How am I going to do another 5 days in a row of work?

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>>76765005
Forgot to post me and my young gf

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Friday night met up with an old guy I used to work with at the bar and had a few beers. Went for a nice walk innawoods checking out the fall leaves yesterday. Smoked a good cigar after. May go to the gym later today with friendzone girl or I may skip it and go shoot my guns. Idk yet. Trying to stay somewhat busy really does make you feel better than doing nothing, who would have guessed?

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I tried socializing for a bit and reduced my internet usage these last few weeks. However with every single outing my mood deteriorated. Now here I am again, back to ground zero. People are just too fucking difficult. Socializing is a strenuous and never ending cycle. I am going to hibernate till I get bored.

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there's a zap in the left side of my jaw every 60 seconds and it's annoying as fuck and it's been going on for two days AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Coffee please, no milk, two sugars.

>>76765056
Hottest demon alive
You are the only anon i have ever envied

>>76765067
I've been cycling through the panes of that comic my whole life, I want out of the wheel.

>>76765067
Can you please provide field report/interaction summaries of these normie encounters?

>>76765080
she looks weirdly european like a Yugoslavian slut

I found out my girlfriend did porn.. Her stage name is Nicole Luva. Should I break up with her?

>>76765109
No disrespect but, do you need to ask?

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>>76765056
30 days of night looking bitch

>>76765109
How did you not know? Also she looks like a whore who does porn.

i lied about my age and my gf thinks i’m younger than i really am. is there any way this can backfire if i avoid marriage licences?

>>76765276
How many years did you lie by?

>>76765279
5

>>76765283
Why did you lie? Schizo vibes

>>76765295
got a lot way more matches online that way

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>haven't lifted in 2 weeks now because of being sick and my gym is starting to look like garbage as a result
>went camping with my friends last weekend and a haunted house yesterday
>forced to shave my beard for the first time in 1.5 years because work updated our grooming standards and now I look like Robin Williams
>boss who demoted me last week is still giving me the cold shoulder all week
>getting stone walled from picking up a better position than what I have

Chuck the Turtle says "Hi", I found him a real home he can live in with a 100 gallon tank and a person that specializes in caring for reptiles

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>>76765005
I wish I didn't know this feel

>>76765409
The only people I know that post this kind of stuff are also the people who stick to an entry level position indefinitely and then complain that they can't afford luxuries

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>check out Facebook to update my shit
>never properly looked through it
>grow increasingly upset with myself as all the people I went to school with, who I'm now a ghost to, are getting married, having babies, graduating university, and going on holidays overseas
>remember the nerdy tomboy I had a massive crush on as a kid
>she was basically my female clone right down to the brown hair, freckles, and being tall as fuck
>we'd read and discuss shitty YA novels, fujo anime like Hetalia and Fruits Basket, and /co/mblr cartoons together on the playground
>she grew distant with me after a cringelord who also pined for her ran right up to her and told her I had a crush on her
>the awkward scoff she made before walking off with him out of the classroom still stings
>still hung out with her from time to time but it was clear she was weirded out by me
>eventually only interacted in passing in high school
>brace and check her page
>greeted by photos of a baby and my heart sinks
>scroll down to three years ago to find her posing in a mirror in a dress while heavily pregnant
>pregnancy is one of my biggest fetishes and in any other scenario I'd be diamond hard, especially since she looked absolutely beautiful all heavy with child, but my dick never so much as twitched
>all I felt was emptiness
>in that moment I related to all those oneitis greentexts for the first time in my life
>the life I could've lived with her floods my mind
>literally too stunned by it to drink
>finish by seeing what my former best bros are doing
>see they're all happier than they ever would have been when we played vidya and did dumb shit together as stupid kids
>turn my phone off and stare at the ceiling of my childhood bedroom, my potbelly and moobs sweaty from the spring heat, wondering why I didn't suck it up and work instead of being a disgusting neet cunt all these years
>wondering why I'm such an autistic fundamentally broken faggot
>wondering why I'm nothing like who I thought I'd end up being

>>76765283
Kek

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>>76765083
Much of the same. Their eyes glued to the phones. The way they pretend to know everything. Cheap talks with no depth. Spending money brings sycophants. They are all miserable, rich or poor and I have to clown myself to see smiles on their faces. It is insane that the greatest form of happiness is shitposting on the net.

>>76765468
>It is insane that the greatest form of happiness is shitposting on the net.

That is insane, especially in light of how we consider it to be a form of unhappiness, by default

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>>76765109
no fucking way

>>76764923
If I do not get a job by Halloween this Friday (which is more than like going to be the case) I am breaking my sobriety and getting plastered drunk. That is all.

Fuck women, fuck HR, fuck multiround interviews, and fuck this job market.

>>76765581
>Get job
>Get insanely drunk
>Do poorly at job
>Get fired
Great plan

>>76765459
I know this feel, unironically i'm 35 and feel like i just recentlt got over my highschool crush who friend zoned me. Fuck i wasted my life.

>>76764923
>wake up Saturday
>Go play football for 1h
>Come back home
>Have lunch
>Build myself a nice work bench
>Have dinner
>Youtube and shit post till going to sleep

>wake up sunday
>go for a run
>have lunch
>youtube and 4chan all the afternoon
>Will have dinner
>Will watch some more youtube till going to sleep
Same as every other weekend, besides the little diy project. Not happy nor sad.

>>76765603
Sounds like a very comfy life

>>76765605
ngmi faggot

>>76765613
Yes you are

>>76765459
>>76765597
Jfc bros shit's too real. When I open facebook and see all my mates made it makes me happy for them but can't stop feeling like a retard myself because I thought those funny, carefree, silly and close friendships would be there forever and then one day we were not even speaking anymore. One of my best friends just had his second child and it's been years since we were together, lots of great memories, even at his weeding. Yet he kept moving forward and I stayed the same wandering teenager that I always was.

>>76765459
...ouch.
Can relate.

>>76765647
Dumb fucking teenage shitskin

>>76765656
You sound like you're going to cry, kek.

>>76765659
Does that line work at the lunch table?

>>76765662
I can see why you can't get a job and why you have no friends.

>>76765667
>he's trying this hard to save face getting called out
Digits and my bad luck is transferred onto you and I steal you current gains.

>>76765662
>>76765667
Stop derailing this thread retards

>>76765676
>NOOOO You can't derail my heckin threaderino where simps bitch about not getting pussy!

>>76765678
>NOOOO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WE HAVE TO CALL EACH OTHER INDIAN!!! EVEN THOUGH NEITHER OF US ARE INDIAN

>>76765682
>He doesn't hate on Indians for any reason he can
ngmi

>>76765459
>pregnancy is one of my biggest fetishes and
alright stopped reading

Glad that fag stopped posting

>>76765737
Yeah, shitskins are hella annoying. Though I'm now half tempted to say it was a woman.

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I feel lost in life

>>76765831
I was talking about you

>>76765836
Shut up, shitskin teenage woman

>>76765837
You are crying right now aren't you

>>76765840
No I'm actually lifting. Which you do not.

>>76765844
Nah, you ain't.

>>76765849
Ok, brown woman

>>76765853
You sure project a lot.

