>uncanny as fuck>have to eat a shit load of junk food just to stop your body from raping itself>look 40 in your 20s>balding>skin looks like boiled chicken with food coloring>no jawline despite being 8% bodyfat>spend an hour every day taking pills to prevent heart attacks>still an incelwhy do roidtrannies do this to themselves?
>>76769361To not get called dyel on a Swiss piano tuning and eggplant harvesting forum
>>76769361It's good feeling to know you can kill everyone in every room you walk into with your bare hands.
He would make a cool hulk if here a few inches taller but would have to downsize for bruce banner or wear really loose clothes while being around other roided actors
>>76769379>cutting your lifespan in half just to larp
>>76769361He always looked like a younger and buff Brian Johnson to me.Idk, man, Sam does his thing and genuinely doesn't seem to care about other people's opinions on him. He's just a bit autistic, I beleive. He was never gonna be a chick magnet Chad, so he may as well do whatever the fuck he wants.
>>76769379dont need to be jacked for that, just be able to deliver a swift kick in the nuts
>>76769379>immobilized by your own muscles>no staminaMaybe if everyone in the room is sleeping.
>>76769361Because it's his job and he makes millions of dollars a year from it.Next question
>>76769387>implying life after 40 is worth living in the modern world where no one has kids or plans for the future
>>76769361that t shirt logo looks dope. i thought it was the arsenal logo since his equipment had that logo printed on them, but it turns out the logo may be his own creation.
Sam always makes me wonder what his compound selection is like because it is really uncanny how horrible he is responding to them in terms of like physical aesthetic side effects.>Horrific acne seemingly not controlled by accutane>Horrific skin quality >bloated face but seemingly not truly retaining a lot of water elsewhere even in the off-season>Balding (he covers it up with hairstyle and hats)My best guess is a fuckload of primo/mast. Judging from his breathing honestly I could see tren but almost no one runs tren in the off-season. Dht derivatives will almost always make you look like shit unless you respond genetically really really well to them. Acne, hair loss, and skin aging derived from AAS are almost always through either testosterone conversion into dht or dht derivatives. Nandrolone and equipoise actually improve skin quality and are minimally androgenic in scalp and skin tissue.
>>76769361Mental illness. He had a perfect body before. Never ever become a roidcuck.
>>76770642holy ascension batman
>>7677064599.9% of women find left more attractive. It's only gay men with a bear fetish that like the right
>>76770634>Sam always makes me wonder what his compound selection is like>>76770634>Horrific acne seemingly not controlled by accutane>Balding (he covers it up with hairstyle and hats)Sam has dermatology skills far worse than even Bryan Johnson, and that's saying a lot considering the latter bogged himself with literal troon face fat surgery."le akoo-tame" and "le femnooseride" are two 1990s dermatology memes that need to go the way of phenol peels; they're entirely superseded in safety and efficacy by bigly chemo cocktails your doctors probably don't know about but PubMed does.
>>76770694He's average at best on the left, and has slightly narrow shoulders for how big his head is. You can argue right is too much, but it's the kind of unique girls will smash to try.
>>76769361Because he looks better than 99% of humanity, he's stronger than 99% of humanity, he mogs every male in the room he enters. Beats being a twink curlbro talking shit on the internet. Guarantee he fucks 9/10s who throw themselves at him on a regular basis. Keep coping DYEL
>>76770694You don't have a clue what women find attractive
>>76770792Sam can I have an autograph
>>76770642He has a perfect bank account now
>>76769379>2000 AD + 1/4th of a century>Still thinks bodybuilders can fightYou probably think the Rock and Arnold are dangerous men too, huh?
>>76769361The shorts often have some neat shit to try, like I started just doubling down on shit the next day after a shitty session.
>>76769361>going to die at about 40 (if not sooner) because of roiding>all this so he post pictures and videos of himself
>>76770780He got strong quick and doesn't megadose growth hormone, you skip the growth phase of higher endocrine function with immediate rock hard bones from average 1500+ng/ml testosterone.
>>76769379All you're good for is moving furniture as long as there's no stairs since you'd need to take 5 minute breaks in between
>>76770963And what are you doing with your life? He gets paid to be 'mired
>>76769379> kill everyone in any room you walk into> have a heart attack if you exert yourself as your heart is 5x the size of a normal heartIt's mental illness, plain and simple. I have it to a smaller extent, I'm 6'4" 220 and can 2/3/4/5 and I feel weak andpathetic, but I'm natty because I'm not that sick in the head
>>76770905>twink sissy thinks that fighting and lifting weights is mutually exclusivetsk tsk, dumb mistake, twinkiepit an ufc champion from heavyweight against flyweight and see what happens
>>76770963>2 more weeks
>>76769361he gets mogged by random asian kids too
>>76769381the hulk is like 8 feet tall man. he will always need to be CGI
>>76770087Yea Sam's businesses are going really well. I am so happy for him. He's such a good dude.
>>76770780he's just a manlet that's all
>>76772203His face is perfect for a "realistic" hulkHave capeshit kikes tried this yet ? Capeshit superheroes but they're "realistic" closer to human proportions and powers not just muscular magicians wearing goofy suits
A mix of narcissism and some trauma driving them to need to feel superior to everyone else in a clearly defined variable realm (i.e. bodybuilding)Sam wont be able to tolerate being seen as weaker than people. He also probably got beat up as a kid or something and has a mental pitfall in the back of his mind reminding him hes a weakling even when hes roided up
>>76770719I'll bite anon, what do you recommend in place of accutane and finasteride?
>>76772253ZnO+I PDT and eriocitrin+silymarin if you want to be reductionist to only a couple compounds each, but they still get mogged adding on even more stuff.
>>76769361It's crazy that he's 23 years old, looks 10 years older, even moreso on video.
>>76770087Looks like a flaccid micropenis (mine).
>>76772266meanwhile you, a 35 year old anon, look "late 20s". right? haha
>>76769361i randomly watch a random sam sulek vlog every couple of months. there's an interesting liminal space, backrooms quality to them. he's living in some random flyover state that may or may not exist. he drives the same old car to and from the gym. no other people are in his videos except when he enters a gym and a bunch of random NPCs spawn.
>>76772273rekt
>anon finds out that roids are for losers>more at 11
>>76770780>average at bestIn what world? What society?
>>76769361Sam isn't balding he's just a sperg that always wears a cap everywhere.
>>76772236this post is a perfect example of projection
>>76774374cope sam
>>76774966Do you really think people roid tronny like sam sulek 'for the love of the game'Its pure mental illness and trauma. we can see through you bud
>>76769361>>still an incelhe's a based plapper
>>76772199Both look like they stink
>>76775129He deserves the rope for fueling fat womens delusions.
>>76775129Both look like they stink
