. virginity is something worth keeping. now it'a peddled as nonsense by a society that wants to dismantle any "problems". Just keep being hedonists and erode core family values. Also fuck outside your race and just be a whore, who cares amirite?

>>76743466
>>It works like a sales funnel
This is one of the concepts that I wanted to expand on. The parallels between the world of business and dating are endless.
Dates are very much like job interviews or business negotiations. The skills and attitudes to succeed at both are exactly the same.
There are defined stages to the whole dating process.

1- Getting leads. Matches on dating apps, meeting new girls through friends, acquaintances or work, etc.
2- Turning those leads into dates.
3- Turning those dates into sex & relationships.
4- Maintaining a steady stream of consistent sex &/or maintaining the relationships.

When you're inexperienced, it's like your funnel has lots of holes at all stages that you slowly cover up with experience.
Maybe at first you suck at everything, but then you're good at getting dates, but you suck at turning them into sex.
Or you're good at interpersonal relationships and can get laid, but suck at getting dates using dating apps.

And once you're good enough at all of it, you can learn how to juggle multiple girls so even if one leaves you, you're never sexless, you have time to replace her.
There isn't really a "looks requirement" to do this. I've talked to guys IRL with much less in the looks department than me that have done it.
Most guys never do it because they don't even think it's possible, they don't even try. There are painfully average guys with harems of girls just because they knew how to do it and tried.

>>76743486
It seems that website doesn't exist anymore. Did you just save that page many years ago or something?

>>76741163

burpees of course

Wallet Press 3x5

>>76743486
All this stuff is very interesting, I might like to take a girl on a dinner date because we are both genuinely hungry lol. I can see your advice being smart and thanks for waking me up to this deep info, I'll just do drinking dates like you said but not be scared of doing dinner if it happens organically.

>>76743498
OK Moshe, you haven't met a real Christian if she has sex before marriage and proposes to you that is some bullshit. She wanted to take all your money. Never ever again marry a woman who proposes to you, only marry someone YOU would propose too.

>>76743101
no, but having to talk to women does

>>76741163
Get a sex doll unironically. A full body doll leaves you fucking exhausted

>>76743290
This is the kind of thing that makes me want to consider continuing to be a "truecel" as one of my ex-friends put it

>>76743290
I’m currently dating this genre of woman. She is the horniest person I’ve ever been with, it’s going well. I think I’m falling in love bros.

>>76743694
Exercise caution, all I can say. Yes she was also "hypersexual" and I'm just not that interested in fucking 24/7, it gets tiresome and being stressed about work etc. can make it hard to fuck.

>>76743672
I wish I still was. I wish I never even met her at this point. But I'd also do it all over again.

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>>76741166
>Kettlebell Hand-to-hand Swings
>Kettlebell Cleans
>Kettlebell Tactical Snatches
Say kettlebells are useless, I know you will.

>>76743723
I wouldn’t say she’s “hypersexual”, she’s just kinky as fuck. She loves my body, and she is self admittedly “what the kids call ‘mid’”, but I think she’s beautiful.

Im 11 years older (36 and 25) and I’ve pretty much given up on normie women. They’re simply too unrelatable and too vapid to be taken seriously

>>76741163
Kegels for lasting longer
Cardio for endurance
Abs for performance
Shoulders + arms for manhandling

Technique and especially the mental aspect is way more important for giving girls a good time if you give a fuck about that shit.

>>76743750
I agree generally with the sentiment of normie women. Be careful because truly autistic girls will have very isolated habits and hide behind them. When pressed, they can protect themselves with this, and retreat further into isolation. And this causes resentment. If you proceed, it may be a good idea to keep a lid on what she can consume. In my case her entire "reasoning" was just that "she changed." But this veering into things, this straying was gradual. Take care not to get ripped apart like I did.

>>76743772
Elaborate on what you mean by “isolated habits they retreat into”. Be as specific as possible, please.

