Sydney Cassidy Edition. Post your mires, crabs not welcome.
I hate women
>>76767468What happened the last time you talked to / approached one?
>>76767465disgusting looking woman
>>76767471Don't talk about my wife like that, pal, or we're gonna have an issue.
>>76767465>>76767490lol this bitch doesn't even have a belly button
>>76767490disgusting tattoos. no children. gross.
>>76767496Anon… I…
I had sex with a woman. I guess that's a mire.
>at work have a woman supervisor>sorta fat goth chick>we also just happen to have a ton of mutual friends>I dont find her attractive but apparently every single other guy I know does>still we really get along, she says I look like young Marlon Brando which I think might be the most meaningful compliment I've ever received>she quits>that's like a year ago>lose contact because I'm me>go another whole year with no gf or hookups>self esteem starting to get pretty damn low>last week>buddy who really wants to fuck her is texting her>he bursts out laughing>ask him what's up>he shows me their texts>I had come up in their conversation and she just bluntly said that she wants to ride my face and only didn't make any advances because of the boss/employee dynamic>make buddy furious by doing absolutely nothing with that knowledge due to being an autistic fuck and also simply not being attracted to herStill feels good tho
>>76767710Good, fatties don't deserve sex.
>>76767465>>76767490that's a ***, no i didn't censor man :D if anyone wonders why is it so ugly and why it's promoted here
I love the glances people give me as I walk down the street. Weather is getting colder and colder but I will continue to show off my gains as long as I'm able to do so without dying. I'll get frostbite before even considering leaving the gym with anything more than a sleeveless tank and shorts on. A frostbit pump would look cool af though like a buff revenant or some shit
>>76767477You should be relieved. If I wanted her I could get past a man like you with a flick of the wrist
>>76767465Posted it in another unrelated thread but here it is again:>get lasik done>go to doctor the next day>doctor specifically says "no exercise or sports" instead of "donr push yourself"Also>go to church service in memory of grandma who passed away years ago>several relatives say i look strong>one of them makes a comment of "damn anon, you look like a fireman"Good enough for now. I wanna get way more shredded and post pics on tinder with a chatgpt bio, just to see if i catch more attention, not really because i want women (modern women are genuine trash)
I nice old lady said I was handsome at the airport today.
>volunteer as scare actor for local community halloween event cuz gf was volunteering>pick picrelated as costume cuz i thought it would be funny>hide head in costume and extend arms and legs out>scare people using jumpscare and then did videogame emote dances>girl#1 : dude that pumpkin is jacked>girl#2 : playfully runs her fingers down my arms >(i couldnt see anything cuz my head was inside the suit) >her friend was like "NAME! STOP HITTING ON THE PUMPKIN, YOU HAVENT EVEN SEEN HIS FACE">pop head out>She bites her lip>her friend pulls her away using her strong gravitational pull, fridge guarding the snacks fashion>old lady comes up to me and says "strong man, can you bring me out of this maze?" >pop my head out and help her out>she keeps complimenting me with stuff like "wish I had a grandson like you">there's one of those poll with stickers signs, asking which monster/scarer was the scariest>win the poll in landslide>don't tell gf about mires cuz I don't like her being jealous >she gives me the "you're autistic but I love you" look
>>76767878>dude that pumpkin is jackedthat got a hearty chuckle from me
>>76767878Tremendously based
Know how a 5 year old will stare at anyone because they don't know social conventions? A 52 year old woman did that. Nice to be appreciated.
>>76767878based real, true and not autisitc mires congrats anon
>>76767878>>76767892jacked-o-lantern
How do you guys get over lusting over other women when in a long term relationship?
>>76768019hold out for a ten
>>76768037knower
>>76767465>be me>in gym, finished with weights and going to the treadmills to finish with cardio>pick one>cute girl with nice ass in front of me turns around and makes eye contact, probably saw me in the reflection of the window>running for about 15 minutes, she stops and starts doing stretches, putting her leg on the treadmill and other useless shit>final stretch is bend over fully touching her toes for 10 seconds>while down there, she upside down looks behind her and makes eye contact with me as I’m staring at her>she leaves and I wish I had a girlfriendWas she presenting herself to me, anons?
