>*blocks your path*
>>76750112HGH gut or something else?
>>76750374He just naturally has a gut and holds lots of waterweight there. It's a genetic thing, his whole family is also like that.
>>76750112Did he really?I made it out, ask me anything
>>76750374Prognant
>>76750374Inflated stomach genetics.He's pointing out his stomach there and retracts it back in later.
>phases infront of you
>>76750606double kek since he's jewish
Yet somehow he manages to be less annoying than either lyle or solomon, and give advice that's basically no different unless you're turbo autistic.
>>76750112GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>76750374Side effects from liposuction
>>76750112is that a pot belly or does he have some condition?i assume it's a pot bellyhas he tried fasting and eating only broccoli for like a month?
>>76750112i have seen a lot of body builders with bellies like that. what causes it?
>>76750717i assume it's their unhealthy diets
>>76750112he is pregnant with my child. he will be the shortest person you’ve ever seen
>>76750112
>steps over it
>>76750112>people actually listened to this guys advice to get fit
>>76750112*literally step over disgusting midget kike while ignoring him*
>>76750112*slaps tum tum*
>>76752344>midget kike>mikeI never got that before...
I think we should stop eating bananas unless we start identifying as monkeys again
>>76750374Jeff Nippard got him pregnant
>>76750606KEK
>jewish>name is Kike IsraelWho writes this shit?
>>76751011He jewish?
>>76754096Obviously, yes. You are not antisemitic are you?
>>76750112Idk if i could compete with a roider ever, theyre basically comic book mutants walking this earth with strength levels far beyond what any mortal man could ever dream to achieve.
>>76750696Russian humor is pretty gay
>>76754279>jewish>hates Russia like any other jew and supports jewkraine>nafofag calls him Russian for no reason
>>76750384Lol fuck off mike
>>76750696holy fucking kek he types like a 14yo white girl
>>76754279NAFO pls go
>>76750112>*steps over him*
>>76755355>>76755669>Puccia made fun of>immediate butrhthurtDid you lost a lot of money today in CS2 Ivan?
>>76751011Getting a dollar tattoo as a member of the tribe is a great bit.
>>76750112I can heem him and also outwrestle his pitty black belt. People like him and the ones graduating him are the ones killing BJJ and transforming it into a meme martial art like karate/Aiki and many others. Giving a black belt to this unathletic idiot who barely knows the basics and uses his retarded roider strength (which isn't even that great by natty standards) to submit a feel bums with white belt stuff is ridiculous. I unironically know some -70kg blue belts who'd destroy this faggot on the mat and would kill him in a real fight. What a shame for the sport.
Daily reminder that Mike Israelcel is a Blaha-tier lolcow>Says his IQ is too high to be measured.>Says he's bigger and stronger than Mike Mentzer.>Claims to be a "black belt jiu-jitsu killer" but can't jump at all, and can't run 800m. There's no footage of him actually doing this jiu-jitsu.>When called out on his car-crash of a thesis tried to pass off a hurriedly edited version as the real final version. The metadata of the edited version and legal threats from his university forced him to U-turn on this and now he refuses to talk about how he tried to fake a new version.>Got PhD from fourth-rate university despite this unmeasurably high IQ.>Deletes all comments calling out his bullshit.>Claims he can become an authority in any field in one year, but can't get lean for a bodybuilding show after dedicating his whole life to the topic.>Gets blood-eagle surgery instead of cutting back on Cap'n Crunch™.>Spends hours feeding his delusions with ChatGPT, which he says has made him cry multiple times.And much more!
>>76756804>Ivan>moneyThese two don't go together.
>>76750696>now that I'm back to training I'll post some pictures in a month or a few to see how much progress I've madeDid he ever post those pics?
>>76750112people actually get health advice from a guy who looks like that
>>76750112he got that stomach from bulking early in his life according to AIhe could probably get rid of it if he fasted and forced himself to eat a holocaust diet