>>76743778
For her it was art, boorus, drawing. When pressed it was always "I need things for myself." Rarely would I get to see anything unless she offered to show me. Mostly the tame things. Saw some of the sexual art too. Not really off-putting but the very idea of hiding something is off-putting in itself. Eventually she started reading about fantasy things and got those ideas, then continued to search for someone else. Worst part is that she's not even still in contact with this retard, but she broke it off with me citing "it just can't work" and "she wants something else." I'm not saying it will happen to you but exercise care.

>>76743723
This. Sex is lots of fun in the initial stages of a relationship but it can mess up your long term goals.

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>>76743308
I dont think you need much exercise for licking the bean

Usually i just alternate between up-down and left-right motions and randomly suck on the clit while doing it, drives her crazt when i suck hard and lick fast.

Make sure to drink some water before doing it to moisten your tongue more first

(You run the risk of pleasuring her so much she cums in your mouth, so prep mouthwash)

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Black men get the most action out of everyone and it's not even up for debate

>>76743934
>fingerblasting a girl in public
That's just college shit, go outside retard.

>>76743750
Been in your spot. Carefull those 25 yos can be vapid too

>>76743486
>>76743422
Wise words. Not everyone's cut out for it though, I had to rewire myself from being the 'nice guy' to being the dude in your pics and to be totally honest, I fucking hate being "an alpha".

>>76743694
>horniest
Women don't really get horny. If she's putting out it's because she wants you to stay and be loyal to her or whatever. Women use sex as a mechanism to control you

>>76741163
there is an exercise equipment i invented called a Jack Rack which is perfect for this purpose.

>>76742868
>Read all the crap about what choking you dick does
>losing sensitivity from vice like jackin off that apparently gives ED
>buy a fleshlight cuz why not(virgin so eh)
>try fiting the dick into it
>Ow man wtf
>pour extra lube, it's all over the floor too
>still too tight
>not exciting at all
>lose boner
Are fleshlights a scam? Sure I got it from a chinese knowckoff but there only so many ways you can make a fuckable hole. Can't even use that as it feels too tight and starts getting painful. Are actual pussies this bad?

>>76743309
Not your /pol/tard ex, that's for sure

>>76744245
>/pol/tard
Fukken newfag

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>>76744158
how do you use this machine?

>>76744158
Post pics

>>76744265
Sure thing unc

>>76743735
kettlebells reign supreme

>>76743629
If you aren't a bitter self loathing black pilled incel, socializing with women can actually be really fun.

>>76744411
>socializing with women can actually be really fun
in what way that isn't just expecting sex?

>>76744267
>>76744323
I am not going to post it because i don't have it patented yet.

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>>76743499
>Preserving sex for marriage is so feminist and liberal.
It quite literally is. You are cucking yourself to a single woman, in subservience for a woman, to meet all the demands and do everything, for a woman. You think you're so based and trad for being enslaved to a woman, I do not. "Preserving yourself" is literally a cuckold mindset. Please keep preserving yourself. More women for me.
>but it actually was kept in control
When? At what point in history does this magical situation where women aren't running around being whores exist? At what point in history did the valuable men of society NOT get the majority of women?

You're larping in this thread hard and it shows to anyone who actually fucks.

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>>76743529
>nobody ever said they were pristine
>>76743326
>saving themselves
You're a moron.

>virginity is something worth keeping.
Why?
>Just keep being hedonists and erode core family values.
What "core family values"? When have these "core family values" ever existed? The ones that you made up?
You're speaking in extremes pretending sex havers live a super hedonistic lifestyle, when in reality socializing, taking women out on dates, and fucking them is completely normal. It's not some massive orgy party where everyone gets slutted up with drugs and booze.

Unironically breath control and learning to relax. I can manage to go for a long time if I don't tense or hold my breath, just flow seamlessly and enjoy the act without bothering to "finish". I can practically control how long or how little to last, I can almost cum on command.
In terms of exercises, nothing beats good old cardio and interestingly enough, traps/core work such as zercher squats.

