>>76761834
colon cancer speedrun any%

Your body is taking it's job very seriously

Not going full carnivore but i've noticed way less bowel movement ever since i've cut most of my carbs and fiber for a month now
My shits have the same consistency tho sometimes i shit different colors in the same sitting because i vary my protein sources from eggs to liver to sardines every 2-3 days rotation

>>76761834
You want ass cancer?
Cuz that's how you get ass cancer

Also, you can't get big on carnivore, sry bro

>>76761864
>get big
carrying 60 pounds of lard around from carbs isn't the end goal for everyone fatty

>>76761865
>It's better carrying 60 pounds of rotting meat my colon can't shit out.
>Efficiency brb.

>>76761834
go to doctor

>>76761880
>go to a jew
how about no

>>76761865
Muscles are built with carbs
Is rather be big than a smolboi condescending at people on the Internet who eat carbs

>>76762133
do 100% carb diet see how much muscles you will build fucking retard

>>76762145
Do a 100% fat diet and see how much muscles you will build fucking retard.

>>76762195
so you agree that 100% protein diet is the best got it

>>76762205
retard

>>76761834
You're shitting in the sink, aren't you?

>carnivore diet
>5 protein shakes a day
>opioids for muscle soreness
all this can be yours with absolutely ZERO NEGATIVE SIDE EFFECTS if you take MAGNESIUM CITRATE.

what zero fiber does to a mfer

>>76761834
don't forget the squatty potty

>>76761834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hfhts8E7Ms

>>76761834
>>76762276

>be me
>30, peak human efficiency
>been on carnivore diet for 14 months
>meat in, nothing but protein-fueled enlightenment out
>body feels like a V8 engine made of sinew and regret
>stomach gurgles like it’s whispering in Latin
>normal people talk about "gut health"
>laugh internally, gut health is a social construct
>decide to transcend mortal bowel conventions
>enter the era of the Designated Shitting Sink™
>not some random sink
>a porcelain altar, chosen, consecrated, respected
>never used for dishes, only devotion
>friends ask why i don’t use the toilet
>tell them i haven’t used one since last fiscal quarter
>“toilets are for carb-eaters,” i murmur, sipping bone broth like it’s a sacrament
>they think i’m joking
>i never joke
>every morning:
>wake up, sear ribeye
>stare at the sink with quiet reverence
>nature calls, i answer — directly, efficiently, unapologetically flush with the hose attachment like a civilized animal
>roommate tried to argue once
>he moved out, citing “irreconcilable differences in bathroom philosophy”
>understandable
>people chase enlightenment in monasteries
>i found mine between steak fat and stainless steel
>never felt cleaner
>never felt more powerful