Is McDonalds the best place to go for bulking?I fucking love it bros, can eat 4 double cheeseburgers in a row
>>76757911Goyslop
>>76757911They say it at least has double the actual protein
roiders roid so they can take videos flexing eating food in a fast food jointits so sad
>>76757911would I be retarded if I wanted to think those tits aren't fake? is it genuinely super impossible for a chick to take roids, get big and still keep a decent sized pair o tits
>>76757911I've been playing the Monopoly game, I have a few stores nearby and have been able to get a breakfast sandwich in the morning and a drink, snack wrap, or fries in the afternoon. Back to working out and gaining back some weight I lost recently.
>>76757960Yeah, it sucks. Almost every woman who gets implants gets them too big.
>>76757911Fuck niggers also mcdonalds is my favorite
>>76757911>hobos fooling around the place like zombies and negros inside checking on you the whole timeThis was my last experience in McDonald's in the US. It's been 7 years I don't go there.Actually I don't live in the US.
>>76757911No, you fat fucking retard, you will always go back to being a fatty, you just want an excuse to keep eating fast food garbage, the best way to bulk is to clean bulk, period, and I guarantee you most of the people on this site don't even need to switch between bulking/cutting yet because they are still in the beginner/intermediate stages of lifting
>>76758154But i never was fat?
>>76757911bulking in the manner which the term is used on this board is just an excuse to binge eat junk food. If you need 500 calories surplus of food in order to get your weight up and make lifting improvements you could make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with natural peanut butter and no sugar added fruit preserves on whole wheat bread but all you people want to do is go binge at fast food restaurants and eat entire pints of Ben & Jerry's
>>76758192You are already a fatty fat fuck
>>76757911Burgers are ideal macros for men who aren't roiding Just remember to only get water with it and nothing else
>>76757919>Jealous poorfag that can't even afford a meal from the Golden archesI'd laugh if it weren't so sad... Oh who am I kidding? I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA
what's better nowadays mcdouble or double cheesburger?
>>76757911>eating sneed oils
>>76757951I dont roid, but being fit and pigging out in front of insecure normies its hilarious. It totally breaks their minds. Just balance your calories afterwards
>>76758414>buns are full of soilent oilI wish there was a better way
>>76757911in my first year of eng I used to go to mcdonalds pretty regularly, sometimes twice a day. I worked out 6 times a week and still gained a lot of fat and was bloated like all the time. Just don't eat fast food, the macros aren't good and that's not even considering all the sodium & chemicals in there that cause cancer and shit.
>>76761181You can bake them yourself, it is very easy.
>>76761359I meant a better way to get quality buns without being a part time baker.
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>>76761216Tren bloat
>>76757911I can too. I like those and filet o fish, my GOD that bun is soooo smooth and steamed perfectly and the cheese, what a compliment to that sauce they put on it. I rarely do this though. No fries, burgers only. >>76757919QueerThat gir's face looks like my X in Thailand. Wow.
>>76757911This webm is such a real depiction of men and women.A man filming this wouldn't take the bag off, because the point is that it's funny he has a bag on his head.The woman will take the bag off, because you need to see she's pretty. The bag was there to show that she, specially she, is funny.
>>76761924You're mad because she's buffer than you. Seethe tranny
Burger King mogs in terms of protein I think... and you get more of a seared bite
>>76757911IT IS NOT EVEN FOOD,SAVE YOUR MONEY AND YOUR HEALTH,
>>76761181You should be getting enough fat otherwise that a little bit of seed oils just doesn't matter
>>76761945KekStay smol and broke bro
>>76761945Dyel
>>76761935Not mad at all. Just pointing out gendered mentalities, such as the webm, or lashing out emotionally on an anonymous image board. Both signs of femininity.
>>76757911You used to be able to comfortably cut on McDonalds since the classic Hamburger was low fat, but since they changed the recipes, it doesn't work anymore.
>>76762026Peak dyel behavior. I can tell from the way that you type that you're clearly very effeminate, did your dad walk out on you?
>>76762080Swing and a miss, it was a nice try though. Bit of advice, when you go straight into the ultra generic >well, you're feminine and gay and no dadIt makes you look desperate. Reference things that were said in the conversation. That's what gives it bite
>>76757911Yeah go for it bruh, it's a great optionThere's something about that shit that lets you absolutely stuff your face with 7 or 8 burgers and still not be full, it's great for the bulk. McDonald's is unironically what got my bench up to 4pl8 back when I was in my powershitter era (RIP chicken legend)Just make the right choices when you're there, obviously you wanna avoid the fries as they're legit empty calories. Id have a look at the macros of the burgers when choosing the best one too
>>76762099>Avoiding the question Sorry to hear that your dad didn't love you but it really does explain so much
>>76757911why are people that take roids so annoying with how proud they are of fake muscles?