>>76765857
Ok, brown woman.

>>76765870
lmao at your life

>>76765914
Ok, brown woman.

>>76765922
Got any new material

>>76765940
Yes. You're a brown underage woman.

You're both mentally ill

>>76764923
Terrible.
I was tired all day yesterday and didn't get anything done. Same with Friday.
I hope today is better.
>>76765832
Same

>>76765606
It's not. It's lonely, purposeless. Can't remember the last time I had genuine, belly laughter fun or someone that actually listened to what I was saying.
The only excitement I have in my life is when I travel abroad.

>>76766034
Laughing is overrated

>>76765005
Remember what you're doing it for, coming back to your house to be greeted by your kids and lovely wife.

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>Spend all week in work thinking about the weekend
>Can't wait to finally do all the things i want to
>Do nothing and just watch tv or play vidya like a mongoloid
>Wake up Monday feeling like i achieved nothing
>Do this on loop for a decade

>>76765459
It's not that bad. Depending on your age, many got sidetracked in 2008 then in 2020.
I don't have social media or many feelings for friends from high school, so that's kind of good to not be able to look up anything like that.
Recently an ex texted me out of nowhere then stopped after ten texts, even after saying she was looking for my number for years. That was the first time we talked or texted in over decade.

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>>76764923
I have officially made 4pl8 deadlifts my bitch and can do them for reps. 5pl8 coming soon™. Now I just need to find a fucking job.

>>76765581
Hope you find something soon. If not, enjoy your drunk Halloween.

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>drank 4 dark beer tall boyd
>just been sad that i dot have a 3.14pie short har gf
god i wish lea seydoux wwas my gf

>>76764923
Hold me tight, bros. I pulled something in my shoulder while doing pull-ups on Friday - seems like my upper trap? No pain from moving through full ROM, no particular disablement, but the fucker just hurts constantly.

I was making such good strength gains for like 6 months, and now I guess I'm about to have weeks of spinning my wheels while this heals up. Fucking hell.

>>76766126
Please delete this...........

>>76765459
I'm simultaneously grateful and sort of sad that I never felt and will probably never feel that strongly about any one woman ever. Even when I was in a relationship and "in love" it felt more like being good friends and roommates with that woman, with sex and physical intimacy as a really nice bonus, than this Earth-shattering geyser of emotions. Even when they ended I usually felt more inconvenienced than sad, I almost always checked out emotionally far before the entire relationship collapsed for real.

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>>76765459
i feel you o much anon rn. im a litle drunk but just go climpn a mountain. i love tomboyd so much

I've been studying all week for my classes and have a big exam for one of them. I'm feeling pretty confident but I'm exhausted. The AWS outage got everyone a few extra days to finish assignments.
We had a practice exam and it looked half the students showed up. To think it'll throw off anyone's graduation plans by another semester or longer if they don't pass the class.
When asked by the professor, only one got three out of eight answers right, everyone else had one or two. I made stupid mistakes on two or three of the questions I missed.

>>76766246
Damn, good luck man.

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>good progress all week
>binge one weekend and ruin progress
I'm such a fucking loser, feel like this is worse than if I was just an alcoholic who would drink on the weekends to forget the pain instead of consuming 10k extra calories for no reason then feeling like garbage. I will never make good progress.

I've been feeling morose lately. My whole life has been a string of "not quite there" and "second place" and "could have been". I want to WIN, to accomplish everything I want. I am tired of losing all the damn time, and having people constantly remind me about all my failures.

Bros I’m freaking out. I’ve been having seizures in my temporal lobe. Haven’t been diagnosed yet but from what I’ve seen it’s the only thing that matches all my symptoms. It’ll happen ~7 times in a day then take a break for a good while, but they always come eventually. I’m already barely hanging in the edge of sanity and everytime I have a seizure it makes me feel unreal or like I’m stuck in a dream. I get super nauseous and weak and whatever I was thinking or doing is wiped from my brain. I won’t be seen by my dr until 10/30 and I just don’t know what I can do to fix it. Any one else dealt with this? I feel like I’m getting dumber and weaker and I’m anxious all the time now.

>>76766343
I KNOW THIS FEEL.... FUCK. We have to make it anon.

>>76766257
Thanks. I want an A this test and take my time the rest if the year.

>>76766346
WTF? GO THE HOSPUITAL NOW

>>76764923
great, farted around in valheim with my autistic buddy. Work is going great, more pay, flexible schedule, AI-proof. Lost some body fat. Had a long talk with my son and worked out some long standing issues. Gonna eat, watch MAFS UK and play my instruments.

>>76765459
get a job, any job. Give 150%, get a promotion, lose weight. Life fixed.

>>76766343
I think for me it's a matter of being the autistic child who played by the rules and thought everyone would behave like they did in Little Bear that I watched growing up only to realize most people, at least in the USA, are monsters.

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>>76765056
she has a big nose and chinky winky eyes

Hair of the dog finishing off this bottle of cheap wine from last night. Didn't see one of these yesterday so I got to ChatGPTherapy. Even that thing didn't want to be interested in me when I commanded it to lmfao.

Slowly sinking into the mud. Changed career paths a year ago bc outsourcing and AI were consuming growth. Took a fat payout, barely make enough to cover bills. No holidays off except Christmas Day. Have earned three days of PTO. Unpaid leave isn't an option when budget is this tight. ppl concerned I've lost 20lbs this year. Too prideful to say it's because I'm too broke to eat reasonably. Energy is based on free coffee, metrics will falter without it now. Have had abdominal pain for a couple years, can't afford the 5k they want for a colonoscopy (let alone whatever shit they try to perscribe to fix it) and have to wait a couple more years before I'm able to get it for free. Body is rotting and I'm not even 30 yet.

Just moved from the comfy suburbs to a bigger city for my wife's career. Sold our house to live in a studio apt. Probably will never be able to have a house again. Nest egg from the house is going into low-risk investing for the time being. Not interested in making friends anymore, wouldn't have the money or mental depth to sustain them if I tried. Coworkers asking how I like this city as if I'm some country bumpkin who never been stuck in traffic or had Jamaican food before. As if I got fucking time and money to throw at some gaudy bullshit that will leave zero lasting memories. Using the newfound minimalism to 'rebuild' myself. Should have been beaten as a kid for not using a planner or thinking math was gay. Keep collecting unfinished projects. I hit a fitness goal and don't have the next step ready. Gratification for completing goals is minimal, nothing like the dopamine hits from gaming. And no I don't play video games anymore apart from D&D for social obligation.

>Be me and actually at my bank accounts for once.
>Holy fuck I have somehow 100k in different accounts, not too shabby for working for 5 years.
>Hey maybe I can afford a small home, and finally move out of Mom's home.
>My neighbors are moving after living there for 6 years, okay that might be a good house to buy.
>Go to realtor.com and got instant sticker shock, they want HALF of a million for their despite they payed 260k in 2019.
>Okay that's a bit pricey, find another home the next street over, 175k for a 400 sq house on a postage stamp lot with no garage, that house sold for 130k literally 2 years ago
>WTF? The average house prices are like 300k min in my area.
How the fuck can anyone afford these houses? They're not even Mcmansions on large lots of land.
Funny that people complained about the Boomers, but they act like them. For fuck sake my neighbors are moving because they wanted to closer to their friends who are literally 15 mins away. Plus you think you want better for your kids as well, not trying to sell a house for 2.5x the profit, but I guess that fuck you I got mine mentally takes over.