>>76744613
>how little to last
If only I had this power. I can only cum when I cum. Sometimes quick even though I can still fuck. Other times not once in a night

Honestly, I am at my first girlfriend right now (wasn't my first time - fucked some whores before that) and I am already tired of the "game". The amount of effort that goes into being attractive to women does not compare to what you get out of it. Regarding sex, my conclusion is that sex needs a long time partner where you can grow and learn together to share the best experience possible - sex with whores is vapid and I can hardly imagine the satisfaction of having sex with random girls once (unless she straight up jumps into my bed and I didn't have to expend any effort at all) to be worth it. Maybe I am low-t and that's why chase, novelty of pussy etc don't entice me as much.

I am already resolved to move back in with my parents once my current relationship ends and maybe fuck some whores and there, but fuck dealing with women overall. You gotta realize - they actually get more out of a player playing them than the player does. It's even more true for anything further down the line such as marriage. With women you ALWAYS lose.

I quite like the taoist understanding of sexuality. Even though as the man you're the dominant one physically and almost certainly in the sense of being the one to lead the dance as well, you could be the greatest stud the world has ever seen and still be faced with an insurmountable task. She's not going to become exhausted before you, she's not going to be libidinally spent like you do after a round or two, the more you please her, the more her desire grows for even more pleasure, it's a bottomless pit effectively. And that's besides the fact that men are always going to be weaker to pussy than women are going to be weak to cock. Sex is Nature teaching you humility by making you the indirect bitch of this creature and its pussy that by all accounts you should be able to make your bitch instead of being made its bitch. And inversely Nature teaches women that they may be weaker and less self-sufficient than men in a direct sense, but their pussy is such an incredibly powerful tool that it can bring kings and entire kingdoms to their knees in ways not even tens of thousands of men can not.

>>76744676
It's interesting to me how I used to think sex was all about lasting long for guys and finishing fast is a death sentence, but people really underestimate the ability to finish fast and go on about your business. It comes great in clutch and sometimes even to end the sex act and not prolong it unnecessary

>>76744912
It comes from this autistic gamer mentality where you think everything is a stat and a bigger number or a longer duration is objectively better.

>>76744151
>women don’t really get horny
Maybe not for YOU, but this statement is patently false.
>>76744005
Sure, she’s still a woman

>>76741163
I've said it in threads before, but the actual action of fucking I find to be more cramping and tiring than a cardio or fitness issue. E.g. Doggy I can only go for a few mins because I can't move my hips anymore. I don't think there is a fix really apart from have sex often.

>>76744239
They make different sizes of these things, and you may have to try a few to find the right one.

Buy the cheap transparent ones off of Amazon. They're all sub $20. Only pick ones that come with actual measurements in the listing, and be prepared to go through a couple before you get the perfect fit.

They all seem to come with a little tiny hole in the tip of the plastic sleeve thing - enlarge that hole to quiet things down. A flap of tape over the hole in such a way that air can rush out freely but you get a little vacuum when pulling is nice. Then take something sharp a poke through the end of the silicon thing - you don't want a gaping hole, just a way for air to vent. Otherwise they kind of poof up like a balloon and you can't feel anything, but that vent let's you essentially fuck all the air out of the sleeve.

As a happily married coombrain it's a little sad how well I've perfected all of this, but my wife can't keep up.

>>76745071
I'm kinda afraid that when the time comes my super tight hip flexors will be a huge disadvantage. Like thrusting with your hips is the exact kind of motion tight hip flexors inhibit.

>>76744514
>things were always this bad, and were never good
Okay, rabbi

>>76745088
I never understood the point of fleshlights, though admittedly I've never tried one to begin with. It can't compete with either your hand, which is far more practical, far cheaper, and always available anyway, or a real pussy, for obvious reasons. Seems like one of those things that falls on its ass between two chairs instead of sitting on either one.