>>76768822yes, but she didn't want you or she would have approached youit was a two way transaction, you got turned on, and she got a confidence boostbeat off to it later and move on
>>76767670no it's not. there's threads are so trash that no one even knows what a mire is anymore
>>76768833based knower
>>76768833You’re ESL pal
>>76768866i know he's brown
>>76767465>>76767490is that a fucking tranny troon with nigger doodles?
>>76768872Not being able to read past typos is ESL behavior
>>76767878>don't tell gf about mires cuz I don't like her being jealous
>>76767719Wrong
>>76767490What an ugly face
>>76767500
>>76767710Good mire
>>76767752ESL, explain yourself
>>76767798Yeah and then 5 minutes later you get your limbs amputated
>>76767815You're probably an American buddy, you could try waddling over to me
>>76768822>running on Chuck’s
>>76767829>>76767834Life would be better if all women complimented like old women
>>76767878>girl#1 : dude that pumpkin is jackedkek. I would have told my gf, she's less likely to fuck up if she knows she has competition
>>76767933The last time a mother stared at me it was great but at the same time she's literally got her son next to her, making it weird. I'm 24
>>76768826Damn, but I though animals in the wild did shit like that when they want animal dick
>>76769037Anon, don't. I'm warning you.
>>76769046I guess it's good that you ignore women. More of your brown sisters for us porcelain chads
>>76769096Wrong
>>76769547Explain yourself anon
>>76769537Not before I upload it to insta with the caption "zero degree weather can't freeze these veins" though
>>76769703still on instagram? ngmi
>>76767465I was getting fucked in the ass and he said my back was so sexy, he kept massaging my traps and upper back while he dug in me. I could feel his spurts inside. He said he's never came so hard because the other guys weren't jacked. Felt good. Luv my back.
>>76769830fuck off
My nana squeezed my bicep as she walked past and went 'blimey'Been growing out my beard recently and a friend compared me to Hugh Jackman so feeling pretty good.Still no gf tho
>>76769945You reminded her of her days of the young bucks
>>76768826Not true. Men have to make the first move, always. Women will make themselves look available/approachable and in this case make it clear she wants to fuck.
>>76770230Lifefuel
>>76769945Never expected to see a picture of Alpha here, of all places.
>>76770230>Men have to make the first move, always.If you're unattractive, yeah. I have never had to make the first move because I'm attractive.
>>76770263What, all of your boyfriends spanked you first at the gay bar?
>>76770284I've only ever been to one gay bar and that was an accident, I swear.
>>76770263The only ones that approach have had a football field of dick. You missed out on alot of girls because they are terrified of approaching, even more than faggots on this mongolian basket weaving forum.All women are cowards. The amount of times I thought a girl hated my guts from the looks or ignoring me to immediately 180ing and being nice asf, handing out their when i finally approached is crazy.
>>76770299I guess I got lucky because mine were virgins.
>>76770343Press x to doubt
>>76770299>The only ones that approach have had a football field of dickYou might be on to something here.
>>76770343gullible
>>76767465What ethnicity is this?
>>76768009kek
>>76770352built for 1000 calories a day
>>76770621wifemode
>>76770352Fuck, ive been so dry id do it
>>76767710Protip: When a woman compares you to a famous handsome actor it means she wants your dick down her throat >t. Wife always compares me to famous handsome actors
>make dummy accounts on dating sites>upload dick pics>get several messages and even some lewds backI guess I'm not that bad after all..
>>76770746like who?
>>76770754>Decide finally stop being a ghost and make a snap>add a bunch girls from my gym>they accept>get a couple nudes randomly>delete account and switch the time I goI genuinely don't understand why a woman would ever find me attractive.