>>76766477
Modern Man of 2025.

>>76766495
It's called debt bro. Everyone goes into debt to buy things. Houses, cars, clothes, schooling, etc

>>76766495
I do think homes prices will decrease in the near future. At least 25% of homes in my area are dropping in price significantly to what they were a year or 2 ago. Those that remain are jacked up an extra 20% from what the market value says they're worth because some greedy fuck thinks it's worth that. Both those homes and regular homes have been sitting on the markets for a month. Foreclosures are at an ATH due to property taxes and home insurance increasing as well. Trump is making everything look good on paper but your own 2 eyes will say differently. When he's gone, and especially when the BBB adds trillions of debt, people will beg for anything to replace what we have now.

>>76764923
Getting back on my horse
>have all but quit nicotine
Went 20 hours without any. Bought a vape. Took like 5 small drags, then I got upset and tossed it out the window on the highway. Have been using pouches again, but less. I think I’m at like 5 for today. Still massive improvement, 2 months ago I was chain vaping all day long. 1 3mg pouch is equal to 1 ciggie nicotine wise.
>started exercising again
Some morning walks and lifting when I feel like it. Just using 15lb dumbbells to spam curls and delt movements.
I think I’m going to invest in those up to 55lb bowflex adjustable dumbbells. I have a bench. If I get those I can start doing rows, bench, incline bench, etc. and when I’m close to exceeding I can just invest in 65s, 75s, and 85s. Cutting so I don’t see myself going past that on anything. Space in apartment is limited so I may just opt for the bow flex and then get some bands and start doing calisthenics too. Not paying for a gym again there’s none close to me and the closest is in the hood
>pretty sure I’m gonna go into the military
Don’t wanna for a few reasons, but I know it’s the right path for me to take. Single contract, get benefits, get skillset doing something I wanna be doing, abuse disability, get civilian job using skills.

>>76766515
>learned I have adhd
Idk why this was never clear to me. I’ve been reflecting on my life as I usually do but thinking about my attention span and it’s so fucking clear now. Probably austistic too. Was very un-behaved as a kid. Wasn’t bouncing off walls would just do weird shit like I put my face in every kids photo during picture day making a weird face because I wanted to help them laugh. I day dreamed 90% of school. I was diagnosed with “mild add” and put on concerta and it just made me depressed so I assumed mild add was a misdiagnosis. I spent a lot of school making noises and calling out nonsense trying to be disruptive and make people class. To the point it was just impulsive. I’m still like that but I’ve gotten a handle on it.
The rare times I’ve tried to study I had to read the same shit like 10 times and take notes on it every time and then read and take new notes based on my notes just to retain something. I have to figure out what to do if I am gonna go into the military. Can’t get on meds (don’t want to). But it’s all so clear to me now the issues I’ve had in life.
I’m not saying I’m smart but I know I’m not dumb. The few times I could pay attention in lectures I would get an A. It’s just for the most part everything is so in one ear and out the other.
Even getting chores and basic housework done is a challenge.
Gotta figure that out. My focus and attention span wasn’t half as bad as it is these days 10 years ago though. I was functional 10 years ago. I could read a book back then. I can’t read past 2 pages these days and I retain none of it

>>76765067
I gave up on any form of socializing since October 2019, my closest friends suddenly ghosted me for no reason for 3 months before that but still went to the places we frequented with other friends, on the third month it hit me that they wanted nothing to do with me and it broke my heart since they were the last bastion of human interaction and affection that i had but i moved on (probably not the right word on this context but still) and haven't talk to anyone that i don't have to since.

>>76766495
They think it's still a sellers market but it's not anymore. They forgot that mortgage rates aren't 3% like they were 5 years ago. Looking for a house right next to your mom's house is funny as fuck tho. Just finance a tiny home in your mom's backyard or build a detached garage that has a living quarters above it at that point.

>>76766508
>It's called debt bro. Everyone goes into debt to buy things. Houses, cars, clothes, schooling, etc
But Society shouldn't be promoting this. You shouldn't be spending money you don't have in the first place. Why the fuck are the people who save punish, while the people who borrow are rewarded?
>>76766512
>I do think homes prices will decrease in the near future. At least 25% of homes in my area are dropping in price significantly to what they were a year or 2 ago.
I totally agree the housing marker is falling apart right now especially when I'm seeing more and more houses come on sale and waiting. Honestly I hope the market falls apart on my neighbors house, they're fucking dicks, but I also want them gone to so yeah a catch 22. For fuck sake they have 3 young boys instead of teaching to cut the grass, they literally hire illegals to do it.

>>76766534
>But Society shouldn't be promoting this
Society is built on it. You're still way ahead of people with less money for a down payment

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>>76765067
The older i get the more i don't want to socialise
>Bro just work 60 hours a week and then spend all your free time with other people doing what they want
NO, i will do what i want alone and be happy.

>>76766477
Now I will bitch about my wife that I love very dearly:

Wife lets me fuck every blue moon now. She's decided that I don't make enough money for us to try for kids now. Keeps reminding me that I'm a "big chunk of meat" and pointing out all the not sexy characteristics of myself. Constantly reminding me I'm a failure of a husband. At the same time I have to constantly shower her in compliments and shit because she thinks she's ugly when she's not. I want her to grow with me but she keeps pushing things away or getting mad at me for shit like getting out of bed and starting my day when she is still sleeping.

Maybe if her ass would stop watching TikTok and stubbornly putting a thick ass blanket on while also blasting AC she'd be able to sleep. Maybe if her ass would just get out of bed with me instead of bitching that I want to open a window and make coffee at 6:15am she'd realign herself. It fucking sucks to start your day walking on eggshells and dealing with agitation. At the same time this is my fucking wife so I can't just ignore her. And when I bring up things like self improvement or interests she gets mad defensive and stubborn. It's like I'm dealing with a teenager and she's not interested in changing it because "she has depression". Bitch me too fuck you mean. We are grown ass adults ain't a single soul give a fuck what you feeling you best get to trucking and smile while you do so. But then I say this candidly and she sobs like a l4d witch. This woman has cried at least twice a month over the most mundane shit. Her Amazon package was at the front desk but they are closed until 8am. I've been sitting in the one fucking chair we have too much and now it's sagging. I use her fancy shampoo once. Not the smartest move but I usually laugh when she does this or blatantly state how ridiculous her shedding tears over spilled milk is.

Marriage is a net positive but damn does it come with compromise.

>>76766595
do NOT have kids with this woman, holy shit

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>>76766534
>For fuck sake they have 3 young boys instead of teaching to cut the grass, they literally hire illegals to do it.
Nobody in this fucking country understands the value of a dollar. Am I correct in thinking they drive a Bronco, Chevy SUV, or Jeep?
>I can just debt-maxx my way to anything I want.
>I COULD save more by cutting out the unnecessary aspects of my life an accumulate more savings but nah.
Burn it all down.