>>76745111
Certified sex having porn addicted coombrain here. I always thought this too until one day I said fuck it and started this >>76745088 quest. My professional opinion:
>hand wins for convenience
>pussy wins for being attached to a woman
>blow job wins for being able to just sit there and enjoy
>the exact right toy wins for sensation

It has to be the right one, but in a million years no pussy will ever compare to the right toy for sheer stimulation to your dick. Take everything good about your hand (except the convenience) and add everything good about the inside of a pussy multiplied by everything good about a blowjob. Get it dialed in so it's sucking on your dick with every single stroke and then put on some good porn and sit there giving it minimal effort for maximum pleasure for as long as you can be bothered to make it last.

To be clear, this is easily beaten out by the touch and taste of an attractive woman's body, and sometimes you just have to nut and be on your way so hand will never not be good. In this day amd age you've got no reason not to try everything, though.

Don't get caught, though.

>>76745146
Hmm, I trust your judgment. But I can't help but feel like that contrary to stereotypes, sex is more of a mental experience for men than it is for women. Women have a practically infinite capacity for pleasure, but you don't. The joy and pleasure of sex for men, I feel like, is more in the ego stroking aspect of bedding someone who makes your dick hard and the physical and emotional intimacy being good for your soul, than the cock-feel of sex or your orgasm. Even if admittedly a good nut is very hard to beat in terms of satisfaction. I guess what I'm saying is that while all that you said sounds very tempting, it also seems fundamentally incapable of scratching the exact kind of itch men have for sexuality.

>>76745089
do pigeon pose daily

>>76745146
> no pussy will ever compare
I thought so too at one point, I am guessing you just have not experienced real good pussy. Just thinking about it makes me shiver and chub up.

>>76741306

> Can't have an erection
> Copes by shitting on NSA sex to cope

many such cases

>>76741163
cardio, and yoga (or something which replicates what yoga does)

>>76745165
I've been a coombrain longer than some of you have been alive, and I've hit kind of an enlightened state in which my lust has split into categories. In no particular order, I...
>just gotta pop a nut sometimes so I can go on with my day
>occasionally want to sit there and goon out for an hour with some peak porn
>feel a never-ending hunger for the flesh of a woman
That last one is hard to describe without sounding like a deranged serial killer, but man, there's something so nice about every inch of an attractive woman's body, I just want to suffuse myself with it.

But anyway, yeah, I've realized that in the same way Eskimos have 67 words for different types of snow, these urges all get called lust or horniness but they are psychologically separated. The toy is for the goon sessions.

>>76745178
I've yet to find a woman that will ride me without complaint in such a way as to keep me absolutely edged while I starfish for 45 minutes to an hour, yes. My wife is incredible and all, but she's only got about 10 minutes of effort in her and then she gets impatient for us both to finish.

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>>76745105
>>things were always this bad, and were never good
Not what I am saying, that's what you are saying.
Your frame of reference is that modern times are shit because you can't have sex.
My frame of reference is that times were always "bad" for undesirable men because they can't get women.

Your frame of reference is that modern times are shit for all men because they NEED to be enslaved to a woman or else they won't have a fulfilling life. Good men don't benefit from marriage and never have, never will. It is a one way partnership where the desirable man loses everything.
My frame of reference is that times are always good for attractive men because you can socialize, take women out on dates, get to know them, have fun, fuck them, and when the relationship ends find a new squeeze or settle down with one you really like.

Times aren't bad for undesirable men. You have more time to play video games and do whatever you want than ever before. Many great men were undesirable to women, there's nothing wrong with that.
If you want to be desirable to women then you start playing the game, get /fit/, and start chasing, not demanding everyone to become "trad" based on a false understanding of human history.

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>>76742868
That… damn.
I don’t think I have ever wished for advice that was good to be bad before.

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>>76742874
>pic related

>>76743101
No, it’s not the jerking off
It’s the porn that kills it.

You can see more tits and ass in 30 seconds than *entire generations* of your caveman ancestors combined. Your brain isn’t wired for it.

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>>76744441
Making a girl laugh gets you a dopamine hit. It’s not rocket science bro, tell your autistic brain to stop over thinking it.

>>76745288
It's the exact opposite of what you think. Even losers could at least be providers before and have a family. Now there is no reason to try. Things are objectively worse than they have ever been. Who the fuck wants to play video games? That's not fulfilling, it's a distraction. So is chasing pussy. It's all tiresome.