>>76770820dawg do you want pussy or not
>>76770838I want a woman that hates me as I hate myself because only someone who knows me well enough would regard me with such contempt. These fleeting harlots are nothing to me.
>>76769945Everyone knows gravity works differently down under
>>76770754Is the final redpill that women don't hate all dick pics?
>>76770882Retarded. Imagine being attractive and this much of a fucking sperg holy shit
>>76770352>this is a 10/10 in america
>>76770820>the women at any given gym are just handing out nudes over snapchatso much has to change Christ have mercy
>>76771001It's hard to believe too
>>76770746What if women say you look exmilitary? Does this mean they think you've upgraded from eating crayons to sniffing sharpies? >asking for a friend who hears it more than I expect meself to
>>76771035It means you look semi dangerous and manly but a bit old hence the ex part.
>>76770882so you want a woman who, while riding you, tells you how much she hates you, only to kiss you seconds later?you want a tsundere?
>>7676787876 76 78 78nice post number
>first proper cut of my life>look the best I ever have>receiving mires frequently (on the occasions i am outside of my hermit cave)>however - generally apathetic with my own sexual interest blunted, presumably from the caloric deficit>not nervous or anything around women just simply don't give a fuckhow does one get around this? feels like a monkey's paw situation. I assume when I begin maintenance it will mellow out.
>>76771246I think its more that he wants a woman who actually understands him, including the negative bits, instead of some slut that just wants to gargle some cock and will thus come up with their own version of him in their head to satiate their carnal desires.
>>76767878>do thing>haha im so autistic guysFuck off normie
>>76767892>>76767917>>76767965>>76767917>>76767965>>76768009Samefag
>>76771380Idk i was just imitating classic kaiju movements
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>>76767878>YOU HAVENT EVEN SEEN HIS FACE
>>76770263Nah I'm very attractive and the most women will do is eyefuck you and stare at you for a long time.But a week ago a girl offered me her plates and a few mins later clippers when I was about to deadlift and I legit think she was into me but I'm too much of an autistic loner to make a move
>>76768822The way you describe all that she did in detail makes it sound to me you're just grasping at straws>as I'm staring at herthis kinda negates everything because if you're staring at someone then they're much more likely to make eye contact with you back even if they're not appreciative of itTry to imagine it from her point of view, running and stretching normal part of workout and she looked at you twice, one of which was possibly prompted by you staring at her?
>>76772149>Nah I'm very attractive and the most women will do is eyefuck you and stare at you for a long timeGay men tell me I'm gorgeous and online ratings in the past were like 8.5-9/10 for me. You are exactly correct. The most women do is stare, run their eyes over you and compliment retarded things like "Did you shower? Your soap smells really good." Only once, in high school, did I have a girl ask me out two decades ago. I wasn't that attracted to her at the time, but she got more beautiful as she got older...I should have known given her older sister was beautiful. Anyway, women are functionally retarded when it comes to men and they just hope you approach them. Which is why I don't. I don't want a retarded woman, I want an emotionally mature one. Someone who is capable of writing their number on a napkin with some hearts and handing it to me saying, "I like you, call me sometime".
>>76772240I don't blame women for not wanting to directly approach. I feel like for them it's even more unnatural than even the most autistic socially awkward mf.
>>76772240You’re just coping about how much of a coward you are. The men who look worse than you will snatch up the better girls because you are scared of rejection.Women who approach you are very experienced with dick and arent the girl you want.
>>76770838>>76770922That’s not me who replied. Honestly the only thing stirring me to some kind of action is seeing how dogshit the guys the girls who “threw” themselves at me picked. I genuinely thought I had to have good money and be stable before I started dating ontop of looking good. I feel as if Ive made myself a eunuch for not a single fucking reason because other guys are doing well when those same type of guys say they would kill to look like me.I’m tired of seeing opportunities pass me by because I think I’m not in the perfect spot to be ready. I guess i just have to be stubbornly arrogant and assume every girl likes me and go from there.>>76771001Girls seem alot more relaxed online in terms of flirting.
