Have you ever seen mystical creatures at the gym before?I saw a fairy flying away with a 10 lb plate once.
>>76764583I see the clown who hides from fags now and then.
>>76764583I once saw a humongous brapasaurus eating what seemed to be 95% polyester cloth near an elliptical. The way it was masticating was hypnotic to say the least and it was going at about 80, maybe 85 strides per minute
>>76764604Same. It frequently visits most gyms
>>76764583Only a few goblins and a cockatrice.
>>76764583>Have you ever seen mystical creatures at the gym before?A female not doing ULL? Not likely.
>>76764583I saw DarkSydePhil
>>76764583I see pantyboys at my gym
>>76766229which gym? asking for a friend.
>>76764583/x/-/fit/ crossover is some of my favorite stuff on this site but unironically it sounds like you should just take your meds. You will probably feel better and make better gainz without the cortisol of hallucinating weird shit even at the gym.
>>76766248Yours, you're the pantyboy hehe
>>76764583No but sometimes the gym government agents take notes of my farts and performance to try and mimic even an iota of my gains. Sorry but I tweak my diet pre gym(I do the serious lifting at home) so it seems like I'm on a high protein diet and to give them a waft mid set so they can't get as effective sets just like they stare at my ass every time I do a set to mimic my kinetic chain, which I also use incorrect form in the gym so I can stay stronger than them for when they plant drugs in my gym bag and call the cops thinking they're gonna claim my butt in prison.
>>76766259gangstalking in the gym is a real problem and they won't hesitate to poison you or hit you with millimeter wave weapons to try to get you to freak out. it's not 'the government' doing it though. the important thing to remember is that the people coordinating those activities have names and addresses and what they do is a crime. they are criminals.
>tfw the Chinese send gym spies to seduce you and learn about americas secrets Sorry I only like latinas
>>76764583yeah i saw your mum with a minotaur
I heard this gym actively harbored gains goblins, is this true? I find it hard to believe a gym could do that and still be in business. Surely it's just a malicious rumor started by its competitors.