>>76743929
There is a video you can google (it’s from 2000’s so it’s kinda pixelated) but it’s a lesbian pornstar teaching how to suck clit

It’s legit good advice

>>76745331
making a girl laugh is like heroin to me (i havent talked to a woman in 5 years but still)

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>>76745353
Man, if only you black-pillers could see yourself through the eyes of others

>>76745410
It's not blackpilled to acknowledge reality. Things are shit. I never said I was giving up.

>>76745268
>That last one is hard to describe without sounding like a deranged serial killer, but man, there's something so nice about every inch of an attractive woman's body, I just want to suffuse myself with it.
I know what you mean, it's not creepy at all, it's just kind of an abstract desire for this abstract all-encompassing femininity. For what it's worth, the inverse also seems to exist, my ex liked to non-sexually lay her head on my general dick area sometimes while I was sitting or laying down because she found it soothing. It was really nice to just lay there for 5-10 minutes in silence while I stroked her hair. And yeah, it often led to sex, but as hard as it may be to believe, the laying there part was more intimate than erotic.

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>>76745592
Why do women masturbate? Women LOVE sex, even casual no strings attached sex. They love getting plowed and dominated.

Is this what you base your worldview around? I’m not saying there isn’t some validity to what you posted, but the premise of the argument is flat out wrong.

Everything is transactional at the end of the day if you apply enough reductionist logic to a situation.

>>76745592
Man, am I ever glad that I grew out of this bitter blackpill shit years ago. Not even in the sense that I am any less cynical concerning society and women, but in the sense of not dripping with spite whenever the topic comes up.

>>76745668
There is zero reason to be a player hater.

>>76741771
can i imagine that a tall hung black guy is behind me to get motivation while doing it or is it going to affect my gains because of skewed form?

>>76743486
>The best date is to take her for a drink. One drink. A short date of not much over an hour and leave early wanting for more.

I actually did this without knowing anything last year and i fucked her on the second date. So this post is truth

>>76743486
>if a girl really likes you she won't care where you take her.
This is completely true even if you don't care for the other beta shit they posted. You can take a girl to mcdonalds and if she's really into you she'll sit there happy and smiling laughing with you about how you two use to eat Mcdoanalds every Friday after high school.

>>76745748
Taking her straight to pound town is the best way to test this out.
>teehee I never on a first date
Yeah right.

>>76745792
if shes' willing to let your fatass lay on top of her she somewhat likes you.

>>76745630
>Why do women masturbate?
They dont?

>>76745883
Are you.. uhh.. serious? You honestly think women don’t masturbate? After living with a woman for a while, I can confirm with 100% certainty that women do masturbate. Now why would a woman masturbate unless she was horny?

>>76741163
Only stamina training will make you better.

>>76741163
Cardio

>>76745883
My wife masturbates in the middle of the night sometimes when she can't sleep. First time it woke me up I thought I was having a heart attack or something - she was shaking the whole bed with how violently she was rubbing herself.

For the longest time I didn't tell her I knew - she wasn't looking for sexytimes at 4:00am anyway, so it was just this one amazing thing I knew about her that turned me on. Then one time when we were drinking somehow or other we got around to the topic and she jokingly claimed she "didn't do that kind of thing" and I let the cat out of the bag. Now she's much more careful about it.

>>76745592
>Ever noticed how women like TALL guys? That's because taller people die faster
Dropped the ball there. Should've gone for a more believable "they get a bodyguard for free". The die faster cope is too on the nose.
Good bait otherwise.

>>76746202
Yeah it has a lot of hyperbole but the general idea is true

>>76741163
Id say fucking is the best exercise for fucking. Btw im a fat fuck and my wife is 10/10 because i got rizz

>>76746335
The general idea is not true at all; women genuinely enjoy sex. This doesn’t mean women can’t also leverage sex to get things that they want, they aren’t mutually exclusive ideas.