Told this a million times before>moving furniture for grandma>tables, armchairs, and some dressers>all by myself, some with dolleys and blankets>grandma mirin’ all this>”You’ve got the strength of 27 niggers, anon!”To this day I’ll mutter “27 nigger strength” to myself before making a heavy lift. Works every time. Still don’t know the significance of the number 27
>>76772536You are either a woman or a simp because it bothers you so much that I'm not approaching. You spent all those words trying to convince me that I'm doing something wrong means you really, really care that I am not playing your game. You're almost certainly a butt hurt woman who is desperate for attention. Go pour yourself a glass of wine from that box l, Jenny, you're not getting my superior seed today. I value my peace.
>>76767878Nice digits anon>Dressed up as santa clause at my villages christmas market last year>Give out little bags of candy to children >Grown womem from 18 to 80 flock around me and keep asking me if my rod is as big as my sack makes it seem
>>76772361It really is. And the hilarious part is that it is all in their head. Even the least attractive woman could approach the hottest man she can fine, tell him she likes him, give him her number and be all but promised he'll follow up. If she's unattractive to him, no chance, but if she is at all attractive to him (a bar so low it is basically, "be a healthy weight and somewhat youthful") he'll jump at the chance. Just like how all it takes for a man to be attractive to women is basically, don't be a simp like all the other men...aka, don't approach women. I have another poster here trying to mind rape me out of doing what works like I'm susceptible to female psyops anymore. Dude, I let the love of my life divorce me when she gave me an ultimatum, people think I'm going to simp? Get real.
>>76772792>implying vagina's exist outside of social media>I value my peace.Huge projection, you sound exactly like the old hags that are bitter online. You're bitching that the most perfect woman won't approach you kek. >>76772809They literally don't have to; in terms of sex an average non overweight girl can outdo a semi popular male celebrity easily. It literally falls into their lap, they can bitch and whine about small details because they can. We would do the same thing if we had shitloads of women throwing themselves at us, it's laziness. > I have another poster here trying to mind rape me out of doing what works like I'm susceptible to female psyops anymoreApproaching is simping lmao, I'm glad people like you exist. That means the competition amongst men is even shittier, because you took yourself out of the gene pool entirely.
>>76772850>doubles down on retardationI have to hand it to you, you've convinced me you're a sincere idiot at least.
>>76768822I think she got scared of you staring at her anon. She was creeped out, not mirin unfortunately
>>76771316Have a male amount of test
>>76772080(You) wish
>>76772180t. never had ravenous eye rape by a woman before
>>76772653>I’m tired of seeing opportunities pass me by because I think I’m not in the perfect spot to be ready. I guess i just have to be stubbornly arrogant and assume every girl likes me and go from there.Yes
>>76772868You removed yourself from the genepool. Lmao.
>>76772701kekt
>>76772850>Approaching is simping lmaoYeah your dad is a simp for approaching your mom to eventually make you right? Silly nigger
>>76772875I'm not brown, sanjay
>>76772897if it was ravenous eye rape he wouldn't describing in detail how she stretched after her run and asking if that and 2 looks meant she was into him and showing off
>>76772914We both agree faggot, guys who don’t approach are fucking themselves.
>>76772920She looked back while fully bent over. Do you need this spelled out you dizzy nigger?
>>76772946I look around while bending over to stretch all the time, it's a comfy position why would I notalso>bent over>some guy mega staring at you>look at him so he knows u notice it and stopssounds like pretty realistic scenario too
>>76772995Why are you telling us that you bend over like you're getting ready for your boyfriend?
>>76773018husband actually
>>76773023you can edit posts>>76773018>talk abou stretching>brings up gay sexanonsisters...
>>76773026>>76768822Nice try smartass
>>76772907>You won't have sex>you have no children >has sex>has children>is happyYou played yourself, feminist.