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>>76766595
>cried
>I use her fancy shampoo once
Brother, get the fuck out of there

>>76766650
NEVER use their fancy shampoo, brother. all men instinctively know this. i think he should man up, make some money, buy his own fancy shampoo and buy a second chair so she has somewhere to sit. now please excuse me, i have an amazon spending spree to continue.

>>76766595
>This woman has cried at least twice a month over the most mundane shit. Her Amazon package was at the front desk but they are closed until 8am. I've been sitting in the one fucking chair we have too much and now it's sagging. I use her fancy shampoo once. Not the smartest move but I usually laugh when she does this or blatantly state how ridiculous her shedding tears over spilled milk is.

If she's a Millennial, ask her how much she cried on 9/11 or if she's a Zoomer ask about October 7th, 2023.

>>76765067
People are miserable to talk to. They either end up being self- centered and talk at you without listening or are secretly condescending. Most people don't seem to want just genuine connection, every interaction has some end goal to it.

Can't we just bullshit about life and not make everything a comparison/competition/vetting to see if I achieve enough to be in your circle?

I got in shape, got a degree, got a job, few girls and some friends. Still every two weeks I have crippling realization of the nothingness of it all. I cry alone in the bathroom trying to force life to mean something. Why am I broken like this?

I am lost
The forest shall consume me

>>76765459
I can't believe that I'm saying this, but get a grip man. It sounds to me like you're in your mid 20's and you're still obsessed with the same chick from high school, which you haven't even seen since then? Go out there and find yourself a new bitch.

>adorable gf
>nice job, high-paying
>comfy flat with everything I need
>a path to having great savings
>a small but solid group of friends
>a decent physique
>absolutely miserable
lol

>>76766769
Hey at least you made it. Just pretend to be happy.

Should I cook today or get some slop for dinner?

>>76764923
I spent the weekend reading and masturbating. Tonight I had a drink and Friday I fucked a trap.

>>76766791
Always cook. If you can't cook something better than the sloppa you are doing it wrong.

>>76766803
I can't because it sucks and I just cook the same few things all the time

>>76766595
Sounds like the ex-wife of a friend of mine. He ate shit for ten years, then she wanted a divorce and took the house with her.

>>76764923
Rum and Coke

My weekend was pretty great. Friday was pretty boring, but Saturday was awesome. I made some new golf buddies at the club. I also hooked up with this Native American chick. She was a little bit heavier, but carried it very well with a thick ass, big boobs, and a super cute face. She was all over me all night, touching my arms and holding down my hands on her thighs. Shit was so cash. I also cheated my diet a little bit by having a great slice of buffalo chicken pizza from the local pizza place.

>>76766808
So add variety?

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>>76766595
>Marriage is a net positive but damn does it come with compromise.
doesn't sound like it from your posts

>>76764923
Alright, gentlemen, it is with great pleasure I come to announce, after much encouragement from some of you in last week's Sunday feels thread, today I licked my wife's asshole.

Opportunity arose, and I went for it. She was mostly just puzzled, certainly not impressed. Laughed about it and went back to the regularly scheduled clit-lashing. Worked the "hungry for every inch of you, except your feet" line into conversation as I got to fucking after she came. Don't think I'll be going back to that well, but box checked etc.

This is stupid, but I'm proud of myself. I wanted to do something, so I did it. I'll spare you the life story, but that's kind of a personal victory.

Chase your dreams folks. Lick them buttholes.

>>76766839
Nah cooking sucks. Any time I cook something new it's shit so I'll stick to what I know

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>>76766752
> just finished reading The Stranger in the Woods
> see this post
damn

>>76766855
ngmi, cookcel. You're grandma is disappointed

>>76766861
Your*

>>76766827
Oh yeah, forgot to update on my /fit/ stuff.

I recently hit 186 lbs, down from 245 when I first started going to the gym in February. I can clearly see my Adonis belt now and am starting to see my abs for the first time ever. I think I'll drop another 10 pounds and see how I look at 175, then go from there.

Also, I didn't have time for the gym on Friday and Saturday, so I did 100 pushups, 100 low weight bicep curls, and 100 low weight dumbbell rows at home instead. That shit was pretty cool, but I'm still a bit sore after yesterday.

>>76765056
look there's no fucking way you look like that

>>76766534
What I don’t get about debt is doesn’t it become
>okay well I either need to make this much to afford these necessities or I can borrow money I don’t have buy these necessities and oh wait now I have to make this month to afford my monthly debt payments while compensating for interest
The second option basically being maybe you can get those things while making slightly less than the first, and just be shackled to debt until it’s paid off?
The system seems broken if that’s how it has to be.
>invest in job, possibly take debt for school
>work hard to get better paying position
>take loan to buy house
>better pay doesn’t go that far now
>spend life working self to the bone in constant game of catch up with debt
>get to retirement age
>debts paid off
>whatever you managed to save goes towards being able to live maybe if you had a family leave some money behind
And that’s if you can even retire

>>76766551
>>76766534
>>76766630
I just looked something up can you fags tell me if I understand correct about using debt to live?
>100,000,000 portfolio
>need $100k to survive
>fedility has loans with 4% interest but my portfolio gets 8% interest
>take $100k loan, portfolio gains 8,000,000
>pay loan off with $104k
>portfolio has 107,900,000 now
Is this what they’re saying to do? What’s the benefit, avoiding taxes?
Why does this shit get spread on social media like it’s some ancient wisdom when the average shmuck will never have enough money to actually do this? Or what, am I supposed to do it with marginal amounts?


I don’t get it. You see people saying “oh this is how I got rich” okay well where did the initial money come from? Are they saying, “this is how I turned my trust fund into even more money haha I’m so smart”?

>>76766919
Generational wealth - fabulous inheritance, bank-of-dad loans, connections to business insiders from an early age.

Also bear in mind, the interest paid on that loan is written off as a loss, so the tax burden goes down. When they talk about taxing the billionaires fairly, this is a large part of it.

For most of us, we'll never be able to amass a pot of gold large enough to put up as collateral against a loan large enough to live on. The numbers have to be humongous for all of this to work.

>>76766919
>Why does this shit get spread on social media like it’s some ancient wisdom when the average shmuck will never have enough money to actually do this? Or what, am I supposed to do it with marginal amounts?
Have you paid attention to the skin color and/or haircuts of the people telling you this?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1bc4wi387kQ

>>76766947
I feel like I need to put it into far simpler terms and amounts because there’s no better way to highlight how fucked yo this seems
>it costs $1 for sandwich that makes you cum 5x in a row
>I have $50
>if I buy it normally I have to also pay $.05 and since I eat these auto nut sandwiches every day that will add up fast
>you offer to give me the sandwich for free so long as I pay you back the dollar and maybe $0.01 but failure to pay it back means my $50 is yours
>obviously that’s a better deal since I can pay it back 50x over. I also make $5 per day. It’s safe. It literally means I get to eat my auto ejaculation sandwiches worry free while sitting on m stock pile of $50 I’ll never be able to spend on sandwiches
So these people do this whenever they wanna buy something then? They wanna buy a car, get loan, portfolio as collateral, pay loan off, get car, still end up even richer anyways or at least breaking even and being in the same spot but with a cooler car. This is messed up man. This is sick. 40 fucking percent

>>76764923
at the end of November I'm sending in applications to the safest police departments near me.
if I don't hear back from them I'm thinking about talking to military recruiter for officer position.
I'm at my wits end bros.
I have 8 months left of savings, but I don't want to go to 0.
>ba in economics
>ma in national security studies
only job that responded to me in the past year was Ikea as a logistics coordinator

>>76766984
>to the safest police departments near me
I've considered this as well but cops seem to be dumber than the average tradie or military zogbot. I either see myself as the guy who is getting let go/sued for punching a woman for being a cunt or letting kids with meth slide because IDGAF and not risking my life.

