Good news, soon you guys will be able to take roids and keep your hair
>>76767150And you will still be dyel and bald.
>>76767150>PPAR agonismoh nonononono thiazolidinedione bros??
>>76767150That shit will have to undergo years of clinical testing before it'll ever be released. Not to mention, it'll need to be a daily medication like fin&min in order to be profitable to pharmaceutical companies.Just shave it off. It's not worth the side effects.
>>76767302It's ironic because shaving every 3 days takes much more time>Oh no the horror taking a medication that takes 30s to keep your hair is too much work. Guess I will off myself since I need to eat to keep living and that takes way more time.
>>76767150It'll never release.There have been SO MANY hair miracle cures scientists discovered.. but nothing ever happens with them. You see news on this one now but you won't find anything about it in 5 years. Its not happening
>>76767150>>76767310https://www.cell.com/cell-metabolism/fulltext/S1550-4131(25)00397-3It's actually about what I expected >>76767275 seems to be a PGC-1a regulated mechanism of local lipolysis (they didn't mention it in the paper but signs probably point to PPARd)They just took some monounsaturated fatty acids (oleic acid, primarily found in olive oil) and applied it topically - if these results are applicable to humans one would think you could just topically apply cardarine as wellTL;DR apply oleic acid on your hair
>>76767315this is why turks are so hairy isnt itbecause they wrestle in olive oil
>>76767315oh yeah this also explains why microneedling actually worksthe localized inflammation stimulates eHFSCs to grow hair
>>76767302>That shit will have to undergo years of clinical testing before it'll ever be released.>Already forgot about covid
>>76767371You're not seriously comparing a vaccine that saved tens, if not hundreds, of millions lives to an elective, purely cosmetic medication.
>>76767302>undergo years of clinical testing before it'll ever be released>the side effects>>76767310>It'll never release.>waiting for goobermint bean counters to tell you what chemicals grow hair>2025What a pussy take, kek. My scalp is a high-throughput screening laboratory for hair research chemicals and I've tried over 100; about half ot the mouse shit ack-shilly works and PLENTY of shit mogs fin/min.>>76767343Same shit with red light and various oxidizers; they simulate tissue injury.>>76767315Another deranged China reverse network pharmacology hit here is...>Dapagliflozin attenuates AKI to CKD transition in diabetes by activating SIRT3/PGC1-α signaling and alleviating aberrant metabolic reprogramming>https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0925443924004265>>76767371>He's not just on BromAC for antiviral and anticancer prophylaxis>2025>>76767393The vaxes ack-shilly saved some skin and colon cancer patients getting immunotherapy, but also increased cancer rates in the general population moderately.
>>76767150In two more weeks we'll be able to restore our hairlines. Dont waste money on hair transplants, just trust the plan.
>>76767397Bro look like he's trying hard to hide microcephaly, kek.
>>76767315>the year is 2025>the new hair loss stack is topical cardarine and intravenous epoI fucking love this reality so much, bros. Can't thank my parents enough for fucking.
>>76767395>>76767343where do you buy your needles and what needle density? I've heard 12-16 is ideal. Can I trust the needles on Amazon or would I get turboaids?
>>76767509I go for the 16 density off Amazon, deranged China titanium shit and just sterilize it with singlet oxygen; had a couple tiny pimples from it once but they were easily blown out with zinc oxide and iodine photodynamic therapy.
You guys don't know about PP405?nymag.com/intelligencer/article/pp405-baldness-cure-hair-loss-treatment-follicles-science-tressless.html
Body hair isn't the same as head hair.
>>76767150I can't wait for this to come out!
>>76767524>singlet oxygen>zinc oxide and iodine photodynamic therapy
>>76767150I'm waiting for when there's a drug that will give me the same effects as steroids but without shrinking my balls and making me infertile. Maybe even a drug that stimulates my testicles to make Supraphysiological amounts of testosterone and semen. Imagine being 300lbs and having massive natty balls and cumming gallons of coom on women. That's the dream
>>76767150BALDBROS WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK. TWO MORE YEARS AT MOST AND WE'LL HAVE OUR REAL LIVES BACK. MAYBE I WONT HAVE TO KILL MY GF GABBY PETITO AFTER ALL
>>76767393The same ones which were pulled off the shelves due to being unsafe in the long term? The same simple bajillion dollar industry quick cashgrab vaccine that was barely tested at all before being administered on majority of the populace?
>>76767399Possibly. Hair is makeup for our skullcaps.
>>76767596Everyone knows about peepee, it's just that baldies are innately skeptical and all treatment in development is preemptively considered a scam. PP405 at least isn't being developed by chinks like pyrilutamide and GT20029, but chances are it will be RU-tier at best because nothing ever happens.
