Why should I not bulk buy MREs and solely eat them to save money and reach my nutrition goals?I did the math and the expense comes up to about 45 bucks a week.Plus no cooking, no utilities to pay, no dishes, and alright tasting.
>>76763036People like you are absolute retards. Cook your fucking food you lazy nigger. It doesn't take a lot of time at all. Food is fuel, your body knows you're putting garbage in it and you will feel and look like total garbage. Jewing yourself on food is the most retarded shit you can ever do. And you will feel it once you hit your 40s.
>>76763058I am not going to have access to a kitchen since I will be living out of my van.And besides its an mre it aint going to fuck my health up, don't they feed soldiers this stuff so it aint just garbage?
>>76763068Active rn, it's garbage anon. The military doesn't give a fuck about its soldiers. Doesn't take long to realize when you serve. They fuck your digestion up really really bad, most of them are pretty blegh taste wise with some better or worse than others. And the macros are pretty dogshit too.
>>76763036>t. Anime wannabe tough cool guy troon
>>76764548I can actually explain this. Most of my early research when I was a scientist was in the military. They specifically designed MRE's to bind up your gastrointestinal system, because if you are shitting less then you are creating less detectable waste and aren't wasting time shitting in combat zones. Which I was thought was funny, cause you'd think gastrointestinal distress would be more distracting than the occasional meaty chud, the way that stress fucks with your limbic system,I doubt you'd have to shit as much anyway.
>>76763068If you want MREs that aren't dog shit get some european ones like the italian, spanish, or french. MRESteve on youtube is fun to watch to really see the quality differences.
>>76764569What are some I can buy cheap and in bulk
>>76764568The funny part about this post is that everything you've said is demonstrably false, and you made it up, but since you said you've done research into it, I'm going to ask you to post your sources that say that these were designed to bind you up. You won't, because you are lying.
MREs are survival food
>>76763036>>76763068>>76764569They're all garbage, regardless of country. Nothing that can be stored for years and needs to deliver you 4000+ calories a day is "good" food.I did my time, every soldier knows it's just a barely appetising energy delivery system so you lose minimal weight on operation/exercise. It fucks your gut too. Don't be one of those people who thinks military = quality/efficiency. Rations, Camo/khaki clothes and rucking are gay and retarded and I'm glad I'm a civilian now.
>>76763036>bro want to live from literally goyslop IMAO
>>76763036bro it's literally lowest bidder goyslop
>>76763036The anon who ate mostly gorilla food is probably better off than you if you plan to eat only MREs
>>76765091The euro rations are actual food though, not just goyslop.
>>76763036they aren’t designed to be eaten for long periods of time. they're expensive to manufacture and not healthy. you seriously thought soldiers just eat MREs every day?
>>76763036yes please do eat mres dailyI can't wait for the next thread where you complain about constipation and tree sized logs of shit tearing up your asshole
>>76763036You can only live off these things for short durations because they give you gastrointestinal distress
>>76763068>they feed soldiers this stuff so it aint just garbage?Also lol. Soldiers are considered expendable trash. They get fed shit, injected with experimental vaccines, exposed to novel chemicals, tasked with harmful labor then tossed out as soon as they're no longer useful.
>>76768898Vaccines have been in common use for 100 years yet you pretend a new one for a new strain of the cold is suddenly weird. You also had to be vaccinated to attend public school. Or did you forget?
>>76763036MRE's a fucking overpricedjust get crockpot and cheap cuts of meats, rice, veggies, potatoes
>>76768996I'm not talking about covid vaccines, retard. Military personnel are used as guinea pigs for vaccine and other drug trials all the time.
>>76763036>save money with MREsyou're an idiot.
>>76769032Feel free to post proof of that radical statement
>>76763036>save money with MREsWhat are you talking about? Also read the ingredients dumbass, it's mostly corn syrup and preservatives.
>>76763036You can. They taste like shit
>>76769143It's not a radical statement, it's widely known fact.https://www.dvidshub.net/news/529006/white-house-sets-rules-use-investigational-drugs>The White House, DoD and the FDA concur that investigational new drugs can and should continue to be viable options for force protection. President Clinton made it official Sept. 30 by issuing Executive Order 13139, which spells out ground rules for giving such drugs to service members -- with or without their consent.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgewood_Arsenal_human_experiments