>>76767001
i live near some pretty safe wealthy cities as well as a dangerous diverse city. i would only be applying to the wealthy ones.
i agree, but i had been working in a warehouse around retards for a year then got let go because ikea wanted to only hire contract part timers in the warehouse to avoid health insurance.
i only plan on doing it for 1-2 years while applying elsewhere. in the cities near me starting out you make 106k a year.

>>76767030
106k as a cop? Fuck, I might have to take this up.

>>76766973
At the levels of wealth where this works, a car isn't even a notable expenditure. I think also there's a separation between personal finance and business holdings. They fund their personal lives with a loan based on their stake in their businesses as collateral. Thus, they incur a personal loss on taxes while their business can make a profit.

I don't get it all either, desu.

>>76764923
None for me, two months sober after a decade of smoking pot daily and heavy liquor drinking.
I heard urges go away after 6 months but that sounds like a meme. At least my sleep has been god tier.

>>76766919
What you say makes sense in a world where people can afford to pay back things immediately/in a timely matter. Most people take out debt and are forever enslaved to whatever they have purchased with a month or 2 of unemployment being able to destroy credit scores. The main reason for this is stagnation of wages to CoL, lack of advancement in ANY industry, immigration suppressing wages, outsourcing of things the USA used to do, and money printer going BRRRT.

A simpler way to explain is that boomers won't fucking die and intend to siphon a future away from their descendants at any cost for their own benefit. Early Gen X might as well be thrown in as well.

>>76767037
yeah, i've done the math after taxes and the pension contributes you net 60kish actual, and this is assuming 0 overtime.
but you also get full healthcare coverage, and other benefits, like free access to a NICE gym.
but if you leave before being able to collect a pension, you can get all your money back out, so like a net 0 savings account.
BA +200 a month
MA +300 a month
speak spanish fluently $100 a month
get different certifications/licenses like FAA drone pilot license +200 a month
guaranteed raise basically every 2 years regardless of promotions
it is a legit thing i am looking into.
the dangerous city near me pays less to start, but has higher incentives. but like i said, i dont want to get stabbed to death

Would it be too aggressive to call up a place that stood me up on a job interview to see what's up? I don't plan on chewing them out or anything, just asking politely what is going on.

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TLDR: Well frens, I accidentally underwent a whole character development this week by opening up mental baggage I didn't even know I was carrying. At least since I made peace with it the pounds have been dropping off, easiest cut of my life.

For those who want some incredibly boring information about my life:
>meet girl in high school
>we kinda chat a bit and get along well, I start developing massive crush on her
>kinda spend the next year teasing each other as we make as much progress as a slice of life anime (aka none)
>things come to a head junior year, when my parents force me to take some retarded test prep class
>shes in it too
>sits right next to me and we commiserate over having to do this shit
>when the class started she pokes me and passes me a cute little note
>spend the rest of the time passing notes with each other
>at this point, kinda lost so I ask my parents for advice
>get something along the lines of "why are you wasting time and money chasing skirts instead of studying? Work hard so you can be doctor/lawyer/whatever
Side note: my parents being over domineering and helicoptering kinda fucked me up for years afterwards, this I already knew about but the feeling about the girl was new to me.
>get towards the end of the class
>we are both at our lockers, and I can still remember the look she gave me
>instead of catching the free pass I was given and telling her how I felt, I just look down and mutter something like "see you later"

Anyways, I kept up on socials with her for a while after college, but I thought I forgot about her sophomore year of college when I decided to put her out of my mind. Recently had a dream about her and remembered all of this like it was yesterday.

I think I've just been carrying this with me subconsciously, and as much as my parents set me up for failure in life they weren't in the room with me when I fucked up. Realizing this kinda let me let it go finally, which is good since I'm meeting some girl off hinge tomorrow.

>>76766747
Fren I will be honest and idc if it's cringe. You need Jesus

Recently re-connected with my great aunt after my grandfather's passing. She's 98 and lives alone in a multi million dollar house in Hollywood. Since she's a widow without kids my uncle will end up being the executor of her will when she passes. I feel like a scumbag for constantly thinking about how much I will inherit since my grandmother told me she left something for me but I honestly don't want to ask until she passes.

Considering how fucked everything has gotten in the cost of living after Covid I kinda see some understanding on why I'm a little fixated on it since generational wealth is more important than ever right now

>>76766595
...what could possibly be the positives in this situation?

>>76766747
It can take awhile for self-worth to settle in. You have value, broseph. Sounds like life is ok on a basic level. Now find something to work towards. Write a book, build a boat, fix up a car, foster rescue dogs, do all of them at once, whatever. Doesn't have to be a big thing, just something you can get excited about.

I know a lot of people that are retirement age and won't stop working because that's all they ever did in their lives. Avoid that, or double down on it and build an empire.

>>76766595
Stop walking on eggshells. I assume you make the money - the person you described couldn't possibly hold down a real job. Start setting some of it aside - figure out a trust or somethingthat she can't ever access. She should be on eggshells around you.

And fuck the sex. Take it when it's available, but there's always your hand.

>>76766477
>>76766595
P U S S Y
U
S
S
Y

no money no job no jap gf
hold me lads

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>>76764923
There is someone in my "friend group" I utterly despise. He's on a downward spiral, never works out, drinks everyday, and smokes weed everyday. Normally I don't have an issue with someone wanting to destroy their life, but he keeps pressuring everyone to do the same. He preaches about how the trad life is where it's at, but lived a life of one night stands, and is now living with some fake bible girl he brags about having premarital with.

>>76767090
second to this. Church is good. Religion is good as long as it is your ethnic religion. giving your life for a greater purpose and worshiping the creator is a natural thing for humans to do. we have done it for all of history.

>>76766595
protect yourself through legal avenues. if the house is only in your name, get it put in your moms name or some shit. make a meeting with every divorce lawyer in the region worth their salt. hide assets from her. divorce this bitch. find a new young wife to turn into a mother

>>76767030
>ikea wanted to only hire contract part timers in the warehouse to avoid health insurance.
I thought Ikea was le based scandi social conscientious company?

