>be millionaire>instead of having best food>best trainer>nah, beer and pizza broCan we turn him around with supps /fit/?No man left behind amirite? How do we start?
>>76749790>Be chad>Never have to try>Have it all effortlessly but still tiresome keeping up>Let it all go and chill, fully aware that you've experienced the peak of human existence>Nerd virgins angry that you're not tryharding like they do to even come near 0,00001% of what you've had
>>76749790Let a nigga eat god damn
>>76749790>be million>can do whatever the fuck you want>does whatever the fuck he wantsgood for him
>>76749790He's rich as fuck. That cute redhead with the thicc thighs is going to bounce on his shit regardless. The only downside will be his health. Other than that, he can do what he wants. Being /fit/ is exhausting.
>>76749790Hot dinner bros... not like this
You either get old and fat, roid and train dick stops working heart explodes, or be one of those ‘fit’ old guys that walks at state parks and bird watches
She looks at least 15 years younger than him, he’ll be fine.
>>76749999>>76750060That's his daughter
>>76750116Dang he a freak freak
>>76750123Kek
>>76749790I'll start: sup. How you doin'?
>>76750016Sounds like a false dichotomy
>>76749999There's no way his dick works, fatfag.
>>76750123
>>76749790pussy doesn't motivate him anymore, he doesn't stand a chance
>>76749790This is what happens when you start down the hot meal slippery slope
>>76749805>>76749876Ïs this /fit/ now?
>>76750794Fit my cock inside your mouth
>>76749876This is fat person mentally btw, in particular fat black women mentality
>>76749790Seems like he's been playing chubby dads lately
>>76749790I don’t think we need to fix anything? This dude probably fucked thousands of prime girls in the late 90s and early 2000s. Chad looks on the most popular show ever that depicts him as a charisma maxxed doofus is a dream scenario for any young man.
>>76749790I used to have his current build.Feels good not having it anymore as I was fucking miserable.
>>76749805I feel like a lot of people start doing shit that's right above what people normally do. They'll go to Japan and spend a little extra. They'll do BJJ and get private lessons. They'll go to a charity and bid on the offerings. LDAR is kinda sad no matter where the starting point was
>>76750701One hot meal in the scorching summer of 94 and this is how it ends
>>76749790He's from New Jersey. You can't outrun that forever.
What a kino
>>76750123*smokes pipe*
>>76749790His dick is numb after all the free sex he got
>>76750863it's impossible not to read in a fat black woman's voice after reading your comment
did girls only laugh at his retarded jokes on friends cuz he was hot?
>>76749790Shoo shoo, envious brownoid.Dude unironically made it without becoming some freak, unlikable cunt or dying early. He can do whatever he wants now that he's old.
>>76749805being fat is not 'chilling'it takes a ton of effort to move and do anythingyou can hardly sleep because your fat crushes your lungsevery time you look in the mirror you're stuck staring at something inhumansoon your body begins to break down from the unhealthy diet
>>76751784Nigga, 80% of the world is fat, it can't be that hard
>>76751821more proof that modern society is hell
>>76749999You mean on his dick. Or...?
>>76749790I thought this nigga died
>>76749790>be millionaire>be happythat's literally it
>>76750575KekStay mad
>>76749790It's been 21 years since friends concludedHe's gotta be 60
>>76752171>>76752171>You mean on his dick. Or...?yes, whitey. I meant his dick
>>76749805It's so over
>>7675220931 years maybeHot dinner