>see friend of a friend after a long time>lost 10lbs of fat, 1lb or two of muscle>we get to drinking and she's all over me>says I look solid and asks if I've been working out hard>ends the night cradling my head in her arms and kissing me all over my face and holding my handtoo bad our sleeping arragements were too open or we coulda had some fun, I take the mire nonetheless
>>76773067What are you, like 4'9"? 10lbs of fat in either direction isn't enough to swing a woman's desire of a man unless you're a total midget. Be honest OP, what part of this story are we missing to protect your ego?
>>76773035
>>76773089
>>76773115So you're super short, got it. But congrats on the weight loss and more, if they're true.
>>76773067>ends the night cradling my head in her arms and kissing me all over my face and holding my handgay
>>76773067
>>76767878I wish this was me
>>76767878>wish I had a grandson like youThe only mire a man needs.
>>76772240 > Gay men tell me I'm gorgeous Gay men will fuck anything. Even when I was a dyel working the cashier at Walgreens the gay dudes would always compliment us and try to test us every to see how we would respond
>eating breakfast at seaside restaurant>group of girls on the left>2 of them keep looking at me every so oftenUggos don't get what us handsome men go through.Can't even eat in peace.
>>76767465i miss the faith ordway ai threadsi also miss getting miredone day i will have a good story of my own to share here
>>76767878its not fair
>>76773979what's your last mire?
>>76773819Based eye rape mire
>>76767465was at gym, it's a nice one where people know each other and say hi and talk about whatever. Cute girl i know via gym. Have talked to her on occasion, thought i got signals, but I'm married so don't even consider. When she said goodbye the last time, she said "See you X day". So she knew my schedule? Is that a mire?
>>76769945>Hugh JackmanHuge Jacked-man
>>76770352God this is terrifying.
>>76775563Yeah it's pretty flirty I'd say
> just finished 30mile bike ride to inwood and back> meeting up with friends in a park before going to an egagement party> didn't wear shirt because it's hot af and will be sweating > show up to the park and both friends say i look healthy> group of girls 3 picnicking nearby miring> once i stop sweating i put on my shirt> 2 of the girls start doing yoga stretches and are aiming their pussies at mewhite shorts black underwear, c'mon now.anyways. ended up being treated like a bug by the girls at the engagement party because i don't work in finance in new york city but w/e i like trees
>>76776089It's great when they present themselves for breeding like that, but I hate how they will never just put it into fucking words
>>76769559That (((nose)))
>>76776494Mummy isn't jewish
>>76767878This anon is correct >>76771250 ebin get
Was at the store and had some woman in her 40s or 50s say she liked my hair. It's just basic spikes.She did comment about the alcohol being on sale but how she stopped drinking. She looked and sounded like she was drunk or high though.
>Be me>warmup on bench with 20reps 500lbs as per norm>need to take a gym sesh poop break>enter single room bathroom>woman already sitting thereNo don't go, we can share. She says.>proceed to sit upon her lap and take a vile createin enduced shit between her legs>with each push she motivates me with aYou got thisCome onKeep pushing>once its over I stand up with out wiping my as per usual>before I leave, she mires had and saysNice calves
>>7677686868 68 of truth
>>76776907>meth makes people fearless and talkative>the only people who ever talk to me are on meth
>girl says to her friend if she wants to have a 3some with me>she didn't say anythingAnd a 2nd girl called me cute last week.I don't know if that's a good thing.
>>76776907probably just needed young cock>>76776967yeah I've never really liked the "cute" compliment, how about handsome, you silly bitch?
>>76767465>many years ago...>go regularly to old person gym/physical therapy place with my daddy>this time go with my mommy>see qt 3.14159... on the other side of the room>avoid looking at her for the rest of my time there>go to weight assisting pullup machine cause I'm a stringbean sedentary skeleton>bang out my pathetic pullups with my back facing the vagina thing>after workout mommy comes over and says the qt creature kept glancing at me