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>>76764923
Mi amor por ti, por ti
Era claro como el sol de la mañana
Mi amor por ti, por ti
Era un corazón gigante
Donde no existía maldad

Pero, mientras más amor te daba
Tú, indiferente, me dabas la espalda
Inventaba caricias nuevas
Pero eres una avispa, disfrazada de abeja

>>76764923
Ran my second organized 5k and third overall race (first was an obstacle race) today. Spent a lot of years smoking and drinking my life away and trying to atone for it. Feels pretty good

>>76764923
Been in my own head all weekend, packed up and moved out of where I was living.
We've been together for about 2 years, and engaged about 4 months. She wanted to get married this coming Spring. Our relationship was good up until the engagement and since it's just gotten more and more combative. Monday she tried starting shit, I blew it off until she exploded on Tuesday and I still didn't engage. Tuesday night she tried to have "make up sex" and frankly I didn't want to. Touching her at all just didn't seem appealing.
Well this led to another blow up fight.
Thursday she said she was going to stay the night at her mom's and I'm sure she did. I went straight to the bank pulled out money from our joint account paid the last 2 months of rent + the lease break fee. Packed my shit and left.
I know it was impulsive, and I have roughly 80 missed calls and my phone now just says I have New Messages, not even the number lol. But I just didn't want to do it anymore.
Told the landlord anything she doesn't take, I'll come back to get (he's a cool guy I trust our verbal agreement, no trouble in the 2 years living there.) If it needs cleaned I can clean it or I'll cover the cost of the cleaning service, he came by and took pictures along side me of the condition at the time of my leaving.
I wasn't/am not sad mad or upset or anything. Felt like I could take a deep breath again, and I just relax and I have no idea how long it's been like that I've felt this way.
Thanks for reading my blog lads.

>>76767204
Remember this when you have kids so they don't go 20 years without competing in anything

>>76767236
That was the hardest part. It'll get better from here on, Broseph.

>>76767244
I have a kid, this is a lot of the reason why I've made changes. Don't want him growing up thinking it's ok to be a loser. He and my wife even ran the 5k with me

>>76767179
lol no. its ran by a singular family that realized the US allows you to fuck over workers. ikea got introuble for using slaves in like 2007.

>>76767251
Good dad and husband. Cheers, bro

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>>76767187
You're brown

Fuck man, I've been doing online financial planning school for 2 months, and my dad asked me for 3 interesting things, and I could only do 1. What have I been wasting my time with? The material is so fucking boring and dry. I force myself to do a section everyday, and this is the culmination of my effort.

>>76767401
You're building discipline and it takes time. Soon, you might be able to take another short course on something else. Maybe you won't finish or will even fail it, but you'll do better at the next one. Just keep trying and failing upwards.
Perseverance is the hardest muscle to train.

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>>76765706
This.

>>76766272
Mounjaro now

How do i make friends in my 30's? This shit is impossible

Hopeful for this start up I've got going.
Nervous too.
Just staring down the unknown, but I press on.

>>76768191
Hobbies with some degree of intensity (more than knitting).
Habits (be always at the same place/time).
Help out (I met a good friend online while she was asking about the city she was about to move to. I offered to give her a tour and tips).

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I don't enjoy anything anymore. I feel like i'm broken, be it films or tv or vidya or music or whatever. I just feel empty all the time. But at the same time i don't feel sad, just empty, lost.

It has come to my attention that about half the regulars at my gym hate my guts. I don't get it, I go, do my workout, don't talk to anybody, don't get in anybody's way and them leave.
I shouldn't care, I've always thought of myself of a loner who goes his own way not caring about anybody's opinion. Turns out I crave validation from my peers more than what I'd like to admit. Why do I place importance and value on things tgat aren't important nor valuable yet I dismiss the things that really are?

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>>76764923
My cock is huge

>>76768310
I know this feel

>>76767256
Thank you brother

Things are going ok between me and this girl I'm trying to date.
Gotta take it slow since she's gotta focus on herself for a while.
I'm doing long walks rucking with 16lbs to start with, I need to lose some weight for boxing, then when I'm at a weight class that doesn't feel like shit maintaining I'll spar more often and look at competing.

>>76768341
Why do they hate you? There must be a reason why it seems that you're overlooking, whether it's valid or not.
>i crave validation from my peers
Do they actually hate you or are they just not giving you the validation you're looking for and it seems like they don't like you?

is the deload week in 531 bbb supposed to be this super light?

Tomorrows my last day at my old job, after 6 years i'm finally starting a new job next week, more pay, more wfh, less hours

And it seems i left at the best time, my current team is just crumbling, everyone's leaving now that i'm gone
My reputation at my current job is pretty high, since i had to manage on my own for nearly a year.

Aaaaaanyway, gonna go lift OHP BB Rows and some DB Tris now

>>76768767
yes
just skip it

>>76768774
skip...?? why should i?

>>76768779
then don't
you're your own man

>>76766346
You need to go to the emergency, anon. Really, asap

>>76766346
CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE ANON FUCK SAKE

>>76766595
Stop being a pussy and divorce now. You'll thank me later (It was me in your position many years ago).

I have accepted to stay single.
Have been, for 6 years now, meanwhile everyone around me's marrying, getting kids, moving in together.

Here's to you my only true love, the Barbell

>>76768890
I actually enjoy being single, i'm 35 but right now i'm focusing on my job, health and education. Trying to be the best version of myself i can be. The annoying thing is everyone in work just constantly asks me when am i going to date, why am i not dating. I should start dating etc like, i don't want to. Fuck off.

>>76766346
hospital immediately

>>76766343
>>76766459
man is this relatable. keep going. not gonna say to hustle/grind etc because that's just social media fuckery, but just keep pushing forward. maybe watch a few retardmaxxing videos by that dude cuz those put me in a good mood

>>76766796
Disgusting. Kys degenerate

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>>76767236
I should did that in 2008... Congratulations anon

>>76768904
It is a calming feeling yeah
But it catches up to you as soon as you meet up with people

>>76768941
No. I'm a victim of this Jewish world.

>>76769138
>I fuck men because of the jews
lmao

>>76767236
Nice one anon. Plenty of guys don't have the courage to do this and end up miserable.

>>76765597
I'm in a happy relationship for 2 years but I still get hung up over getting dumped by a really hot polish model 3 years ago. She had the perfect body and it was honestly pure ecstasy every time I fucked her or nuzzled into her huge boobs with perfect tiny nipples. Found out when she was in India for a few years when she was younger she fucked a load of Indian guys. Couldn't look at her the same after that. I could.... (and it's crushing me inside to say this) I could almost smell the poo in her vagina. Her perfect, beautiful vagina...
She was pretty annoying and incredibly superficial but my god she was so fucking hot. It was a fun 8 months.

>>76769138
You're a faggot. Your dick get erected for a man. Kys abomination

>>76769290
Disgusting if true, but I'd say nice try Patel Shabathavadrangha

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>>76768690
My cock is huge but I'm a manlet so girls don't care. What are some lifts to fix this?

>>76769332
12 ounce curls

I made a thread about it, but I need to quit drinking alcohol and I have no idea how
What happens is on the weekend after I do all the stuff I need to, I have all this time and can afford it, that's when the urge strikes
So what do, how do I finally slay the alcohol demon?

>>76767075
I was close friends/a little more with a girl from 9-12 and at 13 she wanted to be boyfriend and girlfriend. Her friends approached me with her standing there all nervous and I just played it off like I didn't believe them. We could have been highschool sweethearts. I'm 40 now with a wife and 3 children and I still think about what could have been because we were pretty much a perfect match and she was really hot. About a month ago she randomly came into my head and it still fucks with me.