>>76758133In my small 95% white town in the UK maccy's is comfy any time day or night. The shit hole brownoid infested cities? Not so much.
>>76762158Do you actually expect me to answer the question? You're not actually asking anything, it's just a weak sauce non-specific insult. You're floundering trying to find something to attack. It makes you look weak and inept. Do you like taking it up the ass? If you don't answer my question, I'll pretend to be victorious, but I haven't really insulted anything. Just embarrassed myself that I couldn't be more creative.
>>76757911>putting some nasty ass mcdonalds bag on your head
>>76762188>>76757911you are just salty about the impending Chinese Wheyfu Century
>>76761066>>76761066It's not possible. If you don't roid you'll get obese or you'll destroy your gainsAs we know a bulking should never hide your abs
>>76761924It sucks not being able to read in public when all my books are epubs.
>>76757911I wonder how big her clit is from the roids
>>76758133there's a huge discrepancy between fast food places in the city and in suburban areasI'm assuming you're a yuro who visited new york on vacation, i'm from here, the mcdonalds in manhattan especially the ones in midtown and in chinatown are basically homeless shelters, they're awful. The ones in brooklyn are alright depending on the neighborhood, and now I work out on long island and the ones out there are very good.
>>76762767Years ago I saw a chinese girl with the most wonderful bunda in the worldPerfectly shaped, as if a god had manufactured it. She ass mogged every women I've ever seem and that's quite a feat as I'm a bundazillian
>>76762961based and prcpilled
>>76757911>>76762767Put the bag back over your head.
>>76762932>>76762767>di qin's clit probably large but still very cute
>>76761924Virgin
>>76762985Not like that.It was perfect I meanTruly perfectI wanted to sleep on her ass
>>76762988She's quite buff for a bikini competitor
>>76762991Roastie got mad.
>>76763004No women on 4chan
>>76763000i kinda think she should compete in physique eventually that would be a dream
>>76761965>>76762002HEHEHE YES,
>>76757911They always fuck up my order and drive thru they tell me to pull into the parking spot and I have to wait like 10-15 minutes.
Real question for you guys, how tf am i supposed to bulk in a healthy manner? Im supposed to eat 3300 calories a day to hit my +500 surplus and I feel like this isnt doable unless i eat a bunch of complete bullshit. For example this is where I am at today>cup of cottage cheese>metrx protein bar>2 cups of homemade sweet tea>roast beef sandwich with 1/2lb of meat, mayo, swiss, lettuce + tomato on a kaiser roll>about 1/4lb of salamiIm already at 150g of protein and i still need to eat another 1300 calories which means im going to need to eat pasta or bread or some oily bullshit because a protein source isnt gonna give me that many calories without going way, way over 1g/lb of weight. Is this really how bulking goes? Just eating random bullshit for the sake of calories? I feel like im missing something here. Surely theres a way to do this without a complete shit diet?
>>76763135American problem. Mcdonalds only messed up my order twice over 10 years in Tokyo and I’m eating it weekly
>>76763215Only bulk if you're skinny af, but you could put honey on everything.
>>76763007Not true, [spoiler]Doja Cat[/spoiler] posts here
>>76763528>mcdonalds: |>mcdonalds, japan: 0
>>76762988Hahaha imagine her making you gag on it like "noooooo!!!!! stooooopppppp" -gurgle- haha
>>76763528>Mcdonalds only messed up my order twice over 10 years in Tokyodid they commit sudoku over it?
>>76765082I do mobile orders for take out and only check my food at home. Called the store by phone both times>First time they asked for my address and manager from the store came and delivered the missing item.>Second time they fully refunded my order(not only for the missing item)
>>76765114>First time they asked for my address and manager from the store came and delivered the missing item.damn
>>76757911who's fucking her
>>76765044stop??? i'd be begging for more with breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
>>76765564>>76762767>who's fucking her?i think chenqi is or they were an item for a bit
>>76757911Her clit must be huge
>>76757948>double the actual proteinDouble the listed protein? Or like an act of God transmogrifies the burger as I take my bite, applying x2 to whatever the actual worldly protein content was?Oh, also. Explain how and why. About your post, yknow
>>76766191Eating .5lbs of steak feels more protein satiating than 40g/protein from any fast food burger. They inflate nutrients labels sk it doesn't seem like it's 5x as expensive as groceries. I can kind of tell what macros I need by feel. The science is bad in that how tf do you burn a sugar cube just like a steak or stick of butter to tell how many calories it has, fitness science is easily the least intellectually integral one. Any scientist or doctor would rather be a surgeon or physicist.
>>76766061What should I surreptitiously feedy wife to make her lose 15lbs of fat, gain 5lbs of muscle, and approximately double her clit size so I can find that fucking thing in the dark?
>>76757911>wearing braThis is like looking at a man, everyone in this thread who likes this is gay