Do you have any anecdotal experience with women, or are your opinions about women formed completely from things you have read about on the internet?

There’s a reason doctors spend years doing residencies after finishing med school. You can be the most learned person in the world on a subject, but unless you have real world experience in the field your opinion is basically meaningless.

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>>76741166
based

>>76746363
They love sex, is all they talk about with their female friends, and if you want an anecdotal envidence, when my ex gf was super into me because i fucked her good, she wouldn't let me leave for work if i didn't fuck her, when i declined she was asking me if i was on NoFap or some shit. Women love sex.

>>76746420
Did you coom all your brains out? That’s what I’m saying. Women love sex.

>>76746451
>Did you coom all your brains out?
Wdym?

>>76746420
>when my ex gf was super into me because i fucked her good
Why did you break up?

>>76746485
It's a long story but to keep it short 2 years ago, I was in a long-distance relationship with my girlfriend of two years. When she moved away, we agreed that she’d come visit every two weeks and cover her own travel costs. Everything seemed clear between us.

But about a month into the distance, things got weird. One night, around midnight, she suddenly texted me saying she was going to see a “special event of stars” — something that apparently only happens once every six months. She said her phone battery was dead, even though she’d been home all day, and promised she’d call me in twenty minutes. Two hours later, she finally called and said the event was “awesome.”

I asked her why she didn’t charge her phone, and she said she didn’t know. Then she mentioned that her best friend had told her about the event through a message. That didn’t sit right with me, so I asked her to screenshot the message. She got defensive, saying I was pressuring her and that I should just trust her.

I told her straight — either send the screenshot or I’m done. There were no messages. So I blocked her everywhere.

Later, she came back with a new version of the story, saying that it wasn’t her best friend but a group of colleagues who told her about the event.

After that, even though I had already decided to end things, she wouldn’t stop calling me. For eight or nine days straight, she called me five times a day. Every time I blocked her, she’d make a new Instagram account or even email me just to reach out.

That’s how the relationship ended — not with closure, but with me realizing she couldn’t respect boundaries, and I had to cut it off completely.

Also lot of things before that piled up and she was stressing me out a lot but she was the best sex every because we had chemistry and bonded really well

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>>76741163
this one

>>76746504
Good on you for ripping off the bandaid.

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>>76745294
for me it was this book about 15 years ago
while not covering exactly the same stuff, it still changed my life

Cardio and wrestling to pin the woman down when you eventually catch her

>lmao, yes and all those women are doing "deeply soul binding act"s with the very first chad that comes along and gives them attention.
Why do you think they end up damaged?

>>76741163
Heavy hand to hand kettlebell swings
Kettlebell or dumbbell snatches for volume

>>76743452
COPIUM OVERDOSE
Losing your virginity for a woman permanently changes her physically, emotionally, and psychologically, every time she is intimate thereafter she will, for a moment, think back to that first time. If its with her husband it will be a heartfelt memory that makes her feel young again. if its with another man she will only long for someone else in what is supposed to be an intimate moment.

This is why you always go for virgins. You can ride the ride, have fun, sure, but its just your turn, she isnt yours unless shes a virgin.

Women have no expiration date but their virginity.

>>76743452
>Virgins live in a fantasy world where women are these pristine creatures that before 2000s were always saving themselves for marriage. This has never been the case. From the very beginning of humanity women were whores. Your mother and daughters included.
a majority of women were virgins at marriage prior to sexual liberation.
no one has ever believed it was 100% of them, but for it be as bad as it is now that is laughable.
We know this because of the various accounts that come down to us from women where virgins girls hang it over the head of women who werent virgins when they got married.
today without female self-policing there is nothing keeping them wise and responsible, they are spoiled by media, chad, simpls, and other females.

>>76741163

>>76741163
Cardio

>>76743460
pair bonding occurs when a woman loses her virginity, it is called trauma bonding and her body undergoes permanent physical changes.
This is mirrored in her permanent psychological and emotional changes.
>almost everyone
not at all.
>nothing has changed
we have good data on chastity throughout history, women were virgins at marriage, women self policed and men held it as a point of honor.