>>76768761
As I said, I just go to the gym, get my workout and leave. I don't talk to anybody unless talked to. Overheard a few of them talk shit about me more than once. Even the faggot who runs the floor can't hide his contempt for me, not not much he can do about it.
Part of me wants to beleive that it's jealousy on their part since I got bigger and stronger than most of them even though I've bern lifting for less time.
But that's not the point. The point is tgat I shouldn't give a shit but I do. I wish I was as unbothered by other people's opinions about me as I like to beleive I am. Guess I'm just an insecure faggot.

>>76769332
>move to the Philippines to failure
>move to Korea to failure
>move to Japan to failure
there you go, you just gotta move somewhere with a shorter average height

>>76769403
>smile
>say 'hello'
>possibly say or respond to 'how are you?' or do both
that's it. all the normies will be fooled and no one will ever know that you're a giga-autist

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>>76769349
Idk if this is gonna be applicable to you, but for me at least I needed to figure out "why" I was drinking.
You say you only drink on the weekend when you are done with your stuff, but that is the time when your brain is free to focus on whatever is fucking you up.
For me at least, stopping drinking was the thing I needed to do to give my brain the time it needed to figure out my issues (in my case it had to do with my mother being overbearing, and even though I moved out I still was acting as if she could see my every move. I also checked in with her daily so we were really codependant. My solution was to stop contacting her regularly and remember to be my own person).

>>76769314
Unfortunately, completely true.

>>76767075
this is a normal thing for men to experience, especially if you have parents who over-coddled or never learned how to approach girls. I have done similar things.
do your best to have as much fun on the date with the girl from hinge.

I just got into a pretty big argument with my co-worker. He's probably the most annoying person I've ever met and he wants to argue about everything and if you disagree with him or prove him wrong he just says "but that's not my point though" even if it is in fact, his point. He just doesn't want to lose the argument and tries to force you to agree with him. So today I just started repeating "well that's not my point though" to him when he was arguing with me today. I wish I didn't because he got extremely butthurt and ran to management and now I have an HR appointment first thing tomorrow. I'm sitting in the bathroom on the toilet typing this up on my phone. I had to drop an angry turd that's how pissed off I am.

>>76769645
I feel for you bro, just remember until you get a really good grip on your coworkers, assume they're all bitches that will run to management
I had a similar issue and luckily just had to apologize

>>76767075
I've done essentially this repeatedly throughout my life. Finally managed to score a beautiful wife and have kids, though, so there's hope for you yet.

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>>76770013
The dating game is so fucked. Even this bitch rejected me because I’m not 6 feet. This was my final straw.

>>76768890
I've been single for 12 years now. Have been talking to a woman and it just ain't worth it.

>>76770105
dating apps weird me out. how come you don’t see as many attractive women irl? A 2023 study found 78 % of women under 35 edit dating photos (skin, jawline, waist, etc.).

>>76770119
One time I unintentionally ran into a girl at a bar that I had been wanting to match with because I found her so attractive. We had been in the same vicinity for hours before I realized it was her because she was unrecognizable in comparison. Was not attracted to her in person.

>>76765459
Yeah shit's rough bro. Only consolation we have is that we never asked for this life to begin with.

>>76770105
how tall are you?

>>76770119
I've met a few girls off tinder and most of them looked like shit irl and normal to hot in pics. Stopped bothering cause I was sick of the fraud.

>>76770105
i’d kms if i got rejected by a midget for my height lmao

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>>76770105
>open to short
guess not

>>76765327
nice brace cuck

>>76765597
>>76765652
>>76765459
NEETcucks, what happened bros!?

>>76766853
It was a mistake to try to sneak it in. You should have just told her straight to get it real clean because you want to have some fun with her asshole later that night. That's what I did the first time, and that's why I get to do it on the reg still, if she doesn't like the idea one bit, she will tell you then and there. But women really don't like it when you try to ninja your way into sexual acts, even when they refuse something, they tend to appreciate your candor unless it's something self-evidently dumb and dangerous, like wanting to invite her friend into your bed.

>woke up
>no new smiling friends episode
wtf

>>76766747
Because enjoyment comes from a surplus and that surplus is the third party that spontaneously appears. For example the most enjoyable part of eating a burger is the part where u are about to eat it not the act itself. The third party appears spontaneously right before. It's a more robust way to basically say that yeah real enjoyment comes from the journey to a place that you are going to but u kind of never get there. That's why I need a life goal and u just keep raising the stakes when u hit the next milestone. Don't think just do that's why Christians can be so happy and fulfilled because they have a mission in life they also have a destination they will never reach in this life so they basically have an engine to generate surplus enjoyment and remember all enjoyment is a surplus it appears spontaneously as a third party. Zizek is absolutely correct about this.

>>76765581
Shit I thought i was on /v/ for a sec.

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>>76764923
I think I might've Luigi'd my dick.
>Go to hookup with a girl I met off a dating app
>Can only get half chub, not even close to fully erect
>Still mange to cum anyways
>As I move around to get a towel after my lower back is in pain
>Also have been making significant progress on my deadlift
>Know I've developed an anterior pelvic tilt
>Probably doesn't help being unemployed looking for a job and sitting in a chair all day
>Not sure if this is the result of not being fully attracted and nerves, anxiety, and/or the lower half of my body being as tight/sore/worn out as it is
>She still wants to hookup so I'll see
>MFW pissed and now even more sexually anxious about performance

>>76770620
As a 30 year old virgin this is my greatest fear. I doubt I'd be able to get erect in a real life situation.

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I’m meeting an older woman later this weekend and she’s going to domme me and make me call her mommy. Idk how I feel about it but fear the post-nut clarity

>>76770676
Post pics.

family was in town for the weekend to celebrate a birthday. i slipped up saturday night and had a beer. that set off a 24 hour binge-a-thon of beer, pizza, burgers, cake... really all manner of slop. had a return to sanity today, and hoping that holds until the inevitable thanksgiving pigout.

There’s a group of people at our office who technically belong to another company but are working with us full time. Long-term hired help, basically.
Almost every day they go and have lunch together and I’ve been looking for an excuse to join them cause they always seem to have so much fun [spoiler]and there’s a girl I fancy among them[/spoiler]
I think I’ll try crashing their lunch party today. What’s the worst that could happen?

>>76770749
>fancy
Fucking nigel

>>76770749
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Fucking faggot

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>>76764923
I got drunk at the club on Saturday and got hit on by a girl for the first time in 209 days. She was fat enough that I did not bring her home to fuck her, but it did boost my self esteem.

I'm studying for some bullshit exam (PenTest+) that I'm trying to take by Halloween so I can feel good about something and then go get wasted and spend all night striking out on scantily-clad bad bitches. I guess this is my life.
oh fuck I don't have a Halloween costume

>>76765109
holy based

>>76766767
yeah, what kind of loser would have trouble getting over that hot Chinese girl from 11 years ago who gave him positive attention and played Dota with him and makes big money at some bank now ahahahahahahaha

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>>76765109
It is my medical opinion that you should find the most degenerate shit she has done in her career, then demand she do that with you. Ghost her after.

