>Be me>Finally work up courage to go to gym>Walk past the free weight section>This is what I see>They're all staring at me>mfw I realize I forgot my squat plug>mfw they can smell the fearWhat was your most intimidating gym experience /fit/?
>>76757980>on the inclined chest machine (finished bench pressing so machinefagging for some extra volume)>foid decides to take squat rack in front of machine>squats her ass in front of me >see her smile in the mirrorFelt intimidated and wanna kms as a gymcel chud subhuman r9kcel
>>76757980>make eye contact with thot while waiting on machine>hold then look away because i was just turning my head and she was already looking at me>she comes and stands right behind me>i look at her again, why is she standing there, what the hell>i dont want a scene to happen>but she just stands behind me kinda close and is in her phone>i get the machine, she watches me do my sets, i ask if she wanted to work in while im resting, she said no>doesnt try to talk to me or look at me again>caught her mirin (well, just blank face staring, tbqh) from across the gym 3 times when i was doing leg press & some calisthenicsi know she was not attracted to me because her pupils didnt dilate and she didnt smile, nor do i have a good physique. I am rattled, what the fuck does she want?
>>76757980>Be me, autistic>Five girls all dressed in nothing but booty shorts and bras (not sports bras, but regular bras) gather around me>They start stretching right in front of me>One of the girl's cameltoe is literally three inches from my face>Two girls take of their bras and demand that I suck on their tits>Another girl comes along, begging me to fuck her right then and there>Before things get out of hand, I tell them I have to take a shit, and then run off to the squat rackBros, it was so scary. How do I prevent this from ever happening to me again?
>>76757987>trust me it happend, im not a larping indian
>>76757980This nigga thought that this retarded unfunny story was worth the 300 second post timer
>>76758428OP would kill himself if he knew this made me laugh but I didn't even do a slight exhale to any of his posts
>>76757980>be me 1 year ago>decide to hit incline sit-up PR for fun >hit 200 >stomach starts rumbling >Start farting every rep when I go up>too into it to care>forward.jpg >finish at 285, hit my PR, feeling good>realize the music stopped playing on the gym speakers >it’s dead silent >Realize everyone in the gym spent the last 15 minutes listening to me groaning and farting.
>>76757980>visit brother who fucking crash landed in another state>long story but to keep it short so you understand hes retarded>trying to get him in with the family business but it means him leaving his loser friends>dyel motherfucker with a literal cueball manlet is his best friend>dude's always lifting but his bodyweight has to be 140 lbs at 5 foot nothing>other friend is alien looking motherfucker with his striations showing so deep Im worried about his health>they're all always hitting the gym but no actual strength after all these years>I'd train my bro (not his fucking friends) since I'm pretty juicy but he's stubborn>take my brother's kid out for a day as a favor >forgot to mention he's literally so fucking dumb he impregnated a local girl and doesn't even have a job>anyway we meet up at the gym and he gets up in my face like a fucking asshole about his kid and me being so 'uppity'>one, your son is fucking fine dude>and two I'm trying to help you get your life back together>calm down a little and decide to show them some lifts, maybe brute strength will impress him like the fucking troglodyte he is>doing squats>kicking ass and lifting way more than these guys>they're gassed out>i'm still going>garlic is the secret, better blood flow and test>bro and his discolored methhead looking alien ass friend suddenly fucking gang up on me in the gym>wtf.jpg>bro's got me fucking clinched from behind>alien uses special beam cannon on us both>die with the complete bafflement because my brother died too like what the fucking fuck happened here
>>76759430Thanks
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>>76757980Me and my bro, casual types, were at the gym and this big dude comes over and reps 315 right next to us... for a couple reps, but he like barely fucking hit it, it was close to his max, never asked for a spotter or anything, i was afraid we were gonna have to save his life