I am sorry you surrendered a fairytale romance for some cheap "intimacy". you are dirty and can never be made clean. I am sorry.
Could be worse, you could have died as an infant. life is cruel, the truth about sexuality is just as cruel as any other truth.

>>76743101
Nope to sex drive, but it can make your penis less sensitive to normal sex stimulation as well as pornbrain can sometimes condition you away from getting turned on to actual sex. If you're worried about that I'd say cut back on it, you'll even enjoy masturbation more when you do it less often

>>76743489
ill rape and die in a shootout, no reason to do anything else. im not a nihilist, I just want to live as a lion for a day, when you die you die forever. many die without having lived at all.

>>76747040
Counterpoint, my sister
She's 25, a virgin and only because she's batshit fucking insane
When a woman is a virgin beyond a certain age, it's evidence of and causes insanity

>>76744751
>She's not going to become exhausted before you
Only true if you never train cardio, forearms, fingers, and tongue
-t. scientist

>>76745592
Is this a tendie spencer post

>>76741279
I'm failing at love constantly and I don't seem to get any gains. What gives?

>>76747040
Lmao listen to this gobbledygook. I took 2 different girls' virginity when I was a teenager and there was absolutely nothing "soul binding" about it for either them or me. In fact, it was easily the worst sex I've ever had and has only gotten worse by more recent comparison.

This sounds suspiciously like theorising in the complete absence of actual evidence/experience.

You're still a virgin, anon, aren't you?

>>76745294
kek I remember reading this in 2001 and feeling like I'd gotten my hands on the secret to life.

>>76748170
This lol. I went to a low decile hs where everyone was having sex at age 13-14... and then breaking up 3 weeks later for highschool reasons. The male/female waterpolo teams fucked at a hotel during a tournament and none of them even liked each other past that year. The romanticization and mysticality of sex among virgins is so funny. It's literally an animal act without meaning beyond what you give it

>>76747318
How do you train tongue?

>>76748250
mewing

>>76742868
If you do this you might become vice president one day

>>76743574
It still exists but it rebranded to something else. Most of the advice in it is gold.

>>76743694
>this genre of women
Kek never heard it phrased that way before. My genre of woman is a short redhead with curly hair and a quirky clumsy personality, who i am currently married to.

>>76744265
Nah he is right, /pol/ is among the worst boards

>>76745883
Top fuckin zozzle
These are the morons giving you advice here. Just move on, anons

>>76746504
>long distance relationship
There's the problem. That shit doesnt work. You can have a FWB thats long distance but never an exclusive relationship. Sucks that you had to end it anon but hope you learned something

>>76747054
Women SAID they were virgins at marriage. You are naive to think that all women were virgins in the past before getting married.
People can get married as virgins and divorce. There is nothing inherently superior about being a virgin or marrying a virgin. The bond that is formed is the key factor and virginity is tangential at best

>>76748196
13 is too young goddamn. But yeah a lot of anons here lack real world experience and the types of posts are telling. They see the shadows on the cave wall and think thats reality

>>76748395
>13 is too young goddamn
You only say that because you're k-selected. Early puberty and early sex means high chance of promiscuity.

>>76748622
>You only say that because you're k-selected
r k selection theory is accurate is some regards, but there are a ton of environmental factors that go in to play.
I don't think any individual can be really place in those two boxes, but you can generally view through that lens.

>>76741163
sex

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>>76748354
and very soon the presidency

>>76748626
Okay fine, but at the age of 13 I wasn't thinking about sex at all. I was thinking about Lego and Starcraft.

>>76743422
>THE GAME
just lost it, thanks

>>76741163
Bulgarian split squat and cardio. Need big glutes for fucking and cardio so she takes 10 minutes longer after sex to catch her breath

>>76749024
artosis...

>>76743934
Saaar

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>>76742874
>I learned how to succeed with dating apps
>The amount of effort it takes to get laid in this way is not worth it

It seems that the incels pretending to be dating experts were right