>>76770760
>>76770764
I have been found out. I acknowledge my loss and will now go back to lurking.

>>76770749
Move companies and join them

>>76770348
I'll just say, you've not met my wife. She'll evade any mention of sex outside of the moment, resorting to sarcasm to stonewall the topic. I get around this by mostly just being humorous about all of it and knowing any attempt to actually talk about anything will go nowhere.

However, she rarely says no in the moment. She didn't even say no to the buttlicking, just made it clear that if I continued it was only for my own amusement.

She didn't hate it, but she didn't gush over it either. And to be honest, I'm over it too. If she'd loved it I'd be happy to do it again, but it's not like it was the most amazing thing ever for me. It was just licking a butthole.

The important thing is that I wanted to do something, and I did it.

>>76770812
>However, she rarely says no in the moment. She didn't even say no to the buttlicking, just made it clear that if I continued it was only for my own amusement.
>She didn't hate it, but she didn't gush over it either. And to be honest, I'm over it too. If she'd loved it I'd be happy to do it again, but it's not like it was the most amazing thing ever for me. It was just licking a butthole.
Similar. Depending on the mood or if she's showing off her ass I'll just need to lick all the holes. She doesn't get anything out of it, but she gets off to turning me on and teasing me with it. I'd rather her just blow me and I play with her asshole. Or when I go down on her, place my fingertip on her asshole, and when she gets close her asshole puckers up real nice and sucks in my finger on its own.
Get her buzzed and really have your way with her body.

>>76770833
When she's tipsy horny is definitely the best sex for me, tell you what. Hard to make that happen these days, though. Work/life means if it's not a weekend away or something special, I get cockblocked by the kids or she just falls asleep.

I kind of maintain a short list of things to do with/to her given the right opportunity. She does get annoyed if playing with her asshole tops the list too often. Probably next up is her riding me with a little cock-ring vibrator between us so she can grind her clit on it. I'm due for a session where I get to take it easy!

>>76770361
It was delayed another week. I forgot about that and I even missed Haha You Clowns.

I feel like fucking shit.
I heard about my last ex and what she's doing now, it's good for her. We were together years ago and it's something I should have gotten over a long time ago but everything suddenly flooded back.
I'd say we were in love but still broke up two or three times so she could focus on school.
Now thinking about it, I'm feeling like I was a distraction or burden the whole time I was with her and could have set her off track for her school and career. Thinking about that bummed me the fuck out.

>>76771000
Lmao

>>76765122
kino movie

>>76771000
You can't make those choices for anyone else. Sounds like she kept coming back around to you, almost as though she actually wanted to be with you. Who knows, maybe if not for you she would have burned out and fallen off her path.

Life isn't a straight line, not for you or anyone else.

There's this girl I like a lot, I empathise with her having a rough past, growing up poor and in trouble since some of my family are similar.
However I don't even know if she likes me back, she reads my messages and sometimes takes up to a day to write back. Maybe because she's drunk or high in the evening when she's read it and doesn't want to write gibberish? Should I play it cool and take my sweet time writing back?

>>76771691
Always respond as fast as you can, as Jesus taught.

I just want to be rich so I can move inawoods and never talk to anyone else ever again

>>76770301
Post guns chud

Being a parent is so fucking exhausting. All my baby does is scream and not nap. I hate my life.

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>mom pesters me about my classes and some small contract on the side
>refuse to talk about it
>refuse
>she blows up saying I don't communicate and they have a right to know
>cave in and mention whatever irrelevant happening is currently happening
>she know brings it up constantly and anything that sounds remotely bad is the end of the world and gives retarded advice of how she studied in a complete different world
every single time, fuck me man I want out

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>>76772593
O man this comment takes me back. My brother in christ you must move out, I waited way, WAY, to long to move out of my parents house and honestly those years of my life are basically wasted. I mean I was able to save up some cash so that was nice, but if I could do it again I would trade all the money I made for the independence moving out got me.

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>>76772619
working on it fren

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>>76772627
I hear you. I was like a year out of college when COVID hit which just shit on all my plans to move out and start my own life.

I have gave up on love. It either doesn't exist or isn't for me, not for longer than short bursts. Not that I'm an incel (I'm not), but I don't love my girl, at least not like she says she loves me. I don't love my parents or family. They're ok-ish but I don't love them. I still get stunned by some girls I meet, but once I'm accustomed to their appearance, there's nothing special to them. Had I acted on my crushes, it would have been for the same emptiness. So here I am, being the lover of my female friend. Could be worse, I guess.

>>76772583
sounds like a (You) problem. take better care of your newborn
call you parents while you're at it. bet they were never exhausted with your bitch ass. maybe they have some insight

>>76765499
It's not insane all enjoyment is a surplus.
Pure enjoyment doesn't exist it's why you scroll all your steam games mindlessly and get more joy from that then actually playing anything at times etc all enjoyment is a surplus so if u find enjoyment appearing it is what it is

So you guys need to STOP looking for reasons to do shit stop looking. For enjoyment simply do what you need to do next to stack money and fk bitches because it's all as you have found, a fucking lie. Enjoyment for the sake of enjoyment is a lie it's a bi-product of action enjoyment will appear spontaneously whether u want it to or not so shut the fuck up and just do what u need to do next.

>>76772769
Love is a action not a feeling so sacrifice is love

I am a 20yo actual fag and the desire for a loving cute relationship has kinda been eating me up recently. Liking someone consumes me and the one time I confessed, it wasn't mutual. I'm afraid my personality is just too boring and autistic to be able to commit to a relationship.

I'm seeing nice progress in the gym. Honestly considering switching to a different split from fullbody 3x a week just so i can be in the gym more. I don't really do anything else except for uni and the gym. I'm a stupid faggot afraid of commitment, so I still haven't even picked up playing the piano like I've wanted to for the last 3 years.

>>76772583
It gets easier the older they get. Hang in there faggot.

>>76772917
I had colic as a baby so they definitely were

>>76772951
heads up. there is basically no love in the gay community. 99% of gay dudes are hedonistic degenerates. everyone you date will only like you for your looks/youth, once you age out of twinkdom you will be expected to go after twinks for a while, then after that no one will ever care about you again. this is why sexual assaults experienced by 14-18 year olds is so common in the gay community. male beauty is tied to youth.
homoeroticism is ok when you are young, but you gotta move on. find a cute woman you like and get the kind of relationship you want.

>>76772951
also i totally disregarded the rest of your post. make sure you are getting a degree that will get you a job. engineering of some sort is the best path. play the piano anon, DO IT.

>>76767236
Good, you are free

>>76773169
This. Twink death is at 23, 25 if you're lucky. You can continue to fuck twinks until you're 30, maybe 35 if you're attractive and rich enough.

>30 years old
>family keeps pressing me about marriage
>any woman interested in me is a red flag or another whore who wouldn't have looked at me 10 years ago
I fucking hate this shit.

>>76767676

>>76771691
>she reads my messages and sometimes takes up to a day to write back
Really bad sign bro. Don't get too invested in this shit.