> beans> whey proteinmy gf wont stop fartinghow do i get protein without the farts?
>>76770565Beans cause inflammation = farting. Go carnivore = no inflammation = no farting.
>>76770565Learn to enjoy it, just smell them while jerking off and you can condition your mind to liking it.
>>76770565embrace it, then taste it. dont waste it.
>>76770565if you soak beans before you cook them you will fart less
>>76770565Mexicans say epazote stops farts. It should also subside if you keep eating them for long enough because your stomach adjusts.
>>76770593they also say coca cola cures diabetes
>>76770630Well it's got anti-oxidants. I bet it lowers inflammation and that could probably cure diabetes according to the experts here.
>>76770565YJK there's a pristine virgin butthole between those cheeks
>>76770637>sugar cures diabeteseveryone knows a diet of pure beef tallow is the panacea for all ailments
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>>76770584Ridiculous bro pseudoscience.
>>76770565why would you want to stop this?
>>76770568beans do not cause inflammation you fucking moron
>>76771891No, just regular science
>>76770650for diabetes yes. works in humans as well as dogs and rats probably other omnivorous animals as well
>>76770568>Beans cause inflammation
>>76770565Plug her asshole. With my penis.
>>76770568>Never experienced the foetid, pustular, disgusting STENCH from farts after eating a dozen eggs for breakfastI am jealous you never experienced Nurgle's perfume, but then you must be a dyel who ngmi
>>76770568I don't get gas from beans, I'm convinced white people invented that myth as an excuse to continue raping livestock
>>76772306me first!
>>76772416White people's digestive systems are less adapted to legumes
>>76770565Make her stew that makes her blind for a dayGive her blindness stew When my sister eats Greek yogurt every day this is how I punish her
>>76770565Fail to see the problem. I'd love a brap gf, as long as she's attractive. Otherwise, it's just gross. I'd use it as an opportunity to plug her hole with my dick. It feels good when a girl farts when it's in there.
>>76770565Ginger ale
Don't eat soluble fiber or sugar alcohol and you won't fart, very simple
>>76770568Inflammation has nothing to do with farting
I have a receptionist girl in my gym that looks like this and she was all over me when she started working here 3 weeks ago and suddenly from last week she stopped talking to me and just says hi/bye and ignores me. She even remembered my name before she stopped talking to me.
>>76770565Nigga, the butthole sniffer is gonna have a stroke reading that. Calm down
>>76770568Jamie beat this nigger with a pork chop
>>76772416the beans = gas is a thing only in the US where most people's guts are not used to that much fibereat beans a couple of times a week for a month and the gas goes awayi mean look at this guy >>76774455getting farty from eating soluble fiber, aka fruitsyou ever heard about anyone in the word getting gassy from eating an apple? it can only happen if you've eaten 3 grams of fiber every day for 30 years
>>76770568Oh look, the inflammation schizo is back.
>>76770565there is no protein in beanswhey powder is ultra processed, you should get it naturally drink some milkeat some mussels, crab, pork
>>76775190the "gas" is from the gut microbiome feasting on the fiber there is no need to eat beans, which are just carbsWhite rice is much better
>>76774381How?Use Sterno or turpentine instead of water?
>>76770565Eggs and meat you fucking animal
>>76770565Whey isn't going to cause farting. There are dozens of vegetables that will, however. Things like broccoli, cauliflower, eggplant, etc. Many processed foods might also, and it's difficult to know what's causing it since you don't really know what's in the processed slop you're eating.
>>76770568Interesting.... The data says otherwise. > https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30014498/> A defined, plant-based diet has a favorable impact on Lp(a), inflammatory indicators, and other atherogenic lipoproteins and particles.> https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27405372/> Plant-based diets are associated with an improvement in obesity-related inflammatory profiles and could provide means for therapy and prevention of chronic disease risk.
>>76770565try a whey isolate
>>76774466You blew it anon kun. Now she's having sex with used car salesmen.
>>76776520Studies also show you shouldn't have kids and the water is rising and Florida is gone and Polar Bears are extinct anon. In your case you should listen that way we'll have less future retards.
>>76774466Maybe she still likes you, but is acting cold to throw you off.
>>76770565Her daily protein intake is probably to high. If I go over 300g of protein a day i get crazy gas. 275 is my limit for now
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>>76775190An apple only has 1g soluble fiber so no, it shouldn't cause noticeable farting. Your body can't digest fiber it no matter how much you eat it, bacteria will always ferment it and make gasMy vegan family members incessantly fart, even ones whove been vegan their entire life
